Threesome (don't read if you get offended easily)

[kheldarin]

I'd hate to brag, but on a faithful Tuesday night, I shacked it up with two women, at the same time.

How'd I do it? I have no idea actually. It started off as a normal bowling outing with my co-workers when my co-worker and her friend asked me to sit in between them. They scooted in close to me and they asked, "Have you ever been with two women before?"

The rest, my friends, is history.

At 20 years old, I can finally say I can die a man.

:socool:

[SpunGirl]

LOL. It's always good to accomplish a goal you've set for yourself.

-K:clap:

[Ilvane]

:lol: Good for you..

-A:cool:

[Edited on 6-25-2005 by Ilvane]

[Dwarven Empath]

Now all you have to do is find a guy, and tagteam a girl with him.

Then you'll be complete.

[AnticorRifling]

Congrats bro.

[Kuyuk]

Nice job. Where can we find the webcam video?


K.

[kheldarin]

Originally posted by Kuyuk
Nice job. Where can we find the webcam video?


K.

Kazaa.

But yeah, they uh, "interacted" with each other too, which was the greatest fuckin thing in the world.

[Mistomeer]

Originally posted by Celember
Now all you have to do is find a guy, and tagteam a girl with him.

Then you'll be complete.

Fingercuffs!

[DeV]

Awesome. Welcome to the club. :bouncy:

[Parkbandit]

Just tell me they were fucking ugly.. and I won't be so jealous.

[Gan]

And we make fun of Bob's bowling trophies... looks like the bowling alley is where its at.

[4a6c1]

sumpa goot!

:rah:

[Fission]

The thing now, of course, is to see if they'll do it again. Then you're set.

:yes:

[Skirmisher]

Or in trouble.

[Shalla]

Originally posted by Ganalon
And we make fun of Bob's bowling trophies... looks like the bowling alley is where its at.

LMAO, that's what I thought. I was like, bowling? wtf? :lol:

[Snapp]

Congrats! :lol: Hopefully it won't cause problems at work.

[HarmNone]

Umm, congratulations, maybe...

These are people you work with? :scared:

[Divinity]

Congrats dood. Sounds like it was a good experience for ya.

[longshot]

Congrats.

A word of wisdom though... don't make this your defining moment.

Your friends will get real sick of you if they have to hear about it everytime you have more than one beer.

I really don't care what they look like, it's impressive to pull off, even if you are like the 15th dude that they've teamed up on.

In this case, and in only this case, it can be said that two "5's" can make a "10".

[Doyle Hargraves]

w00t

Welcome to the club.

The only "bad" part is that nailing one chick at a time will never be quite the same again.

[kheldarin]

Actually, they were pretty good looking. My male co-workers got kinda mad at me cause I left with both of them.

But yeah, it did cause some trouble at work, heh. I work with one of them, and we can hardly look at each other now, hahaha.

[OreoElf]

Originally posted by HarmNone
Umm, congratulations, maybe...

These are people you work with? :scared:

That was my first thought as well... Never sleep with co-workers... it can always go bad and messy... Any other way I'd be congratulating you... Enjoy it anyway..

[Toxicvixen]

Never sleep with co-workers... it can always go bad and messy...

But how else do you get promotions?! :D

Just kidding!

- Toxicvixen who doesn't sleep with family members to get up the food chain.

[Sylph]

been there done that.... that said....




WAY TO GO MAN!@!!

[kheldarin]

Originally posted by OreoElf

Originally posted by HarmNone
Umm, congratulations, maybe...

These are people you work with? :scared:

That was my first thought as well... Never sleep with co-workers... it can always go bad and messy... Any other way I'd be congratulating you... Enjoy it anyway..

Haha, holy shit, this thing kind of blew up in my face. Everyone at work talks about it, and my boss found out. She had to tell everyone to shut up about it. Now the co-worker that I had that "thing" with tells the other girl that I was spreading all of this stuff, for some reason.

Now they both hate me and all of my co-workers keep giving me high-fives and shit.

[Edited on 6-26-2005 by kheldarin]

[Stunseed]

Life Lesson #14 :

Don't dip your pen in the company ink.


PS. Good job.

[Ilvane]

:lol: Oops?

That's kind of funny..

-A

[Keller]

Loose lips sink ships.

Way to ruin the encore.

You could have had a good thing going there.

[kheldarin]

Originally posted by Keller
Loose lips sink ships.

Way to ruin the encore.

You could have had a good thing going there.

Yeah, but the thing is, I didn't say jack shit. All of my co-workers were talking about it, and those girls assumed I was the one who said that shit.

HAHA, this morning, one of the girls (not the co-worker) texted me with, "y u gotta talk shyt for?"

[Edaarin]

"My whole life, I've never fucked a ten. Never fucked a ten! But one night, I fucked five twos!"

-- George Carlin

[SpunGirl]

"Y you gotta talk shyt for?" Where the fuck are you working, Arby's?

-K

[kheldarin]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
"Y you gotta talk shyt for?" Where the fuck are you working, Arby's?

-K

Hahahah, nah I work at Circuit City. Besides, she doesn't work there, she's just the friend of the co-worker.

[SpunGirl]

LOL. Good luck sorting the mess out. Maybe you can transfer to another CC or work at Best Buy or something if the situation gets out of hand.

-K

[Skirmisher]

Welcome to company legend.

An infamous legend, but legend nonetheless.

[Brattt8525]

If you come here to a message board to boast about bagging a double header in bed, whats to stop you from bragging to a buddy at work?

[kheldarin]

Originally posted by Brattt8525
If you come here to a message board to boast about bagging a double header in bed, whats to stop you from bragging to a buddy at work?

I bragged to my friends, but not my co-workers, cause I knew shit like this was gonna happen.

Anonymous message board. I couldn't pick this guy out from a hole in the wall if I had to in real life.

- Arkans

[Volstock]

Originally posted by OreoElf

Originally posted by HarmNone
Umm, congratulations, maybe...

These are people you work with? :scared:

That was my first thought as well... Never sleep with co-workers... it can always go bad and messy... Any other way I'd be congratulating you... Enjoy it anyway..

Good for you that you bag them. Maybe the rumor was spread by your male co-worker who was piss that you left with two lady at once. Correct me if I'm wrong but in his situations isn't bad and messy a good thing?

[DeV]

Originally posted by OreoElf
Never sleep with co-workers... it can always go bad and messy... Or good and messy. I've done it once, would never do it again, but it was damn good at the time. I was young (19), single, and didn't think that it might not be a good idea to do that then.

We look back now like what the fuck were we thinking. It's not always bad though, but it definitely depends on the people involved. Surprisingly we are still good friends to this day.

[Xcalibur]

It'S a "to do before being too old" wish for any man that is hetero.

And yeah, you get addicted to it:yes:

[Soulpieced]

I can't believe I missed this thread when it was first started. Yes, X's above post is 100% true.

If you had a million dollars, what would you do?

Two chicks at once. :shoot:

[kheldarin]

Originally posted by DeV

Originally posted by OreoElf
Never sleep with co-workers... it can always go bad and messy... Or good and messy. I've done it once, would never do it again, but it was damn good at the time. I was young (19), single, and didn't think that it might not be a good idea to do that then.

We look back now like what the fuck were we thinking. It's not always bad though, but it definitely depends on the people involved. Surprisingly we are still good friends to this day.

HAHA, good friends till this day? How'd you manage to do that?

I don't think I'll ever even talk to these chicks again.

[Apotheosis]

Eh, congrats on the score, bragging about it is probably not cool.

It's been my experience that if you're just banging a chick (or chicks) and not in a relationship with them, a bit of discretion is respectful and won't kill you in the end.

Bragging about it like, makes people pissed in the end, and they probably won't believe you anyway, so, as long as you know you did it, then you should probably just keep it at that.

But in the end, hell, I would brag to some of my friends if I did that, although they probably just wouldn't believe me (heh).

[Stunseed]

< I would brag to some of my friends if I did that, although they probably just wouldn't believe me >

Your Bankie's stunt double from Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. You should be banging chicks dozens at a time.

[DeV]

Originally posted by kheldarin
HAHA, good friends till this day? How'd you manage to do that?
I'm just very good with women, especially those I've slept with. It was understood going in that it was a one time thing so it made things that much smoother, and the fact that she was very down to earth as well as smokin' made a big difference.

Drama free women are the way to go. You just have to play it cool, make it seem like it was the shit, but not a big deal at the same time.

[Apotheosis]

Originally posted by Stunseed
Your Bankie's stunt double from Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. You should be banging chicks dozens at a time.



;)

[Carl Spackler]

Fuck eh rights!

nice job