robeeeeen = my future housewife

[Apotheosis]

that is all

thx

[Snapp]

Congrats?

[Apotheosis]

RedElement12 [12:14 AM]:
BASTARD
RedElement12 [12:14 AM]:
rangerd1 posted lol @ housewife
RedElement12 [12:15 AM]:
:(
RedElement12 [12:15 AM]:
if other people start doing it ima keel u
pufflucene [12:15 AM]:
LOL
pufflucene [12:15 AM]:
I JUST DID THE BIG DEED
pufflucene [12:15 AM]:
OIN THE PC
pufflucene [12:15 AM]:
LMFAO
pufflucene [12:15 AM]:
.AND I R TOO DRUNK TO CARE
pufflucene [12:15 AM]:
I AM SO FUCKING FUNNY
RedElement12 [12:16 AM]:
????????????????????????
pufflucene [12:16 AM]:
I CANT HELP MYSELF
pufflucene [12:16 AM]:
ICANT BREATHE
pufflucene [12:16 AM]:
ROFL
pufflucene [12:16 AM]:
ROFL
RedElement12 [12:16 AM]:
GODDAMNIT GEORGE
pufflucene [12:16 AM]:
ROFL
pufflucene [12:16 AM]:
ROFL
pufflucene [12:16 AM]:
ROFL

[SpunGirl]

LOL. If you're talking about Jihna here, somehow I don't see her being the typical housewifey.

-K

[4a6c1]

GODDAMNIT

I think i just threw up a little in my mouth.

[Snapp]

Be careful there.. she goes for the jugular.

[4a6c1]

Georgi is drunk. Dont mind him. Someone delete this thread, mkay?

[Jolena]

:lol2: I just got this picture in my head of Robin (or Robeeen as the case may be) in her ratty old robe, cigarette hanging out of her mouth, hair all in rollers and wearing some 2 dollar slippers with the edges tearing around the seams :rofl:


Dayum, I wish i was an artist I'd do an artpad like Aone did of Tayre just for you ROBEEEN.


~Bree, laughing her ass off at the mental images here.

Oh and PS. lol @ housewife

[Apotheosis]

:-X

[4a6c1]

^which obviously means hes not drunk enuff

Also

Dear Jolena

:fu:

Love Robeen

[OreoElf]

Damnit don't you know she wants me for HER housewife... she's going to cage me someday or die trying I swear!

[Jolena]

RedElement12 (12:34:57 AM): i will cut you bitch
BreeLv2 (12:35:01 AM): LMAO
BreeLv2 (12:35:09 AM): will you wear your pink nightie and matching robe when you do it?
BreeLv2 (12:35:13 AM): :flutter:
RedElement12 (12:35:13 AM): rofl
RedElement12 (12:35:20 AM): dofl
RedElement12 (12:35:21 AM): rez
RedElement12 (12:35:23 AM): dofl
RedElement12 (12:35:23 AM): rez
BreeLv2 (12:35:34 AM): snicker
RedElement12 (12:35:50 AM): omg. i will have lumps in funny places and saggy boobs that i can play hacky sack with
RedElement12 (12:35:52 AM): w00t
RedElement12 (12:35:55 AM): rofl
BreeLv2 (12:35:56 AM): LMAO


:fu: too lovely.

I'm going to start referring to you as Lumpy from now on. :nod:

[4a6c1]

Its better than CRUSTY.

lol

[Jolena]

That's a matter of opinion. I mean, crusty can be cleaned. What are you going to do with your hacky sack boobs hmm? Tuck em into your belt or something?

:rofl:

[4a6c1]

Spin around in circles while naked so that they slap you repeatedly in face. OMG. Booby Floggers! :lol2:

[Jolena]

BreeLv2 (12:39:42 AM): ps. I'm winning
RedElement12 (12:41:40 AM): but im funny
RedElement12 (12:41:42 AM): you suck
BreeLv2 (12:42:19 AM): yeah you only say that because you're contemplating how you COULD tuck your hacky sack boobs into your belt and get away with it because you know that those lumps would just mesh in with the other odd unseemly lumps on your body
RedElement12 (12:42:32 AM): ROFL
RedElement12 (12:42:37 AM): im laughing so hard. i need breth
RedElement12 (12:42:38 AM): stop it
BreeLv2 (12:42:39 AM): that or you enjoy the feeling of saggy nipples tickling your belly button
BreeLv2 (12:42:42 AM): either way you are sick
RedElement12 (12:42:47 AM): HAHAHA


Anyone else notice she didn't deny she likes the feeling?

:whistle:

[4a6c1]

Ahem.

RedElement12: hey. go get in the kitchen and make me some food woman
RedElement12: make some mexican

[Atlanteax]

You two must be way older than I thought to be willing to mention and discuss the use of sagging breasts. :saint:

[SpunGirl]

Careful, I think you're turning Atlanteax on.

-K

[4a6c1]

:spaz:

Jesus. Now i need a drink. To slow down the random fits of laughter.

[Apotheosis]

pufflucene (12:54:06 AM):
RedElement12 [12:52 AM]:
GS Skirmisher: I wish I were drunk tonight so i could forget having read that
GS Skirmisher (12:54:17 AM): I admit nothing.
pufflucene (12:54:31 AM): lol
pufflucene (12:54:40 AM): she can't ahndle the housewife jokes
GS Skirmisher (12:55:16 AM): I won't say anything bad about Robin.
GS Skirmisher (12:55:24 AM): She's scary and stuff

[Apotheosis]

GS Skirmisher (12:56:30 AM): Keep your windows locked
GS Skirmisher (12:56:50 AM): Just a tip.

[Edited on 7-18-2005 by Yswithe]

[Jolena]

RedElement12 (12:50:37 AM): hey. go get in the kitchen and make me some food woman
RedElement12 (12:50:39 AM): make some mexican
RedElement12 (12:50:46 AM): (i win)
BreeLv2 (12:50:47 AM): only you would come up with some way to torture, maim and otherwise place someone in pain with your boobies.
RedElement12 (12:50:54 AM): lol
BreeLv2 (12:51:09 AM): Oh no, see. Since you're the resident housewife, I think you should get in some practice. BTW, take that cig out of your mouth before you get started.
RedElement12 (12:51:23 AM): so not funny
RedElement12 (12:51:24 AM): lol
BreeLv2 (12:52:48 AM): and while you're in that kitchen tend to all the robeeeeen and georgi bab13s
RedElement12 (12:53:18 AM): shit
RedElement12 (12:53:21 AM): not funny
RedElement12 (12:53:32 AM): *sulks in corner, twitching and stuff*
BreeLv2 (12:53:44 AM): holy shit, do you realize that you'd probably get some psychotic osborne type child that runs around drinking pints and singing "Thaaaat's Amore" if you two mated?
RedElement12 (12:53:57 AM): ROFL
RedElement12 (12:53:59 AM): hahaha
BreeLv2 (12:55:12 AM): the kid would be probably not be able to sit still either, so he'd constantly be bouncing back and forth between building realistic looking flagons of beer with his legos and painting pictures of some other poor toddler he/she plays with being beaten with booby floggers
BreeLv2 (12:55:12 AM): lmao
RedElement12 (12:56:12 AM): ROFL
RedElement12 (12:56:22 AM): omg stoppit
RedElement12 (12:56:52 AM): oh shit
RedElement12 (12:56:56 AM): slow breaths robin
BreeLv2 (12:57:53 AM): teehee

[Apotheosis]

:-X

[SpunGirl]

Proof:

GrandeurQ [10:02 P.M.]: and yea, the mere mention of sagging boobs turn me on

-K

[4a6c1]

:whipit:

BIG TROUBLE. ALL OF YOU. THAT IS ALL.

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Proof:

GrandeurQ [10:02 P.M.]: and yea, the mere mention of sagging boobs turn me on

-K

Yea yea, you kindly omitted the sarcasm indicator afterwards.

[SpunGirl]

I plead innocence. :saint:

-K

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
I plead innocence. :saint:

-K

Which I know you lack! :smug:

[Apotheosis]

remember kids, the phrase of the week is "Robeeeeeen = Georgi's housewife"

her aim = Redelement12

[Apotheosis]

:-X

[SpunGirl]

You'd better watch out. She AIM-slapped me with some giant saggy boobs and stunned me into silence.

-K

[OreoElf]

pufflucene: now is the time to bomb robins AIM (redelement12) with

robeeeeen = georgi's housewife

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
You'd better watch out. She AIM-slapped me with some giant saggy boobs and stunned me into silence.

-K

Ditto,

But I the commented that I was also permanently blinded...

... due to the overwhelmingly traumatic experience of seeing her sagging breasts.

:weird:

[Jolena]

They are hacky sack boobies. Get it right! :rant:

[4a6c1]

And for clarification. Housewife, no. Saggy, no.

This body will be cyborg synthetic silicone goodness before it even gets close to being saggy, MMMKAY.

[Atlanteax]

"Robeeen" recently told me that she likes my ties.

Clearly, she's deranged! :tumble:

[ElanthianSiren]

Robeen, you shouldn't threaten them with things they'll enjoy.

-M

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by ElanthianSiren
Robeen, you shouldn't threaten them with things they'll enjoy.

-M

"Truer words have never been spoken" :devilsmile:

[4a6c1]

Atlanteaux: You sure are proud of your insanities.
Me: You sure are proud of your normalness.

:P

[Apotheosis]

robin torturing me as my housewife would not be enjoyable in any way.

[Asha]

WTF?!
Robeen thinks I'M TEH HOTTEST!!
WTF?!


::speechless pause::


WTF?!

[Apotheosis]

http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?ijtwfc5x4x0

[4a6c1]

h8

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by Yswithe
http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?ijtwfc5x4x0


Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
h8

:roll: Is she vacuuming in high heels too? :lol:

[Terminator X]

clearly, jihnasspirit also has an obsession with forging all things signature related :(

[Apotheosis]

those are supposed to be red leather highheel boots, altanteax

[Jolena]

:rofl: @ artpad pic of Robin vaccuming.

[Atlanteax]

I doubt I'll be able to draw it well enough to my satisfaction...

But I'd like to create the image of Robin posing in her leather (or on second thought, a french maid outfit), brushing her hand through her hair, saying "I am a domestic diva" while surrounded by a couple of vacuums, some cleaning solutions, a mop and dustbroom. There would also be a full-course meal prepared on the dining table as well. Last, but not least, she'll be holding a pair of slippers for when the hard-working male gets home. :saint:

[Anebriated]

But I'd like to create the image of Robin posing in her leather (or on second thought, a french maid outfit), brushing her hand through her hair, saying "I am a domestic diva" while surrounded by a couple of vacuums, some cleaning solutions, a mop and dustbroom. There would also be a full-course meal prepared on the dining table as well. Last, but not least, she'll be holding a pair of slippers for when the hard-working male gets home.

Does she have any single friends?

[Edited on 7-18-2005 by Elrodin]

[Jolena]

Yes but they are probably locked up in her basement so she doesn't feel left out when others take to domesticity. :lol:

[Fission]

But I'd like to create the image of Robin posing in her leather (or on second thought, a french maid outfit),

Those french maid outfits aren't very kind to someone who's gone all saggy. The requisite short skirt would show off all the hail damage, too, ugh.

:bleh:

[Apotheosis]

Wedding is set for next halloween.

[Edited on 10-10-0505 by Yswithe]

[Drew]

Is Yswithe goofy or creepy? Please discuss.

[Drew]

BTW, if I ever remade my "oddest PC obsession" I would definately put Yswithe ---> Jihna in the running.

[ElanthianSiren]

Attention all midwesterners. Nukes have been aimed from the Southern Gulph to the Midwest. Please take cover. THIS IS NOT A TEST!

[Apotheosis]

this is all a joke people.. if you take this seriously, you have issues.

I just enjoy the twisted humor of it all :D

[Edited on 10-10-0505 by Yswithe]

[crazymage]

Stalker.

[Skirmisher]

And Sergey knows stalking.

[Apotheosis]

If I was stalking robeeeen, then I wouldn't have all these pictures of her posted all over the walls of my office, and the shrines.. and candles....


:whocares:

[4a6c1]

ROFL

And this is Georgi on caffeine.

:heart:


Originally posted by ElanthianSiren
Attention all midwesterners. Nukes have been aimed from the Southern Gulph to the Midwest. Please take cover. THIS IS NOT A TEST!

^Ahh. How well she knows me. Thats sweet.

Georgi kidnap her for me, dye her hair blonde and then fedex me her head so I can masturbate to it.

[Volstock]

you tramp! that suppose to be my head!

[Jolena]

RedElement12 (10:22:09 PM): i just read that robeeen housewife thred and decided to tell you FUCK YOU all over again.
RedElement12 (10:22:10 PM): that is all.
RedElement12 (10:22:21 PM): <-- goes away to drink somemore
BreeLv2 (10:37:30 PM): LOL
BreeLv2 (10:37:35 PM): Yes well, I just reread it too
BreeLv2 (10:37:38 PM): sometimes I amaze myself
BreeLv2 (10:37:40 PM): :strut:
RedElement12 (10:37:48 PM): hahaha
RedElement12 (10:37:52 PM): dear bree
RedElement12 (10:37:58 PM): *flogs you with saggy boobs*
RedElement12 (10:38:03 PM): love robin
RedElement12 signed off at 10:39:45 PM.


:whistle:

[Atlanteax]

I think Robin is still in denial about her inevitable days as a domestic diva.

Nevermind that her biological clock is ticking! :saint:

[Sean of the Thread]

I think your dog is running from your bad tie.

[Apotheosis]

Originally posted by Xyelin
Mmmm Fingern....
RedElement12 (6:36:38 PM): Wie mache um ich Ihr Kehlenspiel mich ein Lied mit meinen Fingern?


According to my german to english translator:

"As over I make her throat play me a song with my fingers"

[Edited on 10-10-0505 by Yswithe]

[AnticorRifling]

Stalking is such an ugly term. Let's call it "Long range unannounced love" thanks.

[Drew]

Originally posted by Yswithe

Originally posted by Xyelin
Mmmm Fingern....
RedElement12 (6:36:38 PM): Wie mache um ich Ihr Kehlenspiel mich ein Lied mit meinen Fingern?


According to my german to english translator:

"As over I make her throat play me a song with my fingers"

[Edited on 10-10-0505 by Yswithe]

Actually I looked it up earlier too and got:

How over do I make her throat play me a song with my fingers?

[DeV]

Originally posted by crazymage
Stalker. I think it's healthy as long as nobody is maimed or killed, and there's always the distance. :yes:

[Apotheosis]

Originally posted by DeV

Originally posted by crazymage
Stalker. I think it's healthy as long as nobody is maimed or killed, and there's always the distance. :yes:

chances are I get maimed. robeeeen would probably say I'd like it, too.. :lol:

And I have no intentions of leaving this state for a long time, and there are more interesting places to go then Texas :D

[4a6c1]

And to clarify. Georgi dosnt really give a shit. Like every good man shouldnt. He has a life. He isnt a stalker. It is apparent he *does* enjoy tormenting me with my worst fears occaisionally. He is far away. I am amused. For now...*twitch*



.....Moving along. Nothing to see here. GET THE HELL OUT.

[DeV]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
GET THE HELL OUT. :master:

[ElanthianSiren]

Originally posted by DeV

Originally posted by crazymage
Stalker. I think it's healthy as long as nobody is maimed or killed, and there's always the distance. :yes:

...or quotes are not manipulated.

RedElement12 (9:18:49 AM): h8
RedElement12 (9:19:29 AM): *insert commence of the commencing of killing of pouring acid on all melissas everywhere....just to be sure*
RedElement12 (9:19:41 AM): yezzzzzxdfjka
RedElement12 (9:21:42 AM): omg no making of the sense in aims before 12pm
RedElement12 (9:21:45 AM): ....
Ldy Vampre (9:21:59 AM): bwahaha
Ldy Vampre (9:22:04 AM): oh please can it be hcl
Ldy Vampre (9:22:09 AM): please please please mommmy?
RedElement12 (9:22:37 AM): teehee
RedElement12 (9:23:32 AM): BWAHAHAHA
RedElement12 (9:24:51 AM): im so doctoring that for a sig
RedElement12 (9:24:58 AM): AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT BITCH
Ldy Vampre (9:27:19 AM): feh
Ldy Vampre (9:27:25 AM): fap u!!!!!!!!!!!
RedElement12 (9:27:37 AM): wimmins cant fap...just ask xyelin
RedElement12 (9:27:46 AM): unless you want rubber burn on teh hands
Ldy Vampre (9:27:50 AM): fap some sexy man cow off
RedElement12 (9:28:12 AM): LOL
RedElement12 (9:29:04 AM): look at my sig
RedElement12 (9:29:08 AM): *preens*
RedElement12 (9:29:18 AM): I'm the queen of evil. Kiss my hand.
RedElement12 (9:29:31 AM): *extends hand for slobbry loving of teh handish*


psh.... I could never cheat on Skirm. Everyone knows that.


-M

[4a6c1]

*STABBY STABBY STABBY KILLS THRED DED*

[Latrinsorm]

*bump*

:saint:

[4a6c1]

omg

[Asha]

Fap.. some.. sexy.. man.. cow.. off?

Holy..
..Fuck.

[ElanthianSiren]

Originally posted by Drayal
Fap.. some.. sexy.. man.. cow.. off?

Holy..
..Fuck.

awww Drayal... don't like the term mancow? Got milk?

-M

[4a6c1]

mmmm, man milk

[Asha]

I can't decide which of you is making me more firm.
:devilsmile:














:lol:

[ElanthianSiren]

It's Jihna. I know it. U like the sexy crazies!

-M

[Atlanteax]

You two ladies are silly! :rah:

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
mmmm, man milk

And now every man has his answer...

She swallows!!! :D

[4a6c1]

Pfft. Like you dont know.

Silencio! Or I'll put you back on your tieleash.

/flee

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
Pfft. Like you dont know.

Silencio! Or I'll put you back on your tieleash.

/flee

Oh please! Not my tie!! :rolleyes:

(I know you can do better than that!! :D )

[4a6c1]

BAH.

WINNER ---> :whipit: <--- GUESS WHO

[ElanthianSiren]

Tie leashes are hot. That is all.

-M

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
BAH.

WINNER ---> :whipit: <--- GUESS WHO

I KNEW you liked it rough!! ;)

[DeV]

Originally posted by ElanthianSiren
Tie leashes are hot.
-M Yes, but the tie MUST at least look cool.

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by DeV

Originally posted by ElanthianSiren
Tie leashes are hot.
-M Yes, but the tie MUST at least look cool.

My ties are not "l33t" ? :sniffle:

[4a6c1]

All ties look alike in the dark, baby!

:up:

[DeV]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
All ties look alike in the dark, baby!

:up: Don't encourage him. Sheesh.

[4a6c1]

bwahaha.

I did nothing.

:-X

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by DeV

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
All ties look alike in the dark, baby!

:up: Don't encourage him. Sheesh.

Just for you ladies... I should post a pic of my tie collection. :yes:

[Apotheosis]

:D

I win!!

This thread shall live forever. BWA HA HA HA HA HA house HA HA HA wife HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

[ElanthianSiren]

Well, Dev, he just needs a hot chick to take him tie shopping. Perhaps I'll ammend my statement since I have no idea how to tie shop. Men on the end of leashes are hot. That is all.

-M

[Bobmuhthol]

Every time someone says something like
pufflucene [12:15 AM]:
I AM SO FUCKING FUNNY I always end up laughing hard for like 5 minutes.

[Apotheosis]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Every time someone says something like
pufflucene [12:15 AM]:
I AM SO FUCKING FUNNY I always end up laughing hard for like 5 minutes.

The only person I ever need to amuse in this world is myself.

:D

[Apotheosis]

how did I get lost here?

[4a6c1]

You fucker....

[Apotheosis]

and it's still going to happen (see thread title for exactly what.)

[Jennaen]

Originally posted by Yswithe
how did I get lost here?

Hmm. I'd have to guess...











...because you're male. *nods*

[OreoElf]

Originally posted by Yswithe
and it's still going to happen (see thread title for exactly what.)

Robeeen is still mine and you're sol...
That is all.