Virtual Orgasm

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http://members.rogers.com/leeburke/TooFunny.htm

[Hips]

LMAO!!

Okay, so it's partly true... but damn, 58 seconds? I feel bad for the girl that's stuck with that. :lol:

[DCSL]

Wow.. he undresses at a superhuman speed!

[CrystalTears]

They don't want to admit it, but men love that orgasmic drama. :P

[Soulpieced]

They don't want to admit it, but men love that orgasmic drama.

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When the woman doesn't fake it. Even though she's told you before that she has so you don't believe her any time she has an orgasm unless she tells you explicitly and I believe her then go to bed.

~Soulpieced Griffin

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Originally posted by CrystalTears
They don't want to admit it, but men love that orgasmic drama. :P

I'll admit I love the drama of it... the payoff is pretty... worldshaking? Afterwards I'm usually trying to figure out which way is up.

[Myshel]

Couldn't resist telling y'all this true story...


When I was first married.. my husband wanted sex 5 times a day.. (no joke either) so after we were married for a few months I went home complaining to my Mom.. she said
Honey.. all a man really wants is to have his fun.. so do it as much as he wants.. it really only takes 10 min. out of your day.. he is happy.. I said Mom.. sex takes alot longer than that!
She said.. FOR YOU.. without all the bells and whistles (Mom talk) for a man it takes a few minutes.. take all the time you want when your in the mood.. the other times just let him have his fun.. Whats 10 min. out of your day to make your man happy?
Made me laugh.. but those southern belles do have alot of smiling men. wink

[Tsa`ah]

I have to put the last child to bed before I can actually look at the link, but... If a man only takes 10 minutes to have his fun then something is wrong.

I would get my ass kicked all over the house if my wife only had 10 minutes of my fun.

[Edited on 9-30-2003 by Tsa`ah]

[Betheny]

I want an orgasm like that. Booya.

[Vesi]

Originally posted by Tsa`ah
I have to put the last child to bed before I can actually look at the link, but... If a man only takes 10 minutes to have his fun then something is wrong.

I would get my ass kicked all over the house if my wife only had 10 minutes of my fun.

[Edited on 9-30-2003 by Tsa`ah]

The funny thing was... she was talking about all 5 times taking a total of 10 minutes. (unless I read that wrong)

Southern Girl <grin>

[Myshel]

Laughing..
She probably was..

[Betheny]

Tsa`ah should be moderating The Love Forums.

[Skirmisher]

Stray would probably want to duel him for the rights to mod that topic.

[Betheny]

And he'd lose! Tsa`ah has children; thus he has mastered the art of .. nevermind.

[Meos]

*looking for a house down south*