Parkbandit Poll

[Wezas]

As requested.

[Sean of the Thread]

Sadly he is in my thoughts almost daily. As I brave the blue hair infested roads of Pinellas and Tampa...I often stare at old people driving mini-vans and ponder the possibility of it being him.

[Miss X]

He's sexy, in that older man/father figure kinda way. ;)

[4a6c1]

Cute.

Magnetic ribbons all the way!

[Back]

I voted Tucker with mandals. Its like having someone from FOX posting here. Though much more entertaining than anyone from FOX.

[DeV]

He's aight for an old guy.

[Skirmisher]

ParkWho?

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by Miss X
He's sexy, in that older man/father figure kinda way. ;)

Word. http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/love/634.gif

[Wezas]

I added an option for you people with the elderly fetish.

[Shari]

I'm going to hell for this, but I have to agree with the girls...there's something appealing about the old guy. I don't know in a dad sort of way. <gag> WTF is wrong with you, Miss X!?!

Though, something has GOT to be done about the mandals and mini-van...


HAHAHAHAHAHA @ Xyelin

[Kainen]

I like PB :) but I am betting he has thing for magnetic ribbons :D

[CrystalTears]

It's too late now! I've already voted that he's misunderstood.. which he kinda is.

If he's so into magnetic ribbons, maybe he'll buy a purple cancer one off me? Please? *begs*

[Parkbandit]

First of all:

1) I don't drive the Mini-van around.. that's Mrs PB. I drive around an SUV.

2) We have zero magnet things on the back. The only decoration you can see is a Tampa Bucs window sticker that I forced in there to make it seem more manly for when I DO drive it.

3) I'm concerned about the women who find me sexy in a "Dad" kinda way. Sounds incenstuous.. which is gross. You can find me sexy in a "I wanna do him so damn badly it hurts" kinda way and you wouldn't be far off.

:smug:

[Parkbandit]

And I have zero idea who this Tucker Carlson is.. so I looked him up:

If we are talking about pics.. I would never dress up like a fucking NERD!

[Trinitis]

I could care less about PB..

Now Bain..

[DeV]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
First of all:

1) I don't drive the Mini-van around.. that's Mrs PB. I drive around an SUV.

2) We have zero magnet things on the back. The only decoration you can see is a Tampa Bucs window sticker that I forced in there to make it seem more manly for when I DO drive it.

3) I'm concerned about the women who find me sexy in a "Dad" kinda way. Sounds incenstuous.. which is gross. You can find me sexy in a "I wanna do him so damn badly it hurts" kinda way and you wouldn't be far off.

:smug: Nice explanation. Now all it needs is a Conservative spin... :P

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by DeV

Originally posted by Parkbandit
First of all:

1) I don't drive the Mini-van around.. that's Mrs PB. I drive around an SUV.

2) We have zero magnet things on the back. The only decoration you can see is a Tampa Bucs window sticker that I forced in there to make it seem more manly for when I DO drive it.

3) I'm concerned about the women who find me sexy in a "Dad" kinda way. Sounds incenstuous.. which is gross. You can find me sexy in a "I wanna do him so damn badly it hurts" kinda way and you wouldn't be far off.

:smug: Nice explanation. Now all it needs is a Conservative spin... :P

[Warriorbird]

All about magnetic ribbons.

I also don't think Jon Stewart would pwn him as hard as he did Tucker Carlson. Stewart would just whip out the Wezas minivan photoedits.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
And I have zero idea who this Tucker Carlson is.. so I looked him up:

If we are talking about pics.. I would never dress up like a fucking NERD!

He's a conservative that moved from CNN over to MSNBC recently.

Also amusing is his run-in with Jon Stewart where Jon called him a "dick" (http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2652831?htv=12)

He kind of reminds me of Hannity.

[TheRoseLady]

Well there really wasn't a category that was suitable for me to vote in...I did pick the sexy one.

PB is *slightly* younger than me. I already know what he looks like and so I couldn't even visualize Tucker Carlson. The others, the magnetic ribbon was plausible but I already knew he drove the SUV and not the mini-van most of the time. :shrug:

You should have put a category in just for me:

Sexy despite being a stodgy obstinate conservative.

[StrayRogue]

I like PB. Even if I do think he can be a bit narrow minded at times. It must be the age.

[Edited on 16-6-05 by StrayRogue]

[Asha]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
I like PB. Even if I do think he can be a bit narrow minded at times. It must be the age.

[Edited on 16-6-05 by StrayRogue]

Harsh , but fair. :yes:

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
I like PB. Even if I do think he can be a bit narrow minded at times. It must be the age.

[Edited on 16-6-05 by StrayRogue]

I bet if I was a liberal.. you wouldn't think I was so narrow minded.

It's not age.. it's party.

[StrayRogue]

Its got more to do with the fact you seem to buy into everything "they" tell the people.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I heard PB is really JB. Jeb Bush.

JB in 2008!

[crazymage]

if its jeb bush vs hilary im voting buchanon


p.s. i thought stewart was gonna choke that bow tied moron

[Drew]

I like PB, I voted for the magnetic ribbons.

[Warriorbird]

Pwned.

[Makkah]

Holy fucking Christ. I always though PB was a chick...

[Caiylania]

I voted.. Not saying on which. hehe.

And I feel your pain on the minivan jokes, people pick on me for my wagen. :( I love my wagen.

[Shari]

HAHAHA, you thinks he's sexay too, ADMIT IT!

[Keller]

Originally posted by Jesae
HAHAHA, you thinks he's sexay too, ADMIT IT!

You're saying Rhett thinks PB is sexay, right?

Edited for clarity.

[Edited on 6-17-2005 by Keller]