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Michaelous
06-15-2005, 05:43 AM
The whore has been killing me for days, all because i wont do her,


The voice of Laken softly asks, "No sex?"
>
[Ta'Illistim, BriarStone Wey]
The cobblestone wey passes between identical rows of town homes. Built of sturdy greystone, they feature tall staircases with cast iron railings leading up to grey-pillared entryways. On the ground floor, tall windows draped with turquoise and silver curtains reach from floor to ceiling, while the upper stories feature smaller windows, many of which are open to catch the gentle breeze that wanders through the city. You also see an ironwork signpost.
Obvious paths: northeast, southwest
>ne
[Ta'Illistim, BriarStone Court]
Deep blue slate clads the nearby shop, a dull contrast to the brighter blue tiles that form the building's sturdy roof. Windowboxes planted with bright red begonias bring cheer to the stately structure. A brass plaque is mounted to the shop's front door. You also see an ironwork signpost.
Obvious paths: north, northeast, southwest
>nw
You can't go there.
>ne
[Ta'Illistim, BriarStone Court]
Ringed by stone buildings, the view afforded is one of the bustling heart of Ta'Illistim. The center of the court is a bustle of activity, as throngs of citizenry and travellers pass through the western center of the city on their way to various destinations. You also see a wooden barrel.
Obvious paths: north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, northwest
>nw
[Ta'Illistim, BriarStone Court]
This corner of the court is dominated by a round marble fountain. A few couples stroll hand-in-hand around the wide edge, occasionally stopping to toss a coin inside and murmur a wish, as they look lovingly into each others' eyes. The water descends from a tall center column, producing a musical burble that obscures the lovers' words. You also see a wooden barrel.
Obvious paths: east, southeast, south, northwest
>nw
[Ta'Illistim, BriarStone Keep]
Dwarfing all buildings nearby, the massive facade of the keep rises towards the sky. Torches burn along the walls atop the building, casting fitful light across the court. Twin belltowers rise at the far corners of the keep, their blue spires sparkling slightly in the moonlight. Four guards stand in front of the keep's massive iron-bound front doors, warily inspecting passersby.
Obvious paths: northeast, southeast, southwest
>nw
You can't go there.
>sw
[Ta'Illistim, Seneschal Court]
The imposing exterior of the Hall of Justice towers above. Unusually free of extraneous decoration, the simple stone building nevertheless presents both a formidable and impenetrable appearance. A set of arched double doors is flanked by two city guardsmen.
Obvious paths: northeast
>go just
[Ta'Illistim, Hall of Justice]
The high stone walled room is rather featureless, save for a towering statue which dominates the center of the room. The statue appears to be that of a heavily armored swordsman, his sword pointed downward as if judging all who enter. Opposite the Hall's entrance, you can see another set of double doors leading to the courtroom.
Obvious exits: east, out
>sear
You don't find anything of interest here.
Roundtime: 9 sec.
R>
You hear someone snicker.
R>
The voice of Laken softly says, "Good luck with that."
R>hide
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
HR>
The voice of Laken softly asks, "No sex, eh?"
H>
The voice of Laken softly says, "Come on, I'm horny."
H>'find yourself a goat
You say, "Find yourself a goat."
H>
The voice of Laken softly says, "It's sex or death."
H>
You feel less drained.
H>
The voice of Laken softly says, "Cause I can bloody well keep stalking you.."
H>'you want me that bad dont you
You say, "You want me that bad dont you."
H>
The voice of Laken softly says, "Hell ya i do, your dam sexy."

Tsa`ah
06-15-2005, 07:07 AM
Congratulations, you've won the interests of a no-life middle aged man exploring his fantasies as a female in an on-line RPG.

Glad you experienced it. :up:

Groldar
06-15-2005, 07:08 AM
Originally posted by Tsa`ah
Congratulations, you've won the interests of a no-life middle aged man exploring his fantasies as a female in an on-line RPG.

Glad you experienced it. :up:

I think he posted with a touch of sarcasm....


You really have no sense of humor eh?

Czeska
06-15-2005, 07:32 AM
I'm cracking up. I guarantee that it's a joke, I know who it is. No, I'm not telling.

Aaysia
06-15-2005, 07:59 AM
:lol:

Ahh yes fun. And I'm with Czeska on this one.

06-15-2005, 12:00 PM
OOG, Aaysia is fucking hotty.

Divinity
06-15-2005, 12:10 PM
Ugh.. people. Heh.

You can be "sexy" and/or "flirtatious" without being so damn obvious. You might as well just pick a corner, call it your own and start working it there.

Of course, have a cleric or empath as your pimp so they can refresh your sancts. ::smirks::

Warriorbird
06-15-2005, 12:12 PM
You have SOO much room to talk.

Groldar
06-15-2005, 12:12 PM
Originally posted by Warriorbird
You have SOO much room to talk.

/agree
/signed


Well put man.

Divinity
06-15-2005, 12:12 PM
Originally posted by Warriorbird
You have SOO much room to talk.

Uhh.. yeah, I believe I do.

Warriorbird
06-15-2005, 12:21 PM
Eh. Michaelous is an idiot (and I tried to help him, but he just can't stop)... but you haven't exactly established yourself consistently in a stylish manner. One particular incident stands out as rampant OOG tack. You know what I'm talking about.

[Edited on 6-15-2005 by Warriorbird]

Divinity
06-15-2005, 12:27 PM
Originally posted by Warriorbird
Eh. Michaelous is an idiot (and I tried to help him, but he just can't stop)... but you haven't exactly established yourself consistently in a stylish manner. One particular incident stands out as rampant OOG tack. You know what I'm talking about.

[Edited on 6-15-2005 by Warriorbird]

I can speculate. I have a bunch of different characters and some do some crazy stuff. As for OOG stuff, I've done funky stuff.

::points to the thread:: However, this isn't about me. This isn't about me oog. This is about somebody who acts like this 24/7 and has no rp decorum what-so-ever.

Shari
06-15-2005, 01:08 PM
You know, to give her some credit, the character she plays now is roleplayed very well. And while she doesn't merit any sort of pat on the back for her actions in the past, I do believe she is making a concious effort to improve herself. Hopefully Michaelous will walk the same road...or get hit by a semi in the process. :D (Non-fatally, of course!)

Chadj
06-15-2005, 01:23 PM
Michaelous actually isn't all that bad. It's pretty much don't beat his ass too bad every time he starts something, and you'll start getting along a bit, as I said in the other thread. Laken coulda ended it a long, long time ago, but is pushing it just cause it's Michaelous (and also because of who Laken is).

PS:

Stanley's dumb.

Kainen
06-15-2005, 02:15 PM
It's about time someone treated you like you treat females in the game.. sucks doesn't it.

ChalaRoque
06-15-2005, 08:15 PM
My warrior used to interact with Suave in Landing before, and he can be a big ole sexist jerk. However, I don't think that sinking to his level is the right course of action, even if this is being done to get back at him for the way he treats others, what makes Laken any different from Suave?

Divinity
06-15-2005, 11:30 PM
Because we know that Laken is joking around and not being serious to ONE person, while Suave/Mich does it to piss everyone off.

ChalaRoque
06-15-2005, 11:55 PM
Harassment is harassment, joking or not... Laken is still sinking to his level with the guise of getting back at him... Joking or not, it's still retarded and wrong. That's like saying, oh I don't like you cuz you're stupid, so let me be stupid too to get back at you. I think we all know by now that Michaelous/Suave does all these for attention, so why let him push your buttons, that's just letting him win, giving him exactly what he wants.

4a6c1
06-15-2005, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by Kainen
It's about time someone treated you like you treat females in the game.. sucks doesn't it.

Jihnas reaction to Michaelous was to have him kneel and kiss her boots in the park. I was like TAKE SNAPSHOT PHOTO IN TEXT PLZ. It was a fun moment. And shamefully gratifying. Considering the way hes treated a few of my other characters....

:saint: