Natural Rubber Latex.

[Sean of the Thread]

So I cut the back of my fucking neck shaving my head tonite and it won't stop fucking bleeding. I have to go to dinner at Outback so I can just leave a piece of toilet paper lookin all crusty and nasty so I have to use a rubber latex curad bandaid. It is all I got to use. Problem is the first time I used one on my arm it gave me blisters. I don't understand as I've never been allergic to rubber. Hell I use condoms all the time with no problem but HEY.. I only use those for 30 seconds.

[Trinitis]

30 seconds? Daymn boy, you runnin a marathon?

Stop being bald. Or a skinhead. Or both.

[xtc]

try this

http://shop.store.yahoo.com/buyinprivate/styppenstopb.html

[Sean of the Thread]

Yeah the styptic shit works great but I havn't bought any in awhile.

Anyways...outback SUCKED. Sat at the bar and this lil boney oriental bitch was absolute shitty. All she did was bitch about what her last customers tipped her and gave us complete crap service. She got goose egged with a definate call to the manager. My rib-eye was spose to be medium rare and it was cardboard. No fat.. no flavor.. and burnt. The salad and garlic mashed rocked as usual however.

I am neither bald nor a skinhead.. I have worn a high and tight haircut for the past 13 years. Being out of work since August for the first time in that span I refuse to spend money on a 5 minute haircut that I have to get every week. So I have been going bald eagle. 0 guard clean shave.

[AnticorRifling]

The high and tight hahaha, we call it the high and stupid. It's all about the high fade.

That being said there is a hair cut worse than the high and stupid and that is the horseshoe. I told my Marines that if I ever saw a horseshoe on any of them I would PT them until their eyes bled.

Remember kids, high fade. Friends don't let friends get the high and stupid.

I loved the lady that cut my hair when I was in, every Sunday I'd get hot shaving cream on the sides and a 1 guard on top. Then the hot towel treatment and a neck and shoulder rub. Talk about being ready for a nap.

[Sean of the Thread]

Ok let me revise since I was making it simple for all the noobs here. High and tight was for 3 years and Mr Smooth Zero Fade until last August.