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Edaarin
06-23-2005, 08:13 PM
He saw his life slipping away, and did something about it. The picture is the best part.

http://www.kstp.com/article/stories/S8928.html?cat=1

Thomas Mason walked into a Winona bank on Saturday morning and handed the teller a note. In it he threatened to return with a weapon and kill everyone in the bank if he did not receive $1,000.

The note was signed Thomas Mason.

Thomas Mason talked exclusively to 5 EYEWITNESS NEWS about why he gave the teller a note with his full name on it.

"What can I say, I just followed one of my crazy thoughts," Mason said.

The note went on to say "I am going to kill everyone in the bank if I come back in with my weapon in hand," according to police.

"They gave me the money," Mason said.

Mason then went across the street and bought $100 worth of lottery tickets.

"Not that I had time to play them," he said.

Mason then walked over to 3rd Street Liquors, bought a six-pack of beer, then took a seat 300 yards from the bank he just robbed and started scratching tickets.

Police found him later and he had $813 on him.

Thomas Mason said he was just bored with life, and offered a simple explanation for his actions.

"I was falling through the cracks of society."

Fallen
06-23-2005, 08:17 PM
Here is hoping the highly structured environment of prison is conducive to his woeful conundrum...or something.

Sylph
06-23-2005, 08:22 PM
rofl

Snapp
06-23-2005, 08:29 PM
:lol2: That's hilarious in a warped way.

Back
06-23-2005, 08:39 PM
Brilliant. What a jackass.

See, my plan is, apply for all the credit cards I can. Then... Aw, maybe I shouldn’t be on record saying this.

Fengus
06-23-2005, 11:08 PM
That plans been done already, countless times.

Sounds like a fun day, too bad he was caught so soon, dumbass.