Jenisi
06-26-2005, 07:39 PM
I'm bored so I'm gonna type up more random shit that's going through my head instead of doing something productive.
The new Foo Fighters song is the most redundant piece of shit I've heard in my life. This is what they want the world to remember them by? Wow. I bet Dave wishes it was still 1994.
On the same topic, someone needs to sue MTV for false advertisement. Their name means Music Television, yet they play no music. I'm tired of these reality shows where they try to hook someone's mom up with 3 gay guys who look like the illegitimate children of the Beach Boys.
Eminem and 50 Cent need to fight to the death in a barbwire cage that is lit on fire. No matter what, the real winner is me.
Trent Reznor is to star in the sequel to The Passion of The Christ. In what I title "The Passion: Reloaded", Jesus wakes up and realizes he was in the Matrix the entire time. He then makes catchy Industrial music and sells millions of records. That's right... Trent Reznor is Jesus Christ, bitches.
In a perfect world, drunk drivers would be run over by a steamroller BEFORE they endanger the public.
Smokers would take a tour of the cancer ward of the hospital in a radical new 'scared shitless' program. They will then be knocked silly with a hammer every time they say "this is the last one" and light up.
People with HIV who continue to have sex and infect others would be spin-kicked in the head by Jean Claude Van Dam.
Assholes that listen to "underground" New York scene music wouldn't argue with me about what Hardcore is.
ET and Yoda would have the cutest alien babies ever. They would then attempt to phone home via collect calls, but fail as the operator doesn't know what the fuck they're trying to say.
John Basedow, Tony Little, and Bob the Enzyte boner pill guy would all have their egos surgically deflated and be forced to get REAL jobs. Same with that Oxy Clean fuckwad that can't control the tone of his voice.
Well, that's all I got for today. Time to pass out as I wallow in self glory.
The new Foo Fighters song is the most redundant piece of shit I've heard in my life. This is what they want the world to remember them by? Wow. I bet Dave wishes it was still 1994.
On the same topic, someone needs to sue MTV for false advertisement. Their name means Music Television, yet they play no music. I'm tired of these reality shows where they try to hook someone's mom up with 3 gay guys who look like the illegitimate children of the Beach Boys.
Eminem and 50 Cent need to fight to the death in a barbwire cage that is lit on fire. No matter what, the real winner is me.
Trent Reznor is to star in the sequel to The Passion of The Christ. In what I title "The Passion: Reloaded", Jesus wakes up and realizes he was in the Matrix the entire time. He then makes catchy Industrial music and sells millions of records. That's right... Trent Reznor is Jesus Christ, bitches.
In a perfect world, drunk drivers would be run over by a steamroller BEFORE they endanger the public.
Smokers would take a tour of the cancer ward of the hospital in a radical new 'scared shitless' program. They will then be knocked silly with a hammer every time they say "this is the last one" and light up.
People with HIV who continue to have sex and infect others would be spin-kicked in the head by Jean Claude Van Dam.
Assholes that listen to "underground" New York scene music wouldn't argue with me about what Hardcore is.
ET and Yoda would have the cutest alien babies ever. They would then attempt to phone home via collect calls, but fail as the operator doesn't know what the fuck they're trying to say.
John Basedow, Tony Little, and Bob the Enzyte boner pill guy would all have their egos surgically deflated and be forced to get REAL jobs. Same with that Oxy Clean fuckwad that can't control the tone of his voice.
Well, that's all I got for today. Time to pass out as I wallow in self glory.