Groldar...

[Nieninque]

...is Lycain/Psykos/Newest User/Brackish Mage etc...

There is no point trying to reason with him, he is trying to wind people up.

Seriously.

That is all.

[4a6c1]

Jeeebus. Is that true?

.........

Go away. The trolls on these boards are territorial. And we dont like new ones. :nono:

[The Cat In The Hat]

That explains it.

[Snapp]

Oh goodie.:rolleyes:

[Warriorbird]

Ah. No leg to stand on. Check!

[hectomaner]

Originally posted by Nieninque
...is Lycain/Psykos/Newest User/Brackish Mage etc...

There is no point trying to reason with him, he is trying to wind people up.

Seriously.

That is all.

funny, you swore up and down that spir was lycain and you were flat out wrong about that.

[Nieninque]

True enough.

You saying I'm wrong now?

[CrystalTears]

That was my suspicion too, but HarmNone spanked me for accusing without proof. :cry:

If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and smells like a duck, it's a duck. And this is definitely a duck.

[Nieninque]

I knew it was him from his "looking for old players" thread.
The way he posted and everything was exactly the same as his previous pseudonyms. His "Im leaving" thread confirmed it.

It didnt particularly bother me. I find him funny sometimes and a dick others. I am getting bored now of people trying to hold reasonable discussions with him which is why I said it. (Bored as in, there is no way he is going to change his POV, because he is trolling out of boredom, so there is little point in the many debates with him, and people getting upset by the things he says.)

Anyway, just my little bit of public service :)

[AnticorRifling]

So you're bored with someone because they are trolling and not changing their point of view?

(insert look on morphios' face when he said "Do you think that's air your breathing")

[CrystalTears]

Heh, I think it's more of a boredom with the people thinking that debating with him will make any difference with the way he will post.

She sees herself in him, and it offends her me thinks.

[Warriorbird]

Dave and Nienique give me this Darth Vader/Luke Skywalker feeling in that regard.

[AnticorRifling]

Father and son? But which is which?

[Warriorbird]

I was going by age...but Dave does have the farmboy look.

[4a6c1]

Originally posted by Dave
She sees herself in him, and it offends her me thinks.

Dave quit therapisting people. It is Darth Vaderish. :no:

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
Father and son? But which is which?

Here's one for you.

This little boy is standing in the men's room. In walks a marine. The little boy asks the marine, "Are you a Marine?" The marine replies yes and asks why the little boy wants to know. The little boy said he had never worn a marine's hat before and would like to try the marine's hat on. While the marine is standing at the urinal, he hands his hat to the little boy. The little boy walks over in front of the mirror and starts salluting himself and smiling. Just then, a navy seaman walks in. The little boy looks up at him and asks, "Are you a Sailor?" The seaman says, yeah, why, do you want to have sex with me? The little boy replies, oh no, I'm not a real marine, I'm just wearing one's hat.

[Edited on 6-8-2005 by Dave]

[4a6c1]

:lol:

[AnticorRifling]

WTF is a marine hat?

What's the difference between a solider and a 2nd grader? The 2nd grader can read.

Q: "What has an IQ of 42?"
A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

[Drew]

Originally posted by CrystalTears
If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and smells like a duck, it's a duck. And this is definitely a duck.

QUACK

[Vitruvian]

That joke was not funny at all you fucking pioece of dogshit. Marines are dying everyday. You should be shot you dumb motherfucker.

[Showal]

I thought they were all funny.

Stop, breath, so are soldiers. Anticore is a Marine, I am a Soldier, I kid with him about it as he kids with me. It is in jest, nothing more.

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Vitruvian
That joke was not funny at all you fucking pioece of dogshit. Marines are dying everyday. You should be shot you dumb motherfucker.

Shut your lips.

[Showal]

So you mean Anticor has sex with navy seamen?

Originally posted by Showal
So you mean Anticor has sex with navy seamen?
I would like to answer that question with a joke...
Q. "Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?"
A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Dave
Q: "What has an IQ of 42?"
A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

Switch that to 40 LTs and a CPL and it would be more true :cool:

But just so you can clear this up for me what branch requires a diploma and the highest asvab (which we all know is a stupid test to gauge much of anything and how anyone can score low on it kind of scares me)?

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Dave

Originally posted by Showal
So you mean Anticor has sex with navy seamen?
I would like to answer that question with a joke...
Q. "Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?"
A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

Why does the Army issue berets?

Because pumps and cocktail dresses would be too obvious.

Originally posted by AnticorRifling

Originally posted by Dave
Q: "What has an IQ of 42?"
A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

Switch that to 40 LTs and a CPL and it would be more true :cool:

But just so you can clear this up for me what branch requires a diploma and the highest asvab (which we all know is a stupid test to gauge much of anything and how anyone can score low on it kind of scares me)?

airforce

[Showal]

I still say Terminator X is a poor Seany Analog ripoff.

A Marine and an Airman are walking down a country rode when the Airman spots a goat standing by the side of the road with its horns caught between the rails of the fence. The Airman looks at the Marine and says, "Man, I've always wanted to give that a try." He looks around, sees there's nobody nearby, then drops his pants and proceeds to sodomize the hapless goat. When he's done, he pulls his pants up, grins at the Marine, and says "Okay, your turn." --So the Marine sticks his head through the fence.

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Dave

Originally posted by AnticorRifling

Originally posted by Dave
Q: "What has an IQ of 42?"
A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

Switch that to 40 LTs and a CPL and it would be more true :cool:

But just so you can clear this up for me what branch requires a diploma and the highest asvab (which we all know is a stupid test to gauge much of anything and how anyone can score low on it kind of scares me)?

airforce

Nope.

Marine Corps.

Chairforce requires a 30, Navy a 30, Army a 28, Marine Corps a 32. And the corps only takes a small % of good enough dummies each year.

[Nieninque]

Dave youre a moron.
Nothing more to say about that really. Just about sums it up.

And Anticor, youre not such a bad troll yourself.

You make a nice couple

[Miss X]

We don't need another flame thread. Let's not make this one, or it may, in the words of Harmnone, assplode. ;)

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Dave
A Marine and an Airman are walking down a country rode when the Airman spots a goat standing by the side of the road with its horns caught between the rails of the fence. The Airman looks at the Marine and says, "Man, I've always wanted to give that a try." He looks around, sees there's nobody nearby, then drops his pants and proceeds to sodomize the hapless goat. When he's done, he pulls his pants up, grins at the Marine, and says "Okay, your turn." --So the Marine sticks his head through the fence.

Old trucker joke but nicely modified. :clap:

An army specialist comes home after deployment to find his wife in bed with a Marine corporal. Furious he goes to the dresser pulls out a revolver and sticks it to his temple. The corporal starts to laugh at this and the specialist interjects and says what are you laughing at? You're next!

Read up jarhead, if you know how.
http://usmilitary.about.com/cs/genjoin/a/asvabminimum.htm

[AnticorRifling]

I can tell by the pictures that they changed it. Can't tell by how much since the words were too big.

Marine Corps Entrance Exam
Subject: MARINE ENTRANCE EXAM
Time Limit: 3 WKS
Name: _____________________________
1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
___ (a) build a bridge
___ (b) sail the ocean
___ (c) lead an army or
___ (D) WRITE A PLAY!!!!

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
___ (a) Jewish
___ (b) Catholic
___ (c) Hindu
___ (d) Polish
___ (e) Agnostic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called?
___ (a) Westerners
___ (b) Southerners
___ (c) Northerners

9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton
Bush: ________________
Carter: ______________
Clinton: _____________

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five:

11. Where does rain come from?
___ (a) Macy's
___ (b) a 7-11
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
___ (a) yes
___ (b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
___ (a) New York
___ (b) Florida
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?

20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
___ (a) B.C.
___ (b) A.D.

* You must correctly answer three or more questions to qualify

* If you are stuck on any questions, you may ask the monitor for help.

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
I can tell by the pictures that they changed it. Can't tell by how much since the words were too big. :lol:

[AnticorRifling]

Holy shit that was hilarious. We need our own thread.

That being said I've got to find my enlistment contracts for all four branches.

Marines started with I, grunt scratch grunt....

Army started with I, rambo,.....

etc.

:worship:Groldar:worship:

[Tsa`ah]

Originally posted by Warriorbird
I was going by age...but Dave does have the farmboy look.

Two words for you

Fuck off!

[Warriorbird]

Defensive about Skywalker or farmboys?

[Hulkein]

Originally posted by Vitruvian
That joke was not funny at all you fucking pioece of dogshit. Marines are dying everyday. You should be shot you dumb motherfucker.

Chill out.

[Edited on 6-9-2005 by Hulkein]

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Warriorbird
Defensive about Skywalker or farmboys?

He's defensive about farmboys. It's kind of like when you are in love with a mustang and someone is all that car sucks. Which of course is to say he is in love with farmboys. That or he is a farmboy.

You can pick either the truth or the one that's funnier. I know which one I'm going with.

[Caiylania]

:lol2: to this whole thread. Thanks for the laughs :)

[Groldar]

Originally posted by Caiylania
:lol2: to this whole thread. Thanks for the laughs :) hahahafhahfhahahahahahah

Fixed, for consistency.

[Jadewolff]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling

Originally posted by Dave

Originally posted by AnticorRifling

Originally posted by Dave
Q: "What has an IQ of 42?"
A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

Switch that to 40 LTs and a CPL and it would be more true :cool:

But just so you can clear this up for me what branch requires a diploma and the highest asvab (which we all know is a stupid test to gauge much of anything and how anyone can score low on it kind of scares me)?

airforce

Nope.

Marine Corps.

Chairforce requires a 30, Navy a 30, Army a 28, Marine Corps a 32. And the corps only takes a small % of good enough dummies each year.

Did some research before posting...

Air Force actually requires a score of 40, not 30.

Quotes from the site:

"ASVAB Score - Air Force recruits must score at least 40 points the 99-point ASVAB (Note: The "Overall" ASVAB Score is known as the "AFQT Score," or "Armed Forces Qualification Test Score"). Exceptions are made, however, for a handful of high school graduates who can score as low as 21. But these "category four" recruits (by regulation) cannot exceed more than once percent of all recruits per year. (Note: A "Category IV recruit is a recruit who scores between 16 and 30 on the AFQT). In actuality, the number of Cat IV recruits the Air Force generally accepts each year is about 0.2 percent of the Air Force's annual accessions."

[Ebondale]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling

Originally posted by Dave

Originally posted by AnticorRifling

Originally posted by Dave
Q: "What has an IQ of 42?"
A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

Switch that to 40 LTs and a CPL and it would be more true :cool:

But just so you can clear this up for me what branch requires a diploma and the highest asvab (which we all know is a stupid test to gauge much of anything and how anyone can score low on it kind of scares me)?

airforce

Nope.

Marine Corps.

Chairforce requires a 30, Navy a 30, Army a 28, Marine Corps a 32. And the corps only takes a small % of good enough dummies each year.

Dude. Air Force requires like a 38.

EDIT: Or a 40, as stated in the previous post. :) Doesn't require a college degree unless you're an officer, though. Plus, only officers can fly aircraft.

[Edited on 6-9-2005 by Ebondale]

[Showal]

In 3 days, Groldar has matched about 1/5 of my posts. I've been here for over a year.

[Nieninque]

Parker did the same in a day

[Ebondale]

Originally posted by Dave
Marine Corps Entrance Exam
Subject: MARINE ENTRANCE EXAM
Time Limit: 3 WKS
Name: _____________________________


21. What color is white?
(a) Dog
(b) Tree
(c) White
(d) Cat

[Edited on 6-9-2005 by Ebondale]

[Showal]

<<Parker did the same in a day>>

Team Parkdar! Post Mania!

[Groldar]

holy offtopic shenananagans

[Showal]

The topic is Groldar ... I imagine anything relating to "Groldar" is very much on topic.

[Groldar]

Originally posted by Showal
The topic is Groldar ... I imagine anything relating to "Groldar" is very much on topic.

point taken

[Overlord]

Originally posted by Dave
Q: "What has an IQ of 42?"
A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

Excuse the latency of my reply Davey boy, been dealing with my apartment block being consumed by flames since 4am and was a bit busy trying to get into my apartment....bastards said it was too dangerous.

Anyway, I always enjoyed going at odds insulting Army troops.

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Overlord

Originally posted by Dave
Q: "What has an IQ of 42?"
A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

Excuse the latency of my reply Davey boy, been dealing with my apartment block being consumed by flames since 4am and was a bit busy trying to get into my apartment....bastards said it was too dangerous.

Anyway, I always enjoyed going at odds insulting Army troops.

Eep, Overlord! Did your belongings survive? Was anyone hurt? That's just awful! :(