Amusing Euphemisms

[OreoElf]

He normally shut his eyes while

smurfing the sly four-legged tabby.


Enjoy the generator

http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism

[4a6c1]

rofl. That thing rox.

One thing I could never figure out was how he kept his shoes on while

flinging the worm.

I agree. Its kinda rude to keep your shoes on when your flinging a worm. :D

[Gan]

Originally posted by JihnasSpiritI agree. Its kinda rude to keep your shoes on when your flinging a worm. :D

Better traction...

[Wezas]

I feel like
tickling the pink client-server dumplings.

[Gan]

"She couldn't believe her luck as she discovered him passing the trouser soap."


I swear I've got the hiccups from laughing so hard at some of the things this generates...

[4a6c1]

Originally posted by Ganalon

Originally posted by JihnasSpiritI agree. Its kinda rude to keep your shoes on when your flinging a worm. :D

Better traction...

carpet floors

[4a6c1]

:rofl:

I feel like tossing the paisley bald-headed batch.

I feel like yodeling in the big meat.

The film shocked audiences nationwide with its frank depiction of two men parking the cherry trouser gecko.

Every morning, he woke up unleashing the carrot.

[Gan]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit

Originally posted by Ganalon

Originally posted by JihnasSpiritI agree. Its kinda rude to keep your shoes on when your flinging a worm. :D

Better traction...

carpet floors

rug burns

[4a6c1]

Originally posted by Ganalon

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit

Originally posted by Ganalon

Originally posted by JihnasSpiritI agree. Its kinda rude to keep your shoes on when your flinging a worm. :D

Better traction...

carpet floors

rug burns

sloppy dom

[Gan]

:lol:

[SayGoodbye]

Of course, back in my day we called it

visiting the brass peach.

[Brattt8525]

I couldn't believe my luck as she started

chasing the salami.

[OreoElf]

This may be in poor taste as the Pope's passing this year but...

She couldn't believe her luck as she discovered him rearranging the pope's goat.

They were hoping the neighbors couldn't see them pillaging the mule.

Every morning, he woke up inspecting the trouser hamburger.

In fifty years, would people of our age still call it freeing the royal carrot?

Then, I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the bus who was apparently harvesting the ballroom.

She hoped nobody saw her catching the preseident.
^<Insert Clinton Joke here>

[Nauriel]

The last time I saw him, he was

munching the Welsh sausage.

[DeV]

"You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were

slamming the chocolate president."

"Of course, back in my day we called it

polishing the forbidden trouser plant."

Oblivious to the crowd of observers that was forming, the couple resumed

greasing up the sacred lucky raisin.

[Kainen]

Hey! Who's been spreading the woodchuck?!

Tenalin has!

[Tisket]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit

Originally posted by Ganalon

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit

Originally posted by Ganalon

Originally posted by JihnasSpiritI agree. Its kinda rude to keep your shoes on when your flinging a worm. :D

Better traction...

carpet floors

rug burns

sloppy dom


For a moment there I thought I was in the Word Association thread.

[Kuyuk]

Shut the door! I'm

rubbing the groovy sacred mushroom!

[Czeska]

They were hoping the neighbors couldn't see them

peeling the bald-headed ham batmobile.

[CrystalTears]

You should have seen your face! You looked like you were

greasing up the bald-headed guy.

:lol:

[4a6c1]

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

HAHAHAHA. These things are horrible.

Shut the door! I'm

unleashing the Spanish alien!

[soenchanting]

You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were widening the moist pork pudding.

[soenchanting]

This unique and colorful custom is referred to as perusing the slug.
:D

I couldn't believe my luck as she started

tidying up the ol' Nantucket Polish salami.;)

This is not an appropriate place for

tossing the purple pork badger.:(

Okay I'm done..

[Tsunami]

The last time I saw him, he was tucking into the legendary flesh goat.

You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were dusting the lemur.


She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were stretching the red clam.

I couldn't believe my best friend was actually sleeving the heat-seeking smurfy god.

The last time I had this much fun, I was validating the stick.

Then, I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the bus who was apparently surfing the big pocket enchilada.

She couldn't believe her luck as she discovered him chastising the wee bald cactus.

[OreoElf]

Cross-examination revealed that he had a great deal of experience perpetuating the pork trout.

You should have seen your face! You looked like you were eating the darkness.

You can't expect me to believe you were only releasing the great dermal eel.