I rule and you suck

[Seany Analog]

Yo my hollywood agent says I should do some of this member journal shit saying that cause I'm so awesome that it'll be worth fucking humongous shitloads of money in a couple years cause I'm such a huge star I was even on MTV and that pretty soon arnold schwarzenegger is gonna be serving me french fries wearing one of those stupid paper hats that look like a boat I made in 1st grade, except mine was the shit cause it looked like an RX-7 with a sail.

As you all know I'm big time hollywood and rolling in the high dollars dawg and today I went to the store that sells sweet pimpin badass thug clothes only to rich awesome people like me and he said since I'm the shit he was kicking everyone else out until I got done shopping. I got me some pimp ass shit and as soon as I walked out of the store all these fine bitches were running at me from every direction trying to get a piece of the Seany serpent in my badass gang pants that only real thugs like me are allowed to wear. So after fucking all 63 of those chicks at once in front of the store I got back into my tricked out ass fucking awesome definition of sweetness RX-7 and cut 10 donuts in the road and outran 3 different 5-0 precincts you probably saw it on the news it said "LOS ANGELES COPS TRYING TO CHASE DOWN AWESOME GUY IN RX-7 BUT THEN GAVE UP WHEN THEY REALIZED NOBODY COULD EVER BE AWESOME ENOUGH TO CATCH THIS DUDE CAUSE HE'S A SERIOUS HARDCORE CRAZY THUG AND HIS RX-7 WAS GOING LIKE 380 MPH, BACK TO YOU BOB"

So finally I got home and my fine ass bitch wanted some more dick so I had to serve it up to her cause I'm all about the bitches dawg.

That was my awesome fucking day and even though people say I'm a dick I want to apologize to everybody for being so much more awesome than you.

wow HAHAHHA

[Vesi]

Even though I feel I shouldn't encourage this:

:rofl:

BACK TO YOU BOB.

[HarmNone]

Heh. If it's entertaining to some of you, I have no objection to it. Personally, I find it boring, but I'm not the only poster here. As long as TOS isn't broken, and there are no valid complaints, I've got no problems; especially, in this folder. :)

[Chadj]

I almost blew a popcicle (sp?) out my nose.

[Parker]

Yeah, it was funny...

Good lord.

[Gan]

ROFFLE

If you read it in just the right voice its hillarious.

[Parker]

I just read it again and I think I got in trouble here in school...Try reading it using a mental "Gangsta Voice".

crap, the teacher's mad.

[Gan]

I use my vanilla ice voice and it works perfectly.

[Parkbandit]

It's funny if you know the Sean story behind it.

[Parker]

Someone should fill me in, because I've heard about this mythical story, but never heard it.

[Sean of the Thread]

HAHAH RX-7 with a sail. That got me hard in the side.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Parker
Someone should fill me in, because I've heard about this mythical story, but never heard it.

This board has a sweet, sweet feature called "search". Look for anything from authors Double0rx7.. can't remember any of his earlier names.

[Parker]

This board has a sweet, sweet feature called "search". Look for anything from authors Double0rx7.. can't remember any of his earlier names.


...Just read that thread on his rx-7...Tsa`ah owns....I didn't really just say that, did I?

[edited because I couldnt' believe it.]

[Edited on 5-17-2005 by Parker]

[Chelle]

This is a fine example as to why people shouldn't go off their meds. :lol:

[Czeska]

Damnit. I laughed, too.

[Praefection]

Hah I'm easily amused.

[DeV]

Didn't crack a smile. Maybe because I know real dudes that actually talk that way.

[xtc]

Oh no not this guy again, isn't he the one with the stripper girlfriend and 1986 rx-7?

[Wezas]

ROFL I went back and checked out some of the threads.


Originally posted by Double0RX7Also, how would posting a pic of my black ass standing in front of my rx7 get me banned?

classic.

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by Parkbandit

This board has a sweet, sweet feature called "search". Look for anything from authors Double0rx7.. can't remember any of his earlier names.


Also add

Knights Templar

Ganryu

Seany Digital

to that search list. I'm sure there are more, but those i remember right now.

[DeV]

Originally posted by Wezas
ROFL I went back and checked out some of the threads.


Originally posted by Double0RX7Also, how would posting a pic of my black ass standing in front of my rx7 get me banned?

classic. That is hilarious.

[Skirmisher]

Seany is always good for a laugh.

Him and his black ass...and widows peak...and man boobs...

ahh...good times.

[Parkbandit]

LOL.. I forgot all about Ganryu and how someone busted his ass when he said he didn't buy that character.

Heh. Memories.

[Czeska]

The way he's talking isn't what made me laugh. It was
1. RX7 with a sail
and
B. Back to you bob

[Hulkein]

Awesome.

[SpunGirl]

Don't forget Apollyon and Kesir.

-K

[Drew]

Anyone remember pictures of his "stripper" girlfriend that he got from some promotional material?

[Ravenstorm]

Originally posted by Ganalon
If you read it in just the right voice its hillarious.

Anyone remember this:

'My name is Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.'

Try that voice. Classic.

Raven

[Vesi]

It was the 'Back to you Bob' that got me for some reason.

Plus, I don't think this is the REAL Sean. That's what makes it funny.

Vesi