Quote of the day.

[Jenisi]

StPirate: Gemstone is almost as old as I am.
StPirate: That's scary.
pinkberries17: hahahaha

[Ebondale]

:wtf:

[Drew]

Still a classic:



The flower girl nudges you and whispers, "These are magical flowers!"

>ask girl about sex
The flower girl gasps at you! She exclaims, "I'm just a maid, what would I know about that?! Get away from me!"

[Ebondale]

You also see a tiny kitten and a placid monk.
Obvious paths: north, east, southeast, south
>ask kitten about sex
The kitten gives you a strange look.

Heeeere kitty, kitty...

:lol: Juuuust kidding.

[Praefection]

The elven laundress in Vaalor.

>ask laun about joke
The elven laundress asks, "What did the wooly mammoth say to the naked man?" She waits a moment, then manages to blurt out, "How can you breathe through that little thing?!" before dissolving into a fit of giggles.