Total Eclipse of the Heart

[Suppressed Poet]

Who else is going to be staring at the sun today with special glasses you purchased at the grocery store (4 for $5)?

[Tgo01]

Me.

[onurb]

I am going to get a telescope and point it directly at the sun and stick my eye ball right in that thing.

[Suppressed Poet]

I am going to get a telescope and point it directly at the sun and stick my eye ball right in that thing.


https://youtu.be/YH-K1KMiuqc?si=F_SQz6-Pd8ly3EFw

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/4vUVCXE.png

[Parkbandit]

https://i.imgur.com/4vUVCXE.png

I was expecting the goatse meme there..

[Tgo01]

Don't have to go outside to see an eclipse, there is an eclipse happening in game:

The sky darkens for a moment as a swirling rift tears into the sun!

[Suppressed Poet]

That was pretty dope. It got dark and you could hear the whole city screaming. It would have been a lot cooler if we made a human sacrifice.

[Methais]

Don't have to go outside to see an eclipse, there is an eclipse happening in game:

The sky darkens for a moment as a swirling rift tears into the sun!

OH WOW SOME WORLD IN ANOTHER DIMENSION IS HAVING THE EXACT SAME EVENT THAT WE'RE HAVING ON EARTH TODAY!!!

GEMSTONE IS THE MOST REALISTIC GAME EVER!!!!

[Methais]

I was expecting the goatse meme there..

https://i.imgur.com/VrUs4SA.png

[Parkbandit]

Looks just slightly less bright in Florida... like the sun went behind a very thin cloud.

[Methais]

Today I learned that Maddox is still at it

https://i.imgur.com/IoeuoAF.png

[Stanley Burrell]

The Goatse eclipse is strong. Sorry I can't rep you again; this stupid website is making me turn https to http and that is incredibly time-consuming and I can't handle it. Sorry again.

[Methais]

The Goatseclipse...

Fixed

[Suppressed Poet]

There has now been a spike of Google searches “my eyes hurt”.

[Stanley Burrell]

Fixed

Thanks homie.