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ieva
07-31-2005, 10:44 PM
This is a stupid conversation on AIM I thought I'd share.

shadowed loki (7:25:32 PM): you sleeping?
love ieva (7:25:57 PM): No.
love ieva (7:26:02 PM): Why would I be sleeping
shadowed loki (7:26:24 PM): becuase you don't respond
love ieva (7:26:37 PM): Gee. Must I respond to everything!
love ieva (7:26:44 PM): Even when response is not necessary?
shadowed loki (7:26:45 PM): yes
shadowed loki (7:26:46 PM): you must
shadowed loki (7:26:51 PM): yes
shadowed loki (7:26:57 PM): i command it
shadowed loki (7:27:00 PM): then it is law
love ieva (7:27:44 PM): ... I'm queen bitch 'round here. Your command means jack and shit.
shadowed loki (7:27:50 PM): awww...
shadowed loki (7:28:36 PM): i wana be queen bitch
love ieva (7:30:41 PM): Nope
shadowed loki (7:32:02 PM): why not?
shadowed loki (7:32:07 PM): can i be king bitch?
love ieva (7:32:42 PM): You can be King Ass Hole
shadowed loki (7:32:50 PM): ..ok
shadowed loki (7:33:27 PM): why?
love ieva (7:34:30 PM): Why?
shadowed loki (7:34:34 PM): yes
shadowed loki (7:34:35 PM): why
love ieva (7:34:38 PM): Because if I'm Queen Bitch..
love ieva (7:34:48 PM): And you can't be a bitch in the same terms that I can be.
shadowed loki (7:35:13 PM): i see
love ieva (7:35:38 PM): Female bitch = Ass hole
Male Bitch = Raging pussy
shadowed loki (7:36:05 PM): i see
love ieva (7:36:12 PM): you can be the queen's bitch though
shadowed loki (7:36:24 PM): But your my bitch?
love ieva (7:36:31 PM): No.
shadowed loki (7:36:36 PM): why not?
love ieva (7:36:37 PM): You'd be my bitch.
shadowed loki (7:36:47 PM): Why?
love ieva (7:36:49 PM): Because Ass Hole > Raging Pussy
shadowed loki (7:37:14 PM): Ill be King Ass Hole then
shadowed loki (7:37:18 PM): then you will be my bitch
shadowed loki (7:37:23 PM): becuase King > Queen
love ieva (7:37:31 PM): No.
love ieva (7:37:37 PM): Because Bitch = Ass hole.
shadowed loki (7:37:45 PM): Then we a equals?
love ieva (7:37:46 PM): So, Ass Hole = Ass Hole.
love ieva (7:37:47 PM): Yes.
shadowed loki (7:38:15 PM): Hmm
shadowed loki (7:38:53 PM): I see


Discuss.

Edaarin
07-31-2005, 10:52 PM
Can I buy some pot from you?

ieva
07-31-2005, 10:55 PM
It only got better when I started asking my friends if my Female Bitch = Ass Hole ect... statement was true... I had a friend actually try to apply logic formulas to it...

[Edited on 8-1-2005 by ieva]

Xcalibur
07-31-2005, 10:56 PM
Originally posted by Edaarin
Can I buy some pot from you?

Harold and Kumar go to whitecastle

Edaarin
07-31-2005, 10:58 PM
Originally posted by Xcalibur
Harold and Kumar go to whitecastle

Nice of you to remind me what my favorite movie is. I'll return the favor and link you to yours.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0426413/

Xcalibur
07-31-2005, 10:59 PM
Don't even know what that movie is...

Harold and Kumar is probably one of my favorite comedy movie ever.

I fear the sequel, though, don't wanna see a damn American pie clone.

Snapp
07-31-2005, 11:00 PM
:weirdthread:

SpunGirl
07-31-2005, 11:38 PM
All I have to say... is that I'm pretty sure "asshole" is one word, not two.

-K

Kainen
07-31-2005, 11:48 PM
Originally posted by Edaarin

Originally posted by Xcalibur
Harold and Kumar go to whitecastle

Nice of you to remind me what my favorite movie is. I'll return the favor and link you to yours.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0426413/

:lol: !!!

Jenisi
07-31-2005, 11:52 PM
Wow, thanks for wasting about 50 seconds of my life.

Sean
08-01-2005, 12:17 AM
What is there to discuss? Whether or not bitch and asshole have the same meaning for different genders?

Xcalibur
08-01-2005, 12:42 AM
Originally posted by Jenisi
Wow, thanks for wasting about 50 seconds of my life.

Nothing new here.

Tisket
08-01-2005, 01:31 AM
Well, this thread is aptly titled. Don't feel badly though. From what I read you can safely claim that you and your friend both have equal measures of functional brain cells.

OreoElf
08-01-2005, 04:13 AM
Originally posted by Tisket
Well, this thread is aptly titled. Don't feel badly though. From what I read you can safely claim that you and your friend both have equal measures of functional brain cells.

Is it possible to have negative brain cells :?:

Oh... and I'm Queen Bitch of the Known Universe... get a new title ;)