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Leetahkin
08-03-2005, 12:37 AM
I only bolded one section, but there's others. I'm just too tired to cut the log down further and make it look fancy. I deleted a LOT before he started talking like that.



You see Penidiamond the Celebrant.
He appears to be an Erithian of the Nathala Dai.
He appears to be very young and taller than average. He has almond-shaped aquamarine eyes and fair skin. He has balding, glossy pale amber hair. He has a delicate face.
He has a simple silver stud in his right nostril.
He is in good shape.
He is holding an eonake capped faewood runestaff in his right hand.
He is wearing a diamond-inset vultite scroll case, a ruby and diamond ring, a flaming violet, a gold-traced white diamond crown, a green Lumnis symbol, a pair of rugged climbing boots, a diamond snowflake earring, a wool sack, a maernstrike diamond wristlet, a skull and crossbones buckle, a black eyepatch, a diamond star-link anklet, some side-laced white cotton breeches, some supple seafarer's gloves, an uncut diamond amulet, an ivory and diamond necklace, a dreamstone airship pin, a crossed cutlasses pin, a blue diamond star-shaped pin, a diamond and ruby teardrop choker, a diamond-set cloudy glaes thigh-case, some darkly stained double leather, a diamond-strewn greatcloak, and a golden Lumnis ring.

*deleted time wasting crap*

Yipsy's group just arrived.

Penidiamond removes an eonake capped faewood runestaff from in his diamond-strewn greatcloak.
You come out of hiding.
[Roll result: 161 (open d100: 43) Penalties: 17]
You crouch, sweep a leg at Narsar and connect!
Narsar falls to the ground! You deftly regain your footing.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

[Marshtown, Glok's Pier]
This pier is crowded with merchants and sailors moving from ship to ship. Dozens of small sea craft anchor here. Taller mooring posts designed for ships and galleys are on the southern part of the pier. You also see a corroded iron strongbox, an acid-pitted iron strongbox, a falcon and a cast iron fish.
Also here: Zestina, Yipsy, Penidiamond, Lord Zealaphanterror, Lord Opridigal, Dwilnar, Lord Narsar (prone)
Obvious paths: north
A white cat prances into the area.

You laugh out loud!
Yipsy says, "Here's where you wait."

You quietly whisper to Narsar, "Yip Yap is going to RR!"
Yipsy nods to Zestina.

You quietly whisper to Narsar, "Oh, maybe not."
Narsar kisses you tenderly.
The falcon studies the ground intently.

You hiss at Narsar.

You are unable to drag Narsar anywhere.

You give Narsar a friendly little kick.
The falcon squawks loudly.
Zestina says, "Fun."
The powerful look leaves Dwilnar.

Narsar sits up.

You see Zestina Graveness the Barbarian.
She appears to be a Half-Elf.
She appears to be very young and taller than average. She has tilted sea green eyes and ivory skin. She has silky, strawberry blonde hair that hangs below her shoulders in multiple matted locks. She has a heart-shaped face, a freckled nose and slightly pointed ears.
She has a twisted blackened ora ring in the middle of her nose.
She has old battle scars on her left arm, and old battle scars on her right arm.
She is holding a dark scrip in her right hand.
She is wearing some singed and battleworn vultite-plated brigandine, an ancient leather headband stamped with a silver fist, a crystal amulet, a pale crystal shard, a Warrior Guild member pin, a cracked heart-shaped bloodstone pin, a bulging grass-stained haversack, a tattered and torn warrior's cloak, a cracked vaalorn wall shield, a ragged pirate flag satchel adorned with bleached white skulls, a tattered ale-stained pullover, a steel-spiked dark basalt wristlet, some dark mithril bracers, a scuffed leather corset laced with tattered sea-green silk ribbons, a ripped sea-green bodice, a verdigris-stained flask shaped like an obese hisskra, a stained herb pouch, a brown paper sack, a short tattered black skirt stitched with a row of miniature dancing kobolds around the hem, a dusky thigh-sheath, and some tattered black leather boots.

Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
Penidiamond warmly says, "Fart."
Penidiamond nods to Zestina.
Yipsy grins at Zestina.
Zestina put a dark scrip in her torn warrior's cloak.
Speaking warmly to Zestina, Penidiamond says, "I eat fart."
You feel fully energetic again.
The falcon cocks its head intelligently.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Narsar suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Speaking to Zestina, Yipsy says, "I reckon I'll see you back here soon enough."

Zestina says, "That is nice better than crap less calories."
Zestina nods to Penidiamond.
Speaking to Zestina, Yipsy says, "Good luck."
Penidiamond agrees with Zestina.
Yipsy just went north.
Speaking warmly to Zestina, Penidiamond asks, "You consume flatulence as well then?"

[Marshtown, Glok's Pier]
This pier is crowded with merchants and sailors moving from ship to ship. Dozens of small sea craft anchor here. Taller mooring posts designed for ships and galleys are on the southern part of the pier. You also see a white cat, a corroded iron strongbox, an acid-pitted iron strongbox, a falcon and a cast iron fish.
Also here: Zestina, Penidiamond, Lord Zealaphanterror, Lord Opridigal, Dwilnar, Lord Narsar (sitting)
Obvious paths: north
The white cat sits down.
Zestina says, "No I just pass it."

You quietly whisper to Narsar, "Geesh, nice company you'll have on the boat ride."
Speaking warmly to Zestina, Penidiamond says, "Terrific."

Speaking warmly to Zestina, Penidiamond asks, "Shall we dance?"

Narsar grins.

You do not believe anyone noticed you slip out of hiding.
Zestina smirks at Penidiamond.

Dwilnar leans on you, giving you a companionable grin.
You attend to your snow lily bouquet, making the bouquet as presentable as possible.
Zestina removes a scratched and dented vultite falchion from in her dusky thigh-sheath.
The falcon squawks loudly.
Dwilnar sets about preparing you to be as presentable as possible.
Zestina spins her vultite falchion around her right forearm, then passes it to her left without grasping it or stopping the spin, then passes it back to her right arm. Each spin causing a crisp "whoosh," Zestina brings it back to bear in her right hand.

You glance at Dwilnar.
Speaking warmly to Zestina, Penidiamond says, "Wonderful, I'll pass as well."

The falcon studies the ground intently.
You see Dwilnar.
He appears to be a Giant of the Maeramil Clan.
He appears to be very young and taller than average. He has piercing crystal green eyes and tanned skin. He has shoulder length, tied back deep red hair worn in a ponytail. He has a clean-shaven face, a broad nose and deep laugh lines.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a hastily scribbled scroll in his right hand.
He is wearing some padded black brocade boots, a puma crested vultite shield, a small cobalt blue belt pouch, an elaborate Kai symbol, some silvery Kai bracers, a crystal amulet, a veniom-laced spidersilk cloak, a rune-etched veniom locket, some pitch black leathers, a veniom-laced scabbard, a black silk climbing pack, and a gold ring.
Narsar wiggles his eyebrows at you.

You close your eyes for a moment.
Speaking warmly to Zestina, Penidiamond says, "Let's not hurt me with that thing."
Dwilnar hums a seemingly random tune.

You softly say, "I think I'm gonna go."
Zestina giggles at Penidiamond!
Speaking warmly to you, Penidiamond asks, "Potty?"
Narsar says, "Be safer."
Speaking warmly to you, Penidiamond asks, "You going potty?"
Zestina closes her eyes for a moment.
The falcon looks around quickly.
The white cat licks at one of its paws.
Zestina groans.
Speaking warmly to Zestina, Penidiamond says, "I can see you are."

Speaking softly to Penidiamond, you say, "Nah, time to find a place to rest around here for the night."
Narsar says, "I will see ya again one day Great Lady."
Zestina cackles at Penidiamond!
Penidiamond nods to you.
Speaking warmly to you, Penidiamond says, "Stay out of the zoo."

You nod to Penidiamond.
Speaking warmly to you, Penidiamond says, "They tried keeping me."

The falcon squawks loudly.
Speaking warmly to you, Penidiamond says, "And they don't let you eat the other boys caca."
Dwilnar smooches you on the cheek.

You softly say, "They must not have tried hard enough."
Zestina looks thoughtfully at Penidiamond.
Dwilnar says, "Night."
Penidiamond warmly says, "Must not of."
Penidiamond snickers.

You quietly whisper to Dwilnar, "Oh for gads sakes, how fucking annoying."
Penidiamond sticks out his tongue.
Penidiamond gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
Penidiamond gestures.
Penidiamond suddenly looks a lot more powerful.
Penidiamond is surrounded by a white light.

You hug Narsar.

You hug Dwilnar, who wraps you in a warm embrace.

Penidiamond warmly says, "Man I'm bored."

**Exit**

{Changed title for Bob :) }
I can barely see, I'm off to bed.

[Edited on 8-3-2005 by Nobody Cares]

Bobmuhthol
08-03-2005, 12:42 AM
The title of this thread should be "Penidiamond and Zestina."

haha, good editing.

[Edited on 8-3-2005 by Bobmuhthol]

Sylph
08-03-2005, 05:27 AM
Yeah Penidiamond is a moron.

Tisket
08-03-2005, 05:44 AM
There are two threads up that have to do with human bodily functions. Someone might come along and suggest we need a folder for that now....

Leetahkin
08-03-2005, 08:55 AM
Entress asked him why he was going to RR, since he's definitely unable to hunt there. He said something about having fifty thousand incarnations. What?

Ent thought for a while standing there, that he was a female. He/she acted feminine.

Bon voyage, Penidiamond! Don't come back soon!

cajunlady
08-03-2005, 09:00 AM
Heh male or female... he'll deny either. Never met "Princess" before?

Leetahkin
08-03-2005, 09:01 AM
I would have preferred never to have met it before. :)
Last night was the first time.

cajunlady
08-03-2005, 09:07 AM
There is no one else I've met like Princess. So he is leaving Vaalor? I will say this, things are never quiet with him there... although the "pee" comments are made with some frequency. Of note that my characters have intereacted... he and a band of others attempted to Toll the near to far hunting area, which has critters for the under Titles. Can be very sweet, but mostly inane that Peni.
He simply just *is*.

HarmNone
08-03-2005, 09:10 AM
Where do these idiots come from? Is somebody manufacturing them somewhere? :rolleyes:

cajunlady
08-03-2005, 09:21 AM
Peni actually just came back from his ban. Not sure what caused it, but it was a lengthy one.

Nieninque
08-03-2005, 11:25 AM
He was banned for being a fucktard.
He consistently picked on little people.
He was constantly out of character and multi-accounted to have the upper hand in battles with little people.
He is a loser with a capital "WANKER"
Banned is the best place for him.

Leetahkin
08-03-2005, 11:39 AM
Lord Zealaphanterror & Lord Opridigal were pretty quiet throughout the whole ordeal. They part of his group too?

I think at one point, Zeal cast at Peni to check his TD. (Is it TD? I'm horrible with that)

I took a swing at Peni while there... we were passing the time... and he has a decent DS (with wall of force on). I believe it was mid 400 when I ambushed from hiding.

ElanthianSiren
08-03-2005, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by Nieninque
He was banned for being a fucktard.
He consistently picked on little people.
He was constantly out of character and multi-accounted to have the upper hand in battles with little people.
He is a loser with a capital "WANKER"
Banned is the best place for him.

:lol: Nien, don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel.

Actually, I've seen him act second hand. He was blowing trapped boxes, so someone asked him please not to do that. He continued, so the other person cut his hand off. Peni gets his other characters to come in and kill said person.

Sad that they let people like him come back. Nobody I know has ever had any positive interaction with his characters, not saying it's never happened, just not to anyone I know.

-M

Nieninque
08-03-2005, 11:49 AM
At one point he had Caradora doing his bidding for him. Not sure whether that was him on the same account (it did appear to be so) or whether it was coincidence that he would log and someone would take up his disputes on his behalf.
Caradora was equally as fucked in the head.

Showal
08-03-2005, 12:02 PM
<<Speaking warmly to you, Penidiamond says, "And they don't let you eat the other boys caca.">>

That is just terrible to even read. I think I need to put it in my sig.

Letum
08-03-2005, 12:03 PM
Princess Peni always comes back eventually :(

He's really not that hard to kill. You just have to give it a good go.

Showal
08-03-2005, 12:08 PM
Remember when people wanted me to say the name of XXX in my old log? Well, it's funny to see her back after I made her quit and hanging out with Peni.

Leetahkin
08-03-2005, 12:11 PM
:lol2:

Zestina was the one, eh?
Looks like she's trying to hide out in River's Rest.

[Edited on 8-3-2005 by Nobody Cares]

Showal
08-03-2005, 12:12 PM
hahaha yeah you said it would happen in my original thread.

Edited because Ent changed her post and made mine make no sense.

[Edited on 8-3-2005 by Showal]

ElanthianSiren
08-03-2005, 12:15 PM
Ugh... he's in RR. Good thing I don't play much.

-M

Leetahkin
08-03-2005, 12:16 PM
:whistle:

I had to reread what you wrote, thus my question was answered.

AnticorRifling
08-03-2005, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by Nieninque
At one point he had Caradora doing his bidding for him. Not sure whether that was him on the same account (it did appear to be so) or whether it was coincidence that he would log and someone would take up his disputes on his behalf.
Caradora was equally as fucked in the head.

Which is sad because I remember when Caradora was rolled. Good friend of mine played her for awhile before trimming down the accounts and selling her.

Showal
08-03-2005, 12:17 PM
Hey Melissa, I'll move to RR if you sign in more.

ElanthianSiren
08-03-2005, 12:23 PM
Works for me -- been trying to get back into playing but it hasn't been super easy. Looking forward to Ebon Gate Festival though just for the interaction really.

-M

Overlord
08-03-2005, 12:27 PM
Suppose I'll be looking forward to being broke again

Nieninque
08-03-2005, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by AnticorRifling

Originally posted by Nieninque
At one point he had Caradora doing his bidding for him. Not sure whether that was him on the same account (it did appear to be so) or whether it was coincidence that he would log and someone would take up his disputes on his behalf.
Caradora was equally as fucked in the head.

Which is sad because I remember when Caradora was rolled. Good friend of mine played her for awhile before trimming down the accounts and selling her.

Yeah...a few people said the same thing.

Chadj
08-03-2005, 01:54 PM
I'm sure Chadj would kill Peni numerous times if you asked him nicely and slipped him 5k per kill.

Tali would probably do it cheaper.



Peni is a freak. And I wish that I had an IC reason to kill him a lot. And a lot. And a lot. When I had Derrek, a tiny ranger hunting Kobolds, Peni would come out and poach what he clearly couldn't learn from. When I got mad, Peni killed Derrek. It was a load of shit.

[Edited on 8-3-2005 by Chadj]

Amaron
08-03-2005, 01:57 PM
He's gone from Vaalor?

Good he is an idiot and just added to the stupid behavior in Vaalor.

J

Lyonis
08-03-2005, 02:21 PM
I remember Peni coming in with his alts in Vaalor and doing classic RP moves like inventing the camera with the act command. He’s also one of those guys that will do something retarded then IM you and tell you about how hard his life is.

The only thing I will say in his defense…

Peni’s business is Peni’s business and only Peni’s.

Showal
08-03-2005, 04:47 PM
True, but he did get upset because they wouldn't let him eat the other boys' caca.

petroglyph
08-04-2005, 11:03 AM
An encounter one of my secondary characters had the other day suggests strongly that Penidiamond and Zealphanterror are the same person. Pity I didn't log it, but just summing it as "he is an ass and an idiot" is probably good enough.

On the one hand, yay that he's left the EN and won't bother that character any more. On the other hand, boo that he's in RR where one of my primaries might have to deal with him. You just can't win.

Gridlock
08-05-2005, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by HarmNone
Where do these idiots come from? Is somebody manufacturing them somewhere? :rolleyes:

California :lol: