OreoElf
06-26-2005, 06:14 PM
Taunted by an elven barmaid... fun had by all... not to mention Dazmar sayin This shit is bananas... I was laughin so hard I tried to edit out the uneeded content... but I'm not that good at editing scripts heheh...
An elven barmaid walks by and says, "You cheap folks need to order something, a girl has got to make a living you know." She then wanders off to another table.
Ana coughs.
You join Ana.
You laugh out loud!
Ana grins.
You ask, "Order what?"
You mutter something inaudible.
J>order
There is no merchant here to order anything from.
You say, "There is nothing to order you crazy wench."
You say, "So."
You snuggle against Ana, who cradles an arm around you.
The same elven barmaid walks by and says, "Buy the lovely laides some drinks!" She glares at the men and storms off.
Jaken stares off into space.
You grin.
Ussa stares off into space.
Jaken chuckles.
Ussa says, "I aint buyin nuttin."
Jaken rummages around in his pockets.
Jaken says, "I might could afford water."
Jaken hangs his head.
You snap your fingers at Jaken.
You say, "Charge for healing then man."
You say, "Something nice and cool to drink for ana."
You say, "Maybe something green."
Ana asks, "Drink?"
Ana asks, "Ana?"
Ana asks, "Green?"
Ana asks, "Where?"
You lean over and lick Ana's cheek sloppily!
You say, "No idea."
Jaken vigorously shakes his head.
Jaken removes a forest green potion from in his checkered herb sack.
Jaken gazes thoughtfully at his forest green potion.
Jaken vigorously shakes his head.
Ana grins.
The voice of Ussa says, "Nots me."
Jaken agrees with you.
Speaking to Dazmar, you say, "Maybe you buy the drinks Daz."
Jaken lifts one end of the table, causing everything upon it to slide precariously to the other side! Jaken sets the table level before any of the items meet disaster.
Dazmar laughs!
You say, "The barmaid is lookin kinda mad."
You say, "Called us cheap."
Ana nods to you.
Dazmar says, "Heh."
Ana says, "Well we are."
Jaken says, "She's just mad cause she's got corns."
Dazmar says, "I got hit with an 8k fine."
Ana smirks.
Dazmar says, "Out of no where."
Ana asks, "For?"
Jaken asks, "For what?"
You rub Dazmar gently.
Jaken cocks his head at Dazmar.
Dazmar says, "Nothing."
Ana peers quizzically at Dazmar.
Dazmar says, "Just like in the last hunt."
Jaken blinks.
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Dazmar says, "Just popped up."
Ana says, "Kissin me."
The sneering elven barmaid walks by and says, "Ana, Amerith, Ilyana.. why do you put up with the likes of them who can not even be bothered to buy you a drink." She shakes her head in disapproval and brings drinks and food to another table.
Ana asks, "See?"
You say, "I told you."
Ana says, "I want a green drink."
Ana raises her fist defiantly.
Dazmar raises his hand.
Ana says, "Wow."
You say, "Barmaid.... I am not entirely sure other than they are hunting companions."
You grin.
Ana says, "We need to hire that barmaid."
Jaken says, "She's got you're name down now."
Ilyana stares off into space.
Dazmar removes a glass of iced lemonade from in his viperskin longcoat.
Ilyana says, "Amerith dragged me here."
Ilyana says, "Don't ask me."
Dazmar drops a glass of iced lemonade.
Ilyana snorts.
Ana says, "Dazmar."
Dazmar asks, "Yes?"
Ana says, "Thats yellow."
Jaken laughs!
Ana says, "Not green."
Dazmar says, "I dont know where green is."
Dazmar screams!
Ana rolls her eyes.
The sneering elven barmaid walks by and says, "And Jaken, do not think we do not know all about YOU." She snickers and wanders off to the kitchen.
Jaken falls to the ground laughing hysterically!
You grin at Jaken.
Dazmar says, "Cheap bar."
Ana grins at Jaken.
Dazmar says, "No drinks."
Ana exclaims, "Sooo true!"
Jaken says, "Seems I've gone a pinching too many times."
Dazmar says, "This shit's bananas."
Ana leans softly against Jaken.
Speaking to Jaken, you say, "That's right you silly sot."
Ana nods to Jaken.
Jaken pounds a circular black oak table with his fist, but nothing happens.
Speaking to Jaken, you say, "Don't think flirting with that other barmaid hasn't gotten around."
Ana agrees with you.
Jaken says, "Next thing you know she'll want a bigger tip."
Ana says, "I could use a good barmaid like her."
Jaken says, "I've told her that just serving me is tip enough."
Jaken sets about preparing himself to be as presentable as possible.
Dazmar asks, "Where did the wine come from?"
The sneering elven barmaid walks by and drops off some drinks.
Ana says, "Listen to that barmaid now."
Jaken says, "Us old folk need our beauty sleep."
Ana says, "Round us up some drinks."
You say, "Thank you bar maid."
Jaken says, "Green wine."
Dazmar says, "Bringing em here."
Dazmar says, "I need me a stiff."
Jaken picks up a glass of emerald green wine.
Dazmar says, "Drink."
Dazmar nods.
Ana picks up a glass of emerald green wine.
Dazmar says, "I need somethin with a kick."
Jaken says, "I'm fresh out of death rum."
Jaken exclaims, "Barwench!"
You stare at Jaken.
Jaken exclaims, "Some absinthe here when you get a moment!"
J>stand
You say, "I wish they had something in indigo."
You say, "Perhaps the barmaid can get to work on that."
The sneering elven barmaid walks by with a tray of indigo-hued drinks.
Ana says, "Well atleast Dazmar learned yellow from green."
You let out a cheer!
Ana grins.
You say, "Thanks barmaid."
Jaken lets out a cheer!
Jaken says, "She's taunting you."
You stare at nothing in particular.
:lol:
An elven barmaid walks by and says, "You cheap folks need to order something, a girl has got to make a living you know." She then wanders off to another table.
Ana coughs.
You join Ana.
You laugh out loud!
Ana grins.
You ask, "Order what?"
You mutter something inaudible.
J>order
There is no merchant here to order anything from.
You say, "There is nothing to order you crazy wench."
You say, "So."
You snuggle against Ana, who cradles an arm around you.
The same elven barmaid walks by and says, "Buy the lovely laides some drinks!" She glares at the men and storms off.
Jaken stares off into space.
You grin.
Ussa stares off into space.
Jaken chuckles.
Ussa says, "I aint buyin nuttin."
Jaken rummages around in his pockets.
Jaken says, "I might could afford water."
Jaken hangs his head.
You snap your fingers at Jaken.
You say, "Charge for healing then man."
You say, "Something nice and cool to drink for ana."
You say, "Maybe something green."
Ana asks, "Drink?"
Ana asks, "Ana?"
Ana asks, "Green?"
Ana asks, "Where?"
You lean over and lick Ana's cheek sloppily!
You say, "No idea."
Jaken vigorously shakes his head.
Jaken removes a forest green potion from in his checkered herb sack.
Jaken gazes thoughtfully at his forest green potion.
Jaken vigorously shakes his head.
Ana grins.
The voice of Ussa says, "Nots me."
Jaken agrees with you.
Speaking to Dazmar, you say, "Maybe you buy the drinks Daz."
Jaken lifts one end of the table, causing everything upon it to slide precariously to the other side! Jaken sets the table level before any of the items meet disaster.
Dazmar laughs!
You say, "The barmaid is lookin kinda mad."
You say, "Called us cheap."
Ana nods to you.
Dazmar says, "Heh."
Ana says, "Well we are."
Jaken says, "She's just mad cause she's got corns."
Dazmar says, "I got hit with an 8k fine."
Ana smirks.
Dazmar says, "Out of no where."
Ana asks, "For?"
Jaken asks, "For what?"
You rub Dazmar gently.
Jaken cocks his head at Dazmar.
Dazmar says, "Nothing."
Ana peers quizzically at Dazmar.
Dazmar says, "Just like in the last hunt."
Jaken blinks.
J>
Dazmar says, "Just popped up."
Ana says, "Kissin me."
The sneering elven barmaid walks by and says, "Ana, Amerith, Ilyana.. why do you put up with the likes of them who can not even be bothered to buy you a drink." She shakes her head in disapproval and brings drinks and food to another table.
Ana asks, "See?"
You say, "I told you."
Ana says, "I want a green drink."
Ana raises her fist defiantly.
Dazmar raises his hand.
Ana says, "Wow."
You say, "Barmaid.... I am not entirely sure other than they are hunting companions."
You grin.
Ana says, "We need to hire that barmaid."
Jaken says, "She's got you're name down now."
Ilyana stares off into space.
Dazmar removes a glass of iced lemonade from in his viperskin longcoat.
Ilyana says, "Amerith dragged me here."
Ilyana says, "Don't ask me."
Dazmar drops a glass of iced lemonade.
Ilyana snorts.
Ana says, "Dazmar."
Dazmar asks, "Yes?"
Ana says, "Thats yellow."
Jaken laughs!
Ana says, "Not green."
Dazmar says, "I dont know where green is."
Dazmar screams!
Ana rolls her eyes.
The sneering elven barmaid walks by and says, "And Jaken, do not think we do not know all about YOU." She snickers and wanders off to the kitchen.
Jaken falls to the ground laughing hysterically!
You grin at Jaken.
Dazmar says, "Cheap bar."
Ana grins at Jaken.
Dazmar says, "No drinks."
Ana exclaims, "Sooo true!"
Jaken says, "Seems I've gone a pinching too many times."
Dazmar says, "This shit's bananas."
Ana leans softly against Jaken.
Speaking to Jaken, you say, "That's right you silly sot."
Ana nods to Jaken.
Jaken pounds a circular black oak table with his fist, but nothing happens.
Speaking to Jaken, you say, "Don't think flirting with that other barmaid hasn't gotten around."
Ana agrees with you.
Jaken says, "Next thing you know she'll want a bigger tip."
Ana says, "I could use a good barmaid like her."
Jaken says, "I've told her that just serving me is tip enough."
Jaken sets about preparing himself to be as presentable as possible.
Dazmar asks, "Where did the wine come from?"
The sneering elven barmaid walks by and drops off some drinks.
Ana says, "Listen to that barmaid now."
Jaken says, "Us old folk need our beauty sleep."
Ana says, "Round us up some drinks."
You say, "Thank you bar maid."
Jaken says, "Green wine."
Dazmar says, "Bringing em here."
Dazmar says, "I need me a stiff."
Jaken picks up a glass of emerald green wine.
Dazmar says, "Drink."
Dazmar nods.
Ana picks up a glass of emerald green wine.
Dazmar says, "I need somethin with a kick."
Jaken says, "I'm fresh out of death rum."
Jaken exclaims, "Barwench!"
You stare at Jaken.
Jaken exclaims, "Some absinthe here when you get a moment!"
J>stand
You say, "I wish they had something in indigo."
You say, "Perhaps the barmaid can get to work on that."
The sneering elven barmaid walks by with a tray of indigo-hued drinks.
Ana says, "Well atleast Dazmar learned yellow from green."
You let out a cheer!
Ana grins.
You say, "Thanks barmaid."
Jaken lets out a cheer!
Jaken says, "She's taunting you."
You stare at nothing in particular.
:lol: