Fucked Grammar

[allen]

Let me start off by saying that I'm not trying to act like a tough guy or anything, because my character is far from powerful, I just thought this was funny. I'm apologizing in advance for this, it has nothing to do with dueling, other than the fact that I plan on killing this idiot. Editing all the movements.

You hear the subdued thoughts of Zafire touch your mind:
"i thouht i asked you not to make threts to my empath friend yesterday didnt i?"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Zafire touch your mind:
"thin wach your back becouse some one will be gunning for you thin"

You focus your mind on Zafire and think: "Why don't we just put this behind us, you can come by and I can teach you some grammar, because you sound like a fucking retard."
Roundtime: 5 sec.

You hear the subdued thoughts of Zafire touch your mind:
"naw i dont need to come by i got some one to kill you why should i brake a swet killing you"

You focus your mind on Zafire and think: "Don't talk about it, be about it, and I HOPE for his health, this person you're speaking about isn't Domas."
Roundtime: 5 sec.


You hear the subdued thoughts of Zafire touch your mind:
"nope its not he wouldnt do that to you i know him and i wouldnt ever ask him"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Zafire touch your mind:
"you couldnt kill me if you wanted to so go chace a parked car thanks" (LOL fucking funny.)

You hear the subdued thoughts of Zafire touch your mind:
"big man makes fun of a person that has a burned up hand becouse she cant hit the buttions right you make fun of that your a mighty big dumb ass"


Good cover, huh? She continued to go on, but I don't want to flood this folder with bullshit.

[Showal]

That's awesome. I want to learn how to type like an asshole and try to talk to people online.

[Kainen]

:lol: I would have replied back with the same bad grammar they were using. That is pretty damn funny.

[Bobmuhthol]

You should have been like, "I HAVE TO TYPE WITH MY TONGUE BECAUSE I'M A DISEMBODIED HEAD AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS YOUR BURNT FUCKING HANDS?!?!?!?!"

[allen]

Just to add, a burnt hand isn't an excuse for retardism. She is continuing to fuck with me, and she thinks it's bothering me. But I :heart: it!

[allen]

LOL Bob...

You focus your mind on Zafire and think: "if you want a fight, come outside the gate"
Roundtime: 5 sec.

You hear the subdued thoughts of Zafire touch your mind:
"like i siad why should i brake a swet whin i know whats instore for you ill be waching whin it happens promissed"

[Doyle Hargraves]

How does having burnt hands force you to spell incorrectly? It's not like certain keys are burn-sensitive.

I love when idiots that can't spell call someone else a dumbass.

[Showal]

Let me take a shot at this:

Fuck you, bob i well kill youi promisse if you said that abot teh disimbodyed hed and tunge.

Did I do it right?

[allen]

Does anyone mind if I continue to post these thoughts from her? If so, I'll stop.

[Showal]

keep it up. I consider them training from the master.

weak in the form of typing like an asshole young showal is.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<How does having burnt hands force you to spell incorrectly? It's not like certain keys are burn-sensitive.>>

<<Fuck you, bob i well kill youi promisse if you said that abot teh disimbodyed hed and tunge.>>

lmao

[CrystalTears]

If you had burnt hands, why would you want to spend your time typing with them? Um, ow. Talk about addiction. Can he flip pages in a dictionary with a burnt hand? :D

[mgoddess]

I'd hope if he was able to type with a burnt hand, he could flip pages in a book, no matter if it's a dictionary or a "Guide to Proper Grammar"...

Oy!

[allen]

This is the one she's been protecting.

You are visible again.
You gesture at Josisunbolt.
You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at Josisunbolt!
AS: +211 vs DS: +81 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +51 = +220
... and hit for 97 points of damage!
Massive electrical shock to the right leg destroys flesh. What remains is useless.
Josisunbolt screams and falls to the ground grasping her mangled right leg!
She is stunned!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.>903 josis
*** TypoHelp: Converted "903 josis" to PREP 903 and CAST AT josis

Your hands glow with power as you invoke the phrase for Minor Water...
Your spell is ready.
>
You are visible again.
You gesture at Josisunbolt.
You hurl a stream of water at Josisunbolt!
AS: +211 vs DS: +12 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +58 = +286
... and hit for 84 points of damage!
Strong blow to left leg breaks it!

* Josisunbolt drops dead at your feet!

[allen]

You hear the subdued thoughts of Zafire touch your mind:
"i seen you run you dont have balls you have a little pecker and i think your a little running checkin" (I think she meant chicken?

[allen]

You hear the subdued thoughts of Josisunbolt touch your mind:
"ok now you killed me ok you happy now leve me alone please"
>think to josis You're the root of this problem, if I get touched, you shall die again.
You focus your mind on Josisunbolt and think: "You're the root of this problem, if I get touched, you shall die again."
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>think to josisun It's obvious you and Zafire are one also.
You focus your mind on Josisunbolt and think: "It's obvious you and Zafire are one also, don't think you're getting over on me."
Roundtime: 5 sec.

>

You hear the subdued thoughts of Josisunbolt touch your mind:
"dont think so"
>think to josisun Oh, then you're both just fucking retarded and can't spell?
You focus your mind on Josisunbolt and think: "Oh, then you're both just fucking retarded and can't spell?"
Roundtime: 5 sec.

[allen]

You hear the subdued thoughts of Josisunbolt touch your mind:
"dude i got a question have you ever tryed to type with a skin graft on your hand?"
>
You've gained 1 mental training point.
(To use these new points, type GOALS and adjust your skills.)
Unconverting 1 Mnt points to return 2 Phy points. (See HELP TPS)

Training Points: 115 Phy 0 Mnt (106 Phy converted to Mnt)
>think to josis Err, get a fucking life and get off the computer then, not my fault you lit a firecracker in your hand and thought you'd be ok. Stupidass.
You focus your mind on Josisunbolt and think: "Err, get a fucking life and get off the computer then, not my fault you lit a firecracker in your hand and thought you'd be ok. Stupidass."
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>

You hear the subdued thoughts of Josisunbolt touch your mind:
"or have you ever been burned over 45% of your boddy trying to defend this cuntry from dick headed pricks like you"
>
Your mind extends outward in an attempt to link with the PsiNet, but fails.
(Client will attempt reconnection every 5 minutes. You may disable this by typing PSINET UNLINK.
>think to josisun Right.
>
You focus your mind on Josisunbolt and think: "Right."
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>

You hear the subdued thoughts of Josisunbolt touch your mind:
"i bet you didnt fuck nut but god damn it i did you little bitch fucker"

[hectomaner]

i had the same issue with zafire being a fucking moron, and then he/she went on to say how he/she got burned in a car accident or some shit and couldnt type and was in a hospital on a laptop

[hectomaner]

actually reminds me of that carney guy on the play.net boards thats always rambling in the marketplace and paladin folders. his/her posts look like its a voice-to-text program or some shit, that or the person is a fucking idiot x 2

[allen]

You hear the subdued thoughts of Josisunbolt touch your mind:
"i was in a humV and hit a land mind what about you fuck shit "
>

You hear the subdued thoughts of Josisunbolt touch your mind:
"if you dont beleve ill give you my home address and you can come take a look fucjker"
>
>think to josis No thanks
You focus your mind on Josisunbolt and think: "No thanks"
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>
* Breager just bit the dust!

You hear the subdued thoughts of Josisunbolt touch your mind:
"that what i thought fag fucking dildo eating fuck he go play go join the milatery see what its like fuck and i beleve in 5 .3 sec the sargent will bitch slap a bitch boy like you"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Josisunbolt touch your mind:
"no i am not zafire"
>

You hear the subdued thoughts of Josisunbolt touch your mind:
"do the damn name look the same"
>
* Aprildawn joins the adventure.
>

You hear the subdued thoughts of Josisunbolt touch your mind:
"so dont get me in your damn fights with her"
>think to josis No..but Zafire was just telling me SHE was burnt, jackass.
You focus your mind on Josisunbolt and think: "No..but Zafire was just telling me SHE was burnt, jackass."
Roundtime: 5 sec.

You hear the subdued thoughts of Josisunbolt touch your mind:
"and pluss anuther damn thing you faget fucker go get a god damn life your self"
>

You hear the subdued thoughts of Josisunbolt touch your mind:
"no she was teling you about me fuck nugget"
>

You hear the subdued thoughts of Josisunbolt touch your mind:
"god your a dumb ass"

Yes, I am the dumbass.

[Edited on 8-2-2005 by allen]

[allen]

This is who they send...


Briggadune says, "So killing a 8th level empath is what you call sport ."
>

You hear the subdued thoughts of Azarbelloma echo in your mind:
"any black crystals out there?"
>'No
You say, "No."
>

You hear the subdued thoughts of Brutish echo in your mind:
"but then there's the whole ' I can make money..."
>'It's called ridding these lands of idiocy.
You say, "It's called ridding these lands of idiocy."
>
Morgaine says, "There's only two levels on this building.."
>
Briggadune says, "Well thats what you did."
>

You hear the subdued thoughts of Marikhen echo in your mind:
"Yes, but noone who can hear your thoughts has one."
>
Morgaine says, "The second floor is up the stairs."
>
Morgaine points at the creaky stairs.
>

You hear the subdued thoughts of Breager echo in your mind:
"seeking a mage for a spell up for two.... we will pay. Please TTM if you can assist"
>nod mor
You nod to Morgaine.
>chu
You chuckle.
>'it seems you're not as bright as the two I have the issue with
nod brig
You say, "It seems you're not as bright as the two I have the issue with."
>You nod to Briggadune.
>
Volsix asks, "Had you killed that farting and vomiting idiot?"
>
Volsix peers quizzically at you.
>
* Cylla has disconnected.
>
Volsix says, "If so, well done."
>'maybe if all three of you put your heads together, you can state the alphabet.
You say, "Maybe if all three of you put your heads together, you can state the alphabet."
>'nah, Volsix
You say, "Nah, Volsix."
>
Briggadune says, "No he killes a empath note a brad."
>
Your mind extends outward in an attempt to link with the PsiNet, but fails.
(Client will attempt reconnection every 5 minutes. You may disable this by typing PSINET UNLINK.
Briggadune says, "Bard."
>'huh?
You ask, "Huh?"
>
Volsix asks, "What?"
>'You're just as stupid as the others, get lost.
You say, "You're just as stupid as the others, get lost."
>

You hear the subdued thoughts of Marikhen echo in your mind:
"l"
>
Volsix snickers.
>
Volsix pulls on his black ora talisman, his eyes narrowing for a moment.
>
Briggadune laughs at you!
>

You hear the subdued thoughts of Xeto echo in your mind:
"selling an ora-bound rolaren shield .. 5X .. 650K"
>
You feel at full magical power again.
>
Morgaine smirks.
>

You hear the subdued thoughts of Marikhen echo in your mind:
"m"
>

You hear the subdued thoughts of Brutish echo in your mind:
"sellin an 0x leather breastplate, 500k"
>
Briggadune says, "Lets step out side the gate and see how stupid i am."
>

You hear the subdued thoughts of Marikhen echo in your mind:
"n"
>
Morgaine says, "That made no sense."
>
Morgaine nods to Briggadune.
>
Feentar just went north.
>
Briggadune says, "Just me and you."
>
Morgaine asks, "You realize that, right?"
>
Briggadune says, "Dont care."
>

You hear the subdued thoughts of Brutish echo in your mind:
"oh, by the way, anyone need some rings, 5k each?"
>lau
>
Morgaine says, "Clearly."
>
You laugh out loud!
>
Uadal just arrived.
>
Morgaine chuckles.
>
Uadal just went north.
>'that statement shows how stupid you are, period.
>
You say, "That statement shows how stupid you are, period."
>
Kelvane just arrived.
>

You hear the subdued thoughts of Brutish echo in your mind:
"oops, fell off"
>
* Talarinne just bit the dust!
>
Briggadune says, "Like i said lets step out side the gate."
>
Maeillwynn just arrived.
>lau soft
You laugh softly, trying to hide your amusement.
>
Maeillwynn moves to the wooden desk to get his key from the proprietor. With a yawn, Maeillwynn wanders off to his room.
>look brig
You see Lord Briggadune.
He appears to be an Elf.
He appears to be youthful. He has piercing blue-grey eyes and tanned skin. He has shoulder length, tied back dark blonde hair. He has a classical nose.
He has some minor cuts and bruises on his left leg.
He has terrible, permanent mutilation of his abdominal muscles.
He is holding a rolaren bound imflass tower shield in his left hand.
He is wearing a hooded raven spidersilk cloak, a skull-clasped heavy leather backpack, a crystal amulet, a gold-stitched inky black kilt, some blood stained leather boots, an amber-eyed serpent bracelet, some sleek black leather gloves, a twisting cobra earcuff, a gold-threaded white silk shirt, a tiny diamond skull nose ring, a carved ivory skull earring, some blackened veniom cufflinks, a crystal amulet, an ivory skull armband, a jet black leather belt, an ivory scroll case, a silk-lined lace astrolabe pouch, an emerald-eyed coiled snake ring, a silver dirk-shaped kilt-pin, a necklace of bleached rat skulls, a snake-etched bronze bracer, and some smokey grey leathers.
>
Morgaine traces a simple symbol as she reverently calls upon the power of her patron...
Morgaine gestures.
The dully illuminated mantle surrounding Morgaine's form seems to gain some cohesion.
'meet ya there?
>You ask, "Meet ya there?"
>916
*** TypoHelp: Converted "916" to INCANT 916.

You trace a series of glowing runes while chanting the phrase for Invisibility...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
You become invisible.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Morgaine gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
Morgaine gestures.
Morgaine suddenly looks more powerful.
>get blue cr
You remove a blue crystal from in your wool pack.
>
* Ysmur just bit the dust!
>
Morgaine traces a simple symbol as she reverently calls upon the power of her patron...
Morgaine gestures.
Rippling cylinders of spiritual force encompass Morgaine's arms and the arms of those near her.
>
Morgaine traces a simple symbol as she reverently calls upon the power of her patron...
Morgaine gestures.
Morgaine appears filled with a renewed confidence and fearlessness.
>l
[Raging Thrak Inn, Front Desk]
A polished wooden desk sits to the side of the staircase, and bears the placard of the Thrak's proprietor. At the top of the creaky wooden stairs are the establishment's guest rooms. You also see the fiery red Vles disk, a handpainted placard and a freshly-painted sign.
Also here: Kelvane, Lady Morgaine, Lord Briggadune, Volsix
Obvious exits: north
>'yes, or no?
You ask, "Yes, or no?"
>
Morgaine traces a simple symbol as she reverently calls upon the power of her patron...
Morgaine gestures.
A warm, scintillating glow surrounds Morgaine and those nearby.
>
Morgaine traces a simple symbol as she reverently calls upon the power of her patron...
Morgaine gestures.
Morgaine's eyes narrow briefly, focusing on something unseen.
>
You feel at full magical power again.
>
Morgaine traces a simple symbol as she reverently calls upon the power of her patron...
Morgaine gestures.
Blue energy surrounds Morgaine, dancing off her body without harm.
>
Morgaine traces a simple symbol as she reverently calls upon the power of her patron...
Morgaine gestures.
A wavering glow washes over Morgaine.
>look mor
You see Lady Morgaine LeFey.
She appears to be a Giant.
She appears to be in the bloom of youth and shorter than average. She has sultry blue eyes and ivory skin. She has very long, glossy black hair with a white streak running through it. She has an angular face, a freckled nose and a narrow waist.
She has a opalescent spiral of stars tattoo on her thigh.
She is in good shape.
She is holding an ancient white eonake khopesh in her right hand and a vultite wall shield in her left hand.
She is wearing some silvery mithril prayer beads, some white feathered angel wings, an onyx-trimmed white monir scabbard, some hammered eonake half plate with a swirling vortex etched on the chest, a long white spidersilk cloak, a whorled white diamond wristlet, and a glass amulet.
>
Briggadune says, "I cant as i see i been reported."
>
Morgaine traces a simple symbol as she reverently calls upon the power of her patron...
Morgaine gestures.
As Morgaine thrusts her white eonake khopesh upward, a soft fiery red pulse of pure spiritual energy rises from its apex, washing over herself and those nearby.
>'Not by me, you haven't
You say, "Not by me, you haven't."
>
Morgaine asks, "Been what?"
>'so go outside
>
You say, "So go outside."
>
Briggadune says, "I cant kill you."
>
Morgaine asks, "Reported to the Constable?"
>
Briggadune says, "The god say so."
>'what a loser
Maeillwynn just wandered in and handed his room key back to the innkeeper behind the desk.
>
You say, "What a loser."
>
Briggadune says, "Gods."
>
Maeillwynn just went north.
>
Morgaine asks, "What God? Kai?"
>
Morgaine asks, "Eorgina?"
>
Volsix exclaims, "Onar!"
>lau
You laugh out loud!
>

>unhide
You are visible again.
>shr
You shrug.
>
Kelvane shakes his head.
>group clos
Your group status is already closed.
>
Briggadune says, "Talk to the gods i cant seem to kill you."
>'you really are stupid, aren't you?
Luces just arrived.
>
You ask, "You really are stupid, aren't you?"
>
Briggadune says, "Or i would ."
>'I'd rather not
You say, "I'd rather not."
>
Briggadune sighs.
>
Briggadune begins pouting.
>
Volsix asks, "What Gods? Lornon or Liabo?"
>
Volsix peers quizzically at Briggadune.
>'now that you've threatened me, watch your back
You say, "Now that you've threatened me, watch your back."
>
Briggadune says, "Game host and game masters."
>
Morgaine says, "He's right, you clearly are not very smart, the way you talk."
>lau
You laugh out loud!
>
Volsix asks, "What game? Pennant Chase?"

[allen]

Briggadune gestures at you.
The ground around you seems to shake violently, making it hard to stand.
You lose your balance and fall over.
Roundtime: 15 sec.
Suddenly, the ground seems steadier.
>'damn
You say, "Damn."
>lau
You laugh out loud!
>
Dhuul just arrived.
>

You hear the subdued thoughts of Cleara echo in your mind:
"Steel golems suck for wizards!"
>
Briggadune traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
>
Briggadune gestures at you.
CS: +167 - TD: +90 + CvA: +12 + d100: +60 - +20 == +129
Warding failed!
A dull grey beam snakes out toward you!
... 41 points of damage!
... 5 points of damage!
A small, but painful slice of neck vanishes!
>
Briggadune traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
>916
*** TypoHelp: Converted "916" to INCANT 916.

...wait 6 seconds.
>
Briggadune gestures at you.
CS: +167 - TD: +90 + CvA: +12 + d100: +53 - +20 == +122
Warding failed!
A dull grey beam snakes out toward you!
... 38 points of damage!
... 10 points of damage!
Right eyelid turns to dust, causing you to blink rapidly, or try to.
>'not bad
You say, "Not bad."
>
Briggadune traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
>916
Your SIGN OF MADNESS is no longer effective.
You feel drained!
>
*** TypoHelp: Converted "916 " to INCANT 916.

Briggadune gestures at you.
CS: +167 - TD: +90 + CvA: +12 + d100: +45 - +20 == +114
Warding failed!
A dull grey beam snakes out toward you!
... 33 points of damage!
The buzz of thoughts in your mind subsides.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
The air about you stops shimmering.
A luminescent aura fades from around you.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding you suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.
You become solid again.
You no longer bristle with energy.
Your SIGN OF STRIKING is no longer effective.
Your SIGN OF SWORDS is no longer effective.
The dully illuminated mantle protecting you begins to falter, then completely fades away.
Your SIGN OF SMITING is no longer effective.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You realize that you have no outstanding favors which Lorminstra owes you, and without having accomplished a deed for Her, your soul is in danger of vanishing from the land forever!

...departing in 16 mins...
>
You are a ghost! You must wait until someone resurrects you, or you decay. Either way, it won't be long now! (HELP for more details).
>
The fiery red Vles disk disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.
>
* Vles just bit the dust!
>'arite!

[hectomaner]

briggadune ripped me off on the amunet the other day. i know what he was selling was a lie so i bought it and badmouthed him on the net. so his other character, night something thought to me telling me to watch my back, his longsword would meet it.

so i went out the gate and he ambushed me, hit me for 4 points with a roll of 91. and took off running inside the inn

[allen]

Lol, such good words being put on these people I fight with. Atleast I know I'm not the asshole, this time atleast.

[allen]

>910 josis
*** TypoHelp: Converted "910 josis" to PREP 910 and CAST AT josis

Your hands glow with power as you invoke the phrase for Major Shock...
Your spell is ready.
>
You are visible again.
You gesture at Josisunbolt.
You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at Josisunbolt!
AS: +265 vs DS: +46 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +51 = +309
... and hit for 166 points of damage!
Massive electrical shock to chest tears through muscle tissue.

* Josisunbolt drops dead at your feet!


A nearby townsman hurries off screaming, "Vles has committed murder!"

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
* Josisunbolt just bit the dust!


* Josisunbolt returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
>
Drumwyn just arrived.
>
Drumwyn just went southeast.
>
A drunken sailor staggers north, probably looking for a drink.
>
Drumwyn just arrived.
>
* Briggadune joins the adventure. (surprised?)

[Showal]

**A nearby townsman hurries off screaming, "Vles has committed murder!" **

OOOOOH SO THAT'S WHO YOU PLAY!!!!

Vles yuo beter wahtch yur bak I m comin fro yu wit mylongswrod. Hve you evr treid to typ ewith skin graft? I m defening our cuntry.

[Showal]

Briggadune ... isn't that a play about some guy who goes to some place in the forest and realizes that every day he spends in this village is like 10 years where he's from and falls in love and has to decide whether to go home to his loved ones who have aged like 50 years or stay with his new loved one?

[allen]

Yea lol, I saw that it showed my wizard's name, figured fuck it, let Rimsch find out, he can come for me. :banghead:

[Showal]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046807/

I was right about brigadoon. How the hell do I know that?

[AnticorRifling]

No one in the military would ever call it a humV he's retarded and a horrible liar.

[allen]

It's a she supposively, Josis and Zafire are females, tho Briggadune, on Josis' account is a male..Go figure.

[Gushi]

OMFG!! that's comic. A skin graft can make ya stupid, good ta know. If I'm ever in a burning hummer I'll keep that in mind and tell the Doc I need to get on the brain transplant list :lol:

You need to get this moron to join the forum so we can really have some fun.

Good shit Vles, keep em commin!!

[Alfster]

I had a run in with Zafire quite some time ago and she wouldn't stop thinking to me and when I finally had enough I killed her, lk'd her, and proceeded to steal everything she had that was stealable.

She claims her shitty grammar is her RP'ing, but even when she was whispering to me how big of a dikhad I was OOC she still couldn't figure out how to spell.

[allen]

Ya know...I was actually starting to feel bad for her, thinking maybe she has something wrong with her she can't help. But she obviously can identify her fuck-ups and she KNOWS she has bad grammar, and I've come to the conclusion that she really IS just a fucking idiot.

[Gushi]

But wait she waz a solder tho, she severd our cuntry. I know I feel safe at night knowing that I have her there on the front line in her burnated HumV protecting me, don't you?

:jerkit:

[Terminator X]

At first, this post made my eyes shoot out streams of blood, but then Bobmuhthol saved the day! :thumbsup:

Very awesome visual, btw.

[Stealin Yoshit]

heh

That is all.