Gigantuous
06-30-2005, 08:04 PM
(This all happens when a big group of people are cutting down trees to restock the ballistas.)
Rivahe arrives.
Speaking quietly to himself, Culghuun says, "It is a shame we aren't cutting down whores for ballista ammunition."
Culghuun glances at Rivahe.
Speaking quietly to Naunakhte, Rimsch says, "Just doing some ho-nest work."
Larcenal hacks away at a tree with his axe for a while.
You try hard not to grin.
Speaking quietly to Naunakhte, Rimsch says, "Then ho away."
Speaking to Rimsch, you say, "Ho really? it beats what yer normally up ta."
Rimsch quietly says, "Hohoho."
Rimsch chuckles.
You snicker.
This is where it starts getting better as more people start joining in w/o any encouragement.
Belladonnia melodically says, "Hi ho hi ho its off to work we go ."
Speaking to Rimsch, Lunablossom says, "He musta been ho-ified at the thought of work."
Rimsch nods to Lunablossom.
Speaking quietly to Lunablossom, Rimsch says, "Ho-nuff."
Speaking to Rimsch, Nutmegg says, "He wasn't very Ho-norable."
Speaking softly in broken common, Astrallea says, "I dont get the ho part."
Rimsch quietly says, "Ho I reckon we need ho-bout twenty whore logs."
Jesik says, "Let's just not give them a good ho-mecoming."
You laugh out loud!
Jesik snickers.
Astrallea says, "I dont get the joke."
Speaking to Nutmegg, Lunablossom says, "Should he Ho-ver near death, I shant be too Ho-ppy to hep him."
Culghuun exclaims, "Hooooooooooooooo!!! Head's up for logs!"
Jesik says, "Definately, there is no ho-pe for him."
Kakoon calmly says, "Yeah i dont really get the joke either."
Lunablossom laughs!
You snicker.
Ilsiea sighs.
Belladonnia melodically says, "Ho weee ho oh hooo ho."
Speaking softly in broken common, Astrallea asks, "Maybe you could explains?"
Jesik says, "You dont have to...we're all a bit delirious from this work anyway."
Senja says, "These puns are ho-rrible."
Senja shakes her head, clucking her tongue.
Lunablossom nods to Senja.
Belladonnia melodically says, "But fun ."
Senja says, "Yes."
Jesik says, "Bah, just go ho-me already."
Jesik grins.
Lunablossom says, "It gave us some small diversion from thinking about our ho-llerin' muscles."
Speaking quietly to Astrallea, Rimsch says, "Not enough, we need whore."
Culghuun says, "Our ho-me is the w-ho-le reason we're c-ho-pping down these logs."
Zenaxa quietly says, "Ho-nestly."
Rivahe's spirit appears to be lifted by the singing.
Rivahe renews her songs.
(I wonder if she's getting it that all these comments are directed at her?)
Lord Saurven just arrived.
Jesik exclaims, "Heave ho!"
Saurven hugs Rivahe, who wraps him in a warm embrace.
Ilsiea beams happily at Saurven!
Rivahe hugs Saurven, who wraps her in a warm embrace.
Senja says, "You heave the ho.. I am not touching it."
Speaking quietly to Saurven, Rimsch asks, "Hey bud. Ho you doing?"
Speaking to Rimsch, Saurven asks, "Fine, you?"
Speaking quietly to Saurven, Rimsch says, "Ho....I'm ho-kay."
Kakoon calmly says, "You guys are ho-plessly lost in this joke."
You say, "Landin' is my ho-me, so I ho out choppin' trees."
Culghuun says, "Ho-w many logs is that? Thirty-nine/."
Rivahe nods to Saurven.
Senja says, "Ho-ly moly thats a bunch."
Nutmegg asks, "Ho-w long are we cutting trees?"
Speaking quietly to Nutmegg, Rimsch says, "Well, we need whore, ho I guess we're cutting till we get whore."
Saurven asks, "Anyone wanna tell me why I'm putting bruises and marks on my delicate hands for?"
Culghuun exclaims, "You heard Rimsch, people. Whore logs!"
Culghuun exclaims, "Put your back into it!"
Speaking to Saurven, you say, "Ho in case the reivers come back, we got some whore ammo fer ballistas."
Speaking quietly to Culghuun, Rimsch says, "Some folks around here put their back into something and do nothing else."
Belladonnia melodically says, "I havent got one but i have been chopping since we started ho ing logs."
Saurven clasps Rivahe's hand tenderly.
Nutmegg asks, "Ho-w long are we cutting trees?"
Rivahe nods to Saurven.
Lord Saurven's group just went north.
(Aww, no more Rivaho)
Senja says, "Ho-wever long it takes."
Rimsch bursts out in loud, raucous laughter.
Rimsch quietly says, "Well, she left."
Rimsch snickers.
You say, "Yup."
Speaking to Rimsch, Culghuun says, "Guess we can drop the joke."
Damn, it's nice seeing people come together and work together for a common cause.
(Edited immensely to get rid of all the useless lumberjack fun and shorten it down to this length No real people were hurt during the making of this log.)
[Edited on 6-30-2005 by Gigantuous]
Rivahe arrives.
Speaking quietly to himself, Culghuun says, "It is a shame we aren't cutting down whores for ballista ammunition."
Culghuun glances at Rivahe.
Speaking quietly to Naunakhte, Rimsch says, "Just doing some ho-nest work."
Larcenal hacks away at a tree with his axe for a while.
You try hard not to grin.
Speaking quietly to Naunakhte, Rimsch says, "Then ho away."
Speaking to Rimsch, you say, "Ho really? it beats what yer normally up ta."
Rimsch quietly says, "Hohoho."
Rimsch chuckles.
You snicker.
This is where it starts getting better as more people start joining in w/o any encouragement.
Belladonnia melodically says, "Hi ho hi ho its off to work we go ."
Speaking to Rimsch, Lunablossom says, "He musta been ho-ified at the thought of work."
Rimsch nods to Lunablossom.
Speaking quietly to Lunablossom, Rimsch says, "Ho-nuff."
Speaking to Rimsch, Nutmegg says, "He wasn't very Ho-norable."
Speaking softly in broken common, Astrallea says, "I dont get the ho part."
Rimsch quietly says, "Ho I reckon we need ho-bout twenty whore logs."
Jesik says, "Let's just not give them a good ho-mecoming."
You laugh out loud!
Jesik snickers.
Astrallea says, "I dont get the joke."
Speaking to Nutmegg, Lunablossom says, "Should he Ho-ver near death, I shant be too Ho-ppy to hep him."
Culghuun exclaims, "Hooooooooooooooo!!! Head's up for logs!"
Jesik says, "Definately, there is no ho-pe for him."
Kakoon calmly says, "Yeah i dont really get the joke either."
Lunablossom laughs!
You snicker.
Ilsiea sighs.
Belladonnia melodically says, "Ho weee ho oh hooo ho."
Speaking softly in broken common, Astrallea asks, "Maybe you could explains?"
Jesik says, "You dont have to...we're all a bit delirious from this work anyway."
Senja says, "These puns are ho-rrible."
Senja shakes her head, clucking her tongue.
Lunablossom nods to Senja.
Belladonnia melodically says, "But fun ."
Senja says, "Yes."
Jesik says, "Bah, just go ho-me already."
Jesik grins.
Lunablossom says, "It gave us some small diversion from thinking about our ho-llerin' muscles."
Speaking quietly to Astrallea, Rimsch says, "Not enough, we need whore."
Culghuun says, "Our ho-me is the w-ho-le reason we're c-ho-pping down these logs."
Zenaxa quietly says, "Ho-nestly."
Rivahe's spirit appears to be lifted by the singing.
Rivahe renews her songs.
(I wonder if she's getting it that all these comments are directed at her?)
Lord Saurven just arrived.
Jesik exclaims, "Heave ho!"
Saurven hugs Rivahe, who wraps him in a warm embrace.
Ilsiea beams happily at Saurven!
Rivahe hugs Saurven, who wraps her in a warm embrace.
Senja says, "You heave the ho.. I am not touching it."
Speaking quietly to Saurven, Rimsch asks, "Hey bud. Ho you doing?"
Speaking to Rimsch, Saurven asks, "Fine, you?"
Speaking quietly to Saurven, Rimsch says, "Ho....I'm ho-kay."
Kakoon calmly says, "You guys are ho-plessly lost in this joke."
You say, "Landin' is my ho-me, so I ho out choppin' trees."
Culghuun says, "Ho-w many logs is that? Thirty-nine/."
Rivahe nods to Saurven.
Senja says, "Ho-ly moly thats a bunch."
Nutmegg asks, "Ho-w long are we cutting trees?"
Speaking quietly to Nutmegg, Rimsch says, "Well, we need whore, ho I guess we're cutting till we get whore."
Saurven asks, "Anyone wanna tell me why I'm putting bruises and marks on my delicate hands for?"
Culghuun exclaims, "You heard Rimsch, people. Whore logs!"
Culghuun exclaims, "Put your back into it!"
Speaking to Saurven, you say, "Ho in case the reivers come back, we got some whore ammo fer ballistas."
Speaking quietly to Culghuun, Rimsch says, "Some folks around here put their back into something and do nothing else."
Belladonnia melodically says, "I havent got one but i have been chopping since we started ho ing logs."
Saurven clasps Rivahe's hand tenderly.
Nutmegg asks, "Ho-w long are we cutting trees?"
Rivahe nods to Saurven.
Lord Saurven's group just went north.
(Aww, no more Rivaho)
Senja says, "Ho-wever long it takes."
Rimsch bursts out in loud, raucous laughter.
Rimsch quietly says, "Well, she left."
Rimsch snickers.
You say, "Yup."
Speaking to Rimsch, Culghuun says, "Guess we can drop the joke."
Damn, it's nice seeing people come together and work together for a common cause.
(Edited immensely to get rid of all the useless lumberjack fun and shorten it down to this length No real people were hurt during the making of this log.)
[Edited on 6-30-2005 by Gigantuous]