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El Guapo
05-18-2005, 06:25 PM
Buenos dias mi amigos! My name is El Guapo, and I am 33 years old. I've come here in search of three evil men, and am hoping somebody might know their whereabouts.

Their names are Lucky Day, Dusty Bottoms, and Ned Nederlander. They have stolen my precious Carmen from me and have turned the people of Santa Poco against me.

This is my dear Carmen:
http://img262.echo.cx/img262/4841/threeamigoscarmen5nf.jpg

Any information leading to the successful discovery of their location will be rewarded with a plethora of pesos.

In the event that you see any of them, please notify me immediately. I strongly urge you to stay away from them, as they are armed and have proven to be extremely dangerous. Do not let their appearance fool you.

http://img262.echo.cx/img262/7286/threeamigosluckyday2cz.jpg

http://img262.echo.cx/img262/6037/threeamigosdustybottoms8gk.jpg

http://img262.echo.cx/img262/3563/threeamigosnednederlander3yw.jpg


Gracias.

[Edited on 5-18-2005 by El Guapo]
hectomaner
05-18-2005, 06:29 PM
:wtf:
Mistomeer
05-18-2005, 06:43 PM
lolerskates
faiyth
05-18-2005, 06:53 PM
God.. I remember that movie.
Sylph
05-18-2005, 06:57 PM
rofl!!! That movie was hilarious.
El Guapo
05-18-2005, 07:35 PM
Ah, how I wish this were only a movie. I hear that they are big movie stars in America, but here in Mexico they are nothing but vile, ruthless, evil beings and must be stopped at any cost before they hurt anybody else. They are INFAMOUS!

Their unspeakable acts shall not go unpunished.

I would go further into detail, but there might be women and children reading, and I would not subject them to such things. However, I have provided this rare footage of them. It is believed to be a ritual dance performed just before and just after they burn the village and rape the horses. Parents, you may wish to send their children to the other room before viewing:

http://img273.echo.cx/img273/7166/threeamigos4io.gif
HarmNone
05-18-2005, 08:08 PM
The topic is not pesos, nor is it nationality. Off topic posts have been removed.
05-19-2005, 12:24 AM
The color black in Spanish is, "Negro".

- Arkans
hectomaner
05-19-2005, 12:31 AM
:lol2:
Chadj
05-19-2005, 12:32 AM
One word.

Roffle.
El Guapo
07-11-2005, 05:00 AM
Buenos noches mi amigos!

I still search for my dear Carmen after all this time. Has nobody seen her or those dreaded fiends?! I shall not sleep a wink until I find her and rescue her from those horrible INFAMOUS amigos! Ariba!
Kainen
07-11-2005, 05:01 AM
Another silly ass with too much time on their hands.
Keller
07-11-2005, 06:37 AM
Oh no, Mister! I think my dog Lassie could help you!
Artha
07-11-2005, 06:46 AM
Does anyone remember when these were funny?


Me neither.
MaryJane
07-11-2005, 08:06 AM
Originally posted by Artha
Does anyone remember when these were funny?


Me neither.

I liked that movie though.
Mistomeer
07-11-2005, 08:21 AM
It's still funny.
Hulkein
07-11-2005, 12:48 PM
I didn't see it when it was first posted... gave me a laugh.

Mainly because the movie is good.
OreoElf
07-12-2005, 03:07 AM
:spaz: It gave me a good giggle... I like that movie when I was younger... I like the actors in it... it was very silly.
Dusty Bottoms
07-19-2005, 04:38 AM
NOT SO FAST, EL GUAPO!
http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/upload/Dusty%20Bottoms/1346.jpg