Oral-B Rembrandt Whitening Pen Appreciation Post.

I've been bored lately as people can tell, so naturally I decided to apply a bit tooth-whitener on.

I put, seriously, a barely macroscopic amount on my toothbrush after brushing up out of morbid curiousity. I even think that I ate most of it. Anyway, my teeth are like infinity... plex x shades whiter. This stuff rules, I need to tell the world about it.

Not to go on and on and on about taboo drug information...but...

I don't know if any of you happen to get the New York Times; check out their article on "Meth-Mouth," it makes other forms of narcotics look like Lysterine.

At least I know whatever shit I put into my system ain't gonna fuck my grill up like crystal can. Bad, bad shit.

Edited to add: Bottom left-hand section of the front page on today: June 11's paper.

Stainleys make the dentists rich :smug:

[Edited on 6-11-2005 by Stanley Burrell]