Red Sox vs Yankees = greater then cuddling

[crazymage]

http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=2124333

Wife wanted to cuddle; hubby wanted to watch sportsAssociated Press


PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.

"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.

He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.

Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."

[SayGoodbye]

Well really, who can blame him? :wow:

[CrystalTears]

I feel awful because I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I mean that's one screwed up guy that he decided to kill his wife to watch a game. Wow.

I think it's time to put a TV in the bedroom. :yes:

[SayGoodbye]

Next time someone wants to cuddle me I just might hit them seventy times with a hammer.

What?!? Everyone's doing it...

[Landrion]

Man, the things a TV in the bedroom could have solved there. Cuddle+Game=NOHAMMER.

[Doyle Hargraves]

He should sue the Yankees before he's executed, because it's their fault.

[Edited on 8-4-2005 by Doyle Hargraves]

[Sean]

Everyone should tape a copy of the article over their headboard as a warning.

[Satira]

I hope he at least tried a, "Shut up bitch, I'm watching the game!" before resorting to a hammer.

[crazymage]

i'm sure he did and the dumb slut was like 'you never give me any attention, why are you so mean' and he was like. HERES SOME ATTENTION !!!

[Volstock]

Man why is it your one angry dude Crazymage. Seriously that guy in the news is dumb. you DO NOT withhold the cuddling from the owner of da ...( baby oven?) That's just stupid....lay in the damn bed and rub her soft spot a bit and she'll fall asleep..so you might miss two inning better then no sex for a month

[crazymage]

i didnt kill her! why you think i have a tv facing my bed for!

[SayGoodbye]

Volstocks baby oven whipped.

[Xandalf]

I dont think this has been posed elsewhere, and it's defiantly worth reading.

http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=2124333&CMP=OTC-DT9705204233

Wife wanted to cuddle; hubby wanted to watch sportsAssociated Press


PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.

"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.

He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.

Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."

[Apotheosis]

already posted

[Xandalf]

well shit, nevermind then.

[Atlanteax]

:rolleyes:

Let this be a warning to all women who want to cuddle after sex!

[Leetahkin]

Yep, lesson is to have a weapon within reach for her before the hubby has time to get one :smilegrin:

[Alfster]

And here I thought the lesson was not to marry psychos.

[xtc]

Women need to know when not to ask for a cuddle.

[ElanthianSiren]

Men need to learn to respect the fact that cuddling > sports that they will never play and never get paid to enjoy. At least you may get more sex out of cuddling.

-M

[DeV]

A healtyh mix of cuddling while watching sports never hurt either.

70 blows with a claw hammer = over kill to the max. Fuckin' psycho.

[Showal]

Cuddling might result in more sex ... but murdering results in far less nagging. Life is full of hard choices.

[StrayRogue]

I feel his pain.

[ElanthianSiren]

Originally posted by Showal
Cuddling might result in more sex ... but murdering results in far less nagging. Life is full of hard choices.

:lol: :moon2:

-M

[Showal]

I'm going to email this article to my girlfriend with the message "you have been warned".

[Showal]

well come on Melissa, most guys have at least considered it and if they say they haven't, they are fucking liars.:puke:

[Dwarven Empath]

http://cache.boston.com/images/sports/redsox/2004/072404_varitekarod_800600.jpg

Actually this pic is my desktop wallpaper...GO Sox!!!

[Edited on 8-6-2005 by Celember]