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Apotheosis
06-15-2005, 01:49 PM
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/05166/521991.stm

AND

http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/4611894/detail.html

4 held in goat-for-coke scheme


Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Associated Press

Four men were ordered to stand trial in the theft and butchering of a pet pygmy goat, allegedly so its meat could be traded for crack cocaine or money.

James W. Albright, 37, Gilbert W. Fisch, 38, Charles W. Smith Sr., 48, and Charles W. Smith Jr., 20, all of Connellsville, were held on theft, cruelty to animals and related charges yesterday.

Albright allegedly dragged the goat from its pen and tied it to a shrub, where he and Smith Jr. beat it to death on Dec. 24 in Bullskin Township, about 35 miles southeast of Pittsburgh, police said. They then took the goat to Smith's residence, where his father and Fisch skinned it and cut it up, police said.

Police said Albright told them he intended to get money or drugs for the goat, but got neither.


Alleged Chicken-For-Sex Offer Lands Meat Man In Jail

KEENE, N.H. -- A door-to-door meat salesman from Maine is accused of assaulting a potential customer after she turned down his offer of chicken in exchange for sex.

Ryan Park, 22, of Waterboro, Maine, is accused of grabbing the woman in Stoddard, N.H., and forcefully kissing her after she rejected his offer last month.

Park has been charged with assault and is due in Keene District Court on June 28.

Snapp
06-15-2005, 01:52 PM
:lol2:

Czeska
06-15-2005, 02:05 PM
Too many years watching Steelers foot ball will do that to you.

hectomaner
06-15-2005, 03:41 PM
its that damn Iron City Light

SnatchWrangler
06-15-2005, 04:04 PM
YEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAW! Pennsyltucky baby.

hectomaner
06-15-2005, 04:14 PM
yeah i lived in the 'Burgh for 11 years, nothing can be said to accurately depict pittsburgh as its part of pennsyltucky.

the worst part is the pittsburghese. the only language that would include the word 'yuns/yins'

SnatchWrangler
06-15-2005, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by hectomaner
the worst part is the pittsburghese. the only language that would include the word 'yuns/yins'

I was going to make a 'yins' reference but I couldn't come up with a good one.

"Yins got a sweet mullet!"

hectomaner
06-15-2005, 04:35 PM
'alla yuns gun go to tha game?'


also, what does the cock-for-sex scandal have to do with pittsburgh?

Apotheosis
06-15-2005, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by hectomaner
'alla yuns gun go to tha game?'


also, what does the cock-for-sex scandal have to do with pittsburgh?

you can chalk that up to partial inattentiveness on my part when I pulled these stories/links from the drudge report.