Looking for a girlfriend to lead to something... and more?

[Guister]

Hi.

So I am in game and I am looking for a girlfriend to grow with and become a life-long companion/partner/more type.

I am very good looking, good at the game, and excellent with RP.

I have had bad luck in relationships.

Please be somewhat civil, sane, and willing to grow.

I don't care about level too much, as I move up quick.

PM me for more details....

-your mystery lover

[Suppressed Poet]

Hi.

So I am in game and I am looking for a girlfriend to grow with and become a life-long companion/partner/more type.

I am very good looking, good at the game, and excellent with RP.

I have had bad luck in relationships.

Please be somewhat civil, sane, and willing to grow.

I don't care about level too much, as I move up quick.

PM me for more details....

-your mystery lover

https://i.imgflip.com/7ygwaw.jpg

[Methais]

As long as you're super skilled at typing ;bigshot you'll totally get all the chicks.

Just keep in mind that most of them probably have dicks.

[Guister]

As long as you're super skilled at typing ;bigshot you'll totally get all the chicks.

Just keep in mind that most of them probably have dicks.

What percentage of "female" players are actually female?

[Parkbandit]

Don't forget to tell the unsuspecting "female" you desire about your obvious mental illnesses.

[Methais]

What percentage of "female" players are actually female?

0

[Tolwynn]

10031

Some real ChrisChan energy here.

[Guister]

Methais has a small pee pee.

[Methais]

Methais has a small pee pee.

When compared to your pretend "girlfriend," even Lex the Impaler has a small pee pee.

I look forward to more of your mental illness posts. It's about time we got some new entertainment around here.

[Suppressed Poet]

Methais has a small pee pee.

Yo mama says he had giantman sized balls and have hips that thrust like the Great Western Sea.

[Parkbandit]

When compared to your pretend "girlfriend," even Lex the Impaler has a small pee pee.

I look forward to more of your mental illness posts. It's about time we got some new entertainment around here.

It's not new.. it's MacGayver.

His mental illnesses are easy to spot: Retarded and always has a hardon for you.

Tell us Methais.. what did you do to him to make him go this completely mental?

[Guister]

Yo mama says he had giantman sized balls and have hips that thrust like the Great Western Sea.

Oh my god.

"The great western sea".

I give you props.

[chrenraf]

Are you into former trans lesbian self-identifying ladyboy with gay non-binary gender-fluid tendencies? If so, you may find one in game. lol. Good luck.