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MaryJane
07-08-2005, 11:11 AM
has anyone burnt the back of their throat before?! I heated up my lasagna and took it out of the microwave, I took a lil piece off and popped it in my mouth.. I thought, DAMN THAT'S HOT. My teeth could barely touch it, but I didn't know what else to do so I swallowed. Freaking, my throat was on FIRE! It was stuck right there and I thought I was going to choke. Finally, it went down, but I feel like I have welts on the back of my throat :(

stupid hot cheese.
MaryJane
07-08-2005, 11:13 AM
Don't ask me what this has to do with "gatherings and conventions' or how it ended up there.. I dunno.
07-08-2005, 11:14 AM
pwnt... fucking pwnt hard

- Arkans
DeV
07-08-2005, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by MaryJane
has anyone burnt the back of their throat before?! No, but you should definitely spit in a situation like that, not swallow.

I'd be guzzling ice water all day if I were you.
HarmNone
07-08-2005, 11:16 AM
Moved the thread to Off-Topic for you. :)

As for the throat burns, try a teaspoon of honey. It's very soothing, and has some healing properties.
07-08-2005, 11:23 AM
First thing I thought when I read this post was Mary Jane didnt use the water bong.
Asha
07-08-2005, 11:43 AM
Jack Daniels.
Gargle, then spit.

Or swallow and have a real good time.
Atlanteax
07-08-2005, 12:06 PM
I was waiting for someone to make the innuendo reference as to why she swallowed instead of spitting it out.

Or did that just count as it?

Guess my mind is just in the gutter at the moment... :smug:
Asha
07-08-2005, 12:24 PM
Christ! I swallow food all the time.
Sometimes I swallow Jack Daniels.

Wow, I just turned myself on , so bad!
:lol:
MaryJane
07-08-2005, 12:36 PM
LOL I was thinking DeV gave me an excuse not to swallow!

I would have spit if I wasn't at work, but I didn't want anyone to catch me.

Why in the hell would I want to swallow JD?! You trying to have me cauterize the wound?! Ever have a Three wisemen shot?

I think I need to leave work early so I can have a beer to sooth the pain.
Asha
07-08-2005, 12:40 PM
You're nuts!
JD is the only thing that's gonna stop it being infected. Plus it has all the qualities of TCP but gets you wasted. And tastes fucking amazing!
And I'm trying to get you drunk becouse I don't have a date tonight. Plus the thought of a burned throat. . .
Oh sweet Jesus, I'd better go to work.
HarmNone
07-08-2005, 12:46 PM
Honey will work better and hurt less. ;)
theotherjohn
07-08-2005, 12:47 PM
so how much is your lawsuit against the food and microwave manufactors going to be???
MaryJane
07-08-2005, 12:54 PM
!!!!!!! I don't get drunk easily.


Originally posted by theotherjohn
so how much is your lawsuit against the food and microwave manufactors going to be???

I considered that but thought I'd have to sue myself for negligence. Maybe I could fill out a workrelated injury report and claim a few weeks off.
Kainen
07-08-2005, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by DeV
No, but you should definitely spit in a situation like that, not swallow.


Now thats something you don't see everyday. :lol:

[Edited on 7-8-2005 by Kainen]
MaryJane
07-08-2005, 02:31 PM
I liked how she worked in "in a situation like that".

Opps!

[Edited on 7-8-2005 by MaryJane]
DeV
07-08-2005, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by MaryJane
I liked how he worked in "in a situation like that". Heh, "she". :D
Skirmisher
07-08-2005, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by HarmNone
Moved the thread to Off-Topic for you. :)

As for the throat burns, try a teaspoon of honey. It's very soothing, and has some healing properties.

Ditto, plus it tastes great.

My aunt had me use it when i burned my mouth and throat on some overly hot tea.

You never realized how often you swallow till your throat is hurting.
ElanthianSiren
07-08-2005, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by Drayal
You're nuts!
JD is the only thing that's gonna stop it being infected. Plus it has all the qualities of TCP but gets you wasted. And tastes fucking amazing!
And I'm trying to get you drunk becouse I don't have a date tonight. Plus the thought of a burned throat. . .
Oh sweet Jesus, I'd better go to work.

But southern comfort smells WAY better on the breath than JD. Southern Comfort is kissable. JD is repulsive.

On the burnt throat, what HN said. Try some honey or even honey in milk. Milk will coat your throat as will the honey -- plus it just tastes really good. :)

-M
OreoElf
07-09-2005, 04:10 AM
Honey is great... also honey loquat cough syrup works wonders for a burnt throat...

As for booze I'll take glenfiddich or laphroig over JD and SC any dat... Lagovalin is yummy to... so smoky... mmm... I was cursed with expensive taste in booze ;)

[Edited on 7-9-2005 by HarmNone]
ElanthianSiren
07-09-2005, 09:56 AM
Originally posted by OreoElf
:wtf: ^ does that have to do with this thread? Honey is great... also honey loquat cough syrup works wonders for a burnt throat...

As for booze I'll take glenfiddich or laphroig over JD and SC any dat... Lagovalin is yummy to... so smoky... mmm... I was cursed with expensive taste in booze ;)

When I drink, which is a very very rare occasion (last time I drank was when I tripped going down some stairs and totally F'd my back/tailbone up for a about a week), I like coconut rum in fizzy fruit flavoured water. Vulcan Mind Probes for shot drinks.

-M