When Reivers Attack!! (again)

[Hips]

[Wehnimer's, Exterior]
As you stand next to the southwest corner of the Landing, you have an unobstructed view of the plain. Some distance away you can make out the vague figures of shepherdesses tending their flocks of Rolton -- sheep indigenous to the region. Further south the grassy expanse turns hilly, eventually terminating in stark mountains that line the horizon. You also see a reiver scout, a reiver warrior, a reiver warrior, a reiver warrior, a reiver warrior, a reiver scout, a reiver scout, a reiver scout, a reiver scout, a reiver scout, a reiver warrior, a reiver warrior, a reiver warrior, a reiver warrior, a reiver warrior, a rolton, a reiver scout, a rolton, a reiver scout, a reiver warrior, a reiver warrior, a reiver warrior, a reiver scout, a reiver warrior, a reiver warrior, a reiver warrior, a reiver scout, a reiver scout, a reiver scout and a wooden signpost.

[4a6c1]

Haha. I just saw something like that through my empaths volner thing and I was like WTF??

[4a6c1]

OMG. DAMNIT.

:mad::argue::banghead::fu::die::laser::kick::shoot ::injured::hang::chair::punch::hammer::axe::fence: :compbash:

[StrayRogue]

OMG Jihna you just totally encapsulated the Landing's population and their various reactions to an invasion perfectly using only emoticons!:socool:

[Arqueto]

Just for the record... DO NOT attempt to run your level 8 wizard through the invasion on his way to Solhaven. The Reiver Champions don't like it too much.

[Gizmo]

Just for the record... DO NOT attempt to run your level 8 wizard through the invasion on his way to Solhaven. The Reiver Champions don't like it too much.

So this means my Level 4 Rogue would be safe? ;)

[Fallen]

A reiver hag swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +530 vs DS: +518 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +83 = +129
A layer of shifting stone absorbs 8 points of damage!
... and hits for 46 points of damage!
Incredible slash to your neck! >>

A clip from the fighting

[Arqueto]

Originally posted by Gizmo
So this means my Level 4 Rogue would be safe? ;)
Suuuuuure. Except, it would look something like this. But way worse.

A reiver champion swings a broadsword at you!
AS: +500 vs DS: +174 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +71 = +430
... and hits for 114 points of damage!
Deep slash to your right forearm!
You feel your extra strength departing.
You become solid again.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding you suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The bright luminescence fades from around you.
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.
The buzz of thoughts in your mind subsides.

And yes, I win the bonehead-of-the-day award. That's the second time. I'm just too damn impatient to sit around while they're outside the gates.

[4a6c1]

Reiver hag swings at 530. Ouch? Yez 3 times. :sniffle:

[Jolena]

Yeah but they flirt with you BEFORE they kill you. Hehe. Jihna's kind of man! :)

After the hags winded me and I was in offensive laying on my back, I got my arse handed to me. Here's a clip:


A reiver hag swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +530 vs DS: +264 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +39 = +333
... and hits for 78 points of damage!
You twist away but are caught with a hard slash!
Back is broken!
You are stunned for 5 rounds!
The champion winks at you and says, "Och, what lovely eyes ye 'ave, lass!"
A reiver champion swings a broadsword at you!
AS: +500 vs DS: +258 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +83 = +355
... and hits for 45 points of damage!
Diagonal slash leaves a bloody trail across your torso.
A reiver champion swings a leather-wrapped claidmore at you!
AS: +500 vs DS: +230 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +88 = +386
... and hits for 91 points of damage!
Slash to head destroys your right eye!
Doesn't do your brain any good either.
The dim aura fades from around you.
Your SIGN OF STRIKING is no longer effective.
The light blue glow leaves you.
Your SIGN OF DEFENDING is no longer effective.
Your SIGN OF SWORDS is no longer effective.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding you suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
You become solid again.
Your SIGN OF SMITING is no longer effective.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
The deep blue glow leaves you.
The powerful look leaves you.
You feel your extra strength departing.
You feel less confident.
Your SIGN OF WARDING is no longer effective.


and THEN talk shit :lol:

The reiver grins, "Not quite the fighter you thought you were, eh, Jolena? Probably grew up as ae krol' slave, I warrant."

The champion grins, "Not quite the fighter you thought you were, eh, Michiko? Probably grew up as ae krol' slave, I warrant."

Speaking quietly to a reiver, you say, "Shut up you."

[4a6c1]

Yeah. I had super fun with that ugly-monsters-flirting-while-they-die thing

Jihna says,"I fancy you too, but I think you'd be prettier dead. Lets try that first and work on us from there."

Jihna winks at hunky new husband thing.

AND THEN BRIDAL PARTY PROCEED TO PWN MY ASS.

In retrospect I probably shouldnt been yapping so much. :no:

[hectomaner]

Originally posted by Fallen
A reiver hag swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +530 vs DS: +518 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +83 = +129
A layer of shifting stone absorbs 8 points of damage!
... and hits for 46 points of damage!
Incredible slash to your neck! >>

A clip from the fighting

i was so pissed from that hit. it really made me cry, and die

[Gigantuous]

Damn, and I slept through it all.

[Asha]

Dammit I could have pwned!!
Sigh, then it wouldn't have been fair on all the level 4 rogues.

[Nauriel]

the reivers strike again! I do love it when they tell you that you have pretty eyes before they kill you....:lol:

I was rather proud of this one....damn those reivers...I already had got a major to the head from one, then this bugger ran me clean through......

A reiver champion swings a leather-wrapped claidhmore at you!
AS: +500 vs DS: +381 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +24 = +171
... and hits for 65 points of damage!
Bloody slash to your side!
Instant death, due to lack of intestines.
Your SIGN OF DEFENDING is no longer effective.
A faint silvery glow fades from around you.
Your SIGN OF STRIKING is no longer effective.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
The powerful look leaves you.
You feel your extra strength departing.
Your SIGN OF SMITING is no longer effective.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding you suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The bright luminescence fades from around you.
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.

[Latrinsorm]

A hag swung at me with a 530 AS and a claidhmore. One berserk later I was running away very quickly. Who said they could have an invasion while I'm trying to do gld reps at work? :mad:

[Bobmuhthol]

Pussies.

A reiver champion swings a leather-wrapped claidhmore at you!
AS: +500 vs DS: +255 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +81 = +363
... and hits for 37 points of damage!
Large gash to your right arm, several muscles torn.
You are stunned for 1 rounds!

A reiver champion swings a broadsword at you!
AS: +500 vs DS: +174 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +69 = +431
... and hits for 46 points of damage!
Strike connects with shoulder blade!
You are stunned for 2 rounds!

A reiver champion swings a broadsword at you!
AS: +500 vs DS: +72 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +23 = +487
... and hits for 53 points of damage!
Eye crushed by a hard blow to the face!

A reiver archmage claps its hands together in front of you!
A reiver archmage hurls a powerful lightning bolt at you!
AS: +580 vs DS: +219 with AvD: +51 + d100 roll: +32 = +444
... and hits for 104 points of damage!
Arcing bolt of electricity galvanizes left arm to elbow. Won't be using it for awhile.
You are stunned for 9 rounds!