Fucking Lunatic

[Doyle Hargraves]

http://thorntree.lonelyplanet.com/messagepost.cfm?postaction=reply&catid=32&threadid =776884&messid=6606542&STARTPAGE=1&parentid=0&from =1

And I thought some of the people here were fucked up..

[Nieninque]

:lol:

He has some serious issues.

Assuming it isnt a spoof. If it is, its still very funny

[Ebondale]

Wow.

Psychooooo....

How did you happen across that forum, Doyle?

[theotherjohn]

Originally posted by Ebondale
Wow.

Psychooooo....

How did you happen across that forum, Doyle?


He is Shaw

[Showal]

Oh man, I like how it starts out all innocent and the second someone says something he's immediately like "FUCK YOU REMOVE THIS POST OR I WILL CUT YOU!!!"

[Showal]

The last posting, however, is by far the most fucked up. "I knew about 9-11 before it happened but I wanted people like you to die because you're chickenshit cowards!!!!!11!1!". Sounds like the next New York Times Best Seller.

[Atlanteax]

Did Stanley flip out there too? :lol:

:lol: Bahahahahahaa

hopefully this "son of whore" is some guy on the opposite end of the computer screen with a beer in one hand laughing his ass off...

Otherwise, scary.

cycling babes are awesome, there's no denying this.

[Back]

That is some classic internet for you right there. What a newb,

[4a6c1]

LOL @ cycling psycho

I guess it might make for an interesting story if IRL he's some kind of killer clown on a unicycle with one of those little squeeze-horns in one hands and the freshly decapitated head of a toddler in the other?

[Kainen]

:lol: that was definately interesting.

[Doyle Hargraves]

How did you happen across that forum, Doyle?

Friend of mine IMed me a link.


hopefully this "son of whore" is some guy on the opposite end of the computer screen with a beer in one hand laughing his ass off...

Otherwise, scary.

If he's just doing it for kicks, he went through a lot of trouble. I didn't read through the entire thread but a few pages down some of the people posted links to other...disturbing things written by him on other forums, etc.

I love how his original post says he's easy to get along with.

The very last post in the thread is the best :lol:

[Edited on 6-11-2005 by Doyle Hargraves]

[4a6c1]

ROFL!

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Hi, this site is all about cyclotouriste, REAL CYCLOTOURISTE. This post is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about Cyclotouriste. This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.



Facts:



1. Cyclotouristes are mammals.

2. Cyclotouriste uncovers secret terrorist plans ALL the time.

3. The purpose of Cyclotouriste is to flip out and kill people.





Weapons and gear:





Cyclotouriste Bike Cyclotouriste Secret Terrorist Plans





Cyclotouriste Outfit





Testimonial:



Cyclotouriste can kill anyone he wants! Cyclotouriste cuts off heads ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. This guy is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time. I heard that Cyclotouriste was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon Cyclotouriste killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw Cyclotouriste totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.



And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



If you don't believe that Cyclotouriste has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.



Cyclotouriste is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact. Cyclotouriste is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start cycling next year. I love Cyclotouriste with all of my body (including my pee pee).





Q and A:.





Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Cyclotouriste?

A: Cyclotouriste is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he doesn't give a crap, but on the other hand, Cyclotouriste is very careful and precise.



Q: I heard that Cyclotouriste is always cruel or mean. What's his problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, Cyclotouriste can be mean OR totally awesome.



Q: What does Cyclotouriste do when he's not discovering terrorist plots or flipping out?

A: Most of his free time is spent cycling, but sometime he murders unsuspecting women. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

[Chadj]

Hahahahahahahahha.

Beef Wellington.

[Fallen]

Fuck you cowardly son of a whore. You people are the abusive ones and I AM RESPONDING APPROPRIATELY. FUCK YOU.

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Glorious.

The word of the day is: Interfere

[Snapp]

:rofl: That guy is off his rocker. Quite entertaining.