"Just get the sword bitch."

[Skirmisher]

Fla. Man Stabbed During Fight With Wife <-----Yes, I'm a link (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050727/ap_on_fe_st/sword_stabbing;_ylt=AtJRJYycyo.SjoF0aranq8jtiBIF;_ ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl)


Wed Jul 27, 6:32 PM ET



When taunting over the death of a dog escalated into an argument, a woman said her husband dared her to take a decorative sword above the fireplace to settle things, a police report said.

That resulted in John A. Kurceba, 53, being stabbed Monday though his right bicep and into his right side. His injuries were not life-threatening, authorities said.

Priscilla L. Kurceba, 52, was charged with aggravated domestic battery and booked into the Duval County Jail. She was freed on bond, but no information was available bond amount. Records do not show if she has legal representation.

According to a police report, Priscilla Kurceba told officers her husband taunted her when he came home about 7:30 p.m. and learned the family dog had been euthanized earlier in the day.

As the argument escalated, John Kurceba told her to "just get the sword bitch," she told police. She lunged at her husband and stuck him.

The couple is getting a divorce, authorities said.

There was no answer at their Jacksonville telephone number.

[The Korean]

Lesson learned: Crazy bitches are easily susceptible(sp?) to suggestions.

The Korean, all women are crazy bitches, at one point or antoher so....

[Kainen]

:lol: who got the sword.. bitch?

[Skirmisher]

Yeah, she did as her man asked and he got all riled up.

:shrug:

Hope she enjoyes a few years behind bars too.

[Skirmisher]

Aw, don't worry Dave.

I don't own a sword. :(

I'd doubt we would ever be in the situation to be married. You hate me afterall

[Himmy]

Haha. Dude got served!

[Jolena]

She won't serve time in prison. Most likely she will get a probationary sentance with some classes in anger management and a fine. Also, hell yeah, that was funny as shit. "Get the sword bitch!" "bitch?! Oh okay then. Here ya go." <insert man getting his ass handed to him here by crazy female>

[Ilvane]

:lol:

I like then end of the story..The couple is getting a divorce..:lol: Duh!

Moral of the story: Don't taunt your wife with a large sword in your home--especially if she will use it.

-A

[Brattt8525]

Man, see you do what your man tells you to do and he gets all upset and calls the police! :lol:

[Souzy]

That's a funny story. Good for her and he's the one stupid enough to taunt her and told her to get the damn sword. He's a moron for telling a pissed off lady to, "Get the sword bitch". What did he expect, for her to polish the sword and put it back?

[Edaarin]

Argh, I agree with Dave...

...crazy ass bitches.

[Souzy]

We all have our reasons. You guys are just one of them.

[Leetahkin]

Mwahaha! I have a sword. Someone call me a crazy ass bitch so I can use it on them.

:saint:

[Warriorbird]

It should've been a Hattori Hanzo sword.

[Gan]

Bob should pay close attention to that with all those swords lying around his room.

[DeV]

Originally posted by Dave
The Korean, all women are crazy bitches, at one point or antoher so.... And men aren't? Like this crazy bitch here, who told his wife to get the sword, she stabbed his ass, did as he ordered knowing full well that she was in fact a crazy bitch just like him. What sane man would make a demand like that. Hmm, bitch got served. You know which one too.

[xtc]

The man was an idiot to taunt the woman after the family dog had been put down. He was a further idiot for daring her to stab him.

The women commited a violent crime and should receive the same punishment that a man would in the circumstance i.e. jail time

[Artha]

And men aren't? Like this crazy bitch here, who told his wife to get the sword, she stabbed his ass, did as he ordered knowing full well that she was in fact a crazy bitch just like him. What sane man would make a demand like that. Hmm, bitch got served. You know which one too.

If I say, "So sue me!" I'm not exactly inviting litigation.

[DeV]

Originally posted by Artha

And men aren't? Like this crazy bitch here, who told his wife to get the sword, she stabbed his ass, did as he ordered knowing full well that she was in fact a crazy bitch just like him. What sane man would make a demand like that. Hmm, bitch got served. You know which one too.

If I say, "So sue me!" I'm not exactly inviting litigation. If I say, "I'm a woman!" And I really am, according to Dave I have the capacity to be a crazy bitch at one point or another. Though I disagree completely.

It's simple really, but you've successfully pointed out the obvious to me.

[Celexei]

I'm on a three way call right now with my attorney and lawyer. You said it...we're gonna do it for ya! :stupid:

[Artha]

I'm on a three way call right now with my attorney and lawyer. You said it...we're gonna do it for ya!
Ugh, who let you out of the kitchen?

[Skirmisher]

GS Lawyer in the house!

[Celexei]

Originally posted by Artha

I'm on a three way call right now with my attorney and lawyer. You said it...we're gonna do it for ya!
Ugh, who let you out of the kitchen?

*giggles* :P:spaz:

[OreoElf]

Originally posted by Jolena
She won't serve time in prison. Most likely she will get a probationary sentance with some classes in anger management and a fine. Also, hell yeah, that was funny as shit. "Get the sword bitch!" "bitch?! Oh okay then. Here ya go." <insert man getting his ass handed to him here by crazy female>

:yeahthat:


Originally posted by Ganalon
Bob should pay close attention to that with all those swords lying around his room.

:lol2: Not sure if I see MK owning Bob with a sword... but an amazing image Ganalon :heart:

Also when Bob told me to get him a sammich bitch once... does that mean I shoulda gotten a sammich and stabbed him with it? :P

[Edited on 7-29-2005 by OreoElf]