Why guys love boobs so much....

[Groldar]

I was wondering if any males could help shed some light, or if anyone knows if their is a proven theory that relates to why males like boobs so much?

[Ebondale]

They bounce? :P

[Back]

Supposedly, women developed them after we all started walking upright so they could attrach men from the front as well as the back. Men go for fleshy cracks.

[Overlord]

Originally posted by Groldar
I was wondering if any males could help shed some light, or if anyone knows if their is a proven theory that relates to why males like boobs so much?

Is this a trick question....:?:

[Vitruvian]

:moon:

[fallenSaint]

They wiggle in this hypnotic manner which deceives us...

[Atlanteax]

It's a symbol of fertility... that gives "perky" an unique meaning ;)

[Overlord]

....Lava....Lamp

How about because I'd love to slip something between those fine, smoothly skinned, pendulous love bags!!

We're sex freaks?, annimals? I guess thats the easiest way to put it. Or I could just attempt to blame my genetic code.

[Fallen]

From an instinctual standpoint, perhaps their allure relates to judging if the mother is fit, and would be able to properly nurture any young.

[Groldar]

Originally posted by Fallen
From an instinctual standpoint, perhaps their allure relates to judging if the mother is fit, and would be able to properly nurture any young.

Interesting, like a signal maybe. Thats a good point perhaps.

[Groldar]

Girls? Any input..

[CrystalTears]

Because you want something you don't have? :shrug:

[Warriorbird]

Groldar's name was Robert Paulsen.

[Overlord]

Originally posted by CrystalTears
Because you want something you don't have? :shrug:

Sadly there are plenty of men that wouldn't apply to.

[Shalla]

From what I've read. It's mainly for breast feeding purposes. But the look of the cleavage mimics the bottom of a female, which would be plump.. and it arouses the male for mating.

A woman bending over = cleavage. C'mon majority of men would hit it.

[Skirmisher]

Divnity made a good post on this topic a while back.

[Overlord]

Spinal Tap rules (Random note even though I see it in your sig on a regular basis)

I can go with the Breasts and Ass going hand in hand as advertisements. Cleavage just screams out "touch me"

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by Overlord

Originally posted by CrystalTears
Because you want something you don't have? :shrug:

Sadly there are plenty of men that wouldn't apply to.

Betcha they don't crave them as much. :D

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Skirmisher
Divnity made a good post on this topic a while back.


Originally posted by Divinity
Every woman has a different set of boobs. Yes, they've seen many, but each pair is unique.

Some are bouncier, some are more firm, there are bigger ones, smaller ones, even ones inbetween. Same goes for the nips.

Then, for some reason unknown to most guys (not all), boobies change how they feel. One week they are kinda full and resiliant, and the next they are all bouncy and in your face but really soft.

They are a pair of happy hour fun, and can be used for multiple things.

[Overlord]

Originally posted by CrystalTears

Originally posted by Overlord

Originally posted by CrystalTears
Because you want something you don't have? :shrug:

Sadly there are plenty of men that wouldn't apply to.

Betcha they don't crave them as much. :D

lmfao And here a friend said last night at a strip Club "If I had her tits I wouldn't leave the house". Although.....I can't see why unless they are not attached to your own body.

[Shalla]

Originally posted by Overlord
lmfao And here a friend said last night at a strip Club "If I had her tits I wouldn't leave the house". Although.....I can't see why unless they are not attached to your own body.

uhm no.. it's still pretty good even if it's attached to your body. It's not just for looks ;)

[DeV]

They're round, soft, smooth and most importantly they are fun to play with. Love to see those babies jiggle. They also have these amazingly sensitive knobs on the ends that are fun to... excite.

[Shalla]

damn. :wow:

[xtc]

Originally posted by fallenSaint
They wiggle in this hypnotic manner which deceives us...

yeah this....

[Groldar]

Yea they're great. Thanks for the input everyone. Its just funny that males love something about females so much, where as there is not one defined thing that all females love about males so much.

[Back]

You obviously posted in haste without thinking too much on that last claim. Try again.

[StrayRogue]

Heh, I must have seen about 100 pairs of boobs alone yesterday. Shame I didn't take pictures.

[Groldar]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
Heh, I must have seen about 100 pairs of boobs alone yesterday. Shame I didn't take pictures.

Where were you at?

[StrayRogue]

A music festival.

[Groldar]

stanley - I see your online now, please give your input!

Originally posted by Warriorbird
Groldar's name was Robert Paulsen. :lol:

[peam]

Say 'boobies' and not smile. I dare you.

[Doughboy]

Ummm...they happen to be a good place to store dollar bills...or the occasional two dollar bill...Yeah <3 Boobs Flesh wallet

[Gan]

Probably is related to an Oedipus complex all males have towards breasts and breast feeding.

In some cultures breasts arent viewed as sexual organs though, so perhaps this explanation isnt as on target as it could be.

[AnticorRifling]

Boobs are at the bottom of my list. Don't get my wrong I love sweater meat but other things are hotter. In order:

Ass
Hair
Eyes
Legs
Boobs

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
Boobs are at the bottom of my list. Don't get my wrong I love sweater meat but other things are hotter. In order:

Ass
Hair
Eyes
Legs
Boobs

Anticor you sweet tawkah you.

[peam]

Can't suck on an eyeball, buddy.

[Miss X]

Don't even TRY to deny it turned you on! ;)

[4a6c1]

Originally posted by Backlash
Supposedly, women developed them after we all started walking upright so they could attrach men from the front as well as the back. Men go for fleshy cracks.

:rofl:

Fleshy crack is, ummm, my new favorite thing to call my titties. Thnx.

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by peam
Can't suck on an eyeball, buddy.

Correct but I can watch them get all glassy and half closed when I'm doing what I do.













Which is covering the mouth and nose with an ether soaked rag. KIDDING!!!!

[peam]

You, sir, may have a ride in the LOLS ROYCE!!!!

[Divinity]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Skirmisher
Divnity made a good post on this topic a while back.


Originally posted by Divinity
Every woman has a different set of boobs. Yes, they've seen many, but each pair is unique.

Some are bouncier, some are more firm, there are bigger ones, smaller ones, even ones inbetween. Same goes for the nips.

Then, for some reason unknown to most guys (not all), boobies change how they feel. One week they are kinda full and resiliant, and the next they are all bouncy and in your face but really soft.

They are a pair of happy hour fun, and can be used for multiple things.

:lol: yeah.. that.

Cause you can rub them, bite them, pinch them, tweak parts of them, and hold them. Plus they look all sexy like.

[Artha]

Correct but I can watch them get all glassy and half closed when I'm doing what I do.













Which is covering the mouth and nose with an ether soaked rag. KIDDING!!!!

Anticor wins the PC.

[Delirium]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
Boobs are at the bottom of my list. Don't get my wrong I love sweater meat but other things are hotter. In order:

Ass
Hair
Eyes
Legs
Boobs

Whats hot about hair? For me thats not even in the same ballpark as the other four.

it can be pulled....

[Fengus]

Originally posted by Backlash
Supposedly, women developed them after we all started walking upright so they could attrach men from the front as well as the back. Men go for fleshy cracks.

Where did you read that nonsense? How does that explain how every other mammal developed udders?


The attraction is a genetic force so babies know how to get nourishment from them. A species doesn't survive long when its young are unable to survive, this is the same reason why nesting bird young don't move around a lot, because the ones that did and do move die and never reproduce.

The male fixation is no doubt related to the fact many American women choose to ignore good sense and evolution and force their babies to drink formula from a bottle instead of breast milk from the source. Thus the child misses out on an intimate and close early relationship with their mothers, and are forever after trying to fill that void.

[Back]

Originally posted by Fengus

Originally posted by Backlash
Supposedly, women developed them after we all started walking upright so they could attrach men from the front as well as the back. Men go for fleshy cracks.

Where did you read that nonsense? How does that explain how every other mammal developed udders?

I think it was some sex show on Discovery that proposed that. Notice, I used the word “supposedly.” I thought it was interesting and while somewhat far-fetched, not that far out of nature’s design.

That they are nature’s way of nourishing the young I doubt anyone would disagree. As to the rest of your post I am unsure of your point.

[Delirium]

Where did you read that nonsense?


many American women choose to ignore good sense and evolution and force their babies to drink formula from a bottle instead of breast milk from the source. Thus the child misses out on an intimate and close early relationship with their mothers, and are forever after trying to fill that void.

Lol you mock someone elses response and then your own is iffy at best. Fill a void? My mother breastfed, what void am i trying to fill since im still obsessed with breasts?

My own opinion is that breasts are a sexual area of a womans body. Men are obsessed with sex. This makes sense to me even if its really simplistic. Why does everything have to have some complex thing behind it?

[Jolena]

Originally posted by Fengus
The male fixation is no doubt related to the fact many American women choose to ignore good sense and evolution and force their babies to drink formula from a bottle instead of breast milk from the source. Thus the child misses out on an intimate and close early relationship with their mothers, and are forever after trying to fill that void.

^^ Idiotic post of the day award. Right there.

[Shari]

Um, I'm positive that Scott was breast-fed and there isn't a day that goes by that I'm not groped at least three times that day.

That whole "filling the void" comment is total bullshit in my opinion.

[Sylph]

I love breasts ... Oh my...

[Groldar]

Like when I ride home from work on the short-bus, I always get a window seat so I can check out all the chicks on the street.


Does anyone else do this?

[Tsa`ah]

As a man I've never contemplated the reasons for loving breasts, I just accept the fact that I do.

No straight man really cares why and I doubt gay men even contemplate the ramifications of breasts and their attractive properties to straight men.

[Fengus]

Originally posted by Jesae
Um, I'm positive that Scott was breast-fed and there isn't a day that goes by that I'm not groped at least three times that day.

That whole "filling the void" comment is total bullshit in my opinion.

So, uhh, Scott is your father? Tis ashame he has no self control.

The fact that you feel the need to describe your adolecent sexual encounters in a public forum, as if proud, is bullshit, what values were you instilled with?

[Tsa`ah]

Originally posted by Fengus
So, uhh, Scott is your father? Tis ashame he has no self control.

The fact that you feel the need to describe your adolecent sexual encounters in a public forum, as if proud, is bullshit, what values were you instilled with?

Talk about one coming out of left field.

Pent up frustration much?

[Divinity]

Originally posted by Fengus

Originally posted by Jesae
Um, I'm positive that Scott was breast-fed and there isn't a day that goes by that I'm not groped at least three times that day.

That whole "filling the void" comment is total bullshit in my opinion.

So, uhh, Scott is your father? Tis ashame he has no self control.

The fact that you feel the need to describe your adolecent sexual encounters in a public forum, as if proud, is bullshit, what values were you instilled with?

what. the. FUCK.

You don't make any sense, not even psychologically speaking.

[Fengus]

Originally posted by Divinity
You don't make any sense, not even psychologically speaking.

Whats not to understand? Her being groped is irrelevant and just an attention getting device. While you might think its relevant to prove that the person she talked about is obsessed with breasts, we still have to take it on faith (that he does in fact grope her and that he was breast fed) so its pointless to elaborate. That is, we either believe this Scott is breast obsessed or not, and saying he gropes her 3 times a day is no more believable than merely staying he is breast obsessed.

Although, ironically, the fact that she allows herself to be treated in such a slutty manner makes her statements less believable to me. However, this is just rhetoric because she had no point. Her evidence was anecdotal and her argument consisted of her stating disbelief in my statement.



My other fan's comments are even less worthy, and while they consisted of personal attacks and not really on-topic at all, the mods don't care about maintaining the integrity of their forums.

Originally posted by Groldar
stanley - I see your online now, please give your input!

Aite, Aite...

...I put on my wizard's cloak and hat.

Look, basically some mother-n-son primal what's-it shit, sure...

Anyhoo:

When I bury my face in some supple, soft tittillies, my jew-lips are gonna instinctively latch onto the bullseye. Simply put: I LOVE AREOLAS; they're like never-ending candy and it's fun to kneed the non-being-sucked one, for good measure, of course.

Aaaaand no. I ain't gonna stop sucklinnin' until I get some milk or other dairy product. That actually did happen to me once ... in a non-nursing phase. Jibblies, heh. ::scratches his head::

In short, I could probably go into full-automatic cumshooting mode at the mere mention of boobillies. :shrug:

Originally posted by Fengus

Originally posted by Divinity
You don't make any sense, not even psychologically speaking.

Whats not to understand? Her being groped is irrelevant and just an attention getting device. While you might think its relevant to prove that the person she talked about is obsessed with breasts, we still have to take it on faith (that he does in fact grope her and that he was breast fed) so its pointless to elaborate. That is, we either believe this Scott is breast obsessed or not, and saying he gropes her 3 times a day is no more believable than merely staying he is breast obsessed.

Although, ironically, the fact that she allows herself to be treated in such a slutty manner makes her statements less believable to me. However, this is just rhetoric because she had no point. Her evidence was anecdotal and her argument consisted of her stating disbelief in my statement.



My other fan's comments are even less worthy, and while they consisted of personal attacks and not really on-topic at all, the mods don't care about maintaining the integrity of their forums.

No disrespect, but:

Talk of Jesae being groped,

Talk of Jesae's boob-ness,

More talk of Jesae being groped,

Jesae: http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/public/img-1117782426.jpg

All I'm gonna say, is seven-eigths. That's about it. Yep.

[Michaelous]

In the origins of man , the dominant males or alpha males, would choose the women with the biggest breasts and behinds, because they are determinant of how fertile the woman is. The man would then have a better chance of having his genes passed on from generation to generation. Thus insuring the survival of mankind to this day.

So in essence its called natural selection that men find big boobs and ass attractive. Thats why its usually the pansies who are intrested in the eyes, the personality and all that other bull. every guy who thinks otherwise deserves to be burned with gas

[Groldar]

Originally posted by Michaelous
every guy who thinks otherwise deserves to be burned with gas

truth

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by Fengus
Whats not to understand? Her being groped is irrelevant and just an attention getting device. While you might think its relevant to prove that the person she talked about is obsessed with breasts, we still have to take it on faith (that he does in fact grope her and that he was breast fed) so its pointless to elaborate. That is, we either believe this Scott is breast obsessed or not, and saying he gropes her 3 times a day is no more believable than merely staying he is breast obsessed.

Although, ironically, the fact that she allows herself to be treated in such a slutty manner makes her statements less believable to me. However, this is just rhetoric because she had no point. Her evidence was anecdotal and her argument consisted of her stating disbelief in my statement.


The first sentence of this last paragraph confuses me. So because she lets her boyfriend grope her, she's a slut? My fiance grabs at my boob quite a few times a day everyday. That makes me a slut? No. That means I have a breast-obsessed fiance who happens to like mine and has the need to touch them often.

The point is that sometimes there isn't a complex reason for someone to like boobs. I just like them. I certainly am not looking for the well endowed to procreate. Some like them more than others.

Your previous post was completely uncalled for, so I'm leaving it at that.

[Groldar]

there is especially nothing wrong with it if they're dating or married, or soon to be.


CrystalTears is 100% right.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Groldar
there is especially nothing wrong with it if they're dating or married, or soon to be.


Engaged.... for now.

[Jadewolff]

Originally posted by Tsa`ah
As a man I've never contemplated the reasons for loving breasts, I just accept the fact that I do.

No straight man really cares why and I doubt gay men even contemplate the ramifications of breasts and their attractive properties to straight men.

I actually know gay men that still love boobies.

[xtc]

[i]Originally posted by Michaelous
So in essence its called natural selection that men find big boobs and ass attractive. Thats why its usually the pansies who are intrested in the eyes, the personality and all that other bull. every guy who thinks otherwise deserves to be burned with gas

I was laughing my ass off at this.

[Edaarin]

All good things in life come in pairs.

[Fengus]

Originally posted by Michaelous
In the origins of man , the dominant males or alpha males, would choose the women with the biggest breasts and behinds, because they are determinant of how fertile the woman is.

So in essence its called natural selection...


Your statement about alpha males while potentially true in some animal hasn't been true for man for tens of thousands of years if ever.

It should be obvious this is not true because every woman doesn't have big breast and a big ass. Whereas mates were chosen for proper number of parts thus most everyone has the same number of appendages and features.

Also your idea of natural selection is wrong, but you happened upon a correct statement without knowing it. Natural selection did choose wide hipped women because its easier to birth a big brained baby and with wide hips you can survive one or more births.