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Chadj
06-13-2005, 03:16 AM
This guy went from someone that was ok, to someone that really sucks dick. Anyways, he loses at life for not being able to kill me while I'm AFK watching LOTR for 10 minutes.

He stole from Chadj, so Chadj lullabyed him, let him go to jail, and Chadj lullabyed him after he got out of jail as well. So, this is what goes down in this wicked fair duel.


(I'm AFK in the park)

The voice of Xenostrus deeply says, "Feel the sleepy stuff."
>Xenostrus comes out of hiding.
Xenostrus changes his tune, adding a new element to his song...
Xenostrus skillfully weaves another verse into his harmony, directing the sound of his voice at you.
You are entranced by the song, and you find yourself relaxing as you sit down to listen to the soothing melody.
Roundtime: 4 sec.

Xenostrus is revealed from hiding.
Xenostrus fires a wooden arrow at you!
You tumble to the side dodging the missile!
The wooden arrow zips past its target to the ground.

>Xenostrus is revealed from hiding.
Xenostrus fires his long bow at Chadj but the shot flies wide of the target!
The wooden arrow disappears into the local environs.

Xenostrus deeply says, "Bah again."

>Xenostrus comes out of hiding.
Xenostrus changes his tune, adding a new element to his song...
Xenostrus skillfully weaves another verse into his harmony, directing the sound of his voice at you.
Nothing happens.
>You shake off the effects of the lullabye.


Xenostrus comes out of hiding.
Xenostrus changes his tune, adding a new element to his song...
Xenostrus skillfully weaves another verse into his harmony, directing the sound of his voice at you.
You are unaffected.

Xenostrus changes his tune, adding a new element to his song...
Xenostrus skillfully weaves another verse into his harmony, directing the sound of his voice at you.
You are entranced by the song, and you find yourself relaxing as you listen to the soothing melody.
Roundtime: 4 sec.

The voice of Xenostrus deeply says, "Stop doing that."
>Xenostrus is revealed from hiding.
Xenostrus fires his long bow at Chadj but the shot flies wide of the target!
The wooden arrow zips past its target to the ground.

Xenostrus deeply says, "So annoying."
>Xenostrus deeply says, "I hate you."

>Xenostrus nods to you.

>Xenostrus is revealed from hiding.
Xenostrus fires his long bow at Chadj but the shot flies wide of the target!
The wooden arrow disappears into the local environs.


Xenostrus deeply says, "You gotta be kidding me."

Xenostrus is revealed from hiding.
Xenostrus fires his long bow at Chadj but the shot flies wide of the target!
The wooden arrow disappears into the local environs.
>Xenostrus slings a long bow over his shoulder.
>Xenostrus kneels down.

Tkaen darkly says, "He's a restless sleeper."

Xenostrus slings a heavy crossbow off from over his shoulder.

Xenostrus is revealed from hiding.
Xenostrus fires a heavy crossbow bolt at you!
AS: +351 vs DS: +225 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +21 = +185
... and hits for 34 points of damage!
Beautiful head shot neatly slices off your ear!
You are stunned for 5 rounds!
The guiding force leaves Xenostrus.

** As you are hit, Xenostrus's bolt flares with a bolt of lightning! **
A swirling sonic barrier partially deflects the onslaught of the shocking attack.
... 5 points of damage!
Light shock to back. That stings!
The scintillating silver light surrounding the bolt fades some.
The heavy crossbow bolt sticks in your head!

Xenostrus deeply says, "There we go."

<insert people trying to drag me away, but my group is closed, and I'm still AFK>

Xenostrus fires a heavy crossbow bolt at you!
AS: +276 vs DS: +194 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +39 = +159
... and hits for 21 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the chest.
The scintillating silver light surrounding the bolt fades some.
Lacking the force and angle to lodge in you, the heavy crossbow bolt simply falls.

>The voice of Xenostrus deeply says, "He's sleeping."
The voice of Xenostrus deeply says, "And that makes it so much better." (weak)

<about 5 more missed shots at me>

So I FINALLY get back to my computer, he's already ran cause I was healed and such while I was at the park. I get him located, and it only took me one shot.. and I didn't need a crystal or madness, either!

>atta xenoXenostrus shakes off the effects of the lullabye.
You thrust with a jet black lance at Xenostrus!
AS: +362 vs DS: +21 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +84 = +460
... and hit for 286 points of damage!
Damaging strike to chest, several ribs shattered!

* Xenostrus drops dead at your feet!

Xenostrus returns to normal color.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Xenostrus.
Xenostrus becomes solid again.

Someone screams, "Murder by Chadj! Call the night watchman!"

[Edited on 6-13-2005 by Chadj]

Ebondale
06-13-2005, 03:52 AM
Heh, thats funny. That guy had it coming.

Dionisius
06-13-2005, 04:04 AM
Who gives a shit. I was having fun and thats all that counts. And by the way, you were 'OK' at one point, but I realized how fucking self rightous and stupid you are so I decided to let you think we were friends when in reality I thought you were a fruit basket.

Oh, and thumbs up for the easy kill. This log proves that archery sucks.

Ebondale
06-13-2005, 04:07 AM
Originally posted by Dionisius
Oh, and thumbs up for the easy kill. This log proves that archery sucks.

Thats the truth. This log really made me decide against even thinking about pursuing archery. :)

Letum
06-13-2005, 04:18 AM
T-minus 2wks till bannination.

Gan
06-13-2005, 08:39 AM
<Xenostrus deeply says, "So annoying." >
<Xenostrus deeply says, "I hate you." >

Translation: I suck at life and I hate myself.

<Xenostrus deeply says, "You gotta be kidding me." >

Translation: I suck at life and a text based online game!


Dion = Xenostrus? Somehow it all makes sense now.

Groldar
06-13-2005, 08:41 AM
Originally posted by Ganalon
<Xenostrus deeply says, "So annoying." >
<Xenostrus deeply says, "I hate you." >

Translation: I suck at life and I hate myself.

<Xenostrus deeply says, "You gotta be kidding me." >

Translation: I suck at life and a text based online game!


Dion = Xenostrus? Somehow it all makes sense now.

Translation of your translation. I let idiots get me too upset in online text games.

Wezas
06-13-2005, 08:45 AM
Originally posted by Dionisius
Oh, and thumbs up for the easy kill. This log proves that archery sucks.

Pretty sure the log showed more that you suck.

At stealing, crossbows, and RP.

Makkah
06-13-2005, 08:47 AM
Wow. Xenostrus just hit "God, I'm fucking pathetic" status. Congrats, buddy!

Gan
06-13-2005, 09:00 AM
Originally posted by Groldar

Originally posted by Ganalon
<Xenostrus deeply says, "So annoying." >
<Xenostrus deeply says, "I hate you." >

Translation: I suck at life and I hate myself.

<Xenostrus deeply says, "You gotta be kidding me." >

Translation: I suck at life and a text based online game!


Dion = Xenostrus? Somehow it all makes sense now.

Translation of your translation. I let idiots get me too upset in online text games.

Translation:

I also suck at bulliten boards so I have to use more than one user name to defend my arguments.

Groldar
06-13-2005, 09:07 AM
Originally posted by Ganalon

Originally posted by Groldar

Originally posted by Ganalon
<Xenostrus deeply says, "So annoying." >
<Xenostrus deeply says, "I hate you." >

Translation: I suck at life and I hate myself.

<Xenostrus deeply says, "You gotta be kidding me." >

Translation: I suck at life and a text based online game!


Dion = Xenostrus? Somehow it all makes sense now.

Translation of your translation. I let idiots get me too upset in online text games.

Translation:

I also suck at bulliten boards so I have to use more than one user name to defend my arguments.

Translation:

This is my only account.

(You should use AV.com)

Stunseed
06-13-2005, 09:21 AM
< This is my only account. >

Translation :

Since the others got banned.

Groldar
06-13-2005, 09:31 AM
Originally posted by Stunseed
< This is my only account. >

Translation :

Since the others got banned.

Do I know you?

Gan
06-13-2005, 10:10 AM
Originally posted by Groldar
Translation:

This is my only account.

(You should use AV.com)

WRONG, then why did you respond using Dionisius at first and now you're using Groldar?!?


Originally posted by Dionisius
Who gives a shit. I was having fun and thats all that counts. And by the way, you were 'OK' at one point, but I realized how fucking self rightous and stupid you are so I decided to let you think we were friends when in reality I thought you were a fruit basket.

Oh, and thumbs up for the easy kill. This log proves that archery sucks.

AND....


Originally posted by Groldar

Translation of your translation. I let idiots get me too upset in online text games.

FURTHERMORE: Which is it? You were having fun or you were upset? Hint: being upset means you're mad and sad, having fun means you're happy. :( vs. :) .

Just give up and find another hobby.

CrystalTears
06-13-2005, 10:16 AM
I don't think he was upset, I think he was mocking the translation.

At this point I don't know who is who anymore. I just know that they're both annoying.

Nieninque
06-13-2005, 10:17 AM
They are two different people

Dionisius = Xenostrus

Groldar = Lycain etc.

Groldar
06-13-2005, 10:17 AM
Done with you pal. I'm not Dion. So stop making pointless accusations about something you have no idea about.


:spam2:

Letum
06-13-2005, 06:15 PM
Illegal use of smilies. Back ten spaces and draw a card.

Chadj
06-14-2005, 01:23 AM
So Xenostrus is annoying everyone in the park... Starts 1005ing me, being dumb and such.

Xenostrus shakes off the effects of the lullabye.
You thrust with a jet black lance at Xenostrus!
AS: +502 vs DS: +14 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +68 = +591
... and hit for 381 points of damage!
Amazing shot through Xenostrus's nose enters the brain!

* Xenostrus drops dead at your feet!

The guiding force leaves you.

Someone screams, "Murder by Chadj! Call the night watchman!"

Roundtime: 5 sec.


Edited cause I can't spell while buzzed.

[Edited on 6-14-2005 by Chadj]

Sean of the Thread
06-14-2005, 01:32 AM
chadj u suck monkey balls.

Sylph
06-14-2005, 02:03 AM
ROFL... What a douchebag.

Groldar
06-14-2005, 04:53 AM
Originally posted by Sylph
ROFL... What a douchebag.


chadj or xenostrus?

Sylph
06-14-2005, 05:01 AM
Xeno obviously... Trying to kill an AFK'r and failing...

Groldar
06-14-2005, 05:52 AM
Originally posted by Sylph
Xeno obviously... Trying to kill an AFK'r and failing...

Chadj equally sucks, trust me.

this whole fight can be summed up by:

http://www.amtgard-eh.com/ehphotos/cc-retard.jpg

AnticorRifling
06-14-2005, 08:27 AM
Originally posted by Groldar

Originally posted by Sylph
Xeno obviously... Trying to kill an AFK'r and failing...

Chadj equally sucks, trust me.

this whole fight can be summed up by:

http://www.amtgard-eh.com/ehphotos/cc-retard.jpg

Thanks for the flames mates, I'll be off now to find another game to play in my free time. I'll leave you to yourselves now. - you

mgoddess
06-14-2005, 10:00 AM
Hah! Just makes sense that Dion = Xeno...they're both douches...

Oh, and for the record, archery really isn't as bad as that log makes it out. Just gotta train right for it... :yawn:

Nieninque
06-14-2005, 10:06 AM
Archery rocks.
Dont judge archery mased on Xenostrus' performance.
That's like judging Gymnastics based on Pavarotti's performance.

AnticorRifling
06-14-2005, 10:10 AM
Originally posted by Nieninque
Archery rocks.
Dont judge archery mased on Xenostrus' performance.
That's like judging Gymnastics based on Pavarotti's performance.

But Pavarotti own's that pommel horse!!

Groldar
06-14-2005, 10:10 AM
Originally posted by Nieninque
Archery rocks.
Dont judge archery mased on Xenostrus' performance.
That's like judging Gymnastics based on Pavarotti's performance.

/agree

Nieninque
06-14-2005, 10:15 AM
Originally posted by AnticorRifling

Originally posted by Nieninque
Archery rocks.
Dont judge archery mased on Xenostrus' performance.
That's like judging Gymnastics based on Pavarotti's performance.

But Pavarotti own's that pommel horse!!

:lol:

That's a mental image I didnt need.

Chadj
06-14-2005, 01:28 PM
I have an archer character.. three trains lower than Chadj, and I think I like using it more. Archery rox.

Xenostrus doesn't.