Alfster
08-03-2005, 09:45 PM
So I had my old computer up and running looking for those wet t-shirt pics and I found this log, it amused me
The voice of Jeru says, "Stun?! You wusses."
Michaelous just opened a floor-length suede longcoat fastened across the front with iron-buckled straps.
Michaelous removes a blue crystal from in his suede longcoat.
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Michaelous rubs a blue crystal.
An invisible force guides Michaelous.
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Michaelous put a blue crystal in his suede longcoat.
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Michaelous just closed a floor-length suede longcoat fastened across the front with iron-buckled straps.
>'we're in town
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You say, "We're in town."
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Michaelous swings a gleaming mithglin flamberge at you!
You evade the attack!
Michaelous has attacked you before accepting the challenge, and has thus forfeited.
[Roll result: 216 (open d100: 86) Penalties: 8]
You crouch, sweep a leg at Michaelous and connect!
Michaelous falls to the ground! You deftly regain your footing.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
The voice of Jeru exclaims, "Wusses!"
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Levvia loses her focused look.
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Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
Michaelous chuckles.
HR>
Jameszz says, "Kick em' good, Alfue."
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You come out of hiding.
Michaelous stands up.
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[Roll result: 179 (open d100: 49) Penalties: 8]
You crouch, sweep a leg at Michaelous and connect!
Michaelous falls to the ground! You deftly regain your footing.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
You say, "I'm toyi' wif him."
You nod to Jameszz.
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Jameszz chuckles.
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Michaelous stands up.
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Michaelous swings a gleaming mithglin flamberge at you!
You evade the attack!
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[Roll result: 179 (open d100: 60) Penalties: 14]
You kick at Michaelous's groin and connect! Michaelous's mouth opens, but all that comes out is a tiny, high-pitched gasp.
...22 damage!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Jameszz winces.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a wickedly curved faenor waraxe at Michaelous!
AS: +316 vs DS: +125 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +57 = +277
... and hit for 66 points of damage!
Left hip pulped, severing the leg.
Michaelous screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled left leg!
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 6 sec.
The voice of Jeru exclaims, "Oh! Painful!"
R>
Levvia stares off into space.
You strut about arrogantly.
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Linsha says, "Kick him again. I have a thing about stupid people breeding."
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Michaelous lets out a loud snarling growl and goes berserk!
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Michaelous shakes off the stun and begins frothing at the mouth!
The berserker's rage leaves Michaelous's eyes.
You turn towards Michaelous and render a sharp salute with your curved faenor waraxe.
Michaelous swings a gleaming mithglin flamberge at you!
You evade the attack!
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You say, "Bah."
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Michaelous swings a gleaming mithglin flamberge at you!
You parry the attack with your waraxe!
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Nalina clasps her hand over her mouth.
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Michaelous says, "Sheesh man."
You exclaim, "I won!"
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Michaelous swings a gleaming mithglin flamberge at you!
You evade the attack!
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Raquelz says, "Oh man, the mob is angry tonight..."
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Michaelous swings a gleaming mithglin flamberge at you!
You evade the attack!
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Jameszz snickers.
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Michaelous swings a gleaming mithglin flamberge at you!
You evade the attack!
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Linsha says, "The mob is always antsy."
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The voice of Jeru exclaims, "Kill him!"
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Obs just left.
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Michaelous rubs his chin thoughtfully.
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You say, "Try standing."
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Michaelous swings a gleaming mithglin flamberge at you!
You parry the attack with your waraxe!
You nod to Michaelous.
You roll Michaelous over.
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Linsha snickers at you!
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Michaelous stands up.
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Nalina bursts out in loud, raucous laughter.
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Pipathayne just arrived.
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Michaelous swings a gleaming mithglin flamberge at you!
You evade the attack!
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Nalina buries her face in her hands.
[Roll result: 175 (open d100: 46) Penalties: -2]
You seize an opening and bring the blunt end of your waraxe down on Michaelous's knee!
Michaelous crashes to the ground, clutching his knee!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
(Nalina shakes with laughter as she tries to conceal it with her hands.)
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Michaelous stands up.
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Michaelous swings a gleaming mithglin flamberge at you!
You evade the attack!
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Bennjamin skillfully begins to weave another verse into his harmony.
Bennjamin sings of Kai's many triumphs, lifting his spirits.
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The guiding force leaves Michaelous.
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[Roll result: 224 (open d100: 94) Penalties: 8]
You crouch, sweep a leg at Michaelous and connect!
Michaelous falls to the ground! You deftly regain your footing.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Wolenthor quietly says, "Heh."
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Linsha says, "Oh my Lord that is bad."
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Linsha says, "Try standing."
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Michaelous says, "Your just too dern short."
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Nalina agrees with Linsha.
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Linsha bursts out in loud, raucous laughter.
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Raquelz exclaims, "Come on Michal, don't lemme beat ya down!"
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Michaelous says, "I cant even reach you."
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Michaelous stands up.
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A swirling colorless vortex suddenly loses its form and dissipates.
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Michaelous put a deadly-sharp gleaming mithglin flamberge in his black weapon harness.
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Dachell says, "Aahh."
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The voice of Jeru asks, "Can I attack him too?"
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Jameszz spends some time demonstrating an illusion for Fineli.
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* Hyfryn just bit the dust!
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Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
You parry the attack with your waraxe!
[Roll result: 196 (open d100: 91) Penalties: 8]
You crouch, sweep a leg at Michaelous and connect!
Michaelous falls to the ground! You deftly regain your footing.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
You say, "I don' see why not."
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Michaelous struggles to stand, but fails.
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Slaidon traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
Slaidon gestures.
Multicolored rays shoot out of Slaidon's body and flow into the shimmering sphere around him.
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Michaelous struggles to stand, but fails.
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You quietly whisper to Nalina, "He is officially a moron."
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Michaelous moves to a kneeling position.
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Jameszz spends some time demonstrating an illusion for Fineli.
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You hear someone chuckling.
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Dachell takes a drink from his Blackdew grog.
Dachell looks rather relaxed.
>lean nal
You lean softly against Nalina.
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Raquelz says, "Stand up even..."
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Raquelz tries to pull Michaelous to his feet, but he is too heavy.
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Michaelous stands up.
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Linsha snickers to herself.
You say, "Maybe i shoulda used my shield."
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Michaelous says, "Ill be back."
You ponder.
You sling a blood-stained vultite wall shield inset with several razor-sharp mithril spikes off from over your shoulder.
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Michaelous strikes a heroic pose.
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Michaelous just went north.
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Levvia nods to Wolenthor.
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Linsha says, "Watching that I am grateful I cast."
You chuckle at Linsha.
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Dachell takes a drink from his Blackdew grog.
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Evyrsio says, "Im glad I's a warrior."
You say, "He's a warrior."
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Evyrsio waves a naginata around.
You elbow Evyrsio in the ribs in a playful sort of way.
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Dachell chuckles.
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Evyrsio stares off into space.
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Nalina glances at you.
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Nalina asks, "Are we okay now?"
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Michaelous just arrived.
You nod to Nalina.
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Michaelous swings a gleaming mithglin flamberge at you!
You evade the attack!
You hug Nalina, who wraps you in a warm embrace.
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Nalina says, "Alright."
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[Roll result: 138 (open d100: 8) Penalties: 8]
You crouch, sweep a leg at Michaelous and connect!
Michaelous falls to the ground! You deftly regain your footing.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
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Nalina shakes her head.
R>
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You see Wolenthor turn his head in your direction as you hide.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings, and feel somewhat sure that no one has noticed your doing so.
HR>
...wait 2 seconds.
HR>
...wait 2 seconds.
HR>
...wait 1 seconds.
HR>
A tiny kitten goes west.
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You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a wickedly curved faenor waraxe at Michaelous!
AS: +316 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +64 = +329
... and hit for 75 points of damage!
Powerful slash leaves Michaelous without a right leg!
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>l mich
You see Michaelous.
He appears to be a Giant of the Grot'karesh Clan.
He appears to be very young and average height. He has long-lashed brown eyes and bronze skin. He has short, wavy black hair with lighter streaks. He has a clean-shaven face, a straight nose and a broad chest.
He has a tiny diamond stud in his right nostril, and a slender silver hoop in the upper ridge of his left ear.
He has a completely severed right leg.
He is bleeding badly from the right leg.
He is holding a deadly-sharp gleaming mithglin flamberge in his right hand.
He is wearing a buckled burlap pack, a steel-buckled black weapon harness, an old oak brown sack, a thick black leather belt, some buckled black leather boots, a gigantic silver belt buckle engraved with the image of a rabid wolverine foaming at the mouth, a square steel-buckled pouch, a silver-edged ash knife case, a silver cross pendant, a heavy silver chain, a black armband, a tear-cut blue dreamstone ring, a dark bronze cockroach pin, some sagging suspenders, a pair of supple deer skin pants fastened with bronze-buckled leather straps, a floor-length suede longcoat fastened across the front with iron-buckled straps, a crystal amulet, a slender silver hoop earring, and a pebbled black vultite-link hauberk.
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Nalina says, "Like an enraged rolton."
Michaelous lets out a loud snarling growl and goes berserk!
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You are now in a defensive stance.
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Evyrsio cringes.
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Michaelous staggers about trying to shake the stun!
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Jeru laughs at Michaelous!
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Jameszz spends some time demonstrating an illusion for Fineli.
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The berserker's rage leaves Michaelous's eyes.
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Michaelous looks thoughtful as he snarls.
You sling a blood-stained vultite wall shield inset with several razor-sharp mithril spikes over your shoulder.
Linsha says, "Want me to find a club and beat some sense into him? Giants are slow to learn after all."
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You roll Michaelous over.
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Dachell shudders.
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Theth leans on Dachell.
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Nalina clasps her hand over her mouth.
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Michaelous raises his flamberge high in the air and screams!
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Levvia stares at Linsha.
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Nalina nods to Linsha.
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Nalina says, "I don't think even a ton of bricks falling on that guy is going to help."
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Michaelous lets out a loud snarling growl and goes berserk!
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Linsha snickers at Nalina.
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Michaelous staggers about trying to shake the stun!
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Michaelous staggers about trying to shake the stun!
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Linsha says, "We could try."
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Michaelous jumps to his feet snarling in anger!
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Linsha says, "Repeatedly."
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Michaelous spins around looking for something to attack!
Michaelous lets out a blood curdling scream of frustration!
The berserker's rage leaves Michaelous's eyes.
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Michaelous swings a gleaming mithglin flamberge at you!
You evade the attack!
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Michaelous swings a gleaming mithglin flamberge at you!
You evade the attack!
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[Roll result: 197 (open d100: 78) Penalties: 14]
You kick at Michaelous's groin and connect! Michaelous's eyes snap wide open.
...22 damage!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
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Jeru laughs at Michaelous!
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Jeru points at Michaelous.
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Jeru laughs!
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Raquelz says, "Ouch..."
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Raquelz blushes a nice shade of off-pink.
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Michaelous says, "Man."
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Theth sternly says, "Aye, sorta."
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Linsha says, "There is something about high pitched sqealing that makes me happy."
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Michaelous says, "Go challenge someone your own size."
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The guiding force leaves Michaelous.
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Linsha turns an inquisitive ear towards Michaelous.
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Michaelous waves a hand at you, dismissing you indifferently.
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Raquelz says, "Hope those don't swell too much."
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Michaelous put a deadly-sharp gleaming mithglin flamberge in his black weapon harness.
>'you done bein a moron?
You ask, "You done bein a moron?"
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You cock your head at Michaelous.
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Speaking to you, Michaelous says, "You dont tryin to earn some kind of manhood."
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Nalina says, "I like how you make it sound like its his fault you can't hit him."
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In a skilled imitation of Michaelous, the voice of Pipathayne quickly exclaims, "I've hardly started being a moron!"
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You are beginning to feel a little fatigued.
[Roll result: 125 (open d100: 31) Penalties: 14]
You kick at Michaelous's groin and connect! Michaelous cries out in pain!
...9 damage!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
You say, "Now I am."
You nod to Michaelous.
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Raquelz exclaims, "Pull out the white flag, Michaelous, pull out the white flag!"
Nalina laughs at Raquelz!
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Michaelous says, "Well alfue i might not be bale to hit."
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Nalina slaps herself on the forehead.
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Michaelous says, "But pipathane your as good as dead if u come out to play."
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Speaking to Michaelous, Jeru says, "Alfue messed you up."
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Linsha says, "You were thoroughly beaten. Give up and gain a bit of dignety."
>'pipathane?
You ask, "Pipathane?"
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Michaelous just went north.
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The voice of Pipathayne quickly asks, "What'd I do?"
Jameszz chuckles.
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Jameszz says, "Pathetic."
You say, "He's a moron."
You nod.
Nalina says, "Yeah, he realizes that he can't take on Alfue, but he'll go after someone in half his ability of learning."
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Nalina says, "What a man."
You tickle Nalina and are rewarded with her laughter.
You say, "I shoulda just let you kill him."
You nod to Nalina.
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The voice of Pipathayne quickly says, "But he blames Alfue for being tougher than he is."
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Jeru says, "Ill fight him."
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You say, "Woulda been a bit less embarrasin' for him."
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Nalina says, "I was considering it, but I just don't see the point anymore."
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Linsha says, "Killing someone is easy."
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Linsha says, "Best to torture them for a while."
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You say, "I like humiliating people."
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You nod to Linsha.
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Michaelous just arrived.
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Michaelous removes a deadly-sharp gleaming mithglin flamberge from in his black weapon harness.
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You wave to Michaelous.
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Michaelous surveys his surroundings carefully.
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Michaelous searches around for a moment.
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Linsha says, "Take a hot knife to him and pretend to be a ranger bad at skinning."
You say, "Michaelous."
You say, "I wouldn't be attackin' anyone in here."
You say, "Be bad for your health."
You nod to Michaelous.
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Michaelous snickers at you!
Jameszz says, "Good advice."
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Michaelous waves a hand at you, dismissing you indifferently.
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Speaking to Michaelous, Nalina asks, "And why, exactly...are you going after this imitator?"
Michaelous says, "Because he hurt my feelings."
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Peritta seems a bit less imposing.
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Linsha says, "Real men have no feelings."
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Speaking to Nalina, Michaelous asks, "Why do you think?"
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Nalina says, "I'm suprised you have the ability to comprehend the fact he was insulting you."
You say, "I have feelings."
You frown at Linsha.
You say, "Feelin's for her."
You point at Nalina.
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You clasp a hand over your mouth.
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Nalina blinks.
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The voice of Pipathayne quickly exclaims, "Alfue is in loooove!"
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Nalina gawks at you.
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Nalina exclaims, "I knew it!"
You blush a pale pink shade at Nalina.
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Speaking to Nalina, Michaelous says, "Go back to the oncome valley with the rest of the wind witchs."
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Nalina gives you a lingering kiss on the nose.
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You strut about.
Speaking to Michaelous, Nalina says, "I don't know how you come off thinking I'd be insulted being called a witch. ."
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Speaking to Nalina, Michaelous says, "Wow im surprised you comprehend the fact you are a witch."
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Linsha snickers.
Nalina buries her face in her hands.
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Linsha raises her hand.
H>
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You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a wickedly curved faenor waraxe at Michaelous!
AS: +281 vs DS: +155 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +19 = +174
... and hit for 33 points of damage!
Hard blow breaks the femur!
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 6 sec.
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Linsha says, "I prefer bitch, thanks."
You say, "You just don't learn."
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Speaking to you, Nalina says, "Don't."
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You flail your arms about.
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Jeru points at Michaelous.
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Michaelous lets out a loud snarling growl and goes berserk!
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Jeru laughs!
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Jeru says, "Hahaha."
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Michaelous shakes off the stun and begins frothing at the mouth!
The berserker's rage leaves Michaelous's eyes.
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You notice Jeru slip into a hiding place.
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Nalina says, "I think he really is liken that to a rock."
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Speaking to Nalina, Michaelous says, "Congratulations, youve earn some intelligence points."
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Michaelous stands up.
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Michaelous laughs at you!
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Jameszz shakes his head.
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Speaking to you, Michaelous says, "No matter what you do little guy, youll never become a man, like that."
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[Roll result: 169 (open d100: 50) Penalties: 14]
You kick at Michaelous's groin and connect! Michaelous cries out in pain!
...21 damage!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
You say, "And you'll never have kids."
You nod to Michaelous.
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The voice of Jeru says, "Hahaha."
Linsha exclaims, "Thankfully!"
You agree with Linsha.
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Jameszz nods to Linsha.
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Speaking to you, Michaelous says, "Id rather be a man then have kids, you wench."
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Nalina says, "If becomming a man means watching him swing at someone and miss every single time, and then realize this is because he's laying on the ground, I'd prefer him however he is now."
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Raquelz covers her eyes with her hands.
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Nalina nods.
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The voice of Jeru says, "Alfue just humiliated that guy."
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Michaelous waves a hand at you, dismissing you indifferently.
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Michaelous just went north.
You wave.
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You belt out, "Come back often!"
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Linsha says, "I give him half a dozen minutes before he is back."
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The voice of Pipathayne quickly exclaims, "Ack, kobold!"
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Nalina says, "Sweet Andelas I think Warclaidhm might have more wits than him."
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The voice of Jeru says, "Stun?! You wusses."
Michaelous just opened a floor-length suede longcoat fastened across the front with iron-buckled straps.
Michaelous removes a blue crystal from in his suede longcoat.
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Michaelous rubs a blue crystal.
An invisible force guides Michaelous.
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Michaelous put a blue crystal in his suede longcoat.
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Michaelous just closed a floor-length suede longcoat fastened across the front with iron-buckled straps.
>'we're in town
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You say, "We're in town."
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Michaelous swings a gleaming mithglin flamberge at you!
You evade the attack!
Michaelous has attacked you before accepting the challenge, and has thus forfeited.
[Roll result: 216 (open d100: 86) Penalties: 8]
You crouch, sweep a leg at Michaelous and connect!
Michaelous falls to the ground! You deftly regain your footing.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
The voice of Jeru exclaims, "Wusses!"
R>
Levvia loses her focused look.
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Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
Michaelous chuckles.
HR>
Jameszz says, "Kick em' good, Alfue."
H>
You come out of hiding.
Michaelous stands up.
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[Roll result: 179 (open d100: 49) Penalties: 8]
You crouch, sweep a leg at Michaelous and connect!
Michaelous falls to the ground! You deftly regain your footing.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
You say, "I'm toyi' wif him."
You nod to Jameszz.
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Jameszz chuckles.
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Michaelous stands up.
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Michaelous swings a gleaming mithglin flamberge at you!
You evade the attack!
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[Roll result: 179 (open d100: 60) Penalties: 14]
You kick at Michaelous's groin and connect! Michaelous's mouth opens, but all that comes out is a tiny, high-pitched gasp.
...22 damage!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Jameszz winces.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a wickedly curved faenor waraxe at Michaelous!
AS: +316 vs DS: +125 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +57 = +277
... and hit for 66 points of damage!
Left hip pulped, severing the leg.
Michaelous screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled left leg!
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 6 sec.
The voice of Jeru exclaims, "Oh! Painful!"
R>
Levvia stares off into space.
You strut about arrogantly.
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Linsha says, "Kick him again. I have a thing about stupid people breeding."
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Michaelous lets out a loud snarling growl and goes berserk!
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Michaelous shakes off the stun and begins frothing at the mouth!
The berserker's rage leaves Michaelous's eyes.
You turn towards Michaelous and render a sharp salute with your curved faenor waraxe.
Michaelous swings a gleaming mithglin flamberge at you!
You evade the attack!
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You say, "Bah."
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Michaelous swings a gleaming mithglin flamberge at you!
You parry the attack with your waraxe!
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Nalina clasps her hand over her mouth.
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Michaelous says, "Sheesh man."
You exclaim, "I won!"
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Michaelous swings a gleaming mithglin flamberge at you!
You evade the attack!
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Raquelz says, "Oh man, the mob is angry tonight..."
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Michaelous swings a gleaming mithglin flamberge at you!
You evade the attack!
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Jameszz snickers.
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Michaelous swings a gleaming mithglin flamberge at you!
You evade the attack!
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Linsha says, "The mob is always antsy."
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The voice of Jeru exclaims, "Kill him!"
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Obs just left.
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Michaelous rubs his chin thoughtfully.
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You say, "Try standing."
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Michaelous swings a gleaming mithglin flamberge at you!
You parry the attack with your waraxe!
You nod to Michaelous.
You roll Michaelous over.
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Linsha snickers at you!
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Michaelous stands up.
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Nalina bursts out in loud, raucous laughter.
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Pipathayne just arrived.
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Michaelous swings a gleaming mithglin flamberge at you!
You evade the attack!
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Nalina buries her face in her hands.
[Roll result: 175 (open d100: 46) Penalties: -2]
You seize an opening and bring the blunt end of your waraxe down on Michaelous's knee!
Michaelous crashes to the ground, clutching his knee!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
(Nalina shakes with laughter as she tries to conceal it with her hands.)
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Michaelous stands up.
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Michaelous swings a gleaming mithglin flamberge at you!
You evade the attack!
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Bennjamin skillfully begins to weave another verse into his harmony.
Bennjamin sings of Kai's many triumphs, lifting his spirits.
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The guiding force leaves Michaelous.
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[Roll result: 224 (open d100: 94) Penalties: 8]
You crouch, sweep a leg at Michaelous and connect!
Michaelous falls to the ground! You deftly regain your footing.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Wolenthor quietly says, "Heh."
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Linsha says, "Oh my Lord that is bad."
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Linsha says, "Try standing."
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Michaelous says, "Your just too dern short."
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Nalina agrees with Linsha.
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Linsha bursts out in loud, raucous laughter.
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Raquelz exclaims, "Come on Michal, don't lemme beat ya down!"
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Michaelous says, "I cant even reach you."
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Michaelous stands up.
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A swirling colorless vortex suddenly loses its form and dissipates.
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Michaelous put a deadly-sharp gleaming mithglin flamberge in his black weapon harness.
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Dachell says, "Aahh."
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The voice of Jeru asks, "Can I attack him too?"
>
Jameszz spends some time demonstrating an illusion for Fineli.
>
* Hyfryn just bit the dust!
>
Michaelous swings a closed fist at you!
You parry the attack with your waraxe!
[Roll result: 196 (open d100: 91) Penalties: 8]
You crouch, sweep a leg at Michaelous and connect!
Michaelous falls to the ground! You deftly regain your footing.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
You say, "I don' see why not."
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Michaelous struggles to stand, but fails.
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Slaidon traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
Slaidon gestures.
Multicolored rays shoot out of Slaidon's body and flow into the shimmering sphere around him.
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Michaelous struggles to stand, but fails.
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You quietly whisper to Nalina, "He is officially a moron."
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Michaelous moves to a kneeling position.
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Jameszz spends some time demonstrating an illusion for Fineli.
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You hear someone chuckling.
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Dachell takes a drink from his Blackdew grog.
Dachell looks rather relaxed.
>lean nal
You lean softly against Nalina.
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Raquelz says, "Stand up even..."
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Raquelz tries to pull Michaelous to his feet, but he is too heavy.
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Michaelous stands up.
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Linsha snickers to herself.
You say, "Maybe i shoulda used my shield."
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Michaelous says, "Ill be back."
You ponder.
You sling a blood-stained vultite wall shield inset with several razor-sharp mithril spikes off from over your shoulder.
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Michaelous strikes a heroic pose.
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Michaelous just went north.
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Levvia nods to Wolenthor.
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Linsha says, "Watching that I am grateful I cast."
You chuckle at Linsha.
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Dachell takes a drink from his Blackdew grog.
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Evyrsio says, "Im glad I's a warrior."
You say, "He's a warrior."
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Evyrsio waves a naginata around.
You elbow Evyrsio in the ribs in a playful sort of way.
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Dachell chuckles.
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Evyrsio stares off into space.
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Nalina glances at you.
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Nalina asks, "Are we okay now?"
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Michaelous just arrived.
You nod to Nalina.
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Michaelous swings a gleaming mithglin flamberge at you!
You evade the attack!
You hug Nalina, who wraps you in a warm embrace.
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Nalina says, "Alright."
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[Roll result: 138 (open d100: 8) Penalties: 8]
You crouch, sweep a leg at Michaelous and connect!
Michaelous falls to the ground! You deftly regain your footing.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
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Nalina shakes her head.
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Roundtime: 3 sec.
You see Wolenthor turn his head in your direction as you hide.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings, and feel somewhat sure that no one has noticed your doing so.
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...wait 2 seconds.
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...wait 2 seconds.
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...wait 1 seconds.
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A tiny kitten goes west.
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You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a wickedly curved faenor waraxe at Michaelous!
AS: +316 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +64 = +329
... and hit for 75 points of damage!
Powerful slash leaves Michaelous without a right leg!
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 6 sec.
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You see Michaelous.
He appears to be a Giant of the Grot'karesh Clan.
He appears to be very young and average height. He has long-lashed brown eyes and bronze skin. He has short, wavy black hair with lighter streaks. He has a clean-shaven face, a straight nose and a broad chest.
He has a tiny diamond stud in his right nostril, and a slender silver hoop in the upper ridge of his left ear.
He has a completely severed right leg.
He is bleeding badly from the right leg.
He is holding a deadly-sharp gleaming mithglin flamberge in his right hand.
He is wearing a buckled burlap pack, a steel-buckled black weapon harness, an old oak brown sack, a thick black leather belt, some buckled black leather boots, a gigantic silver belt buckle engraved with the image of a rabid wolverine foaming at the mouth, a square steel-buckled pouch, a silver-edged ash knife case, a silver cross pendant, a heavy silver chain, a black armband, a tear-cut blue dreamstone ring, a dark bronze cockroach pin, some sagging suspenders, a pair of supple deer skin pants fastened with bronze-buckled leather straps, a floor-length suede longcoat fastened across the front with iron-buckled straps, a crystal amulet, a slender silver hoop earring, and a pebbled black vultite-link hauberk.
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Nalina says, "Like an enraged rolton."
Michaelous lets out a loud snarling growl and goes berserk!
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You are now in a defensive stance.
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Evyrsio cringes.
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Michaelous staggers about trying to shake the stun!
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Jeru laughs at Michaelous!
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Jameszz spends some time demonstrating an illusion for Fineli.
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The berserker's rage leaves Michaelous's eyes.
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Michaelous looks thoughtful as he snarls.
You sling a blood-stained vultite wall shield inset with several razor-sharp mithril spikes over your shoulder.
Linsha says, "Want me to find a club and beat some sense into him? Giants are slow to learn after all."
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You roll Michaelous over.
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Dachell shudders.
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Theth leans on Dachell.
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Nalina clasps her hand over her mouth.
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Michaelous raises his flamberge high in the air and screams!
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Levvia stares at Linsha.
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Nalina nods to Linsha.
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Nalina says, "I don't think even a ton of bricks falling on that guy is going to help."
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Michaelous lets out a loud snarling growl and goes berserk!
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Linsha snickers at Nalina.
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Michaelous staggers about trying to shake the stun!
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Michaelous staggers about trying to shake the stun!
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Linsha says, "We could try."
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Michaelous jumps to his feet snarling in anger!
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Linsha says, "Repeatedly."
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Michaelous spins around looking for something to attack!
Michaelous lets out a blood curdling scream of frustration!
The berserker's rage leaves Michaelous's eyes.
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Michaelous swings a gleaming mithglin flamberge at you!
You evade the attack!
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Michaelous swings a gleaming mithglin flamberge at you!
You evade the attack!
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[Roll result: 197 (open d100: 78) Penalties: 14]
You kick at Michaelous's groin and connect! Michaelous's eyes snap wide open.
...22 damage!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
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Jeru laughs at Michaelous!
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Jeru points at Michaelous.
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Jeru laughs!
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Raquelz says, "Ouch..."
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Raquelz blushes a nice shade of off-pink.
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Michaelous says, "Man."
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Theth sternly says, "Aye, sorta."
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Linsha says, "There is something about high pitched sqealing that makes me happy."
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Michaelous says, "Go challenge someone your own size."
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The guiding force leaves Michaelous.
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Linsha turns an inquisitive ear towards Michaelous.
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Michaelous waves a hand at you, dismissing you indifferently.
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Raquelz says, "Hope those don't swell too much."
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Michaelous put a deadly-sharp gleaming mithglin flamberge in his black weapon harness.
>'you done bein a moron?
You ask, "You done bein a moron?"
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You cock your head at Michaelous.
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Speaking to you, Michaelous says, "You dont tryin to earn some kind of manhood."
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Nalina says, "I like how you make it sound like its his fault you can't hit him."
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In a skilled imitation of Michaelous, the voice of Pipathayne quickly exclaims, "I've hardly started being a moron!"
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You are beginning to feel a little fatigued.
[Roll result: 125 (open d100: 31) Penalties: 14]
You kick at Michaelous's groin and connect! Michaelous cries out in pain!
...9 damage!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
You say, "Now I am."
You nod to Michaelous.
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Raquelz exclaims, "Pull out the white flag, Michaelous, pull out the white flag!"
Nalina laughs at Raquelz!
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Michaelous says, "Well alfue i might not be bale to hit."
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Nalina slaps herself on the forehead.
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Michaelous says, "But pipathane your as good as dead if u come out to play."
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Speaking to Michaelous, Jeru says, "Alfue messed you up."
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Linsha says, "You were thoroughly beaten. Give up and gain a bit of dignety."
>'pipathane?
You ask, "Pipathane?"
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Michaelous just went north.
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The voice of Pipathayne quickly asks, "What'd I do?"
Jameszz chuckles.
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Jameszz says, "Pathetic."
You say, "He's a moron."
You nod.
Nalina says, "Yeah, he realizes that he can't take on Alfue, but he'll go after someone in half his ability of learning."
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Nalina says, "What a man."
You tickle Nalina and are rewarded with her laughter.
You say, "I shoulda just let you kill him."
You nod to Nalina.
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The voice of Pipathayne quickly says, "But he blames Alfue for being tougher than he is."
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Jeru says, "Ill fight him."
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You say, "Woulda been a bit less embarrasin' for him."
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Nalina says, "I was considering it, but I just don't see the point anymore."
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Linsha says, "Killing someone is easy."
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Linsha says, "Best to torture them for a while."
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You say, "I like humiliating people."
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You nod to Linsha.
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Michaelous just arrived.
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Michaelous removes a deadly-sharp gleaming mithglin flamberge from in his black weapon harness.
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You wave to Michaelous.
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Michaelous surveys his surroundings carefully.
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Michaelous searches around for a moment.
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Linsha says, "Take a hot knife to him and pretend to be a ranger bad at skinning."
You say, "Michaelous."
You say, "I wouldn't be attackin' anyone in here."
You say, "Be bad for your health."
You nod to Michaelous.
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Michaelous snickers at you!
Jameszz says, "Good advice."
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Michaelous waves a hand at you, dismissing you indifferently.
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Speaking to Michaelous, Nalina asks, "And why, exactly...are you going after this imitator?"
Michaelous says, "Because he hurt my feelings."
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Peritta seems a bit less imposing.
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Linsha says, "Real men have no feelings."
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Speaking to Nalina, Michaelous asks, "Why do you think?"
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Nalina says, "I'm suprised you have the ability to comprehend the fact he was insulting you."
You say, "I have feelings."
You frown at Linsha.
You say, "Feelin's for her."
You point at Nalina.
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You clasp a hand over your mouth.
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Nalina blinks.
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The voice of Pipathayne quickly exclaims, "Alfue is in loooove!"
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Nalina gawks at you.
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Nalina exclaims, "I knew it!"
You blush a pale pink shade at Nalina.
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Speaking to Nalina, Michaelous says, "Go back to the oncome valley with the rest of the wind witchs."
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Nalina gives you a lingering kiss on the nose.
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You strut about.
Speaking to Michaelous, Nalina says, "I don't know how you come off thinking I'd be insulted being called a witch. ."
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Speaking to Nalina, Michaelous says, "Wow im surprised you comprehend the fact you are a witch."
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Linsha snickers.
Nalina buries her face in her hands.
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Linsha raises her hand.
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You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a wickedly curved faenor waraxe at Michaelous!
AS: +281 vs DS: +155 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +19 = +174
... and hit for 33 points of damage!
Hard blow breaks the femur!
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 6 sec.
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Linsha says, "I prefer bitch, thanks."
You say, "You just don't learn."
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Speaking to you, Nalina says, "Don't."
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You flail your arms about.
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Jeru points at Michaelous.
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Michaelous lets out a loud snarling growl and goes berserk!
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Jeru laughs!
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Jeru says, "Hahaha."
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Michaelous shakes off the stun and begins frothing at the mouth!
The berserker's rage leaves Michaelous's eyes.
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You notice Jeru slip into a hiding place.
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Nalina says, "I think he really is liken that to a rock."
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Speaking to Nalina, Michaelous says, "Congratulations, youve earn some intelligence points."
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Michaelous stands up.
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Michaelous laughs at you!
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Jameszz shakes his head.
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Speaking to you, Michaelous says, "No matter what you do little guy, youll never become a man, like that."
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[Roll result: 169 (open d100: 50) Penalties: 14]
You kick at Michaelous's groin and connect! Michaelous cries out in pain!
...21 damage!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
You say, "And you'll never have kids."
You nod to Michaelous.
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The voice of Jeru says, "Hahaha."
Linsha exclaims, "Thankfully!"
You agree with Linsha.
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Jameszz nods to Linsha.
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Speaking to you, Michaelous says, "Id rather be a man then have kids, you wench."
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Nalina says, "If becomming a man means watching him swing at someone and miss every single time, and then realize this is because he's laying on the ground, I'd prefer him however he is now."
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Raquelz covers her eyes with her hands.
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Nalina nods.
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The voice of Jeru says, "Alfue just humiliated that guy."
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Michaelous waves a hand at you, dismissing you indifferently.
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Michaelous just went north.
You wave.
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You belt out, "Come back often!"
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Linsha says, "I give him half a dozen minutes before he is back."
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The voice of Pipathayne quickly exclaims, "Ack, kobold!"
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Nalina says, "Sweet Andelas I think Warclaidhm might have more wits than him."
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