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stfu
07-27-2005, 04:52 PM
(warning, this is really freakin long. We rolled up two characters, Romsch and Rumsch and went to go find Rimsch to fuck with him. Alas, we hate being cute, and Rimsch was too much of a pussy to come out from his table.)

You skip merrily through a grounded dais.
Rumsch followed.
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You beam!
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Rumsch whispers, "He's in the Inn, I bet."
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You squeakily exclaim, "Whee!"
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Rumsch happily asks, "We're here now!?"
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Rumsch applauds.
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "Yay!"
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You skip around in a happy little circle.
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You skip merrily out.
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Rumsch flings himself against you, bounces off you, and giggles madly!
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You skip merrily southeast.

You skip merrily into the Shimmarglin Inn.
[Shimmarglin Inn, Tavern]
You notice an animated falchion, a peak tiger (sleeping) and a polished counter with a glass of iced lemonade on it.
Also here: Maxne, Boomsplat
Obvious exits: north
Rumsch followed.
>go rimsch tab
You wave to the people seated at the Copper Lantern Table, hoping they will invite you and your group to sit with them.
>gig
You giggle.
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Rumsch beams!
>smooch boom
You smooch Boomsplat on the cheek.
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "I love lemonade!"
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Rumsch put a broadsword in his burlap pack.
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Rumsch pours himself a glass of iced lemonade.
>say Ooo!
You squeakily exclaim, "Ooo!"
Rumsch skips around in a happy little circle.
>get lem
You pour yourself a glass of iced lemonade.
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Rumsch takes a drink from his iced lemonade.
>bounce boom
You fling yourself against Boomsplat with childish glee!
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "Mmm mmm!"
>drink my lem
You take a drink from your iced lemonade. A slight tartness makes the sweetness even more enjoyable.
You have 4 quaffs left.
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Rumsch waves to Boomsplat.
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "Lo there!"
>say Yay! Lemonade!
You squeakily exclaim, "Yay! Lemonade!"
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Rumsch happily says, "Big Giant."
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Rumsch nods to you.
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Rumsch glances at Boomsplat.
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Looks like that table is ignoring you at the moment. You'll have to find some place else to sit.
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The animated falchion slowly bobs up and down.
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Rumsch takes a drink from his iced lemonade.
>imitate speech boomsplat Lemonade give'ums gas.
In a perfect imitation of Boomsplat, you squeakily say, "Lemonade give'ums gas."
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "Good one!"
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Rumsch laughs!
>beam rumsch
You beam happily at Rumsch!
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Rumsch starts jumping around like a twelve-year-old.
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Boomsplat thumps you!
>laugh
Boomsplat flashes a wide grin.
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You laugh out loud!
>smooch boom
You smooch Boomsplat on the cheek.
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Boomsplat's cheeks darken with a deep carmine shade.
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "Ooh, thumpings ang grumpings!"
>nod rum
You nod to Rumsch.
>beam
You beam!
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Boomsplat thumps Rumsch!
The blow catches him square in the solar plexus! He doubles over, gasping for air.
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A peak tiger purrs quietly in her sleep.
>wince
You furrow up your face and wince.
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Boomsplat dances around the room to music only he can hear.
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Boomsplat throws his head back and howls!
>'::boom Mean'ums!
Speaking squeakily to Boomsplat, you exclaim, "Mean'ums!"
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "That was so fun!"
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Rumsch beams happily at Boomsplat!
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Boomsplat stupidly exclaims, "Boom..splst!"
>gig
You giggle.
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Speaking happily to Boomsplat, Rumsch exclaims, "I love you!"
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Boomsplat snickers.
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Rumsch flings himself against Boomsplat, bounces off of him, and giggles madly!
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Boomsplat tickles Rumsch.
>'no, is Rumsch... SPLAT
You squeakily say, "No, is Rumsch... SPLAT."
>gig
You giggle.
>bounce boom
You fling yourself against Boomsplat with childish glee!
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "Rumschsplat!"
>show lemon to boom
You show Boomsplat your iced lemonade.
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Rumsch shows you his iced lemonade which he is holding in his right hand.
You see nothing unusual.
>say Look! Have lemonade!
You squeakily exclaim, "Look! Have lemonade!"
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Boomsplat looks at you and gags.
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "Me too!"
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Boomsplat takes a slow, deep breath then pinches the bridge of his nose.
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The animated falchion slowly bobs up and down.
>pour lem on rum
Rumsch beams happily at something on top of a polished counter!
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You try to pour your iced lemonade on Rumsch, but he was able to dodge out of the way.
You have 3 quaffs left.
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Rumsch gasps.
>pout
You pout.
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The animated falchion slowly bobs up and down.
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Rumsch just tried to pour a glass of iced lemonade on you! Fortunately, you were able to dodge out of the way.
>gig
You giggle.
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Rumsch flails his arms about.

You arrange your posture and features in a perfect imitation of Rumsch!
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The animated falchion slowly bobs up and down.
>beam lem
You beam happily at a glass of iced lemonade!
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "Look! Two Rumschs!"
>wave fal
You wave to the falchion.
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A peak tiger purrs quietly in her sleep.
>gig
You giggle.
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "It's scrumptious!"
>smooch rums
You give Rumsch a quick little smooch.
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Rumsch whispers, "Ugh, gag."
>cac
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You cackle!
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "Scrumtrulescent!"
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Rumsch beams happily at you!
>say Lets go make lots of friends!
You squeakily exclaim, "Lets go make lots of friends!"
>bounce
You bounce around happily.
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "Okay!"
>hug boom
You give Boomsplat a friendly hug.
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Rumsch starts jumping around like a twelve-year-old.
>l
[Shimmarglin Inn, Tavern]
You notice an animated falchion, a peak tiger (sleeping) and a polished counter with a glass of iced lemonade on it.
Also here: Rumsch, Maxne, Boomsplat
Obvious exits: north
>hug max
You hug Maxne, who wraps you in a warm embrace.

I'm quite sure that a polished counter appreciates the sentiment.
>hug lem
I'm quite sure that a glass of iced lemonade appreciates the sentiment.

*skipping to the dais*

You skip merrily through a grounded dais.
[Ta'Illistim, Hanging Gardens]
You notice the Allesia disk, a dusky woodchuck, a dented brass chest, the fiery red Bypin disk, a black chameleon (sitting), a crystal amulet, the earth brown Grexk disk, a drake scimitar, a fine gold baton, a blue fox (prone), a smiling chocolate Kai figure, a whalebone arrow and a glaesine arch.
Also here: Great Lady Allesia, Suavementasious, Zadya, Selah, Beramun, Greal (sitting), Ashlian, Valkesh, Naseer, Dhuul, Tenalin, Veiss, Aprildawn, Violenttmoon (sitting), Great Lord Drizzart (sitting), Lord Bypin, Laccon (prone), Great Lord Ruthgard (sitting), Grexk (sitting), Cydarin (sitting), Drayylon
Obvious paths: out
Rumsch followed.
>bounce
You bounce around happily.
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Rumsch beams!
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>gig rumsc
You giggle at Rumsch.
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The voice of Kagdeth says, "Laccon."
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "Hello!"
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Rumsch takes a drink from his iced lemonade.
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You squeakily exclaim, "Hi everyone!"
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "I have some lemonade. It's almost as sweet as Romsch!"
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Rumsch beams happily at you!
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Rumsch flings himself against you, bounces off you, and giggles madly!
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Rumsch is able to breathe again.
>blush
You blush a delicate shade of pink.
>gig rumsc
You giggle at Rumsch.
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Rumsch beams happily at the lemonade in his hand.
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You quietly whisper to Rumsch, "Ok, I can't take this anymore."
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Rumsch whispers, "Haha."
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*skipping back to the tavern*

[Shimmarglin Inn, Tavern]
You notice a battered brass box, an animated falchion, a peak tiger (sleeping) and a polished counter with a glass of iced lemonade on it.
Also here: Maxne
Obvious exits: north
Rumsch followed.
>l max
You see Maxne Gloud the Botanist.
He appears to be a Half-Elf from Highmount.
He appears to be in his dotage and taller than average. He has piercing crystal green eyes and tanned skin. He has short, thick jet black hair with a white streak running through it. He has an unshaven face, a broken nose and a short beard.
He has minor bruises on his neck, some minor cuts and bruises on his left leg, minor cuts and bruises on his chest, minor cuts and bruises on his abdominal area, minor cuts and bruises on his back, a bruised right eye, a bruised left eye, and minor bruises about the head.
He has some old neck wounds, a mangled right arm, a mangled right leg, a mangled left leg, several painful-looking scars across his chest, several painful-looking scars across his abdominal area, several painful-looking scars across his back, severe bruises and swelling around his left eye, and a scar across his face.
He is wearing some rolaren studded leg greaves, a hawk-crested golden steel helm, a glyph-etched dragonfire opal buckle, a diamond ring, a royal blue satin backpack, a bone-clasped black leather cloak, an herb pouch, a raven-hued black treasure pouch, a brilliant green garnet clasp, a gold-bound white pearl wristlet, an enameled Solstice tree pin, a tiny silver pumpkin charm, a long forked red tail, some steel-rimmed spectacles, a bead necklace, a large sack, a pair of ordinary thrak hide shoes, some light leather, a silvery rolaren kite shield, and a black regal griffin insignia.
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The animated falchion slowly bobs up and down.
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Rumsch takes a drink from his iced lemonade.
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Rumsch pours himself a glass of iced lemonade.
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You look around the room to see who is seated at the various tables.
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "He must already be so happy he doesn't us to cheer him up!"
>go rimsch tab
You wave to the people seated at the Copper Lantern Table, hoping they will invite you and your group to sit with them.
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The animated falchion slowly bobs up and down.
>say He's in there with GIRLS!
You squeakily exclaim, "He's in there with GIRLS!"
>gig
You giggle.
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Rumsch gawks at you.
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "You're a girl!"
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Ravinold just arrived.
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Maxne smirks.
>gig
You giggle.
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Ravinold heads over to the Bloodstone Lizard Table.
>say Yup yup!
Rumsch waves to Maxne.
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You squeakily exclaim, "Yup yup!"
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "Hi!"
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The animated falchion slowly bobs up and down.
>wave max
You wave to Maxne.
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Maxne slyly exclaims, "Tables full!"
>say Hi!
Rumsch beams happily at Maxne!
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Glimmin just arrived.
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Maxne flails his arms about.
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You squeakily exclaim, "Hi!"
>bounce
You bounce around happily.
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Maxne hugs you, and you wrap him in a warm embrace.
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Glimmin grumbles.
>gig
Glimmin just went north.
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Rumsch starts jumping around like a twelve-year-old.
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You giggle.
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Looks like that table is ignoring you at the moment. You'll have to find some place else to sit.
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Ravinold just arrived.
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Ravinold just went north.
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "I love waiting on tables!"
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "It's so fun!"
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Maxne chuckles.
>say Tables are keen!
You squeakily exclaim, "Tables are keen!"
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Rumsch bounces around happily.
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "And nifty too!"
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Suavementasious just arrived.
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Rumsch whispers, "Ok, really. This is hard for me."
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Suavementasious bellows a guttural series of oaths.
>snick rum
You snicker at Rumsch.
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Maxne nods to Rumsch.
>say Ooooo he said bad words!
You squeakily exclaim, "Ooooo he said bad words!"
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Rumsch agrees with you.
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "I liked it!"
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Rumsch claps his hands.
>gig rum
You giggle at Rumsch.
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Rumsch happily says, "It makes me so happy."
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Rumsch beams!
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You applaud Rumsch.
>whine table
You whine at a cluster of circular tables!
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Rumsch is hugging himself.
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Rumsch glances at a cluster of circular tables as if it really needs a hug.
>say I wanna go say Hi to everyone!
You squeakily exclaim, "I wanna go say Hi to everyone!"
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Rumsch happily says, "Me too."
>pout
You pout.
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Maxne just went north.
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "Doun't pout!"
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Rumsch hugs you, and you wrap him in a warm embrace.
>sniff
You sniff.
>hug rum
You hug Rumsch.
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An elven serving maid hurries past, carrying a tray full of tankards and glasses to another table of patrons.
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Rumsch beams!
>act twirls a curl between two fingers.
Rumsch happily exclaims, "I gotted hugged!"
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(Romsch twirls a curl between two fingers.)
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "Yayers!"
>gig
You giggle.
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Rumsch winces.
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Demanec just arrived.
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Rumsch whispers, "Yayers? Damn."
>whisper rum don't break anything
You quietly whisper to Rumsch, "Don't break anything."
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Demanec squints.
>laugh
You laugh out loud!
>smooch rum
You give Rumsch a quick little smooch.
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Maxne just arrived.
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Rumsch beams happily at Demanec!
>l dem
You see Demanec Dragorth' the Torturer.
He appears to be a Faendryl Dark Elf.
He appears to be very young and average height. He has piercing crystal green eyes and ashen skin. He has shoulder length, straight blue-black hair with a white streak running through it. He has a narrow face, a small nose and tall upswept pointed ears.
He has a pipe clenched between his teeth.
He has minor cuts and bruises on his chest.
He is wearing a gold ring, a crystal amulet, a beaded carved bone necklace, a black opal inset gold neckchain, some storm grey leather boots, a shadowy grey silk bag, some slate grey gloves, a black regal griffin insignia, a dull silver keg pin, a smirking skull pin, a deteriorating necromancy bag, some distressed faeroth hide leathers, a feather and bone fringed totebag, some bearskin pants, a sapphire storm griffin cloakpin, a shadow-grey leather battle harness, a formal stone grey pouch, an ora-edged blood red vest, a neat storm grey pack, a wide-brimmed peaked black hat, and a ghostly-grey sorcerer's cape.
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "Hi!"
>wave dem
You wave to Demanec.
>say Hi!
You squeakily exclaim, "Hi!"
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Demanec calmly says, "Ellos."
>bounce
You bounce around happily.
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "I love lemonade!"
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Rumsch nods to Demanec.
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Rumsch takes a drink from his iced lemonade.
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Demanec calmly exclaims, "Gnomes!"
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A peak tiger purrs quietly in her sleep.
>say I love being cute!
You squeakily exclaim, "I love being cute!"
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Demanec screams!
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Demanec chuckles.
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "Happy gnomes!"
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Rumsch bounces around happily.
>beam dem
>hug dem
You beam happily at Demanec!
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Demanec calmly says, "I can see."
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You give Demanec a friendly hug.
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Demanec chuckles.
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "And a cute one too!"
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Rumsch beams happily at you!
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Demanec calmly says, "Very happy indeed."
>skip
You skip around in a happy little circle.
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Demanec turns to Rumsch and cheers!
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Rumsch comes merrily skipping up to you.
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Rumsch just poured his lemonade out on you!
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Rumsch gasps.
>whisper rumsch New victims are..
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You quietly whisper to Rumsch, "New victims are.."
>gawk rum
You gawk at Rumsch.
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Demanec snickers.
>pour lem on rum
You pour your lemonade out on Rumsch.
That was the last drop.
>gig
You giggle.
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Rumsch splutters.
>lick rum
You make a rude suggestion to Rumsch and receive a firm punch for it.
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Rumsch pours himself a glass of iced lemonade.
>say Got you back!
You squeakily exclaim, "Got you back!"
>gig
You giggle.
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Rumsch leans over and licks your cheek sloppily!
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Demanec mutters crazy.
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Demanec rocks back on his heels.
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Rumsch happily says, "Ooh, tasty."
>beam rem
I could not find what you were referring to.
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Rumsch beams!
>nod
You nod.
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A peak tiger purrs quietly in her sleep.
>gig
You giggle.
>snug rum
You snuggle up to Rumsch, resting your head on his shoulder.
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Rumsch beams happily at a peak tiger!
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Kaelwyth just left.
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "Look at the kitty!"
>pet tiger
You gently pet the sleeping peak tiger.
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Rumsch glances at a peak tiger then shakes his head, obviously reconsidering something.
>say Sleeeeeping
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You squeakily say, "Sleeeeeping."
>gig
You giggle.
>ho tiger
You consider holding hands with a peak tiger. Surely your prospects can't be that dim?
>
Rumsch claps his hands.
>gig
You giggle.
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Rumsch claps his hands.
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "I love standing here!"
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Boomsplat just arrived.
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Boomsplat just went north.
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Demanec adopts an agreeable expression.
>say Booom!
You squeakily exclaim, "Booom!"
>l
[Shimmarglin Inn, Tavern]
You notice a battered brass box, an animated falchion, a peak tiger (sleeping) and a polished counter with a glass of iced lemonade on it.
Also here: Maxne, Demanec, Rumsch
Obvious exits: north
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "Splat!"
>stare tab
You stare at a cluster of circular tables.
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Rumsch beams happily at you!
>
Demanec chuckles.
>gig rum
You giggle at Rumsch.
>
Rumsch smiles obviously pleased with himself.
>act twirls a curl.
(Romsch twirls a curl.)

Rumsch happily exclaims, "Perty curls!"
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Rumsch beams happily at you!
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Demanec calmly asks, "Ya two new to this town?"
>
The animated falchion slowly bobs up and down.
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Demanec rocks back on his heels.
>gig rum
You giggle at Rumsch.
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Ganolen just arrived.
>nod dem
You nod to Demanec.
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Ganolen heads over to the Emerald Sprite Table.
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Rumsch nods to Demanec.
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "We love it already!"
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Demanec calmly says, "Its a fun town."
>l rum
You see Rumsch.
He appears to be a Burghal Gnome of the Aledotter Bloodline.
He appears to be very young and diminutive. He has blue eyes and alabaster skin. He has very short, black hair. He has a flat face.
There is a robust golden brown sprite with a sharply-pointed nose sitting on his right shoulder, which appears to be fast asleep.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a glass of iced lemonade in his right hand.
He is wearing a leather sheath, a reinforced shield, a crystal amulet, a sturdy oiled leather pouch, a buckled burlap pack, a pair of cracked leather boots, an old pair of cropped pants, a dented high-crowned hat, and some sturdy patchwork leathers.
>say He's still got his cute little sprite!
Rumsch happily exclaims, "With free lemonade!"
>
You squeakily exclaim, "He's still got his cute little sprite!"
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "I love my sprite!"
>
Rumsch beams!
>gig rum
You giggle at Rumsch.
>say I losted mine
You squeakily say, "I losted mine."
>say But it's ok!
You squeakily exclaim, "But it's ok!"
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "It's ok!"
>
Rumsch adopts an agreeable expression.
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Rumsch casts his vote with an emphatic "Aye!"
>agre
You adopt an agreeable expression.
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Demanec calmly says, "Thems sprites are good eatins."
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Demanec nods.
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Demanec steeples his fingers slowly as a smirk plays across his lips. His eyes narrow into mere slits as he glances around.
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Suavementasious heads over to the Ruby Eye Table.
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Rumsch happily says, "I know! I'm saving mine."
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Rumsch nods to Demanec.
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Rumsch drools at a robust golden brown sprite with a sharply-pointed nose!
>
Great Lady Allesia's group just arrived.
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Suavementasious just arrived.
>gig rum
Suavementasious just went north.
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You giggle at Rumsch.
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Allesia and her group head over to the Ruby Eye Table.
>
Suavementasious just arrived.
>wave sua
Great Lady Allesia just arrived.
>
You wave to Suavementasious.

Suavementasious cackles at Allesia!
>
Speaking happily to Demanec, Rumsch says, "I ate Romsch's earlier. Don't tell her."
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Allesia attempts to hum a merry little tune.
>
The shrill cry of laughter erupts from a nearby table, and then slowly diminishes to the low sounds of close conversation.
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Demanec calmly says, "I wonts."
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Rumsch beams!
>
Rumsch takes a drink from his iced lemonade.
>imitate speech suavementasious I like gnomes!
Demanec nods to Rumsch.
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In a perfect imitation of Suavementasious, you squeakily exclaim, "I like gnomes!"
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Allesia clasps Suavementasious's hand tenderly.
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The animated falchion slowly bobs up and down.
>
Rumsch beams happily at Suavementasious!
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Rumsch happily exclaims, "Me too!"
>
Demanec chuckles.
>
Suavementasious glares at you and lets out a nerve-shattering bellow!
You are startled enough to lose initiative!
Roundtime: 20 sec.
R>
Rumsch gasps.
R>whine
How can they be so mean to you?!
R>
Allesia frets.
R>
Speaking to you, Suavementasious exclaims, "Dont mock me !"
R>
Rumsch happily says, "He yells loud."
R>nod rum
You nod to Rumsch.
R>
Demanec laughs at Suavementasious!
R>
Allesia agrees with Rumsch.
R>
Speaking to you, Suavementasious exclaims, "You know who i am???!!!"
R>say He's got big voice!
You squeakily exclaim, "He's got big voice!"
>
Suavementasious cocks his head at you.
>
Demanec removes a grey-green faewood runestaff with a brass griffin claw cap from in his leather battle harness.
>
In a perfect imitation of Suavementasious, Rumsch happily exclaims, "I love gnomes!"
>
Speaking in broken common, Allesia says, "Leave the lil fellas alone."
>
Allesia just nudged Suavementasious.
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Rumsch beams!
>
The animated falchion slowly bobs up and down.
>
Speaking to you, Suavementasious says, "I am suave the deadliest sheruvian warrior in the lands."
>say You're ultra uber cool and cutesty Suave! With gold stars on top
You squeakily say, "You're ultra uber cool and cutesty Suave! With gold stars on top."
>nod sua
You nod to Suavementasious.
>hug sua
You give Suavementasious a friendly hug.
>
Allesia starts chuckling at you!
>
Demanec calmly says, "Hes a jokester to."
>
Allesia appears to be trying hard not to grin.
>
Demanec nods to you.
>
In a perfect imitation of Suavementasious, Rumsch happily exclaims, "I r the cutest Sheruvian warrior evar!"
>
Demanec nods to Rumsch.
>beam sua
You beam happily at Suavementasious!
>
Rumsch beams!
>say See!
Demanec laughs!
>
You squeakily exclaim, "See!"
>
Rumsch beams happily at Suavementasious!
>
Rumsch bounces around happily.
>
Suavementasious says, "You kids need a good spankin."
>gig rum
You giggle at Rumsch.
>
Suavementasious bellows a guttural series of oaths.
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "Those are fun!"
>
Ilyana just arrived.
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Rumsch skips around in a happy little circle.
>
Allesia gazes heavenward.
>say Oo teach me curses!
You squeakily exclaim, "Oo teach me curses!"
>
Demanec laughs at himself!
>beam sua
You beam happily at Suavementasious!
>
Rumsch beams happily at you!
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "I wanna learn curses!"
>
Speaking in broken common, Allesia says, "Suave.. think of the rumors if you are found spanking gnomes.. I mean, really."
>
Allesia clears her throat.
>bounce
You bounce around happily.
>
Suavementasious begins chuckling at Allesia!
>
In a perfect imitation of Allesia, Rumsch happily says, "I really wanna keep them to myself and give spankings."
>
Rumsch beams happily at Allesia!
>say Maybe you teach us how to yell realllll loud too!
Ussa just arrived.
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You squeakily exclaim, "Maybe you teach us how to yell realllll loud too!"
>
Allesia frets.
>
Ilyana gawks at Rumsch.
>
Suavementasious glares at you and lets out a nerve-shattering bellow!
You are startled enough to lose initiative!
Roundtime: 20 sec.
R>
Demanec laughs!
R>gig
Rumsch happily exclaims, "Yay! Yelling loud!"
R>
You giggle.
R>
Rumsch beams!
R>
Suavementasious glares at Rumsch and lets out a nerve-shattering bellow!
Rumsch is startled enough to lose initiative!
R>beam sua
You beam happily at Suavementasious!
R>
Ganolen just arrived.
R>
Rumsch happily says, "Oof, big yell."
R>
Suavementasious says, "Hush."
R>
Ganolen just went north.
R>gig
You giggle.
R>
Rumsch beams happily at Suavementasious!
R>
Speaking in broken common, Allesia says, "I'm sure your parents will just love that.. yelling loudly and cursing."
R>
Allesia gazes heavenward.
R>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "You're a funny guy!"
>say Him really good yeller!
You squeakily exclaim, "Him really good yeller!"
>
Amerith just arrived.
>
Demanec nods to Amerith.
>hug rum
You give Rumsch a friendly hug.
>
Rumsch agrees with you.
>
Rumsch flings himself against you, bounces off you, and giggles madly!
>
Amerith gives Demanec a friendly hug.
>skip rum
You skip merrily up to Rumsch.
>
Demanec gives Amerith a friendly hug.
>kiss rumsch nose
You kiss Rumsch tenderly on the nose.
>
Amerith nods to Ilyana.
>gig
You giggle.
>
Amerith gently takes hold of Ussa's hand.
>
Amerith stares off into space.
>l
[Shimmarglin Inn, Tavern]
You notice the Allesia disk, a battered brass box, an animated falchion, a peak tiger (sleeping) and a polished counter with a glass of iced lemonade on it.
Also here: Lady Amerith, Ussa (sitting), Ilyana, Great Lady Allesia, Suavementasious, Maxne, Demanec, Rumsch
Obvious exits: north
>
Ilyana snickers.
>wave amer
In a perfect imitation of Suavementasious, Rumsch happily exclaims, "ROAR!"
>
Ilyana joins Amerith's group.
>
You wave to Amerith.
>
Allesia gives Suavementasious a lingering kiss on the cheek.
>
Suavementasious nods to Allesia.
>
Rumsch beams!
>
Allesia and her group head over to the Ruby Eye Table.
>
Demanec pulls on Amerith, trying to get her closer.
>l
Amerith grins at you.
>
[Shimmarglin Inn, Tavern]
You notice a battered brass box, an animated falchion, a peak tiger (sleeping) and a polished counter with a glass of iced lemonade on it.
Also here: Lady Amerith, Ussa (sitting), Ilyana, Maxne, Demanec, Rumsch
Obvious exits: north
>
Loreley just arrived.
>say Awwww.
You squeakily say, "Awwww."
>sniff
You sniff.
>
Loreley just went north.
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "He didn't want to teach curses!"
>
Speaking to you, Amerith asks, "Are you twins?"
>
Demanec calmly says, "Amerith these are the gnomes... gnomes Amerith."
>
Ganolen just arrived.
>
Rumsch sighs.
>
Demanec nods.
>
Ganolen heads over to the Emerald Sprite Table.
>gig
You giggle.
>
Rumsch waves to Amerith.
>wave amer
Rumsch happily exclaims, "Hi!"
>
You wave to Amerith.
>
Rumsch beams happily at Amerith!
>hug amer
You give Amerith a friendly hug.
>
Amerith nods to Demanec.
>say Hi!
You squeakily exclaim, "Hi!"
>l amer
You see Lady Amerith the Pyromancer.
She appears to be an Elf.
She is very tall. She has long, thick dark crimson lashes framing her sultry deep indigo eyes and a natural blush over her soft lily white skin. She has indigo-streaked, crimson hair divided into several elegantly twisted sections and adorned with some platinum dragon hairjewels. She has sharp pointed ears.
Her face is concealed by a midnight black bunny mask.
She has a textured firestone ring in her left eyebrow, a crowned crimson bunny tattoo on her arm, a dragon-shaped ruby stud in the upper ridge of her left ear, a regal gryphon tattoo on her ankle, and a silver ring dangling with an indigo and silver crowned bunny in the upper ridge of her right ear.
She is in good shape.
She is holding a bunny-crowned indigo faewood runestaff in her right hand and a corroded brass strongbox in her left hand.
She is wearing a narrow gold ring, a silver and sapphire crown, a velvety soft deep black rose tucked behind one ear, a skewed sapphire prism earring suspended from a silver stud, a dark crimson leather neckpouch, an elegant silver necklace set with flame-shaped star rubies, a silver filigree dragon brooch set with fire opal wings, a blue-shaded wand harness, a black regal griffin insignia, a curvaceous indigo leather corset, some silver-insigiled ebon silk casting gloves edged with flame-shaped rubies, a turquoise-set silver buckle, a indigo velvet satchel lined with soft plump bunny cushions, a star-crested indigo scroll case, a rune belt, a soft fluffy midnight black bunny tail with subtle crimson undertones, a shimmering veiled silk skirt, some thigh-high sheer silk stockings, some sleek black leather boots, a midnight black silk cloak, a hazy glass ring, and a flame-shaped ruby locket.
>
Rumsch beams!
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "I'm so happy!"
>
Speaking to Rumsch, Amerith says, "Hi..."
>
Ganolen just arrived.
>
Amerith attends to her bunny tail, making the tail as presentable as possible.
>
Ganolen just went north.
>say Ooooo!
You squeakily exclaim, "Ooooo!"
>
Anghosina's group just arrived.
>beam amer
You beam happily at Amerith!
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "You have a bunny tail!"
>
Anghosina and her group head over to the Marble Gargoyle Table.
>
(Amerith looks cautiously from one gnome to the other.)
>
Rumsch beams happily at Amerith!
>'::rumsch She's a bunny wunny!
Speaking squeakily to Rumsch, you exclaim, "She's a bunny wunny!"
>
Amerith blushes a delicate shade of pink.
>beam rum
You beam happily at Rumsch!
>
Rumsch giggles at you!
>
Speaking to you, Amerith says, "I'm an elf."
>
Amerith says, "See."
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "A fuzzy elf!"
>
Rumsch beams happily at Amerith!
>
Amerith parts the folds of her black silk cloak, draping the edges over her shoulders.
>
Amerith put a bunny-crowned indigo faewood runestaff in her black silk cloak.
>
Amerith gathers the folds of her black silk cloak tightly around her body.
>
Amerith removes a midnight black bunny mask, revealing her face.
>'::amer But you have a tail!
Speaking squeakily to Amerith, you exclaim, "But you have a tail!"
>
Rumsch gasps.
>say And a bunny face!
You squeakily exclaim, "And a bunny face!"
>
The animated falchion slowly bobs up and down.
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "The rabbit took off its face!"
>hug amer
You give Amerith a friendly hug.
>
Speaking to you, Amerith says, "That's cause I'm the Bunny Queen."
>say Yay bunnies!
You squeakily exclaim, "Yay bunnies!"
>
Rumsch happily says, "That makes me soooo happy."
>
Demanec nods.
>
Rumsch beams!
>
Demanec calmly says, "She is."
>
Amerith gives you a friendly hug.
>gig rum
You giggle at Rumsch.
>bounce
Rumsch happily asks, "A Queen?"
>
You bounce around happily.
>
Rumsch beams happily at Amerith!
>
Ussa squeaks oddly.
>
Demanec points at Amerith.
>
Speaking to Amerith, Ussa says, "Tart."
>
Demanec nods to Rumsch.
>
Rumsch beams!
>say Can you make all the bunnies come here so we can cuddle with them?
You squeakily ask, "Can you make all the bunnies come here so we can cuddle with them?"
>
Demanec pushes on Ussa without much success.
>tilt amer
You cock your head at Amerith.
>l uss
Rumsch beams happily at you!
>
You see Ussa.
He appears to be a Halfling.
He appears to be young and tiny. He has piercing violet eyes and lily white skin. He has shoulder length, straight blue-black hair. He has a clean-shaven face, an upturned nose and a pronounced jawline.
He has a striking serpent tattoo on his neck.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing a big bunny backsack, a translucent spidersilk satchel, a dark blue satin vest, a gem-encrusted black leather sheath, a vaalin-edged scale lockpick kit, a silk holly-patterned bowtie, some quilted moonlight blue gloves, a black regal griffin insignia, a tiny faenor-chased amulet, some reinforced black leather pants, an inky black suede gem pouch, a dragon-footed violet clay pot, a tear-shaped brightly shining clear glimaerstone pendant, a small locksmith's anklepouch, a suit of krolvin raiding armor, a jade-banded ivory vultite shield, a suede-lined wire mesh loot sack, a sleek golden topaz-set hare mask, a pair of elegant silver-framed spectacles with dark-tinted lenses, a braided hazelwood armband accented with traces of moss, and a hooded black spidersilk cloak.
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "What a great idea!"
>
Rumsch flings himself against you, bounces off you, and giggles madly!
>
Amerith ponders.
>gig rum
You giggle at Rumsch.
>
Amerith says, "No..."
>snug rum
You snuggle up to Rumsch, resting your head on his shoulder.
>pout amer
You pout at Amerith.
>
Amerith says, "They don't like people."
>
Amerith fidgets.
>
A shadow seems to detach itself from Demanec's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "We're not just any people!"
>
The animated falchion slowly bobs up and down.
>
Amerith says, "They made me this neat crown..."
>
Rumsch whines at Amerith!
>say Do you have any other cutesy wootsy stuff we can play with?
Demanec calmly says, "They gnomes."
>
Amerith shows Rumsch her sapphire crown.
>
You squeakily ask, "Do you have any other cutesy wootsy stuff we can play with?"
>
Demanec nods to Amerith.
>
Amerith shows you a silver and sapphire crown, which she is wearing. The silver and sapphire crown shines with what seems like inner light and something that looks like stars twinkle around it as though they have been collected from the sky and placed to halo around the wearer's head! Atop the crown's center front spire twinkles a bunny-shaped diamond. Indigo sprites and faeries dance and cavort around the base and the words "Bunny Queen" are etched across the front in old elven.
>nod amer
You nod to Amerith.
>nod amer
You nod to Amerith.
>
Rumsch gasps.
>
Amerith rubs her chin thoughtfully.
>
>say Queeeeeeen! of the bunnies!
You squeakily exclaim, "Queeeeeeen! of the bunnies!"
>
Rumsch happily says, "Ooh, she really is a queen."
>beam amer
You beam happily at Amerith!
>
Demanec begins drawing a faint, twisting symbol as he utters an arcane invocation in hushed tones...
Demanec gestures.
A shadowy patch of ether rises up through the floor to encompass Demanec, swiftly sinking into his skin.
>
Amerith adopts an agreeable expression.
>
Rumsch nods to you.
>
Amerith says, "That's me."
>cheer amer
You turn to Amerith and cheer!
>
Amerith taps a midnight black silk cloak.
>
Rumsch applauds Amerith.
>
Amerith says, "It's on my royal cloak too."
>
Amerith whistles tunelessly to herself.
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "I'm a queen too!"
>
Rumsch happily says, "I mean, King."
>
Amerith shows you a midnight black silk cloak, which she is wearing. Crafted from the finest silk and lined in fleece, the voluminous cloak is clasped with a bunny-shaped shimmarglin sapphire. Seared into the silk are ruby-dusted crimson flames twining with sapphire-dusted indigo flames that wind along the length of the cloak. Centered on the back is an exquisitely detailed image of fey bunnies dancing around the impish Lady Amerith in a ring. The words, "Bunny Queen" have been stitched underneath the image in a silver threading."
>
Rumsch beams!
>
Amerith shows Rumsch her black silk cloak.
>say oo
You squeakily say, "Oo."
>
Rumsch bounces around happily.
>
Amerith grins at Rumsch.
>
Speaking to Demanec, Amerith says, "They're kinda cute..."
>
Demanec nods.
>gig amer
You giggle at Amerith.
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "Not as cute as a fuzzy bunny!"
>
Rumsch beams happily at Amerith!
>
Brikus just arrived.
>
Amerith rubs her chin thoughtfully.
>hug rum
You give Rumsch a friendly hug.
>
A peak tiger purrs quietly in her sleep.
>say Almost as cute as you!
You squeakily exclaim, "Almost as cute as you!"
>beam rum
Amerith says, "Well I'll tell you what..."
>
You beam happily at Rumsch!
>
Rumsch beams happily at you!
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "You're way cuter!"
>
A peak tiger purrs quietly in her sleep.
>
Brikus gibbers incoherently.
>
Amerith says, "You wait here and I'll try to find you one of my spare toy bunnies."
>
Brikus just went north.
>
Amerith nods to you.
>
Amerith nods to Rumsch.
>say Oooooo!
You squeakily exclaim, "Oooooo!"
>beam rum
You beam happily at Rumsch!
>
Rumsch beams!
>say We get cute bunnies to have for us!
You squeakily exclaim, "We get cute bunnies to have for us!"
>
Amerith says, "I'll be right back."
>
Amerith says, "Wait here."
>
Lady Amerith's group just went up a wooden staircase.
>
Ussa stands up.
>
Rumsch claps his hands.
>
Ussa mutters under his breath.
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "I hope she comes back!"
>
Demanec grins.
>
Ussa says, "She's will."
>
The voice of Ussa says, "I'ms takin a nap."
>
A peak tiger purrs quietly in her sleep.
>
Rumsch beams!
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "I love naps!"
>
The animated falchion slowly bobs up and down.
>
You giggle.
>
Demanec grins at you.
>
Rumsch bounces around happily.
>
Demanec calmly asks, "So how longs ya all in towns fer?"
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "Look, a flying sword!"
>
Rumsch beams happily at an animated falchion!
>gig
You giggle.
>
Rumsch bounces around happily.
>hug fal
I don't think you ought to be hugging when you've only just met.
>
Demanec calmly says, "I hopes it dona falls."
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "I wish I was a flying sword!"
>say But it won't let me hug it!
Rumsch flaps his arms wildly.
>
You squeakily exclaim, "But it won't let me hug it!"
>
Anghosina's group just arrived.
>pout fal
A peak tiger purrs quietly in her sleep.
>
You pout at an animated falchion!
>
Anghosina's group just went north.
>
Rumsch happily says, "I hugged it earlier. It likes me better."
>'::falch Let me hug you!
Speaking squeakily to an animated falchion, you exclaim, "Let me hug you!"
>
Rumsch gives you a lick!
>gig rum
You giggle at Rumsch.
>tickle rum
You tickle Rumsch with a grin that he returns.
>
Rumsch beams!
>say How long we stay?
You squeakily ask, "How long we stay?"
>
The animated falchion slowly bobs up and down.
>ponder
Rumsch happily exclaims, "Tickling is so much fun!"
>
You ponder.
>peer rum
You peer quizzically at Rumsch.
>say How long we stay here for
You squeakily say, "How long we stay here for."
>snug rum
You snuggle up to Rumsch, resting your head on his shoulder.
>
Sevorack just left.
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "Forever and ever!"
>
Rumsch beams!
>beam rum
You beam happily at Rumsch!
>
Demanec lets out a cheer!
>
Almalfia just arrived.
>
Rumsch whispers, "Not much longer, I hope."
>
Ganolen just arrived.
>laugh
You laugh out loud!

You fling yourself against Rumsch with childish glee!
>
Rumsch starts jumping around like a twelve-year-old.
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "This table-place is so much funs!"
>
Demanec calmly asks, "Ya beens to the dais yets?"
>say Is muchly fun!
You squeakily exclaim, "Is muchly fun!"
>
You see a big bunny backsack open.
>gawk
Your jaw drops.
>
Rumsch happily asks, "That thing that gotted knocked over?"
>say BUNNY!
You squeakily exclaim, "BUNNY!"
>bounce
You bounce around happily.
>
Demanec nods to you.
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "That looks like it was fun!"
>
Rumsch beams!
>
Wunderlost just arrived.
>wave wun
You wave to Wunderlost.
>l wun
You see Wunderlost.
He appears to be a Giant of the Grot'karesh Clan.
He appears to be very young and tall. He has sleepy crystal green eyes and bronze skin. He has shoulder length, tied back auburn hair with a white streak running through it. He has a weathered face, a crooked nose and dimpled cheeks.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a silver trim black leather backpack in his right hand and a gold trimmed black silk satchel in his left hand.
He is wearing a crystal amulet, a leather claw-fringed pouch, some fringed deerskin boots, a pair of wolfskin breeches, a bone-fringed headband, a quilled leather tunic, a gold trimmed black silk satchel, a delicate teardrop ruby pendant, and a voluminous celestial blue robe.
>
Zenfinda just arrived.
>l zen
It is difficult to get a good look at Zenfinda due to the number of mirror images of her nearby.
You see Zenfinda Simplistico.
She appears to be a Half-Elf.
She appears to be very young and average height. She has piercing crystal green eyes and tanned skin. She has very long, unkempt jet black hair. She has an oval face, a classical nose and high cheekbones.
She has a black widow tattoo on her ankle, a tattooed symbol of Arachne on her wrist, and a primitive spider tattoo on her finger.
She is in good shape.
She is holding a small glass orb in her right hand and a glass of coppery pinot grigio in her left hand.
She is wearing an inky black shield, a slate grey invar helmet, a web-draped crimson spidersilk cloak edged with black velvet trim, a gold ring, a rich purple glaes spider charm, a glittering golden navel ring, a plain-looking sack, a blackened vruul skin thigh-sheath, a spider clasped gold anklet, a pair of thigh-high brushed roa'ter hide boots fastened with onyx black widow clasps, a silver Brigatta pin, some deathstone earrings, a tooled soft crimson bodice, some black mithril-studded pants, a gold-threaded silvery hip satchel, an Arachne constellation pendant, an interlaced gold and ora necklace, a veniom-laced scabbard, a silver-inlaid bloodjewel amulet, and some warlock's battle hunts traced with a leering skull whose fiery eyes seem to blaze with an unholy fury.
>
Zenfinda changes her tune, adding a new element to her song...
>
Wunderlost waves to you.
>
A peak tiger purrs quietly in her sleep.
>
Rumsch beams happily at Wunderlost!
>
Zenfinda skillfully begins to weave another verse into her harmony.
CS: +232 - TD: +50 + CvA: +14 + d100: +72 - -5 == +273
Warding failed!
The air around Zenfinda swirls and sparkles brightly!
The mirror images surrounding Zenfinda undulate and fade away.
>
Wunderlost gazes in wonder at his surroundings.
>gig
You giggle.
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "Ooh, she can sing!"
>
Rumsch beams happily at Zenfinda!
>
Zenfinda blinks as if losing her concentration.
>
Wunderlost just tiptoed stealthily up a wooden staircase.
>nod rum
You nod to Rumsch.
>
Zenfinda blinks.
>
Rumsch beams!
>
Zenfinda's spirit appears to be lifted by the singing.
You hear a song of peace, and your surroundings suddenly become calm and still.
Zenfinda renews her songs.
>
Zenfinda says, "Well.. not many agree but aye."
>
Zenfinda nods.
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "I lurv people what can sing!"
>
The animated falchion slowly bobs up and down.
>
Zenfinda asks, "YOu need something sung to?"
>
Rumsch happily says, "Just my little gnome ears."
>
Rumsch beams happily at Zenfinda!
>
Zenfinda laughs!
>
Zenfinda changes her tune, adding a new element to her song...
>
Zenfinda skillfully begins to weave another verse into her harmony.
CS: +232 - TD: +50 + CvA: +14 + d100: +9 - -5 == +210
Warding failed!
The air around Zenfinda swirls and sparkles brightly!
Zenfinda becomes solid again.
>
A peak tiger purrs quietly in her sleep.
>
Rumsch whispers, "Ugh, ok. I'm done when you are."

You sing:

"I'm a gnome, yes I am
I likes Rumsch, yes I do
Can wait for hours, yes I can
For Rimsch to appear, doo de doo"

>
Rumsch beams happily at you!
>
Zenfinda blinks at you.
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "Best song ever!"
>beam
>
You beam!
>
Demanec laughs at himself!
>
Rumsch applauds you.
>
Zenfinda says, "That is a very lovely song indeed."
>
You beam happily at Zenfinda!
>
Rumsch beams!
>
Zenfinda says, "Might wanna try a different key next time."
>say I loves singing!
You squeakily exclaim, "I loves singing!"
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "I love gnome musics!"
>
Zenfinda winks at Rumsch.
>gig
You giggle.
>
Rumsch happily says, "She was singing, not unlocking something."
>

Rumsch flails his arms about.
>
Rumsch happily asks, "What's keys got to do with it?"
>
Lady Amerith just came down a wooden staircase.
>
Rumsch beams happily at Amerith!
>
Ilyana just came down a wooden staircase.
>
Ilyana joins Amerith's group.
>beam amer
Rumsch happily exclaims, "Your majesty!"
>
Demanec shifts his eyes to Amerith.
>
You beam happily at Amerith!
>
Amerith shows you a bleary-eyed brocade toy rabbit, which she is holding in her left hand. You see nothing unusual.
>
(Zenfinda gooses Amerith)
>
Zenfinda glances at Amerith and makes a little purring sound.
>
Amerith shows Rumsch her grey toy bunny.
>
Zenfinda waves.
>
Zenfinda winks.
>say Dum Dum dum BUNNY QUEEN!
You squeakily exclaim, "Dum Dum dum BUNNY QUEEN!"
>
Amerith glances at Zenfinda and folds her arms across her chest.
>cheer
You let out a cheer!
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "You stuffed one of your subjects?!"
>
Zenfinda exclaims, "I did not do it!"
>
Speaking to Zenfinda, Amerith says, "You can't blame anyone now."
>
Amerith nods to Zenfinda.
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "That makes me so happy!"
>
Amerith looks over at Rumsch and shakes her head.
>gig rum
You giggle at Rumsch.
>
Zenfinda exclaims, "The GNOME did it!"
>
Speaking to Rumsch, Amerith says, "They're fake."
>
Zenfinda points at Rumsch.
>
Rumsch nods to Zenfinda.
>say They come prestuffed!
You squeakily exclaim, "They come prestuffed!"
>
Zenfinda nods to Amerith.
>
Amerith offers Rumsch a fluffy grey toy bunny.
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "It was me! Surely!"
>
Rumsch accepts Amerith's grey toy bunny.
>
Rumsch beams!
>
Rumsch beams happily at Amerith!
>beam rum
You beam happily at Rumsch!
>
Speaking to Amerith, Zenfinda asks, "See?"
>
Rumsch beams happily at you!
>
Amerith offers you a bleary-eyed brocade toy rabbit. Click ACCEPT to accept the offer or DECLINE to decline it. The offer will expire in 30 seconds.
>
Rumsch beams happily at the bunny in his hand.
>
Suavementasious's group just arrived.
>
Zenfinda nods to Amerith.
>
A peak tiger purrs quietly in her sleep.
>
>say You got a bunny!
You squeakily exclaim, "You got a bunny!"
>acc
You accept Amerith's offer and are now holding a bleary-eyed brocade toy rabbit.
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "Yay!"
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "You too!"
>
>say I got a bunny!
You squeakily exclaim, "I got a bunny!"
>beam
You beam!
>hug my bunn
>
What were you referring to?
>
Amerith grins.
>
Rumsch beams!
>hug my rabb
You give your brocade toy rabbit a warm hug.
>
Rumsch glances at a fluffy grey toy bunny as if it really needs a hug.
>
Amerith says, "Glad I could make you happy."
>
Zenfinda exclaims, "I got a Kitty!"
>
Demanec loses some awareness.
>beam amer
Zenfinda beams!
>
You beam happily at Amerith!
>
Amerith leans on Demanec, giving him a companionable grin.
>
Zenfinda laughs!
>say Thank you!
You squeakily exclaim, "Thank you!"
>
Zenfinda put a glass of coppery pinot grigio in her spidersilk cloak.
>
Demanec leans on Amerith, giving her a companionable grin.
>
Amerith carefully lifts the kitten by the scruff of its neck and then tucks it gently into the crook of her arm.
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "I'm always happy!"
>
Rumsch beams happily at Amerith!
>
Amerith smooches her tabby kitten on the top of its head.
Amerith's tabby kitten settles its head in against her neck and it purrs contentedly.
>say Is the best gift ever!
>
You squeakily exclaim, "Is the best gift ever!"
>
Zenfinda put a small glass orb in her spidersilk cloak.
>
Amerith shows Rumsch her tabby kitten.
>
The animated falchion slowly bobs up and down.
>
Zenfinda carefully lifts the kitten by the scruff of its neck and then tucks it gently into the crook of her arm.
>
Rumsch agrees with you.
>raise rabb
You raise your brocade toy rabbit skyward!
>
Amerith shows you a blue-eyed tabby kitten, which she is holding in her right hand. Sapphire-blue eyes gaze inquisitively outward, the orange and white stripes surrounding them giving the kitten an impish expression. Silky fur covers the feline from the tip of its nose to the end of the tail, and alternating orange and white bands blend along its cream-hued belly and meld together to form rings around its paws. Alert tufted ears turn to and fro as the kitten twitches its silvery whiskers, and a slender indigo collar around its neck names it "Pywacket."
>
Speaking to Amerith, Zenfinda says, "Shredder."
>
Zenfinda points at a tubby snow white kitten.
>
Amerith grins at Zenfinda.
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "Pywacket is the best kitty ever!"
>
Demanec removes a multi-hued tiny paper bat from in his leather battle harness.
>gig amer
Zenfinda wraps her arms around her snow white kitten affectionately, squeezing it enthusiastically.
Zenfinda's snow white kitten butts the palm of her hand insistently with its head.
>
You giggle at Amerith.
>say Pretty kitty!
You squeakily exclaim, "Pretty kitty!"
>
Amerith laughs softly, trying to hide her amusement.
>
Demanec raises his tiny paper bat over his head, flicking it gently into the air. It glides casually upwards, then floats softly downwards back into his hand.
>
Amerith says, "His name is Pywacket."
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "That bat is the best ever!"
>
Amerith tucks her tabby kitten into its comfortable-looking velvet satchel.
>
Rumsch beams!
>
Demanec chuckles.
>
Rumsch happily asks, "This lemon.. Guess what?"
>
Amerith appears less confident.
>
Rumsch glances at you.
>
Amerith asks, "Lemon?"
>
Demanec throws his tiny paper bat and it sails deftly through the air, tilting slightly back and forth in the wind. As its momentum begins to fade it reverses course and sails directly back to his hand.
>say It's cute?
You squeakily ask, "It's cute?"
>
Rumsch happily says, "Best ever."
>peer rum
You peer quizzically at Rumsch.
>
Amerith pours herself a glass of iced lemonade.
>gig
You giggle.
>
Zenfinda asks, "What does it mean?"
>
Amerith indicates her iced lemonade with a smile.
>hug my rabb
Zenfinda asks, "Pywacket?"
>
You give your brocade toy rabbit a warm hug.
>
Amerith takes a drink from her iced lemonade.
>
Demanec put a multi-hued tiny paper bat in his storm grey pack.
>
Rumsch takes a drink from his iced lemonade.
>
Demanec pours himself a glass of iced lemonade.
>
Amerith says, "It's my kittens name."
>
Demanec just tried to pour a glass of iced lemonade on Amerith! Fortunately, she was able to dodge out of the way.
>
Amerith says, "It means imp."
>say meow!
Rumsch beams happily at Demanec!
>
You squeakily exclaim, "Meow!"
>
Amerith says, "Or something."
>
Rumsch just tried to pour a glass of iced lemonade on Amerith! Fortunately, she was able to dodge out of the way.
>
Amerith just licked Demanec!
>imitate
Zenfinda says, "Ahh...."
>
Demanec just poured his lemonade out on Rumsch!
>
Zenfinda asks, "Kinda like.. a gnome?"
>imitate purr
Rumsch glances at you and makes a little purring sound.
>
Amerith just poured her lemonade out on you!
>
Zenfinda nods to Amerith.
>imitate purr cat
Amerith gives you a lick!
>
You produce a perfect imitation of a cat's purr!
>
Demanec pours himself a glass of iced lemonade.
>gig
You giggle.
>hug amer
You give Amerith a friendly hug.
>
Amerith produces a passable imitation of a fire cat's purr.
>
Demanec just poured his lemonade out on Zenfinda!
>
Demanec snickers.
>say I like lemonade showers!
Zenfinda lets out a yelp!
>
You squeakily exclaim, "I like lemonade showers!"
>beam amer
You beam happily at Amerith!
>
Rumsch beams happily at you!
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "Yellow shower for Romsch!"
>
Amerith parts the folds of her black silk cloak, draping the edges over her shoulders.
>
Amerith removes a bunny-crowned indigo faewood runestaff from in her black silk cloak.
>
Amerith gathers the folds of her black silk cloak tightly around her body.
>
Zenfinda exclaims, "Hey!"
>
Zenfinda gawks at you.
>
Zenfinda dusts off a web-draped crimson spidersilk cloak edged with black velvet trim.
>
Rumsch just poured his lemonade out on you!
>
Zenfinda snorts at Demanec.
>
Demanec rocks back on his heels.
>
Amerith raises her indigo faewood runestaff and traces an arcane symbol as the power of the elements gently swirls around her for a moment.
>
Demanec smirks at Zenfinda.
>
Amerith thrusts her gloved hand into the air while chanting a magic phrase under her breath. A stream of roiling, liquid flame shoots forcefully upwards from the silvery sigil on her glove.
>
Zenfinda says, "It's not nice to pee on a bard."
>tickle rum
>
You tickle Rumsch with a grin that he returns.
>
Demanec laughs!
>
Amerith laughs at Zenfinda!
>
The animated falchion slowly bobs up and down.
>
Demanec pours himself a glass of iced lemonade.
>
Zenfinda sets about preparing herself to be as presentable as possible.
>
Demanec just tried to pour a glass of iced lemonade on Amerith! Fortunately, she was able to dodge out of the way.
>
Rumsch beams!
>
Demanec just tried to pour a glass of iced lemonade on Amerith! Fortunately, she was able to dodge out of the way.
>
Demanec glances around, looking a bit less confident.
>hug rumsc
You give Rumsch a friendly hug.
>
Zenfinda shakes her head, clucking her tongue.
>
Demanec just poured his iced lemonade on top of his head.
>
Amerith snaps her fingers.
>
Rumsch smooches you on the cheek.
>say We need go sleep! Yay sleep!
You squeakily exclaim, "We need go sleep! Yay sleep!"
>
The animated falchion slowly bobs up and down.
>
Rumsch agrees with you.
>
Zenfinda asks, "See what happens when you invite Gnomes to a party?"
>
Amerith smooches you on the cheek.
>gig
You giggle.
>hug amer
Amerith smooches Rumsch on the cheek.
>
You give Amerith a friendly hug.
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "Sleep is the best ever!"
>
The animated falchion slowly bobs up and down.
>
Amerith gives you a friendly hug.
>
Amerith gives Rumsch a friendly hug.
>
Rumsch beams happily at Amerith!
>
Rumsch gives Amerith a friendly hug.
>say Thank you for the really nice bunny!
You squeakily exclaim, "Thank you for the really nice bunny!"
>
Demanec calmly says, "I likes the gnomes."
>
Amerith says, "You two come back and visit."
>bounce
You bounce around happily.
>
Amerith nods to you.
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "I love bunnies!"
>
Rumsch beams!
>
cheer
You let out a cheer!
>
Rumsch gives Demanec a friendly hug.
>
Demanec gives Rumsch a friendly hug.
>
Amerith says, "Having those bunnies will make my real bunnies protect you."
>
Amerith nods.
>hug dem
You give Demanec a friendly hug.
>gig
Rumsch hugs Maxne, who wraps him in a warm embrace.
>
You giggle.
>
Rumsch beams happily at Amerith!
>
Amerith says, "I've told them to watch out for you two."
>say Yay for real bunnies!
You squeakily exclaim, "Yay for real bunnies!"
>
Amerith grins at Rumsch.
>
Amerith grins at you.
>smooch rum
You smooch Rumsch on the cheek.
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "A pretty queen what loves us!"
>
Rumsch beams!
>
Amerith blushes a delicate shade of pink.

Himmy
07-27-2005, 04:55 PM
If anyone takes the time to read that... I hope you fucking puke.

I felt so dirty after that, I went and took a shower.

07-27-2005, 04:56 PM
Give me a rundown? I'm bored at work, but not that fucking bored.

- Arkans

Himmy
07-27-2005, 04:57 PM
It's the cutesiest thing ever. Sickening, totally. I swear, I didn't think I had a tenth of that in me.

Anebriated
07-27-2005, 05:17 PM
I got about halfway then scrolled over the rest. Was well done, dont think I could ever hold RP playing the bouncy happy person.

Snapp
07-27-2005, 05:20 PM
Sickening to the max, but great RP!

Best part:

You squeakily exclaim, "I like lemonade showers!"
>
Rumsch happily exclaims, "Yellow shower for Romsch!"

DeV
07-27-2005, 05:22 PM
Kudos for actually sustaining that mood for as long as you both did. I don't think I could even force that kind of rp.

Stealin Yoshit
07-27-2005, 05:28 PM
You guys suck. If I hadn't been dismantling that train assembly in the living room, and AFK at the time, I would've killed you both.

I feel nausiated.

Himmy
07-27-2005, 05:37 PM
We were level 0, all you coulda done was get loved on by them two cute li'l gnomes. Don't pretend like you didn't like that log.

AnticorRifling
07-27-2005, 05:50 PM
I thought this thread would have been about boobs.

Leetahkin
07-27-2005, 06:01 PM
That was hilarious. I could never hold that up, kudos for you guys!

ElanthianSiren
07-27-2005, 06:03 PM
Pixies in Harry Potter Chamber of Secrets... but on crack. Crack cocaine pixies.

Seriously, well done.

-M

Celexei
07-27-2005, 06:04 PM
that made me cringe...laugh most of the way...but I do feel that I wasted a good chunk of my life upon that.

Himmy
07-27-2005, 06:21 PM
Yeah, and you only had to read it. I wasted at least an hour of my life doing that.

That all came about from my threatening to turn Himmy into a total fluffpuff. Rimsch said he'd make a Hummy to stalk Himmy if I did that. 'nuff said.

stfu
07-27-2005, 06:41 PM
Yeah, but I know I was laughing my ass off for most of that. Don't lie!

Speaking to you, Suavementasious exclaims, "You know who i am???!!!"
Speaking to you, Suavementasious says, "I am suave the deadliest sheruvian warrior in the lands."
You squeakily say, "You're ultra uber cool and cutesty Suave! With gold stars on top."
You nod to Suavementasious.
You give Suavementasious a friendly hug.

Himmy
07-27-2005, 07:03 PM
Hah, yeah. I loved that gold stars comment. Cracked me the hell up.

Sean of the Thread
07-27-2005, 07:33 PM
I'm disappointed this post wasn't about titties. In the future please only refer to fun bags as "The Twins" Thanks in advance.

Himmy
07-27-2005, 07:49 PM
Please direct any and all such comments to stfu. I'm pretty sure of the answer though.. I think it starts with the letters stfu. I could be wrong.

Also, if I ever post about sweater puppets I'll make sure all you guys can tell from the title. Don't worry.

stfu
07-27-2005, 08:21 PM
RE: titties.

STFU.

Sincerely,

stfu.

Himmy
07-27-2005, 08:22 PM
PWNED

TweedleDee
07-27-2005, 09:13 PM
the gnomes look like they'd be fun to play, even if they never age. people need something to laugh at and the gnomes gave them that. a little fun never hurts anybody.

soenchanting
07-27-2005, 11:26 PM
That was hideous but it made me laugh my head off. I don't think people knew whether to hug you or kill you. Nicely done.

OreoElf
07-27-2005, 11:27 PM
Awww I enjoyed rping with them. It was helarious. I was dying the whole time... took me a few to find them the stuffed bunnies :P.

Chelle
07-27-2005, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by AnticorRifling
I thought this thread would have been about boobs.

So did I. Alas I was wrong!

That was cute though. Excellent rp.

Himmy
07-28-2005, 01:24 AM
Thanks for the bunny, by the way. Now I have a prop if I EVER decide to log into that character again.

ieva
07-28-2005, 01:38 AM
That was... well... amazing. I've never been so mildly entertained in my life - and I honestly do feel extremely sick from reading that. *gags*