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Toxicvixen
06-10-2005, 03:40 PM
Girlfriend On Ebay (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=45208&item=5980369 315&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW)

From the Auction:

Yes, Chii can be your girlfriend!
This attractive lady will personally address mail to you once a week for an entire month! At the end of the auction you get to make up how she met you, as well as tell her a bit about yourself -- then the letters begin!

She will mail pictures of herself to you as well. ^-~


:lol: Woo She will send you pictures and 4 emails! What A DEAL!

Ebondale
06-10-2005, 03:45 PM
Thats sad...

Whats more sad is that I bet I know people that would actually pay for it. ;)

Toxicvixen
06-10-2005, 03:45 PM
She already has bids, So We know there is a market! :lol:

Ebondale
06-10-2005, 03:47 PM
Only on eBay can someone flaunt their loneliness using paypal. :lol:

Lomoriond
06-10-2005, 03:47 PM
Is it just me or does that look kinda like eminem?

KymberlynX
06-10-2005, 03:47 PM
Is it just me or does Chii look like a guy in drag?

crazymage
06-10-2005, 03:48 PM
no nude pics, boo

Skeeter
06-10-2005, 03:49 PM
What's more sad is..... that's a man baby.

Apotheosis
06-10-2005, 03:55 PM
That is definitely a man..

ROFL @ Drag Queen Imaginary girlfriend (that's even MORE pathetic)

Syberus
06-10-2005, 04:18 PM
yea.. that's a guy

Artha
06-10-2005, 04:21 PM
Yep, definitely male.

Shari
06-10-2005, 04:27 PM
DOFL

Atlanteax
06-10-2005, 04:30 PM
Yea, the eyes/face definately told me it was a male. Was going to post that, but apparently everyone else has already noticed.

06-10-2005, 04:42 PM
This is probably an inappropriate action, but I just projectile vomited my cheerios all over my screen after seeing that. Thanks.

Vitruvian
06-10-2005, 04:56 PM
6 bids!!

Toxicvixen
06-10-2005, 04:57 PM
This is probably an inappropriate action, but I just projectile vomited my cheerios all over my screen after seeing that. Thanks.


I Aim To Please. You're Welcome. :D

Sylph
06-10-2005, 05:02 PM
Heh... No nudey pics? WHAT A RIPOFF :p

Showal
06-10-2005, 05:02 PM
I don't know, it could be a guy or it could just be an unattractive female.

DeV
06-10-2005, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by crazymage
no nude pics, boo lol... so needed repeating.

Dude is wrong.

Killer Kitten
06-10-2005, 07:13 PM
There's a guy advertising on the same page to be your 'slave for the day'.

Reminds me of that old joke... Young guy hitting on an attractive older woman. Tells her that for ten bucks he'll come to her house and do anything she wants. So she gives him her address, meets him there and hands him ten bucks.
Then sez, 'OK, clean my house"

Doyle Hargraves
06-10-2005, 07:25 PM
I hope this is just some guy using ebay to conduct a Loser Test.

I also hope at the end of the month he sends them a bonus e-mail saying AHAHAHA I'M A FUCKING GUY YOU DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!!11111

OreoElf
06-10-2005, 08:28 PM
I feel sorry for the person that's going to win that auction... I mean come on can't people just drive to vegas and get a hooker now... Talk about getting too much into the cosplay stuff... Disturbing in the least...

Sorta of topic but I stumbled across this one day and thought it very funny... http://www.nerve.com/regulars/sexadvicefrom/roleplayers/

No, Chii wasn't on that site...

Sylvan Dreams
06-10-2005, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by KymberlynX
Is it just me or does Chii look like a guy in drag?

It's not just you. I was just about to post that Chii looked like a teenaged boy in a wig.

And there's just something not right looking about those arms in the picture.

06-10-2005, 10:54 PM
It shows that the outfits look kinda snazzy on an anime character, but look FUCKING AWFUL IN REAL LIFE!!!

- Arkans

PS: That Chii person is a dude

06-10-2005, 10:59 PM
OMG! Am I the only one who sees it?!11

Put a wig and dress him up...

[Edited on 6-11-2005 by Dave]

06-10-2005, 11:02 PM
OH SHIT WE HAVE A FUCKING FUN BOY ON OUR HANDS HERE FOLKS!

- Arkans

Skeeter
06-11-2005, 01:35 AM
That's totally worth a

FUCKING PWNED!!!!!

Delirium
06-11-2005, 01:52 AM
The first pictures eyes seem to be brown where the second's seem to be lighter. Dunno if thats just cause the second one is blurry or not. They seem to have the exact same nose tho, good catch. Wonder if anyone here is trying to retract their bid haha.

06-11-2005, 09:56 AM
The amusing thing is the second picture is Arkans.

Kuyuk
06-11-2005, 04:31 PM
Damn arkans, you're only making like 11 bucks on that.


K.

Delirium
06-11-2005, 04:50 PM
How much did the wig cost anyway? Did you buy it for the auction or did you have it around already for personal use?

06-11-2005, 04:52 PM
he's a metro, he prolly had it laying around from when he feels like going out in drag.

Fallen
06-11-2005, 05:02 PM
That sad. That person is worth eleven dollars and some odd cents... and nothing more.

newbie
06-12-2005, 04:43 PM
Damn, I Think you all are missing the point. For just 10 dollars, you can make a friend of yours who isn't too perceptive think he has an admirer for a month.. And then at the end of the month, point out that he's getting letters for a guy in drag.. This has potential and it's cheap

xtc
06-13-2005, 04:07 PM
Last chance to bid on Arkans in drag, bidding finishes in 2 minutes.

06-14-2005, 11:56 AM
Arkans who won your auction, and can you post the letters here?

Chadj
06-14-2005, 01:23 PM
...

If that's a guy, those are some pretty chicky arms.

Artha
06-14-2005, 02:22 PM
If that's a girl, those are some pretty manly facial features.

Doyle Hargraves
06-14-2005, 02:23 PM
That guy's arms look REALLY long, like what you see on the Discovery Channel when they're talking about human evolution and shit.

Volstock
06-14-2005, 08:22 PM
LMAO Hey now Arkan aint that ugly that I know of and I'm pretty sure it's agaisn't His supreme leader Hitler and the (Aryan?) race if he dress up that way. By the way Arkans did that chick you hit it with when you was really drunk won the bid ?

06-14-2005, 08:48 PM
look at the pictures its him!

Volstock
06-16-2005, 12:51 AM
well damn Dave your right! Arkan you nitwit Chobits wasn't THAT good an anime for you to cosplay it ! pick something better! like.....ummm.....errrr Mahoromatic or at the very least Naruto ! Dammit!
do I always have to teach you stuff?!