6-19 Family guy Episode - Quotes

[Tromp]

I'm still laughing about last night's show!

"Is there any traction left or is just like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7..... 7 prosititutes"

[Showal]

This episode was not as good as last week's but still really good.

"I call to witness the ghost that tells no lies and can only be heard by me"

"Objection, this is ridiculous"

"I'll allow it. You better be going somewhere with this, mr griffin"

[Anebriated]

"Your clock wont flush"

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Showal
"I call to witness the ghost that tells no lies and can only be heard by me""Don't point at me, you jackass!"

[Jolena]

"I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor. Oh. Oh. I'm a tumor."

:bouncy:

[Alarke]

More embarassing than the time you locked your keys out of the car?

[Makkah]

Everyone get out. And take 5 of the prostitutes with you.

(somethin like that... had me rollin)

[Tromp]

Originally posted by Alarke
More embarassing than the time you locked your keys out of the car?

Totally LMAO on that one right now!

[Tromp]

My Dad is smarter than your Dad!

Stupid he is your Dad too

[Bobmuhthol]

I haven't watched Family Guy in like a month. :( My memory blows.

At least Adult Swim is back.

[Anebriated]

I dont remember if it was on Family Guy or American Dad last night but when the guy from hiroshima said the day couldn't get any worse...

[Jolena]

that was Family guy, right after he found out he is legally retarded and was griping to his wife :lol:

[Tromp]

any recall the line when they shut off the lights with Stewie and the other kid were going to bed? I can't remember what Stewie was saying but it was out there...

[Liberi Fatali]

Originally posted by Elrodin
I dont remember if it was on Family Guy or American Dad last night but when the guy from hiroshima said the day couldn't get any worse...

Rocky... I don't even know what you look like. Can I touch your face?

Of course, Diana.

Oh... God. Oh... oh God. What is this? W-w-w-what is all this? A-a-Am I touching the outside of a house?! Oh, God... you're a monster!

I'm beautiful on the inside.

Yeah, but Rocky, there's a limit. Oh... w-what is this, now?! Does your face have a pelvis?!?!

Oh, goodness, that was funny.

American Dad was HILARIOUS too! I don't usually laugh at that show, but it had me cackling last night.

Tabor.

[Liberi Fatali]

Originally posted by Tromp
any recall the line when they shut off the lights with Stewie and the other kid were going to bed? I can't remember what Stewie was saying but it was out there...

It was:

"Hey, Chris? What ever happened to Jeana Davis? She used to be in movies... but she's not in movies anymore. She's attractive enough, but when she smiles you see too much GUM. Not a good tooth-to-gum-ratio. Chris? Ah... I'll tell you tomorrow.

[Anebriated]

Yeah, I dont normally watch it but last night had its moments.

<opens stall door>
<scream>
"Sorry I'm retarded"

<opens stall door>
<scream>
"Sorry I'm retarded"

<opens stall door>
<scream>
"Didn't you hear me say I'm retarded"
"Oh, you're just curious"

[Chadj]

Let me show you how it all works down there.

[Tromp]

Originally posted by Tabor

Originally posted by Tromp
any recall the line when they shut off the lights with Stewie and the other kid were going to bed? I can't remember what Stewie was saying but it was out there...

It was:

"Hey, Chris? What ever happened to Jeana Davis? She used to be in movies... but she's not in movies anymore. She's attractive enough, but when she smiles you see too much GUM. Not a good tooth-to-gum-ratio. Chris? Ah... I'll tell you tomorrow.

Thanks! As I said, that was out there.

[Edaarin]

"Oh my god, Jackie CHAN!"

[Terminator X]

"HEH! Alright!" - Quagmire

[Tromp]

what about corn?

[Apotheosis]

"i'm going to go throw up about something else in the hall"

[Showal]

This week, Stewie's overfull diaper and his little begging speech to Peter was the best.

[Tromp]

Greg Lugenis bit was up there as well.

[Anebriated]

Anyone know good websites for family guys pictures? I need to find a shot of joe when he was melted to the ground in front of his house fending off the giant rat. Was from the Da Boom episode in season 2 I believe.

[Showal]

Didn't they set up rat traps around him to keep him safe from the rats after that?

[Anebriated]

yes