best off the wall quote

[Jenisi]

So we had some bad storms yesterday....

orez 630: my friend betsy made a blog about the storm, and i guess it threw a midget she works with about 5 feet

[Apotheosis]

Anticor: For the right armor anyone can curb a gag reflex.

[Asha]

I have nipples, Greg.
Can you milk me?

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Yswithe
Anticor: For the right armor anyone can curb a gag reflex.

Lol yeah I'm really suprised that's not in someone's sig line yet.

[Asha]

Ok for one day everyone has to have that as a sig. Becouse it's legendary and it needs to be noted.

[Killer Kitten]

Stated by my slightly inebriated friend Janelle at a party:

"Wow, I love this CD. That song is so terrific. You know, if I knew the words, I'd sing along."

[Soulpieced]

It's not gonna suck itself.

[Killer Kitten]

Originally posted by Drayal
I have nipples, Greg.
Can you milk me?

I was wracking my brains trying to place that quote, because I KNOW I've heard that line.
I give up. Who said it?
(And it's a pisser of a funny quote!)

[stfu]

Meet the Parents.

I cringed through that entire movie.

[Killer Kitten]

Originally posted by stfu
Meet the Parents.

I cringed through that entire movie.

Yes! Thank you!
You're not alone, my husband walked out of the room after half an hour and wouldn't return until it was over. He said he identified with Greg a bit too much.

[Snapp]

Stargate84 (Scott): Hey, if somebody comes up and starts licking your nuts, you just sit there and enjoy it.....

[Jenisi]

I can't forget this one ever... so I'm sitting with my best friend on our cruise ship... and we're at dinner and we're sitting with 3 best friends 3 sisters and a gay couple. Well Rachel and I were having a discussion with the 3 sisters and it ends and all of a sudden we hear one of the gay guys talking to one of the best friends and we walk into the conversation and hear him say "If it smells like cologne, leave it alone. If it smells like fish, have a dish"

The united states will make no distinguishment between terrorists and countries who harbor them.

The weapons of mass destruction will be found.

New-que-lure.

You have blacks too?

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

3-21-05

Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
So, since Wednesday, after 6 weeks of continuous improvement, I am no longer being mandated to attend the intensive outpatient unit.

I have still been attending the program and plan to continue doing so, until I am at full satisfaction that any and all of the skills & rehabilitation offered to me by it have reached their maximum saturation within the confines of my grey matter.

I would like to extend my gratitude to many posters on this forum who took the time to reply thoughtfully, truthfully and kindly in this thread. You have sacrificed your own time in this gesture of benevolence; to make matters short, you know who you are, thank you :)

-Stanley Burrell

6-1-05


Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
And now, I am being serious:

Let it fuck up every single fucking liver enzyme that modern science has given a fucking label.

I really want to, right now, sit around in a pile of my own feces reading a Guns & Ammo magazine. I want pain. NOW. Because, right now, as I am higher than the highest flown kite, anything anyone could throw, shoot and stab me with, will only make me feel THAT much more beautiful as it bounces the fuck off .. heh ::grin::

Seriously though, this moment needs to last forever, which is why I'm going to go bumpin' in about five minutes and then laugh in the faces of all conceivable conscience telling me to do otherwise.

Goodbye negativity.
Hello positivity.

- Stanley
[Edited on 6-1-2005 by Stanley Burrell]

[Parker]

"Assplode" - HN.

True Quote:



Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
I don't like anyone to know about this, but sometimes Stainly really hurts my feelings, I mean, I'll just break down and cry. But then I just have teh beastiality with my Newfoundland!

[Edited on 6-7-2005 by HarmNone]

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Do your parents like the "creative and imaginative" drugged up Stainley, or the failed wannabe student Stainley more?

I dunno.

But I will tell you, I too, would drive 12 minutes in the rain to see my dead father and gloat about it on an internet forum :smilegrin:

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Talking about my dead father makes me cry :(

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
Talking about my dead father makes me cry :(


Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
Talking about my dead father makes me cry :(

http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/upload/Tayvin%20and%20girl./1190.jpg

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Oh wait... he's not dead though...

I guess that just makes you stupid. Not stupid like, short bus stupid, but stupid like, so doped up you cannot recall who said what.

Yeah, stupid like that. You are stupid by choice.

At least I have a choice as to when I am or am not stupid.

It's kind of like a twenty-four hour thing for you, Happyvin:

http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/upload/Tayvin%20and%20girl./1190.jpg

[HarmNone]

Keep the personal bull-shit out of it, or take it off the boards. I've about had it, folks. I've done my last edit without awarding points.

No offense Harmnone, but why are you editing my posts concerning Bill and certain unnamed women? If you think that personal attacks need censoring, why is there even one quote by SMH with any sort of drug innuendo? And plus, you're not just editing out my snippets, you're butchering my entire post! It's making me sad :(

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I just quoted you dude, didn't make anything up :) Truth hurts, don't it?

I guess that just makes you stupid. Not stupid like, short bus stupid, but stupid like, so doped up you cannot recall who said what.




Do your parents like the "creative and imaginative" drugged up Stainley, or the failed wannabe student Stainley more?


Stupidity hurts me more than anything, dumbass.

[Vixen]

One of the best I heard in the game was when someone was trying to figure out how to work one of those whistles.. And I walk in to them saying, "So I just hold it like this and blow on it?"

Man I wish I could remember what day that was so I could find the log