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06-08-2005, 10:55 AM
No:

FLORAL PARK, N.Y. (AP) - The body of what appears to be an apparent stowaway was ripped in half during flight Tuesday and his leg crashed into a suburban neighborhood, where a homeowner found the severed limb in the middle of her lawn, authorities said.

Pam Hearne heard "a loud, hollow thump'' and later was stunned to see a foot clad in an Adidas sneaker and a sock in her yard, said Officer Thomas Blanchard. The leg, with hip and spine attached, dented the shingled roof of her garage before bouncing into the lawn.

Police suspect the human remains are from a stowaway who may have been crushed as the South African Airways jet lowered its landing gear on its approach to Kennedy Airport.

Federal Aviation Administration spokesman Jim Peters said the pilot of flight 203 would have probably started lowering the plane's landing gear in the sky over the home in Floral Park, about 5 miles from the airport.


Peters said a Customs agent that met the flight at the airport found the other leg hanging from the wheel well.


The airline said in a statement that the flight landed with "no impact whatsoever'' on the passengers and crew and it was working closely with authorities to investigate how someone may have stowed away.


The flight originated in Johannesburg, and made one stop in Senegal. Authorities had not identified all of the remains, which were hauled away from Hearne's yard in a plastic bag.


Hearne, a special education teacher, said that when she first saw the mangled leg in the grass, "it didn't look real.''


"But I am very glad that I live where I do,'' she said, "so I don't have to run for my life like this man probably was doing.''


There have been cases of stowaways being chopped up by the mechanism in aircraft wheel wells and perishing from the extreme cold at high altitude.

Overlord
06-08-2005, 10:57 AM
Retard deserved to die

06-08-2005, 10:59 AM
I just wanted an excuse quote Travolta from Battlefield Earth.

Overlord
06-08-2005, 11:01 AM
lmfao Works for me

Though a man was arretsed here for peristantly calling a mounted officers horse "Gay". He spent the night in jail for it, bloody fools must have no one better to arrest.

06-08-2005, 11:07 AM
I saw a gay, stowaway-horse chopped up in a plane's engine one time.

Just kidding.

Overlord
06-08-2005, 11:14 AM
I've seen a few men being sucked into jet engines and proceed to be propelled through the back a little minced and scorched. Ouch....

Leetahkin
06-08-2005, 12:39 PM
:puke:
I'm not hungry for lunch anymore

06-08-2005, 01:09 PM
I could go for some engine-sliced dismembered figures. :shrug:

06-08-2005, 02:43 PM
bump

4a6c1
06-08-2005, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
I just wanted an excuse quote Travolta from Battlefield Earth.

DAYUM. I was going to post YES THEY CAN BECAUSE JOHN TRAVOLTA SAID SO.