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Shari
06-17-2005, 11:49 PM
I had to change the subject line as nobody has appreciated my gift for deceiving! And well, its poisoning Alarke, and what's not to like about THAT?

Okay, have to give some background information.

Wariquan and Jesae are flirting with each other in the park. Alarke is inserting his commentary and we all get into a friendly little challenge with one another. Alarke makes references for Jesae to go home and make him a muffin.

Obediently, she does.

[Town Square, Small Park]
A small, shaded park fills an old vacant lot behind a row of buildings, the bright lamplight from the square filtering through the passage to the north to illuminate the area with a soft glow. A weatherworn grey marble statue of a stocky human in pioneer's clothing overlooks the park, his stone hat encrusted by the gifts of decades of passing birds and his right hand half-upraised as if it once held some now-missing object. You also see the Eilyn disk, a white cat that is sitting, a gaunt bone-white raven, a quartz-inlaid blued steel lockpick, a badly damaged thanot trunk, a rations kit, some wolifrew lichen, a single arrow shaft and some wolifrew lichen.
Also here: Xygon, Hamiwart who is sitting, Isilya, Brielus who is sitting, Ived who is lying down, Sovine who is sitting, Alarke, Wariquan, Learil who is sitting, Jaidendim who is sitting, Gaarra
Obvious paths: north, south, west
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Revenant's group just arrived.
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Revenant's group just went north.
>beam
You beam!
>'Look what I managed to locate!
A flower girl arrives, whistling a merry tune.
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You exclaim, "Look what I managed to locate!"
>get muff
The white cat licks at one of its paws.
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You remove an iced lemon muffin from in your silver-clasped handbag.
>raise muff
You raise your lemon muffin skyward!
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Trevion just arrived.
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Alarke drools at you!
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Wariquan chuckles.
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Alarke exclaims, "Wonderful!"
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>'See how domesticated I am?
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You ask, "See how domesticated I am?"
>give alarke
You offer your lemon muffin to Alarke, who has 30 seconds to accept the offer. Type CANCEL to prematurely cancel the offer.
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Alarke has accepted your offer and is now holding an iced lemon muffin.
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Alarke exclaims, "Indeed!"
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Alarke exclaims, "And it's not even stale!"
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Speaking to you, Wariquan says, "I like you more and more everyday."
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Alarke drools at an iced lemon muffin!
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Alarke traces a simple symbol as he reverently calls upon the power of his patron...
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Alarke gestures at an iced lemon muffin.
Silvery tendrils rise up and wreathe their way around Alarke's lemon muffin. As they continue to swirl, you notice some of the muffin's blemishes completely disappear.
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Alarke gobbles down his lemon muffin in one enormous bite.
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Wariquan whispers, "Lol..no poison now."
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Alarke wails!
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Wariquan peers quizzically at Alarke.
>blink alarke
You blink at Alarke.
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Alarke glances at you.
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Wariquan asks, "Something go down the wrong pipe?"
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>flirt
You bat your eyelashes.
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Wariquan raises an eyebrow in Alarke's direction.
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Speaking to you, Alarke exclaims, "You poisoned me?!"
>gasp
You gasp.
>cover my heart
You place a hand over your heart.
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Wariquan laughs!
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Wariquan turns to face you.
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Alarke flails his arms about.
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Alarke gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
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Speaking to you, Wariquan says, "I really like you more and more everyday."
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Alarke gestures.
Alarke's skin takes on a more pinkish tint.
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Alarke slowly empties his lungs.
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>wink wari
You wink at Wariquan.
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Alarke scowls at you.
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Wariquan starts chortling.
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Wariquan applauds.
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Alarke paces back and forth.
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>'::alarke How DARE you try to convince me to cook.
Speaking to Alarke, you say, "How DARE you try to convince me to cook. ."
>'And do ANYTHING typically reserved to females.
You say, "And do ANYTHING typically reserved to females."
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>fold
You fold your arms over your chest.
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Alarke appears to be less clearly focused.
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Alarke asks, "How hard is it to stop by the grocier?"
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Alarke stamps his feet at you! The ground seems to tremble slightly beneath the impact.
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>whisper wari DOFL, that was so perfect.
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You quietly whisper to Wariquan, "DOFL, that was so perfect."
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Alarke traces a simple symbol as he reverently calls upon the power of his patron...
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Alarke gestures.
A dim celadon wisp flares briefly about each of Alarke's hands, trailing soft pulses of residual light as they move.
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Wariquan whispers, "Hell yeah it was."
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Alarke confidently calls upon his patron as he motions forcefully...
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Xygon smiles.
>whisper alarke OMG that was so perfect...how many points does it hit you for?
Alarke says, "And it wasnt funny.."
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You quietly whisper to Alarke, "OMG that was so perfect...how many points does it hit you for?"
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Alarke grumbles at Wariquan.
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Dragonfaze put a sturdy gold trunk in the sparkling Dragonfaze disk.
>'Oh, oh yes it was.
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You say, "Oh, oh yes it was."
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Wariquan says, "On the contrary."
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>'it was damnably hilarious, actually.
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You say, "It was damnably hilarious, actually."
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Alarke whispers, "Only 3 since I purified it... surprised it got me at all."

>giggle
You giggle.
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Wariquan says, "It was a rather excellent job ."
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>whisper alarke Well, it IS the most potent of the poisons..
You quietly whisper to Alarke, "Well, it IS the most potent of the poisons.."
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Alarke whispers, "My purify usually stops all the poison and stuff in those."
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>'::alarke I was wondering what you cast on it...seems you have a problem with enemies.
Speaking to Alarke, you say, "I was wondering what you cast on it...seems you have a problem with enemies."
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>'Or, very disgruntled females.
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Alarke says, "And of course some moron sanctified the park.."
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You say, "Or, very disgruntled females."
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>scoff alarke
You scoff at Alarke.
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Speaking to you, Alarke says, "Just women.."
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>'You wouldn't hurt me.
You say, "You wouldn't hurt me."
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Alarke grumbles.
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>'i'm a delicate flower.
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You say, "I'm a delicate flower."
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Speaking to you, Alarke says, "No.. I'd just get some compensation from you."
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Alarke folds his arms over his chest with an air of superiority.
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>'You could try.
Lady Clarissant just went west.
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You say, "You could try."
>smirk
You smirk.
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Alarke says, "I would try."
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Alarke nods.
Alarke says, "Or will."
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Alarke ponders.
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>'Anyhow, to the task at hand. I was supposed to be hunting until I realized how much more rewarding it would be to poison you.
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You say, "Anyhow, to the task at hand. I was supposed to be hunting until I realized how much more rewarding it would be to poison you."
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Wariquan starts chortling.
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Wariquan applauds.
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Alarke grumbles at you!
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Wariquan waves his hand in a dismissive gesture.
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>attend jesae
You set about preparing yourself to be as presentable as possible.
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Alarke just went north.
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>cackle
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You cackle!
>hug jesae
Pleased with yourself, eh?
>'i love myself.
You say, "I love myself."

[Edited on 6-18-2005 by Jesae]

Suppa Hobbit Mage
06-17-2005, 11:55 PM
Now does he tell everyone he ate your muffin and got a disease?

Doughboy
06-18-2005, 12:02 AM
Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
Now does he tell everyone he ate your muffin and got a disease?

:rofl:

Ebondale
06-18-2005, 12:12 AM
ph33r the poisoned muffin! :rofl: