ZeDirtySanchez
11-08-2004, 03:31 AM
Enter ze Sanchez!
You see Sanchez.
He appears to be a Human.
He appears to be very young and average height. He has heavy-lidded brown eyes and brown skin. He has raggedly cut, greasy brown hair worn in a ponytail. He has an unshaven face, a flaring nose and a shaggy mustache.
and now, his short life :(
>l nar
You see Narci R'flection.
She appears to be a Giant.
She appears to be youthful. She has sleepy jade green eyes and lily white skin. She has very long, raven-tipped opalescent violet hair which delicately frames her face before tumbling carelessly over her shoulders and cascading below her hips. She has high cheekbones.
She has a tiny bloodjewel stud in her left nostril.
She has old battle scars on her left hand, several painful-looking scars across her chest, several painful-looking scars across her abdominal area, several painful-looking scars across her back, a black-and-blue left eye, developed slurred speech, and some old neck wounds.
She is holding a grey-eyed white toy bear in her left hand.
She is wearing a cloudy glass chain-strung phial, a sumptuous silver-grey fox fur blanket adorned with a large pentagram cloakpin, a soft grey flannel nightgown trimmed with a row of small pentagram-shaped buttons, a twisted silver hair tie, a tiny charcoal sleepy-looking lizard, a star-dotted charcoal satin blindfold, a grey flannel overnight bag, a bulging soft grey pillowcase trimmed with embroidered jade ribbons, a floor-length fuzzy chenille robe, a wide fuzzy jade green sash, some warm fur-lined house shoes with jade green trim, a cricket box, a golden spidersilk knapsack decorated with a pair of rune-inscribed stones, and a crystal-set white gold collar.
You grin slowly.
You ask, "Hello..how YOU doin?"
You stride over to stand before Narci.
>You feel the sting of a recent death slowly fade away.
>Name: Sanchez Race: Human Profession: Rogue (not shown)
>You exclaim, "I am Sanchez..but my friends, ze call me za Dirty Sanchez!"
You ask, "Are you lonely? Perhaps ze would like to getsa drink?"
You wiggle your eyebrows.
You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-You echo in your mind:
"Damn, someone..I need a ragged, ugly looking cigar"
<moving to someone who DOES respond>
>[Wehnimer's, Cul-de-Sac]
Broken bottles, discarded rubbish, and uneasy feelings pervade this dank, ill-lit dead end. Several unsavory-looking citizens seem to be lurking here and there in the shadows for want of anything better to do, and the scratching of rats can be heard from within the nearby walls. A pile of old crates is stacked against the back wall of the alley. You also see the red Zhorf disk, the Cariah disk, a brostheras potion, a brostheras potion, some ambrominas leaf, some cactacae spine, a brostheras potion, a talneo potion, some haphip root, some wolifrew lichen, some wolifrew lichen, a bolmara potion, a reinforced shield, a torn and stained parchment, a drake falchion, a shiny horseshoe, a little round mirror, a rugged oilcloth coin pouch, a worn and yellowed finger-bone, some basal moss, a smooth stone, a torn fiery red surcoat, a worn and yellowed finger-bone and an empty wooden crate.
Also here: Valacto who is sitting, Kiba who is lying down, Zhorf who is sitting, Cariah who is sitting
Obvious paths: north
You see Cariah Blauckedeth.
She appears to be a Half-Elf from Ta'Faendryl.
She appears to be very young and average height. She has almond-shaped crystal blue eyes and ivory skin. She has waist length, flowing golden blonde hair with lighter streaks. She has a delicate face, a button nose and pouting lips. She is inked with a wispy black visage of a wraith with blazing crimson eyes upon her face.
She has a faceted ruby stud in her lip.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a gold ring, an onyx-swept heavy velvet cloak, an elaborate Charl symbol, some delicate high-heeled glass slippers adorned with tiny blue diamond bows, a side-laced black leather corset set with curved black steel boning, a ruby-swept dark velvet sack, a tiny smooth moon medallion suspended from a gold chain, a shoulder worn elven medic bag, a delicate silver ring, some ruby and diamond hairjewels, a delicate teardrop ruby pendant, some clinging flame-red body leathers, an elegant red leather thigh-sheath, a side-slit short red silk skirt, a hypnotic diamond bellygem, a low-cut black leather bodice, and a golvern embossed kite shield.
You grin slowly.
You stride over to stand before Cariah.
You exclaim, "Hellzo!"
>Cariah says, "Hi."
You say, "I am Sanchez..but my friends, ze calls me za Dirty Sanchez."
>Cariah says, "I'm Cariah and my friends call me Cariah, nice to meet you."
You grin slowly.
You ask, "Perzaps ze would like ta get a drink? eh eh?"
You wiggle your eyebrows.
>Cariah asks, "Want a apple?"
>Cariah peers quizzically at you.
You say, "Hrm, when it comes to ze fruit, I like cherries myself."
>Kiba moans.
>Sanchez just appeared.
You feel yourself being pulled away...
[Consultation Lounge]
The cozy surroundings of this simple conference room provide a much-welcomed respite from the chaos just outside its walls. You notice several plush chairs arranged casually around the room in a comfortable grouping.
Obvious exits: none
>A shaft of scintillating light suddenly pierces the ceiling and strikes the ground next to you. The beam of light then explodes in a shower of sparks and Emeradan is standing in its place.
>Emeradan says, "Hi there."
You chuckle.
You wave to Emeradan.
Emeradan says, "Let's go ahead and rename this character."
You say, "Aww."
You say, "If I gotta."
You sigh.
>Emeradan asks, "You're aware of what a 'Dirty Sanchez' is, yes?"
You ask, "My RP of a dirty man named Sanchez?"
Emeradan smiles.
You ask, "Did I do something wrong?"
>Emeradan says, "Can probably work RP just as well without referencing certain sexual acts."
You blink.
You ask, "Sexual acts?"
Emeradan says, "If you're not aware of the reference, then you are now."
You say, "Ok, ya know what..I don't EVEN want to know."
>Emeradan says, "Yeah."
>Emeradan says, "Neither do I, really...but I ran across the term a few years ago by accident."
You say, "I won't even bother asking.."
.You say, "Thanks."
You say, "Actually..no..I gotta know."
You say, "Give it to me strait."
>Emeradan says, "Use a search engine.....I don't wanna go there."
You frown.
You ask, "That bad huh?"
>Emeradan says, "Seriously."
>Emeradan nods.
You say, "Wow."
Emeradan says, "And I really don't wanna see you get ragged for it here."
You say, "And here I am just trying to be an upstanding RP'er."
Emeradan says, "Figured I'd mention stuff before things got nutty."
>Emeradan shrugs.
You chuckle.
You say, "Alright, I'll rename."
You say, "Sorry to have cause a problem."
Emeradan says, "Not a problem, really."
>Emeradan says, "Like I said, it's not nutty yet."
>Emeradan shrugs.
>Emeradan says, "Just don't wanna see stupid garbage happen because of a name or a misunderstanding of the person behind it."
You nod.
You say, "I was just starting to get into the role too."
You sigh.
>Emeradan grins.
>Emeradan says, "Yeah, I saw that."
>Emeradan winks.
>Emeradan says, "Sorry I had to drag you up here."
You nod.
You say, "Sok."
>Emeradan says, "I kinda thought the name was cool, until I started to ponder it."
You ask, "Its the hair, ain't it?"
You frown.
>Emeradan laughs!
>Emeradan says, "Nah."
>Emeradan says, "Alright, time to get this done."
You nod.
>Emeradan cracks his knuckles.
>Emeradan chuckles.
>************************************************* ********************
Please choose a name that is not out of place in the medieval fantasy genre. Names that have out-of-genre meanings or are overly 'silly' in nature are disruptive to the fantasy roleplaying environment. Thank you.
************************************************** *******************
Sanchez, you have been moved to another room so that you can pick an appropriate name for your character. Your character information and inventory has been saved. Once you have renamed your character to a more appropriate name, you will be returned to the game with your character and inventory intact. To proceed, type RENAME and follow the instructions you are given.
************************************************** *******************
You are healed.
You see Sanchez.
He appears to be a Human.
He appears to be very young and average height. He has heavy-lidded brown eyes and brown skin. He has raggedly cut, greasy brown hair worn in a ponytail. He has an unshaven face, a flaring nose and a shaggy mustache.
and now, his short life :(
>l nar
You see Narci R'flection.
She appears to be a Giant.
She appears to be youthful. She has sleepy jade green eyes and lily white skin. She has very long, raven-tipped opalescent violet hair which delicately frames her face before tumbling carelessly over her shoulders and cascading below her hips. She has high cheekbones.
She has a tiny bloodjewel stud in her left nostril.
She has old battle scars on her left hand, several painful-looking scars across her chest, several painful-looking scars across her abdominal area, several painful-looking scars across her back, a black-and-blue left eye, developed slurred speech, and some old neck wounds.
She is holding a grey-eyed white toy bear in her left hand.
She is wearing a cloudy glass chain-strung phial, a sumptuous silver-grey fox fur blanket adorned with a large pentagram cloakpin, a soft grey flannel nightgown trimmed with a row of small pentagram-shaped buttons, a twisted silver hair tie, a tiny charcoal sleepy-looking lizard, a star-dotted charcoal satin blindfold, a grey flannel overnight bag, a bulging soft grey pillowcase trimmed with embroidered jade ribbons, a floor-length fuzzy chenille robe, a wide fuzzy jade green sash, some warm fur-lined house shoes with jade green trim, a cricket box, a golden spidersilk knapsack decorated with a pair of rune-inscribed stones, and a crystal-set white gold collar.
You grin slowly.
You ask, "Hello..how YOU doin?"
You stride over to stand before Narci.
>You feel the sting of a recent death slowly fade away.
>Name: Sanchez Race: Human Profession: Rogue (not shown)
>You exclaim, "I am Sanchez..but my friends, ze call me za Dirty Sanchez!"
You ask, "Are you lonely? Perhaps ze would like to getsa drink?"
You wiggle your eyebrows.
You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-You echo in your mind:
"Damn, someone..I need a ragged, ugly looking cigar"
<moving to someone who DOES respond>
>[Wehnimer's, Cul-de-Sac]
Broken bottles, discarded rubbish, and uneasy feelings pervade this dank, ill-lit dead end. Several unsavory-looking citizens seem to be lurking here and there in the shadows for want of anything better to do, and the scratching of rats can be heard from within the nearby walls. A pile of old crates is stacked against the back wall of the alley. You also see the red Zhorf disk, the Cariah disk, a brostheras potion, a brostheras potion, some ambrominas leaf, some cactacae spine, a brostheras potion, a talneo potion, some haphip root, some wolifrew lichen, some wolifrew lichen, a bolmara potion, a reinforced shield, a torn and stained parchment, a drake falchion, a shiny horseshoe, a little round mirror, a rugged oilcloth coin pouch, a worn and yellowed finger-bone, some basal moss, a smooth stone, a torn fiery red surcoat, a worn and yellowed finger-bone and an empty wooden crate.
Also here: Valacto who is sitting, Kiba who is lying down, Zhorf who is sitting, Cariah who is sitting
Obvious paths: north
You see Cariah Blauckedeth.
She appears to be a Half-Elf from Ta'Faendryl.
She appears to be very young and average height. She has almond-shaped crystal blue eyes and ivory skin. She has waist length, flowing golden blonde hair with lighter streaks. She has a delicate face, a button nose and pouting lips. She is inked with a wispy black visage of a wraith with blazing crimson eyes upon her face.
She has a faceted ruby stud in her lip.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a gold ring, an onyx-swept heavy velvet cloak, an elaborate Charl symbol, some delicate high-heeled glass slippers adorned with tiny blue diamond bows, a side-laced black leather corset set with curved black steel boning, a ruby-swept dark velvet sack, a tiny smooth moon medallion suspended from a gold chain, a shoulder worn elven medic bag, a delicate silver ring, some ruby and diamond hairjewels, a delicate teardrop ruby pendant, some clinging flame-red body leathers, an elegant red leather thigh-sheath, a side-slit short red silk skirt, a hypnotic diamond bellygem, a low-cut black leather bodice, and a golvern embossed kite shield.
You grin slowly.
You stride over to stand before Cariah.
You exclaim, "Hellzo!"
>Cariah says, "Hi."
You say, "I am Sanchez..but my friends, ze calls me za Dirty Sanchez."
>Cariah says, "I'm Cariah and my friends call me Cariah, nice to meet you."
You grin slowly.
You ask, "Perzaps ze would like ta get a drink? eh eh?"
You wiggle your eyebrows.
>Cariah asks, "Want a apple?"
>Cariah peers quizzically at you.
You say, "Hrm, when it comes to ze fruit, I like cherries myself."
>Kiba moans.
>Sanchez just appeared.
You feel yourself being pulled away...
[Consultation Lounge]
The cozy surroundings of this simple conference room provide a much-welcomed respite from the chaos just outside its walls. You notice several plush chairs arranged casually around the room in a comfortable grouping.
Obvious exits: none
>A shaft of scintillating light suddenly pierces the ceiling and strikes the ground next to you. The beam of light then explodes in a shower of sparks and Emeradan is standing in its place.
>Emeradan says, "Hi there."
You chuckle.
You wave to Emeradan.
Emeradan says, "Let's go ahead and rename this character."
You say, "Aww."
You say, "If I gotta."
You sigh.
>Emeradan asks, "You're aware of what a 'Dirty Sanchez' is, yes?"
You ask, "My RP of a dirty man named Sanchez?"
Emeradan smiles.
You ask, "Did I do something wrong?"
>Emeradan says, "Can probably work RP just as well without referencing certain sexual acts."
You blink.
You ask, "Sexual acts?"
Emeradan says, "If you're not aware of the reference, then you are now."
You say, "Ok, ya know what..I don't EVEN want to know."
>Emeradan says, "Yeah."
>Emeradan says, "Neither do I, really...but I ran across the term a few years ago by accident."
You say, "I won't even bother asking.."
.You say, "Thanks."
You say, "Actually..no..I gotta know."
You say, "Give it to me strait."
>Emeradan says, "Use a search engine.....I don't wanna go there."
You frown.
You ask, "That bad huh?"
>Emeradan says, "Seriously."
>Emeradan nods.
You say, "Wow."
Emeradan says, "And I really don't wanna see you get ragged for it here."
You say, "And here I am just trying to be an upstanding RP'er."
Emeradan says, "Figured I'd mention stuff before things got nutty."
>Emeradan shrugs.
You chuckle.
You say, "Alright, I'll rename."
You say, "Sorry to have cause a problem."
Emeradan says, "Not a problem, really."
>Emeradan says, "Like I said, it's not nutty yet."
>Emeradan shrugs.
>Emeradan says, "Just don't wanna see stupid garbage happen because of a name or a misunderstanding of the person behind it."
You nod.
You say, "I was just starting to get into the role too."
You sigh.
>Emeradan grins.
>Emeradan says, "Yeah, I saw that."
>Emeradan winks.
>Emeradan says, "Sorry I had to drag you up here."
You nod.
You say, "Sok."
>Emeradan says, "I kinda thought the name was cool, until I started to ponder it."
You ask, "Its the hair, ain't it?"
You frown.
>Emeradan laughs!
>Emeradan says, "Nah."
>Emeradan says, "Alright, time to get this done."
You nod.
>Emeradan cracks his knuckles.
>Emeradan chuckles.
>************************************************* ********************
Please choose a name that is not out of place in the medieval fantasy genre. Names that have out-of-genre meanings or are overly 'silly' in nature are disruptive to the fantasy roleplaying environment. Thank you.
************************************************** *******************
Sanchez, you have been moved to another room so that you can pick an appropriate name for your character. Your character information and inventory has been saved. Once you have renamed your character to a more appropriate name, you will be returned to the game with your character and inventory intact. To proceed, type RENAME and follow the instructions you are given.
************************************************** *******************
You are healed.