Your favorite quotes...

[OreoElf]

Just thought a post on cool quotes would be fun... can be people's quotes from PC or anywhere... movies...

I've always admired Harmnone's quote "Pagans are resourceful. We sacrifice our idiots."

Reminds me of my bumper sticker "My karma ran over your dogma!"

"Feminism is the radical idea that women are people too!"

:sniffs: ive made this thread already :)

[OreoElf]

Sorry I haven't seen it :(:banghead:

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"The only easy day was Yesterday"

[Soulpieced]

Let me explain to you the kind of man Gary is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's cock in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that cock right in his mouth.

[Edaarin]

"Get busy livin, or get busy dyin. That's god damn right."

[Trinitis]

"If you think sex is a pain in the ass, roll over, you're doing it wrong." - 97Rock

"He's gonna deflower her in the tower! Eww.." -Achoo

'You! OFF MY ISLAND!" - Iqxero

"Tiffy SMASH!" - Toxicvixen

"Twitches in a pool of his own fluids" - Me, talking to Toxicvixen

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"Just drive down that road, until you get blown up"
- General George Patton, about reconnaissance troops

Sad thing is... We do that.

[Edaarin]

"I got your first news story right here. Lois...I challenge you to a RACE AROUND THE WORLD. Go! ... ... ... Ha ha ha ha ha!"

[ElanthianSiren]

"Revenge is a Dish that's best served cold.
Let your bloodlust leave.
Let your hate receed.
I could take it all with one collect call."
-- KMFDM, Revenge

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"
-- Rhett Butler Gone with the Wind

"Kill me again, or take me as I am. For I shall not change."
-- Donatien DeSade

"The Blind now lead the Blind."
-- The Cruxshadows, Cruelty

"Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove."
--Shakespeare CXVI

"So my only choice is OR DEATH?!"
-- Eddie Izzard

"With gay Religions full of Pomp and Gold,
And Devils to adore for Deities."
-- Milton, Paradise Lost Book 1

"So you want a heart? You don't know how lucky you are not to have one. Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.

Remember, a heart is not judged by how much you love, but how much YOU are loved by others."
-- Wizard of Oz to the Tin Woodsman

"Now... I swear.... If one more of you primates EVEN TOUCHES me...."
-- Army of Darkness, Bruce Campbell

"So if you meet me, have some courtesy, have some sympathy, and some taste. Use all your well-learned politess, or I'll lay your soul to waste."
-- Sympathy for the Devil, The Rolling Stones

"Faith" is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see --
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency.
-- Dickinson 185

and many others.
-Melissa

[Asha]

''Oh yuu bastud. Ah fuckin' aite Piykies''.

- Snatch.

[4a6c1]

Just a few favs....

Life is a sexually transmitted disease. - R. D. Laing

“Looking for a well-built 18 to 30-year-old to be slaughtered” - Add posted in a news paper by Armin Meiwes, Der Metzgermeister

[fallenSaint]

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by OreoElf
Just thought a post on cool quotes would be fun... can be people's quotes from PC or anywhere... movies...

I've always admired Harmnone's quote "Pagans are resourceful. We sacrifice our idiots."

Reminds me of my bumper sticker "My karma ran over your dogma!"

"Feminism is the radical idea that women are people too!"

Heh. I once created a little cartoon in Paint that showed a "Karma running over a dogma" for my work computer. Took it off, sadly, when the organization decided to get tough on the employees using the computers for anything personal. Didn't seem fair for me to do so after that. :(

[TheRoseLady]

Ding Ding

[SayGoodbye]

"It's mercy, compassion and forgiveness I lack, not rationality.
Beatrix Kiddo

[Killer Kitten]

"My kid knocked up your honor student."

And, on a serious note, my all-time favorite...

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.

[4a6c1]

Originally posted by TheRoseLady
Ding Ding

:lol:

[Skirmisher]

I've posted it here before, but it fits this topic as well and is something i read almost every day as it hangs in the entrance foyer.

Desiderata by Max Ehrmann

I won't post the whole thing, but the last two sections and have highlighted the sentance or two that helps me the most every time I read it.


Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore, be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be. And whatever your labors and aspirations in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul. With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams; it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful.

Strive to be happy.

[theotherjohn]

You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me

GOD

Exodus 20:4-6

[Artha]

Desiderata by Max Ehrmann
Oh man, I learned to read by that piece. My parents had a copy of it carved into wood in the bathroom. Memories abound.

My favorite quote:
"You can accomplish a lot more with a smile and a gun than a smile alone."
-Al Capone

[longshot]

Only dead fish go with the flow.
-Unknown

[OreoElf]

"This is the part where you run away" Shrek

"Well I have to save my ass." Shrek

"You can love your pets... You just can't "LOVE" your pets!" The Truth about Cats and Dogs.

DINGO: And after the spanking, the oral sex. Monty Python & the Holy Grail

TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul,
cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. Monty Python & the Holy Grail

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw" Heathers

"Damnit Jim, I'm a Dr. not an Escalator!" Star Trek

[Vestarr]

"Forgiveness is between him and God ..Its my job to arrange the meeting"--- Man on Fire
also the whole artsist of death rant by Christopher Walken from the same movie ..havent quite memorized it yet tho

---Vest

[OreoElf]

"The girls I came out with were whores too... they just called them debutantes" I think from Sweet and Lowdown...

"Oz is over the rainbow, God is an astronaut, and Midion is where the monsters live." Pelequin from Nightbreed/Cabaal

[hectomaner]

"Well, I'm still here. But I don't know for how long. That's as much certainty as anyone can give me... I have some good news: I no longer have any fear of death. But I am in a pretty lonely place. No one will have sex with me. I'm so close to the end and all I want is to get laid for the last time... I have pornographic movies in my apartment, lubricants, and amyl nitrate..." - Chloe (cancer support group)

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school!" - Marla Singer

[theotherjohn]

For what is your life?

It is even a vapour, that appeareth for a little time, and then vanisheth away.

[Latrinsorm]

And if rain brings winds of change
Let it rain on us forever.
I have no doubt from what I've seen
That I have never wanted more.
With this line I'll mark the past
As a symbol of beginning.
I have no doubt from what I've seen
That I have never wanted more.

In this picture stands a man,
Far away, alone and distant.
Like a solitary field
In some nameless foreign land.
All around him points of light
Start to dim and cease transmitting.
Shadows fell on futile games
And then there was nothing more.
-VNV Nation (solitary)

p.s: I <3 Artha.

[Artha]

That song's probably one of VNV's best. Definitely up there with Forsaken (vocals), Dark Angel and Rubicon.

[4a6c1]

Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old.
- John Ciardi

[Caiylania]

"The Chinese symbol for crisis is the combination of the ones for danger and oppurtunity. Think about it."

don't remember.

[Asha]

The only thing I care about in this world, is protecting my balls.

[Nauriel]

Strength is born in the deep silence of long-suffering hearts; not amid joy

I have no predjucis. I hate everyone equally

Just because I'm a genius doesn't mean I'm required to have a lot of common sense. Or any, for that matter

Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive, anyway

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die

How little do they see what is, who frame hasty judgements upon that which seems

We are not retreating...we are advicing in another direction

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain

They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles!

I could go forever..those are the ones that were in my coffee lacking mind this morning

[OreoElf]

Ladies and gentlemen:

Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked.

Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing every day that scares you...


BTW for those of you that didn't know Kurt Vonnegut never gave this speech... here's the real info http://home.iprimus.com.au/siegloff/clark/flotsam/communication/vonnegut_speech.html

[Anebriated]

"Only have 2 things in this world, my word and my balls. And I wont break either for anyone."

[OreoElf]

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, cheeseburger in one hand, beer in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a fucking ride!"


This is from a movie so I'm not gonna stick it on the TV one...

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all fucking next.

Love,

Jay and Silent Bob

[MangledKitty]

"the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with yourself."

I heard it in a song a long time ago.
but, it's been my favorite quote since then.



:punch: 100 posts! haha

The changes in our life must not come from a mental resolution to try a new form of life but from the impossibility to live otherwise than according to the demands of our conscience.