Divinity
07-06-2005, 03:36 PM
Everyone was arguing on the dais, and a passing soldier told us to quit it or else. So Atreau and Cruush are the first to go, and then five minutes later a passing herald comes in. It is a long log, but it's freaking hilarious. Kuudos to the GM that pulled this off.
A passing herald yells, "Come watch Uved being tarred and feathered. Hurry."
Reng chuckles.
You quietly say, "Oh goodness."
You come out of hiding.
You stand back up.
Reng laughs!
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[Ta'Illistim, Shimmarglin Court]
The northern corner of the court is relatively quiet, the low hum of conversation punctuated only by the occasional bursts of laughter emanating from the nearby dais. A row of monir trees delineates the curvature of the cobblestoned lane, their leafy boughs creating a shady resting spot. You also see a floating dais and a wooden barrel.
Obvious paths: southeast, southwest
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[Ta'Illistim, Shimmarglin Court]
Townsfolk meander into and out of the city's weaponry shop, carrying fat purses on the way in and large packages on the way out. Three of the city guardsmen stand near the establishment's door, keeping a watchful eye on the comings and goings.
Obvious paths: southeast, northwest
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[Ta'Illistim, Shimmarglin Court]
The imposing facade of the Shimmarglin Inn dominates this corner of the court. Flanking the inn's doorposts and hanging above each glaesine-paned window, grinning gargoyles stand in stony defense of the lair within. A steady stream of patrons flows through the inn's wide front doors. You also see a floating dais and an ironwork signpost.
Obvious paths: northeast, southwest, northwest
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[Ta'Illistim, Shimmarglin Court]
A low grey stone wall provides a backdrop for several flowering trees, each sending a small shower of petals tumbling towards the ground with each stir of the day's breeze. The court is bustling with activity as shoppers visit merchants and groups of travellers chat amongst themselves. Much of the pedestrian traffic flows to the northeast towards the imposing Shimmarglin Inn. You also see an ironwork signpost.
Obvious paths: northeast, southeast, southwest
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[Ta'Illistim, Shimmarglin Court]
The Shimmarglin Court, surrounded by shops, provides a home for the city's famed floating garden. Throngs of townspeople and travellers move through the court, shopping at the various merchants and socializing in small groups. You also see the fiery red Bypin disk, the Cosgrave disk, the Atreau disk, the Riciddius disk, an ironwork signpost and a floating dais.
Also here: Lord Bypin, Cosgrave, Cles, Great Lord Cruush, High Lord Atreau, Riciddius, Uved who is trussed to some gallows
Obvious paths: northeast, southwest, northwest
Atreau yells, "Come one come all while Uved gets humiliated!"
Uved laughs!
Cruush throws back his head and roars with laughter!
You furrow your brow, probably adding a wrinkle or two in the process.
Cles says, "I'm not sure you should die for it, though."
Uved merrily exclaims, "So!!"
Atreau cackles!
Uved merrily exclaims, "I am still gonna hit you all!"
Cruush points at Uved.
Uved sticks out his tongue and lets loose with a loud, "Thbtbtbtbt" from his lips!
Atreau laughs at Uved!
You hear someone intoning a phrase of elemental power...
Eliaku suddenly fades into view.
Eliaku gestures at you.
Eliaku unleashes a bolt of churning air at you!
AS: +383 vs DS: +199 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +81 = +302
... and hits for 102 points of damage!
You drop to the ground like a sack of potatoes.
You are knocked to the ground!
You are stunned for 15 rounds!
Cruush throws his head back and howls!
Eliaku just went over to a floating dais.
Cruush exclaims, "Ack!"
Atreau exclaims, "Wham!"
Lord Idris just strode in.
Cles blinks.
Suddenly, a pair of lawmen come striding in with Eliaku in tow.
A waiting city official nods as a duo of burly assistants comes in. One assistant is dragging in a set of solid wooden stocks, while the other brings in a basket of rotting fruit. The assistants take some time to make sure everything is in order before trotting off.
Suddenly, the lawmen holding Eliaku throw him roughly towards the stocks. They quickly put his hands and head into the stocks and secure the top half of the stocks, locking Eliaku into place!
The city official walks to the stocks and checks Eliaku's bonds. Satisfied that they are tight, he stares at Eliaku before saying, "There you will stay until your time is done. Be lively now...I'll be asking you some simple questions every once in a while to make sure that you're alert and aware. Can't have people throwing rotten fruit at someone asleep. That just doesn't have the same fun in it. If you do fall asleep on me and not answer my questions, I'll add more time, so you better stay sharp! Wouldn't want to die of old age in that thing, eh?" The official then quietly snickers to himself.
Cruush says, "Oh no."
A city official sarcastically says, "What a way to top off my day. I just love watching miscreants in stocks."
Cruush throws back his head and roars with laughter!
Cles says, "Good."
A soft looking town official wanders in to observe the goings-on. He nods approvingly as a housewife flings a large glob of tar at Uved's abdomen before moving on.
Cles lets out a cheer!
Uved laughs!
Cruush removes an oaken wand from in his relic sack.
Cruush waves an oaken wand at you.
You are no longer stunned.
Atreau exclaims, "That was a good hit!"
Cles removes an oaken wand from in his damask greatcloak.
You stand back up.
You are now in a defensive stance.
Your veins throb and your blood sings.
You slowly and deliberately empty your filled lungs.
Cles put an oaken wand in his damask greatcloak.
Cruush rolls his eyes.
Idris says, "Oh dear."
A city official glances at a nearby pretty lass with a toothy grin.
Cles asks, "Are you ok?"
Cruush put an oaken wand in his relic sack.
Cles glances at you.
Atreau exclaims, "Throw him in the gallows!"
Cruush recites:
"Hang im!"
get ac leaf
You remove some acantha leaf from in your spidersilk cloak.
Eliaku struggles for a bit in the stocks.
Atreau lets out a cheer!
You fasten the ghostly pooka chain links that run down the front of your spidersilk cloak, closing it snugly about you.
Uved struggles for a bit in the gallows.
Cruush recites:
"Haaaang im!"
An elderly gentleman in a plain but well-tailored suit makes his way to the front of the platform. He looks solemnly into Uved's eyes as he pours a small bucket of tar onto his head. Uved screams in pain and the gentleman gives a satisfied nod before taking his leave from the spectacle.
Cles picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Eliaku! It explodes as it hits Eliaku in the face!
Idris lets out a cheer!
Uved merrily exclaims, "Corrupted guards!"
You quietly say, "Besides the gaping hole in my chest, yes."
You quietly say, "Thank you."
* Quam just bit the dust!
You nod to Cles.
Atreau cringes.
Cles nods to you.
You take a bite of your acantha leaf.
You feel a little better.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
That was the last of it.
Uved merrily exclaims, "Hey someone pass me a potato!"
Atreau says, "That tar has to hurt."
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[Ta'Illistim, Shimmarglin Court]
The Shimmarglin Court, surrounded by shops, provides a home for the city's famed floating garden. Throngs of townspeople and travellers move through the court, shopping at the various merchants and socializing in small groups. You also see the translucent Eliaku disk, a basket of rotting fruit, a city official, the Idris disk, the fiery red Bypin disk, the Cosgrave disk, the Atreau disk, the Riciddius disk, an ironwork signpost and a floating dais.
Also here: Eliaku who is set in stocks, Lord Idris, Lord Bypin, Cosgrave, Cles, Great Lord Cruush, High Lord Atreau, Riciddius, Uved who is trussed to some gallows
Obvious paths: northeast, southwest, northwest
Cruush nods to Atreau.
Uved merrily exclaims, "So i can throw it at eliaku!"
Atreau says, "A burn that sticks with ya."
Uved snickers.
The townsfolk give a roar of approval as one of them pours a bit of tar from a small bucket onto Uved. He screams in pain as his chest burns!
Cruush begins chuckling at Uved!
Bypin winces.
Atreau glances at Uved and cringes.
Cruush says, "Potato'd stick to ye."
Uved merrily asks, "So!?"
Cruush says, "All that tar."
You frown at Uved.
A passing peasant quips, "Should give him a tar high colonic too"
Atreau exclaims, "Hit em with the switch!"
Cruush says, "Be flickin it off all day."
Uved merrily exclaims, "I will throw my hand with that potato too!"
Cles says, "Please, Uved, keep the screaming down a bit. Sensitive ears, you know."
The townsfolk give a roar of approval as one of them pours a bit of tar from a small bucket onto Uved. He screams in pain as his right arm burns!
Cruush laughs!
Atreau exclaims, "With limbs and leafs on it still!"
Uved merrily exclaims, "Yeah you peasant be quiet!"
Uved merrily exclaims, "Don't make me pillow you to death!"
Cruush snorts.
Atreau turns to Eliaku and cheers!
Cles says, "Wow. You are going to be an empath field day if you live."
Atreau says, "Good shot."
Atreau nods to Eliaku.
A young girl weeps quietly in sympathy for Uved as the townsfolks gleefully torture him. You notice, however, that she looks on in fascination as a glob of tar is thrown upon Uved's abdomen, causing him to scream in great pain.
Eliaku answers his question and the city official nods in approval.
Uved merrily exclaims, "If i can free my hand now, i am sure i will bash you to death with my mighty pillow!"
Speaking to Eliaku, Cruush says, "Could at least have taken it outside the gates, Eliaku. Very disappointed."
Cruush sighs.
Cruush shakes his head.
Cruush starts chortling.
Eliaku says, "Was worth it."
Uved chuckles.
Atreau says, "Good entertainment."
A passing lass says, "Be good to your pillow Uved, only thing that will ever sleep with you."
Cruush nods.
Eliaku says, "That was just a taste."
Cruush says, "Aye."
A filthy child picks up a sharp stick from the ground, dips it into the tar and prods Uved's back. Uved winces and gasps in pain as the child stabs him a few times before throwing the stick down and running back to his mother.
Atreau says, "Just adds to the fun."
Atreau claps his hands.
Cruush laughs!
Uved sticks out his tongue and lets loose with a loud, "Thbtbtbtbt" from his lips!
A city official mutters something underneath his breath.
Cruush exclaims, "Ach!"
You raise an eyebrow in Eliaku's direction.
Bypin's jaw drops.
Riciddius glances around, looking a bit less confident.
Cruush exclaims, "Insult to injury!"
Eliaku says, "The pople needed to see it."
Cruush exclaims, "Excellent!"
Speaking quietly to Eliaku, you say, "I think not. You're done trying to kill me."
Atreau cackles!
Uved merrily exclaims, "I got my blanky too!"
Uved merrily exclaims, "Soo huuush!"
A snaggle-toothed old man grins evilly as he approaches Uved with a steaming bucket of tar. He cackles madly as he flings it on Uved, and the tar runs down his back, causing Uved to cry out in agony.
Cruush winces.
Cruush recites:
"Tar! Tar! Tar!"
Atreau exclaims, "Watch out he'll hit you with his pillow, and snap you with his blankie!"
Uved merrily exclaims, "Ok this evil man is soo gonna be smacckked!"
Atreau starts chortling.
Cruush slowly and deliberately pounds one of his fists into the other.
The townsfolk give a roar of approval as one of them pours a bit of tar from a small bucket onto Uved. He screams in pain as his neck burns!
Uved merrily exclaims, "Stained with your blood!"
Uved sticks out his tongue and lets loose with a loud, "Thbtbtbtbt" from his lips!
Atreau falls to the ground laughing hysterically!
Atreau rolls around on the ground laughing hysterically!
A city official yawns loudly.
Cruush exclaims, "My, these elven lasses are brutal!"
Cruush laughs!
Atreau says, "I dont wanna know whats stains are on it."
Uved merrily exclaims, "Ok lass come closer!"
Atreau ducks behind his rolaren tower shield.
Atreau stands up.
A city official shifts idly.
Uved merrily says, "A mixture."
Uved grins at Atreau.
You look at Uved and shake your head.
A trio of rough-looking young men approach Uved with a large bucket of steaming hot tar. The crowd goes wild as they pour the tar over his back, causing him to writhe and scream.y.
Atreau says, "Thats gross."
Atreau gags.
You furrow up your face and wince.
Atreau makes a choking sound.
Cruush agrees with Atreau.
Uved snickers.
Uved merrily says, "You asked."
Uved sticks out his tongue and lets loose with a loud, "Thbtbtbtbt" from his lips!
(Atreau goes to the bushes and yacks)
A city official glances about with a bored expression on his face.
Cles asks, "Are you bleeding bad, or are those just wounds?"
Cosgrave says, "Hmmm deep fried elf."
Cruush snorts.
Uved merrily exclaims, "No clue!"
A passing lass says, "Hardly, even without the tar, between you and me, you stink. Take a bath."
A well-dressed cleric leaps onto the platform and exhorts the crowd to cease their torture of Uved. They pause for a moment as if considering the cleric's advice, and then enthusiastically resume their flinging of hot tar. A large glob hits Uved's back and splatters onto the well-meaning cleric, who squeaks in terror and leaps down, disappearing quickly into the crowd.
Speaking to Atreau, Cruush says, "Watch it. Barfin in the street might be a crime."
Atreau exclaims, "The tar adds flavor to the stench!"
Uved merrily exclaims, "You lass is soo gonna get smacccked!"
A city official agrees with the lass.
Cles says, "That wasn't a joke, was it Cruush? You know how they feel about that around here. Just ask Atreau."
Uved merrily says, "Bah."
A town official suddenly jumps in front of the crowd. "That's enough now," he says. "If Uved hasn't learned his lesson now, he never will. Bring out the feathers!". A number of townsfolk bring in some large sacks of goose feathers, and dump them all over Uved!
The town official looks at Uved and says, "You aren't welcome in this town any more, troublemaker. We'll make sure you get out of town, and don't come back anytime soon, unless you want more trouble!"
With that, the official raises a nasty looking club and brings it down hard atop Uved's head, knocking him unconscious! They then untie the limp Uved and drag him off.
Cruush grins at Cles.
Cles gasps.
Cruush laughs!
Cles asks, "Banished?"
Cruush exclaims, "Feathers!"
Cruush roars!
Atreau says, "Heh."
You quietly ask, "Why was he banished?"
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[Ta'Illistim, Shimmarglin Court]
The Shimmarglin Court, surrounded by shops, provides a home for the city's famed floating garden. Throngs of townspeople and travellers move through the court, shopping at the various merchants and socializing in small groups. You also see the translucent Eliaku disk, a basket of rotting fruit, a city official, the Idris disk, the fiery red Bypin disk, the Cosgrave disk, the Atreau disk, the Riciddius disk, an ironwork signpost and a floating dais.
Also here: Eliaku who is set in stocks, Lord Idris, Lord Bypin, Cosgrave, Cles, Great Lord Cruush, High Lord Atreau, Riciddius
Obvious paths: northeast, southwest, northwest
Cruush says, "That was waaay better than a hangin."
Cruush nods to Atreau.
Idris chuckles.
Cruush says, "That's right."
Atreau falls to the ground laughing hysterically!
Cles says, "Hitting people with the pillow where they couldn't fight back on the dais."
Cles says, "I guess."
Atreau says, "Uved got banished."
Atreau rolls around on the ground laughing hysterically!
Cruush grins at Cles.
Cruush laughs!
Cles says, "I wonder if there's more to it, though."
Cruush says, "Banished."
A city offical quips, "Not quite an offical banishment. We just ran his backside out of town on a rail."
Cruush says, "That's too funny."
Cles says, "Ah."
Cles nods.
Atreau says, "Thats what happens when you threaten a guard."
Cles says, "That makes more sense."
You chuckle at a city official!
Cruush nods to the city official.
Cruush says, "Good, good."
Cruush grins at a city official.
An old memory bubbles up from your past, and causes you to reflect a moment. With a flash of insight, you realize you understand yourself a bit better than you did a moment ago. The sudden feeling of self-knowledge is a pleasant one.
Cles says, "I'd have felt bad if it was for real."
Atreau starts chortling.
Speaking to a city official, Cruush says, "So good to see y'all do yer jobs so well."
Speaking to a city official, Cruush says, "I feel much safer."
Cruush bows to a city official.
Cles begins chuckling at Cruush!
A young elven lad saunters in, whistling merrily.
You quietly say, "It still smells like tar and burnt flesh."
You shudder.
Atreau says, "They went caveman on his arse."
Cruush grins at Atreau.
A city official bows.
Atreau laughs!
Cles picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Eliaku! It explodes as it hits Eliaku in the face!
Uved just arrived.
Bypin makes a sour face.
Uved removes a fluffy white pillow from in his split-tailed cape.
Lord Bypin just went over to a floating dais.
Atreau rubs Uved gently.
Uved tightens his grip on the pillow and whips around in a fury of strikes! Eliaku is caught by surprise!
Cruush says, "Hey, even guards need to let off some steam now and again."
Uved merrily exclaims, "Take that!"
Uved waves his pillow through the air.
Eliaku struggles for a bit in the stocks.
Cruush asks, "Long as only Uved gets hurt, what's the damage done?"
Cruush starts chortling.
Uved tightens his grip on the pillow and swings wildly at Cruush! A light tap on the shoulder is all he accomplishes.
Atreau nods to Cruush.
Cruush blinks.
A city official says, "I'll stuff that pillow up your...if you try that."
Cruush raises an eyebrow in Uved's direction.
Cles nods.
Atreau ducks his head.
Great Lord Aharil just arrived.
Great Lord Aharil just went over to a floating dais.
Uved merrily asks, "So who laughed?"
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[Ta'Illistim, Shimmarglin Court]
The Shimmarglin Court, surrounded by shops, provides a home for the city's famed floating garden. Throngs of townspeople and travellers move through the court, shopping at the various merchants and socializing in small groups. You also see a young elven lad, the translucent Eliaku disk, a basket of rotting fruit, a city official, the Idris disk, the Cosgrave disk, the Atreau disk, the Riciddius disk, an ironwork signpost and a floating dais.
Also here: Uved, Eliaku who is set in stocks, Lord Idris, Cosgrave, Cles, Great Lord Cruush, High Lord Atreau, Riciddius
Obvious paths: northeast, southwest, northwest
Cruush says, "I did."
Uved waves his pillow through the air.
Atreau raises his hand.
Eliaku struggles for a bit in the stocks.
Cruush says, "A lot."
Atreau ducks his head.
Uved tightens his grip on the pillow and swings wildly at Atreau! A light tap on the shoulder is all he accomplishes.
You chuckle at Cruush.
Cles says, "Hey, official, please watch the references."
Atreau exclaims, "Missed!"
Atreau ducks his head.
Cruush grins at you.
Atreau sways back and forth.
Cruush says, "Well I did."
Eliaku struggles for a bit in the stocks.
A city official says, "Your covered in feathers by the way."
Uved tightens his grip on the pillow and spins around with a fierce growl, smacking Cles right in the head!
Cruush says, "It was excellent fun."
Atreau exclaims, "Moving target!"
Uved merrily exclaims, "So?!"
Uved merrily says, "I got more in my pillow."
Uved nods.
Uved hisses.
Cruush says, "Look like a giant chicken, Uved."
Speaking quietly to Uved, you say, "You look like some huge bird."
Uved tightens his grip on the pillow and whips around in a fury of strikes! You are caught by surprise!
You are stunned!
Cruush laughs!
Uved sticks out his tongue and lets loose with a loud, "Thbtbtbtbt" from his lips!
A city official says, "Pretty funny. You look like a chicken."
Cruush agrees with you.
A young elven lad saunters northwest, whistling merrily.
You mutter something inaudible.
Cles just went northwest.
Atreau laughs!
Uved tightens his grip on the pillow and spins around with a fierce growl, smacking Eliaku right in the head!
Eliaku struggles for a bit in the stocks.
Cruush says, "Or maybe a gull."
You quietly say, "That hurt."
Idris picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Eliaku! It explodes as it hits Eliaku in the face!
You smirk at Uved.
Uved tightens his grip on the pillow and whips around in a fury of strikes! Idris is caught by surprise!
A city official says, "I know!"
A city official says, "He looks like a duck."
Uved tightens his grip on the pillow and spins around with a fierce growl, smacking Mordja right in the head!
Cruush laughs!
Cruush says, "A duck. Excellent."
Uved merrily says, "That's it."
You smile quietly to yourself.
Uved merrily says, "You chicken official."
Uved merrily says, "Come here."
A passing guard posts a sign, "Duck hunting season opens today."
Uved merrily says, "Let me teach you a lesson."
Uved waves his pillow through the air.
Siwas just went over to a floating dais.
Idris gives Uved a warning slap against the shoulder.
Speaking to Eliaku, Cruush asks, "How's the neck, Eliaku? Chaffing a bit?"
Uved roars at Idris!
(Aurawyn tries hard not to laugh, but ends up giggling despite herself.)
Idris chuckles.
Uved waves his pillow through the air.
Speaking quietly to Uved, you say, "I would run."
You nod to Uved.
Eliaku says, "Why don't you kiss it for me and make it better."
Several hunters wander past and look at the sign, and then at Uved.
Speaking to Uved, Idris asks, "What ye do te get de featherin?"
Uved slings an ancient elven war bow over his shoulder.
Uved merrily says, "Someone pass me a mirror."
Uved merrily says, "Enchanted one."
Atreau asks, "Its always good to get maimed once and a while, right Eliaku?"
Uved merrily exclaims, "I wanna remember what i look like as a duck!"
Atreau says, "I say its good for public popularity."
Uved merrily exclaims, "I am a wounded duck!"
Uved merrily exclaims, "Help!"
Uved tightens his grip on the pillow and spins around with a fierce growl, smacking Eliaku right in the head!
Idris pokes Uved in the ribs.
Uved merrily says, "Yeah you criminal."
Atreau says, "Ahh well, be safe all off to do some critter torturing."
Idris chuckles.
Uved tightens his grip on the pillow and swings wildly at Idris! A light tap on the shoulder is all he accomplishes.
Uved tightens his grip on the pillow and spins around with a fierce growl, smacking Atreau right in the head!
Atreau says, "Keep up the good work guard."
Uved merrily says, "Yeah take that too."
Idris laughs!
Atreau bows respectfully, his eyes fixed firmly on the ground.
Cruush nods.
Uved merrily asks, "Now where is the guard captain?"
Uved merrily says, "Gonna smaaack him."
Speaking quietly to Uved, you ask, "You think that is a good idea?"
Idris laughs at Uved!
Uved merrily exclaims, "All my ideas are good!"
Mordja leans against an ironwork signpost.
Uved tightens his grip on the pillow and attempts to smack Cruush! He is ready for the attack and blocks it easily.
Uved snaps his fingers.
l uve
You see Uved Kortath.
He appears to be a Vaalor Elf.
He appears to be in the spring of life and average height. He has bright silver eyes and ivory skin. He has waist length, loose silver blonde hair shaved at the temples. He has an angular face, a pointed nose and angular pointed ears. He is covered nearly head to toe with a layer of sticky tar and goose feathers. rofl, I'm still laughing
He has a crimson vaalorn spike in his right eyebrow, and a small black skull tattoo on his neck.
He has snapped bones and serious bleeding from the neck, a fractured and bleeding right arm, a fractured and bleeding left arm, a fractured and bleeding right leg, a fractured and bleeding left leg, deep lacerations across his chest, deep gashes and serious bleeding from his abdominal area, deep gashes and serious bleeding from his back, and severe head trauma and bleeding from the ears.
He is holding a fluffy white pillow in his right hand.
He is wearing a feystone-set blackened steel breastplate, a smoochy faced mask, a scarab-etched gold lockpick thigh-case, a white skull-etched flask, a plain serpent skin pouch, a gold-lined midnight black split-tailed leather cape with the collar turned up covering the neck clasped at the front with a krodera skull and crossbones, a small leaf-shaped satchel, a crossed back quiver and bow sheath, a gold ring, a rune-etched copper brooch, a sigiled vultite scroll case, a veniom braided dagger belt, a vaalin chain, a ruby amulet, an etched gold stickpin, and an ancient elven war bow.
Cruush grumbles.
The city official says, "Very good, Eliaku. All questions answered. Keep alert now!"
Uved tightens his grip on the pillow and spins around with a fierce growl, smacking Eliaku right in the head!
Speaking quietly to Uved, you ask, "That is why you were tarred and feathered, yes?"
You sarcastically say, "Wonderful ideas, Uved."
You smirk at Uved.
A couple of minutes later on the dais:
A ranger down the block sees Uved and looks at his permit. He quickly grabs a loaded heavy crossbow and fires. The bolt transfixes his throat and emerges the other side. He wanders over and skins Uved for a piece of duck skin. "I wonder if this is actually worth anything. Pretty scrawny duck."
* Uved drops dead at your feet!
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Uved.
Uved becomes solid again.
Uved seems a bit less imposing.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Uved suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The bright luminescence fades from around Uved.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Uved.
* Uved just bit the dust!
Diynasta giggles.
Diynasta says, "Ouch."
The ghostly laughter of Uved echoes through the room, sending a shiver down your spine.
The ghostly voice of Uved merrily says, "Bah."
You hear someone laugh.
Allesia laughs softly, trying to hide her amusement.
Diynasta says, "Not yer day eh Uved."
The ghostly voice of Uved merrily says, "Freaking ranger."
The voice of Cruush says, "Oh. My. Gods."
Cles says, "Wow."
You hear a roar of laughter.
The ghostly voice of Uved merrily says, "That's it."
Cles says, "The natives are getting restless."
Idris asks, "What was dat all about?"
The voice of Cruush says, "That was too funny."
Diynasta gently rolls the lifeless body of Uved over.
You hear a loud, honking guffaw nearby.
The ghostly voice of Uved merrily exclaims, "I got tarred, feathered...and SHOT!"
Diynasta chuckles.
The voice of Cruush says, "Hey. It's duck season."
Idris says, "Ye need te leave i suppose."
You chuckle.
Speaking in broken common, Allesia says, "Well it could be worse."
Cles says, "Don't forget skinned, Uved."
Mordja stares at Uved's lifeless body, apparently lost in thought.
Cles nods to Uved.
Speaking in broken common, Allesia says, "I mean, surely, something would be worse."
Diynasta says, "Cant think of whats worse."
Diynasta says, "Quack."
Sylverose gazes in wonder at her surroundings.
Diynasta begins chuckling at Uved!
Sylverose giggles.
Speaking in broken common, Allesia says, "Well, I can't either, really.."
Allesia begins chuckling at Diynasta!
The spirit of Uved begins to wail eerily.
Reng asks, "Damn uved, what gotcha?"
The ghostly voice of Uved merrily says, "A ranger."
The ghostly voice of Uved merrily says, "He thoughts i look liked a duck."
The voice of Cruush asks, "Ever hear of the duck that croaked instead of quacked?"
Allesia laughs!
Reng asks, "Mistake ya fer a cockatrice?"
Cles nods.
You stand back up.
[Ta'Illistim, Hanging Gardens]
Although the floating platform is suspended well above the ground below, it overflows with abundant plant life. The edges of the dais are brimming with delicate white queen's lace, dark lavender, fragrant rosemary and a variety of other colorful flora. Thick grass underfoot provides an enticingly peaceful resting spot. A thin silk canopy is suspended above, providing ample shade from the day's brightness. You also see a swirling mist, a horned frog that is sitting, a dusky baza that is flying around, the Idris disk, a grey wolf that is sitting, the Mordja disk, the Gushi disk, the Diynasta disk, a crystal amulet, a peak tiger that is sleeping, a grey wolf that is sitting, a blue fox that is sitting, a richly finished wooden bench with some stuff on it, a large faenor-chased barrel and a glaesine arch.
Also here: Whispersdeath, Gadesra, Bllkhawk, Cles, Lord Idris, the body of Uved who is lying down, Mordja who is sitting, Great Lady Allesia who is sitting, Diynasta, Sylverose who is kneeling, Lord Aleobe who is sitting, Reng who is sitting, Lord Rayquaza who is kneeling
Obvious paths: out
A passing guard says, "Its duck season. He looks like a duck. Actually, he just looks stupid covered in feathers and clutching a pillow."
The ghostly voice of Uved merrily exclaims, "Oook now i want a raiiiise!"
You hear someone laugh.
Allesia laughs!
You chuckle.
The ghostly voice of Uved merrily says, "You dang guard."
Diynasta grins.
Reng laughs!
The ghostly voice of Uved merrily exclaims, "I paid tax!"
The voice of Cruush says, "And the feathers didn't even come from his pillow, that's the excellent part."
Reng says, "Those guards, love ya."
The ghostly voice of Uved merrily exclaims, "So respect your citizens!"
Speaking in broken common, Allesia says, "Well the feathers and tar do look a bit.."
Allesia clears her throat.
Allesia mutters silly.
Diynasta tightens her grip on the pillow and swings wildly at Uved! A light tap on the shoulder is all she accomplishes.
Uved whips around clobbering Diynasta right across the face!
The ghostly voice of Uved merrily exclaims, "Bah!"
The ghostly voice of Uved merrily exclaims, "Dead people can still swing!"
Diynasta put a plump penguin-shaped pillow with a dangling nametag that reads "Fred" in large black letters in her black silk cloak.
The ghostly laughter of Uved echoes through the room, sending a shiver down your spine.
Reng says, "Uved, cluck for us just once."
Diynasta says, "Ya amazin."
A guard says, "Oh, I forgot. Taxes for the tar and the city officals time." He sticks his hand in Uved's purse and empties it.
The ghostly voice of Uved merrily says, "Lightling reflex."
chat LOL this is hilarious
Cles falls to the ground laughing hysterically!
You hear someone laugh.
Reng laughs!
Mordja snickers.
Allesia laughs!
Diynasta says, "Uved has a purse."
Reng says, "Those guards love ya bud."
The ghostly voice of Uved merrily says, "ROOBBBBER."
Diynasta says, "See it does get worse."
The voice of Cruush says, "An unstuffed duck."
chat the gm is having a hay day
Speaking in broken common, Allesia says, "Indeed it seems so."
Diynasta says, "Now yer a female duck."
Atreau asks, "A fluffy duck!?"
Cles says, "At least they didn't strip him. That would be degrading, but blinding to all of us."
You hear someone chortling.
*I did edit out the background stuff that was pertinant to the log*
A passing herald yells, "Come watch Uved being tarred and feathered. Hurry."
Reng chuckles.
You quietly say, "Oh goodness."
You come out of hiding.
You stand back up.
Reng laughs!
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[Ta'Illistim, Shimmarglin Court]
The northern corner of the court is relatively quiet, the low hum of conversation punctuated only by the occasional bursts of laughter emanating from the nearby dais. A row of monir trees delineates the curvature of the cobblestoned lane, their leafy boughs creating a shady resting spot. You also see a floating dais and a wooden barrel.
Obvious paths: southeast, southwest
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[Ta'Illistim, Shimmarglin Court]
Townsfolk meander into and out of the city's weaponry shop, carrying fat purses on the way in and large packages on the way out. Three of the city guardsmen stand near the establishment's door, keeping a watchful eye on the comings and goings.
Obvious paths: southeast, northwest
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[Ta'Illistim, Shimmarglin Court]
The imposing facade of the Shimmarglin Inn dominates this corner of the court. Flanking the inn's doorposts and hanging above each glaesine-paned window, grinning gargoyles stand in stony defense of the lair within. A steady stream of patrons flows through the inn's wide front doors. You also see a floating dais and an ironwork signpost.
Obvious paths: northeast, southwest, northwest
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[Ta'Illistim, Shimmarglin Court]
A low grey stone wall provides a backdrop for several flowering trees, each sending a small shower of petals tumbling towards the ground with each stir of the day's breeze. The court is bustling with activity as shoppers visit merchants and groups of travellers chat amongst themselves. Much of the pedestrian traffic flows to the northeast towards the imposing Shimmarglin Inn. You also see an ironwork signpost.
Obvious paths: northeast, southeast, southwest
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[Ta'Illistim, Shimmarglin Court]
The Shimmarglin Court, surrounded by shops, provides a home for the city's famed floating garden. Throngs of townspeople and travellers move through the court, shopping at the various merchants and socializing in small groups. You also see the fiery red Bypin disk, the Cosgrave disk, the Atreau disk, the Riciddius disk, an ironwork signpost and a floating dais.
Also here: Lord Bypin, Cosgrave, Cles, Great Lord Cruush, High Lord Atreau, Riciddius, Uved who is trussed to some gallows
Obvious paths: northeast, southwest, northwest
Atreau yells, "Come one come all while Uved gets humiliated!"
Uved laughs!
Cruush throws back his head and roars with laughter!
You furrow your brow, probably adding a wrinkle or two in the process.
Cles says, "I'm not sure you should die for it, though."
Uved merrily exclaims, "So!!"
Atreau cackles!
Uved merrily exclaims, "I am still gonna hit you all!"
Cruush points at Uved.
Uved sticks out his tongue and lets loose with a loud, "Thbtbtbtbt" from his lips!
Atreau laughs at Uved!
You hear someone intoning a phrase of elemental power...
Eliaku suddenly fades into view.
Eliaku gestures at you.
Eliaku unleashes a bolt of churning air at you!
AS: +383 vs DS: +199 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +81 = +302
... and hits for 102 points of damage!
You drop to the ground like a sack of potatoes.
You are knocked to the ground!
You are stunned for 15 rounds!
Cruush throws his head back and howls!
Eliaku just went over to a floating dais.
Cruush exclaims, "Ack!"
Atreau exclaims, "Wham!"
Lord Idris just strode in.
Cles blinks.
Suddenly, a pair of lawmen come striding in with Eliaku in tow.
A waiting city official nods as a duo of burly assistants comes in. One assistant is dragging in a set of solid wooden stocks, while the other brings in a basket of rotting fruit. The assistants take some time to make sure everything is in order before trotting off.
Suddenly, the lawmen holding Eliaku throw him roughly towards the stocks. They quickly put his hands and head into the stocks and secure the top half of the stocks, locking Eliaku into place!
The city official walks to the stocks and checks Eliaku's bonds. Satisfied that they are tight, he stares at Eliaku before saying, "There you will stay until your time is done. Be lively now...I'll be asking you some simple questions every once in a while to make sure that you're alert and aware. Can't have people throwing rotten fruit at someone asleep. That just doesn't have the same fun in it. If you do fall asleep on me and not answer my questions, I'll add more time, so you better stay sharp! Wouldn't want to die of old age in that thing, eh?" The official then quietly snickers to himself.
Cruush says, "Oh no."
A city official sarcastically says, "What a way to top off my day. I just love watching miscreants in stocks."
Cruush throws back his head and roars with laughter!
Cles says, "Good."
A soft looking town official wanders in to observe the goings-on. He nods approvingly as a housewife flings a large glob of tar at Uved's abdomen before moving on.
Cles lets out a cheer!
Uved laughs!
Cruush removes an oaken wand from in his relic sack.
Cruush waves an oaken wand at you.
You are no longer stunned.
Atreau exclaims, "That was a good hit!"
Cles removes an oaken wand from in his damask greatcloak.
You stand back up.
You are now in a defensive stance.
Your veins throb and your blood sings.
You slowly and deliberately empty your filled lungs.
Cles put an oaken wand in his damask greatcloak.
Cruush rolls his eyes.
Idris says, "Oh dear."
A city official glances at a nearby pretty lass with a toothy grin.
Cles asks, "Are you ok?"
Cruush put an oaken wand in his relic sack.
Cles glances at you.
Atreau exclaims, "Throw him in the gallows!"
Cruush recites:
"Hang im!"
get ac leaf
You remove some acantha leaf from in your spidersilk cloak.
Eliaku struggles for a bit in the stocks.
Atreau lets out a cheer!
You fasten the ghostly pooka chain links that run down the front of your spidersilk cloak, closing it snugly about you.
Uved struggles for a bit in the gallows.
Cruush recites:
"Haaaang im!"
An elderly gentleman in a plain but well-tailored suit makes his way to the front of the platform. He looks solemnly into Uved's eyes as he pours a small bucket of tar onto his head. Uved screams in pain and the gentleman gives a satisfied nod before taking his leave from the spectacle.
Cles picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Eliaku! It explodes as it hits Eliaku in the face!
Idris lets out a cheer!
Uved merrily exclaims, "Corrupted guards!"
You quietly say, "Besides the gaping hole in my chest, yes."
You quietly say, "Thank you."
* Quam just bit the dust!
You nod to Cles.
Atreau cringes.
Cles nods to you.
You take a bite of your acantha leaf.
You feel a little better.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
That was the last of it.
Uved merrily exclaims, "Hey someone pass me a potato!"
Atreau says, "That tar has to hurt."
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[Ta'Illistim, Shimmarglin Court]
The Shimmarglin Court, surrounded by shops, provides a home for the city's famed floating garden. Throngs of townspeople and travellers move through the court, shopping at the various merchants and socializing in small groups. You also see the translucent Eliaku disk, a basket of rotting fruit, a city official, the Idris disk, the fiery red Bypin disk, the Cosgrave disk, the Atreau disk, the Riciddius disk, an ironwork signpost and a floating dais.
Also here: Eliaku who is set in stocks, Lord Idris, Lord Bypin, Cosgrave, Cles, Great Lord Cruush, High Lord Atreau, Riciddius, Uved who is trussed to some gallows
Obvious paths: northeast, southwest, northwest
Cruush nods to Atreau.
Uved merrily exclaims, "So i can throw it at eliaku!"
Atreau says, "A burn that sticks with ya."
Uved snickers.
The townsfolk give a roar of approval as one of them pours a bit of tar from a small bucket onto Uved. He screams in pain as his chest burns!
Cruush begins chuckling at Uved!
Bypin winces.
Atreau glances at Uved and cringes.
Cruush says, "Potato'd stick to ye."
Uved merrily asks, "So!?"
Cruush says, "All that tar."
You frown at Uved.
A passing peasant quips, "Should give him a tar high colonic too"
Atreau exclaims, "Hit em with the switch!"
Cruush says, "Be flickin it off all day."
Uved merrily exclaims, "I will throw my hand with that potato too!"
Cles says, "Please, Uved, keep the screaming down a bit. Sensitive ears, you know."
The townsfolk give a roar of approval as one of them pours a bit of tar from a small bucket onto Uved. He screams in pain as his right arm burns!
Cruush laughs!
Atreau exclaims, "With limbs and leafs on it still!"
Uved merrily exclaims, "Yeah you peasant be quiet!"
Uved merrily exclaims, "Don't make me pillow you to death!"
Cruush snorts.
Atreau turns to Eliaku and cheers!
Cles says, "Wow. You are going to be an empath field day if you live."
Atreau says, "Good shot."
Atreau nods to Eliaku.
A young girl weeps quietly in sympathy for Uved as the townsfolks gleefully torture him. You notice, however, that she looks on in fascination as a glob of tar is thrown upon Uved's abdomen, causing him to scream in great pain.
Eliaku answers his question and the city official nods in approval.
Uved merrily exclaims, "If i can free my hand now, i am sure i will bash you to death with my mighty pillow!"
Speaking to Eliaku, Cruush says, "Could at least have taken it outside the gates, Eliaku. Very disappointed."
Cruush sighs.
Cruush shakes his head.
Cruush starts chortling.
Eliaku says, "Was worth it."
Uved chuckles.
Atreau says, "Good entertainment."
A passing lass says, "Be good to your pillow Uved, only thing that will ever sleep with you."
Cruush nods.
Eliaku says, "That was just a taste."
Cruush says, "Aye."
A filthy child picks up a sharp stick from the ground, dips it into the tar and prods Uved's back. Uved winces and gasps in pain as the child stabs him a few times before throwing the stick down and running back to his mother.
Atreau says, "Just adds to the fun."
Atreau claps his hands.
Cruush laughs!
Uved sticks out his tongue and lets loose with a loud, "Thbtbtbtbt" from his lips!
A city official mutters something underneath his breath.
Cruush exclaims, "Ach!"
You raise an eyebrow in Eliaku's direction.
Bypin's jaw drops.
Riciddius glances around, looking a bit less confident.
Cruush exclaims, "Insult to injury!"
Eliaku says, "The pople needed to see it."
Cruush exclaims, "Excellent!"
Speaking quietly to Eliaku, you say, "I think not. You're done trying to kill me."
Atreau cackles!
Uved merrily exclaims, "I got my blanky too!"
Uved merrily exclaims, "Soo huuush!"
A snaggle-toothed old man grins evilly as he approaches Uved with a steaming bucket of tar. He cackles madly as he flings it on Uved, and the tar runs down his back, causing Uved to cry out in agony.
Cruush winces.
Cruush recites:
"Tar! Tar! Tar!"
Atreau exclaims, "Watch out he'll hit you with his pillow, and snap you with his blankie!"
Uved merrily exclaims, "Ok this evil man is soo gonna be smacckked!"
Atreau starts chortling.
Cruush slowly and deliberately pounds one of his fists into the other.
The townsfolk give a roar of approval as one of them pours a bit of tar from a small bucket onto Uved. He screams in pain as his neck burns!
Uved merrily exclaims, "Stained with your blood!"
Uved sticks out his tongue and lets loose with a loud, "Thbtbtbtbt" from his lips!
Atreau falls to the ground laughing hysterically!
Atreau rolls around on the ground laughing hysterically!
A city official yawns loudly.
Cruush exclaims, "My, these elven lasses are brutal!"
Cruush laughs!
Atreau says, "I dont wanna know whats stains are on it."
Uved merrily exclaims, "Ok lass come closer!"
Atreau ducks behind his rolaren tower shield.
Atreau stands up.
A city official shifts idly.
Uved merrily says, "A mixture."
Uved grins at Atreau.
You look at Uved and shake your head.
A trio of rough-looking young men approach Uved with a large bucket of steaming hot tar. The crowd goes wild as they pour the tar over his back, causing him to writhe and scream.y.
Atreau says, "Thats gross."
Atreau gags.
You furrow up your face and wince.
Atreau makes a choking sound.
Cruush agrees with Atreau.
Uved snickers.
Uved merrily says, "You asked."
Uved sticks out his tongue and lets loose with a loud, "Thbtbtbtbt" from his lips!
(Atreau goes to the bushes and yacks)
A city official glances about with a bored expression on his face.
Cles asks, "Are you bleeding bad, or are those just wounds?"
Cosgrave says, "Hmmm deep fried elf."
Cruush snorts.
Uved merrily exclaims, "No clue!"
A passing lass says, "Hardly, even without the tar, between you and me, you stink. Take a bath."
A well-dressed cleric leaps onto the platform and exhorts the crowd to cease their torture of Uved. They pause for a moment as if considering the cleric's advice, and then enthusiastically resume their flinging of hot tar. A large glob hits Uved's back and splatters onto the well-meaning cleric, who squeaks in terror and leaps down, disappearing quickly into the crowd.
Speaking to Atreau, Cruush says, "Watch it. Barfin in the street might be a crime."
Atreau exclaims, "The tar adds flavor to the stench!"
Uved merrily exclaims, "You lass is soo gonna get smacccked!"
A city official agrees with the lass.
Cles says, "That wasn't a joke, was it Cruush? You know how they feel about that around here. Just ask Atreau."
Uved merrily says, "Bah."
A town official suddenly jumps in front of the crowd. "That's enough now," he says. "If Uved hasn't learned his lesson now, he never will. Bring out the feathers!". A number of townsfolk bring in some large sacks of goose feathers, and dump them all over Uved!
The town official looks at Uved and says, "You aren't welcome in this town any more, troublemaker. We'll make sure you get out of town, and don't come back anytime soon, unless you want more trouble!"
With that, the official raises a nasty looking club and brings it down hard atop Uved's head, knocking him unconscious! They then untie the limp Uved and drag him off.
Cruush grins at Cles.
Cles gasps.
Cruush laughs!
Cles asks, "Banished?"
Cruush exclaims, "Feathers!"
Cruush roars!
Atreau says, "Heh."
You quietly ask, "Why was he banished?"
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[Ta'Illistim, Shimmarglin Court]
The Shimmarglin Court, surrounded by shops, provides a home for the city's famed floating garden. Throngs of townspeople and travellers move through the court, shopping at the various merchants and socializing in small groups. You also see the translucent Eliaku disk, a basket of rotting fruit, a city official, the Idris disk, the fiery red Bypin disk, the Cosgrave disk, the Atreau disk, the Riciddius disk, an ironwork signpost and a floating dais.
Also here: Eliaku who is set in stocks, Lord Idris, Lord Bypin, Cosgrave, Cles, Great Lord Cruush, High Lord Atreau, Riciddius
Obvious paths: northeast, southwest, northwest
Cruush says, "That was waaay better than a hangin."
Cruush nods to Atreau.
Idris chuckles.
Cruush says, "That's right."
Atreau falls to the ground laughing hysterically!
Cles says, "Hitting people with the pillow where they couldn't fight back on the dais."
Cles says, "I guess."
Atreau says, "Uved got banished."
Atreau rolls around on the ground laughing hysterically!
Cruush grins at Cles.
Cruush laughs!
Cles says, "I wonder if there's more to it, though."
Cruush says, "Banished."
A city offical quips, "Not quite an offical banishment. We just ran his backside out of town on a rail."
Cruush says, "That's too funny."
Cles says, "Ah."
Cles nods.
Atreau says, "Thats what happens when you threaten a guard."
Cles says, "That makes more sense."
You chuckle at a city official!
Cruush nods to the city official.
Cruush says, "Good, good."
Cruush grins at a city official.
An old memory bubbles up from your past, and causes you to reflect a moment. With a flash of insight, you realize you understand yourself a bit better than you did a moment ago. The sudden feeling of self-knowledge is a pleasant one.
Cles says, "I'd have felt bad if it was for real."
Atreau starts chortling.
Speaking to a city official, Cruush says, "So good to see y'all do yer jobs so well."
Speaking to a city official, Cruush says, "I feel much safer."
Cruush bows to a city official.
Cles begins chuckling at Cruush!
A young elven lad saunters in, whistling merrily.
You quietly say, "It still smells like tar and burnt flesh."
You shudder.
Atreau says, "They went caveman on his arse."
Cruush grins at Atreau.
A city official bows.
Atreau laughs!
Cles picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Eliaku! It explodes as it hits Eliaku in the face!
Uved just arrived.
Bypin makes a sour face.
Uved removes a fluffy white pillow from in his split-tailed cape.
Lord Bypin just went over to a floating dais.
Atreau rubs Uved gently.
Uved tightens his grip on the pillow and whips around in a fury of strikes! Eliaku is caught by surprise!
Cruush says, "Hey, even guards need to let off some steam now and again."
Uved merrily exclaims, "Take that!"
Uved waves his pillow through the air.
Eliaku struggles for a bit in the stocks.
Cruush asks, "Long as only Uved gets hurt, what's the damage done?"
Cruush starts chortling.
Uved tightens his grip on the pillow and swings wildly at Cruush! A light tap on the shoulder is all he accomplishes.
Atreau nods to Cruush.
Cruush blinks.
A city official says, "I'll stuff that pillow up your...if you try that."
Cruush raises an eyebrow in Uved's direction.
Cles nods.
Atreau ducks his head.
Great Lord Aharil just arrived.
Great Lord Aharil just went over to a floating dais.
Uved merrily asks, "So who laughed?"
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[Ta'Illistim, Shimmarglin Court]
The Shimmarglin Court, surrounded by shops, provides a home for the city's famed floating garden. Throngs of townspeople and travellers move through the court, shopping at the various merchants and socializing in small groups. You also see a young elven lad, the translucent Eliaku disk, a basket of rotting fruit, a city official, the Idris disk, the Cosgrave disk, the Atreau disk, the Riciddius disk, an ironwork signpost and a floating dais.
Also here: Uved, Eliaku who is set in stocks, Lord Idris, Cosgrave, Cles, Great Lord Cruush, High Lord Atreau, Riciddius
Obvious paths: northeast, southwest, northwest
Cruush says, "I did."
Uved waves his pillow through the air.
Atreau raises his hand.
Eliaku struggles for a bit in the stocks.
Cruush says, "A lot."
Atreau ducks his head.
Uved tightens his grip on the pillow and swings wildly at Atreau! A light tap on the shoulder is all he accomplishes.
You chuckle at Cruush.
Cles says, "Hey, official, please watch the references."
Atreau exclaims, "Missed!"
Atreau ducks his head.
Cruush grins at you.
Atreau sways back and forth.
Cruush says, "Well I did."
Eliaku struggles for a bit in the stocks.
A city official says, "Your covered in feathers by the way."
Uved tightens his grip on the pillow and spins around with a fierce growl, smacking Cles right in the head!
Cruush says, "It was excellent fun."
Atreau exclaims, "Moving target!"
Uved merrily exclaims, "So?!"
Uved merrily says, "I got more in my pillow."
Uved nods.
Uved hisses.
Cruush says, "Look like a giant chicken, Uved."
Speaking quietly to Uved, you say, "You look like some huge bird."
Uved tightens his grip on the pillow and whips around in a fury of strikes! You are caught by surprise!
You are stunned!
Cruush laughs!
Uved sticks out his tongue and lets loose with a loud, "Thbtbtbtbt" from his lips!
A city official says, "Pretty funny. You look like a chicken."
Cruush agrees with you.
A young elven lad saunters northwest, whistling merrily.
You mutter something inaudible.
Cles just went northwest.
Atreau laughs!
Uved tightens his grip on the pillow and spins around with a fierce growl, smacking Eliaku right in the head!
Eliaku struggles for a bit in the stocks.
Cruush says, "Or maybe a gull."
You quietly say, "That hurt."
Idris picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Eliaku! It explodes as it hits Eliaku in the face!
You smirk at Uved.
Uved tightens his grip on the pillow and whips around in a fury of strikes! Idris is caught by surprise!
A city official says, "I know!"
A city official says, "He looks like a duck."
Uved tightens his grip on the pillow and spins around with a fierce growl, smacking Mordja right in the head!
Cruush laughs!
Cruush says, "A duck. Excellent."
Uved merrily says, "That's it."
You smile quietly to yourself.
Uved merrily says, "You chicken official."
Uved merrily says, "Come here."
A passing guard posts a sign, "Duck hunting season opens today."
Uved merrily says, "Let me teach you a lesson."
Uved waves his pillow through the air.
Siwas just went over to a floating dais.
Idris gives Uved a warning slap against the shoulder.
Speaking to Eliaku, Cruush asks, "How's the neck, Eliaku? Chaffing a bit?"
Uved roars at Idris!
(Aurawyn tries hard not to laugh, but ends up giggling despite herself.)
Idris chuckles.
Uved waves his pillow through the air.
Speaking quietly to Uved, you say, "I would run."
You nod to Uved.
Eliaku says, "Why don't you kiss it for me and make it better."
Several hunters wander past and look at the sign, and then at Uved.
Speaking to Uved, Idris asks, "What ye do te get de featherin?"
Uved slings an ancient elven war bow over his shoulder.
Uved merrily says, "Someone pass me a mirror."
Uved merrily says, "Enchanted one."
Atreau asks, "Its always good to get maimed once and a while, right Eliaku?"
Uved merrily exclaims, "I wanna remember what i look like as a duck!"
Atreau says, "I say its good for public popularity."
Uved merrily exclaims, "I am a wounded duck!"
Uved merrily exclaims, "Help!"
Uved tightens his grip on the pillow and spins around with a fierce growl, smacking Eliaku right in the head!
Idris pokes Uved in the ribs.
Uved merrily says, "Yeah you criminal."
Atreau says, "Ahh well, be safe all off to do some critter torturing."
Idris chuckles.
Uved tightens his grip on the pillow and swings wildly at Idris! A light tap on the shoulder is all he accomplishes.
Uved tightens his grip on the pillow and spins around with a fierce growl, smacking Atreau right in the head!
Atreau says, "Keep up the good work guard."
Uved merrily says, "Yeah take that too."
Idris laughs!
Atreau bows respectfully, his eyes fixed firmly on the ground.
Cruush nods.
Uved merrily asks, "Now where is the guard captain?"
Uved merrily says, "Gonna smaaack him."
Speaking quietly to Uved, you ask, "You think that is a good idea?"
Idris laughs at Uved!
Uved merrily exclaims, "All my ideas are good!"
Mordja leans against an ironwork signpost.
Uved tightens his grip on the pillow and attempts to smack Cruush! He is ready for the attack and blocks it easily.
Uved snaps his fingers.
l uve
You see Uved Kortath.
He appears to be a Vaalor Elf.
He appears to be in the spring of life and average height. He has bright silver eyes and ivory skin. He has waist length, loose silver blonde hair shaved at the temples. He has an angular face, a pointed nose and angular pointed ears. He is covered nearly head to toe with a layer of sticky tar and goose feathers. rofl, I'm still laughing
He has a crimson vaalorn spike in his right eyebrow, and a small black skull tattoo on his neck.
He has snapped bones and serious bleeding from the neck, a fractured and bleeding right arm, a fractured and bleeding left arm, a fractured and bleeding right leg, a fractured and bleeding left leg, deep lacerations across his chest, deep gashes and serious bleeding from his abdominal area, deep gashes and serious bleeding from his back, and severe head trauma and bleeding from the ears.
He is holding a fluffy white pillow in his right hand.
He is wearing a feystone-set blackened steel breastplate, a smoochy faced mask, a scarab-etched gold lockpick thigh-case, a white skull-etched flask, a plain serpent skin pouch, a gold-lined midnight black split-tailed leather cape with the collar turned up covering the neck clasped at the front with a krodera skull and crossbones, a small leaf-shaped satchel, a crossed back quiver and bow sheath, a gold ring, a rune-etched copper brooch, a sigiled vultite scroll case, a veniom braided dagger belt, a vaalin chain, a ruby amulet, an etched gold stickpin, and an ancient elven war bow.
Cruush grumbles.
The city official says, "Very good, Eliaku. All questions answered. Keep alert now!"
Uved tightens his grip on the pillow and spins around with a fierce growl, smacking Eliaku right in the head!
Speaking quietly to Uved, you ask, "That is why you were tarred and feathered, yes?"
You sarcastically say, "Wonderful ideas, Uved."
You smirk at Uved.
A couple of minutes later on the dais:
A ranger down the block sees Uved and looks at his permit. He quickly grabs a loaded heavy crossbow and fires. The bolt transfixes his throat and emerges the other side. He wanders over and skins Uved for a piece of duck skin. "I wonder if this is actually worth anything. Pretty scrawny duck."
* Uved drops dead at your feet!
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Uved.
Uved becomes solid again.
Uved seems a bit less imposing.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Uved suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The bright luminescence fades from around Uved.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Uved.
* Uved just bit the dust!
Diynasta giggles.
Diynasta says, "Ouch."
The ghostly laughter of Uved echoes through the room, sending a shiver down your spine.
The ghostly voice of Uved merrily says, "Bah."
You hear someone laugh.
Allesia laughs softly, trying to hide her amusement.
Diynasta says, "Not yer day eh Uved."
The ghostly voice of Uved merrily says, "Freaking ranger."
The voice of Cruush says, "Oh. My. Gods."
Cles says, "Wow."
You hear a roar of laughter.
The ghostly voice of Uved merrily says, "That's it."
Cles says, "The natives are getting restless."
Idris asks, "What was dat all about?"
The voice of Cruush says, "That was too funny."
Diynasta gently rolls the lifeless body of Uved over.
You hear a loud, honking guffaw nearby.
The ghostly voice of Uved merrily exclaims, "I got tarred, feathered...and SHOT!"
Diynasta chuckles.
The voice of Cruush says, "Hey. It's duck season."
Idris says, "Ye need te leave i suppose."
You chuckle.
Speaking in broken common, Allesia says, "Well it could be worse."
Cles says, "Don't forget skinned, Uved."
Mordja stares at Uved's lifeless body, apparently lost in thought.
Cles nods to Uved.
Speaking in broken common, Allesia says, "I mean, surely, something would be worse."
Diynasta says, "Cant think of whats worse."
Diynasta says, "Quack."
Sylverose gazes in wonder at her surroundings.
Diynasta begins chuckling at Uved!
Sylverose giggles.
Speaking in broken common, Allesia says, "Well, I can't either, really.."
Allesia begins chuckling at Diynasta!
The spirit of Uved begins to wail eerily.
Reng asks, "Damn uved, what gotcha?"
The ghostly voice of Uved merrily says, "A ranger."
The ghostly voice of Uved merrily says, "He thoughts i look liked a duck."
The voice of Cruush asks, "Ever hear of the duck that croaked instead of quacked?"
Allesia laughs!
Reng asks, "Mistake ya fer a cockatrice?"
Cles nods.
You stand back up.
[Ta'Illistim, Hanging Gardens]
Although the floating platform is suspended well above the ground below, it overflows with abundant plant life. The edges of the dais are brimming with delicate white queen's lace, dark lavender, fragrant rosemary and a variety of other colorful flora. Thick grass underfoot provides an enticingly peaceful resting spot. A thin silk canopy is suspended above, providing ample shade from the day's brightness. You also see a swirling mist, a horned frog that is sitting, a dusky baza that is flying around, the Idris disk, a grey wolf that is sitting, the Mordja disk, the Gushi disk, the Diynasta disk, a crystal amulet, a peak tiger that is sleeping, a grey wolf that is sitting, a blue fox that is sitting, a richly finished wooden bench with some stuff on it, a large faenor-chased barrel and a glaesine arch.
Also here: Whispersdeath, Gadesra, Bllkhawk, Cles, Lord Idris, the body of Uved who is lying down, Mordja who is sitting, Great Lady Allesia who is sitting, Diynasta, Sylverose who is kneeling, Lord Aleobe who is sitting, Reng who is sitting, Lord Rayquaza who is kneeling
Obvious paths: out
A passing guard says, "Its duck season. He looks like a duck. Actually, he just looks stupid covered in feathers and clutching a pillow."
The ghostly voice of Uved merrily exclaims, "Oook now i want a raiiiise!"
You hear someone laugh.
Allesia laughs!
You chuckle.
The ghostly voice of Uved merrily says, "You dang guard."
Diynasta grins.
Reng laughs!
The ghostly voice of Uved merrily exclaims, "I paid tax!"
The voice of Cruush says, "And the feathers didn't even come from his pillow, that's the excellent part."
Reng says, "Those guards, love ya."
The ghostly voice of Uved merrily exclaims, "So respect your citizens!"
Speaking in broken common, Allesia says, "Well the feathers and tar do look a bit.."
Allesia clears her throat.
Allesia mutters silly.
Diynasta tightens her grip on the pillow and swings wildly at Uved! A light tap on the shoulder is all she accomplishes.
Uved whips around clobbering Diynasta right across the face!
The ghostly voice of Uved merrily exclaims, "Bah!"
The ghostly voice of Uved merrily exclaims, "Dead people can still swing!"
Diynasta put a plump penguin-shaped pillow with a dangling nametag that reads "Fred" in large black letters in her black silk cloak.
The ghostly laughter of Uved echoes through the room, sending a shiver down your spine.
Reng says, "Uved, cluck for us just once."
Diynasta says, "Ya amazin."
A guard says, "Oh, I forgot. Taxes for the tar and the city officals time." He sticks his hand in Uved's purse and empties it.
The ghostly voice of Uved merrily says, "Lightling reflex."
chat LOL this is hilarious
Cles falls to the ground laughing hysterically!
You hear someone laugh.
Reng laughs!
Mordja snickers.
Allesia laughs!
Diynasta says, "Uved has a purse."
Reng says, "Those guards love ya bud."
The ghostly voice of Uved merrily says, "ROOBBBBER."
Diynasta says, "See it does get worse."
The voice of Cruush says, "An unstuffed duck."
chat the gm is having a hay day
Speaking in broken common, Allesia says, "Indeed it seems so."
Diynasta says, "Now yer a female duck."
Atreau asks, "A fluffy duck!?"
Cles says, "At least they didn't strip him. That would be degrading, but blinding to all of us."
You hear someone chortling.
*I did edit out the background stuff that was pertinant to the log*