Florida Cracking Down on Illegal Immigrants

[ClydeR]

The state mostly known for alligators, snakes and Disney is about to be known for fighting immigration. Governor DeSanctimonious signed a law requiring hospital emergency rooms to determine the immigration status of patients. It also places tough requirements on employers and makes it impossible for an illegal immigrant to get a driver license. Although the law does not go into effect until July, Florida is already starting to see the results..


If you’re looking for a job in Florida, you might want to consider some red-hot new career opportunities picking vegetables, tarring roofs or cleaning hotel toilets.

Thanks to the imperatives of campaign messaging, Florida is about to make life harder for the hundreds of thousands of undocumented immigrants working in the state.

We’re going to be spending millions of tax dollars to fly them to other states or to scare them away by implementing a law that fines some of their employers $1,000 per day for giving them jobs.

You might think that chasing undocumented residents from the farm fields, construction sites and janitorial closets where they’ve been working is an exercise in political bottom-feeding.

But it’s best to think of it as great news for those of you who have felt stung by being unfairly left out of those pre-dawn bus rides to the crops, summer afternoons on the construction site and late nights in filthy office bathrooms. You have an opportunity now to reclaim these "stolen" jobs.

More... (https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/columns/2023/05/14/porous-e-verify-immigration-system-in-florida-wont-stop-undocumented/70203458007/)

In these hard times, with the unemployment rate the same as it was in 1969, people from all over the country will be flocking to Florida to fill the job openings.

[ClydeR]

In a further crackdown on immigration, Governor DeSanctimonious is stationing 1500 National Guard troops on Florida's border with Mexico..


TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) — With the Title 42 order no longer in place, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis announced Tuesday that he is deploying state law enforcement to the U.S.-Mexico border in anticipation of an expected deluge of migrants, despite the Biden administration saying there was no major influx.

According to a press release, the governor is sending 800 members of the Florida National Guard to the border along with 101 Florida Highway Patrol troopers and a number of aircraft, boats and emergency management personnel.

More... (https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/desantis-sending-florida-law-enforcement-soldiers-to-u-s-mexico-border/)

[Seran]

The state mostly known for alligators, snakes and Disney is about to be known for fighting immigration. Governor DeSanctimonious signed a law requiring hospital emergency rooms to determine the immigration status of patients. It also places tough requirements on employers and makes it impossible for an illegal immigrant to get a driver license. Although the law does not go into effect until July, Florida is already starting to see the results..



In these hard times, with the unemployment rate the same as it was in 1969, people from all over the country will be flocking to Florida to fill the job openings.

There goes his Cuban voters.

[Suppressed Poet]

There goes his Cuban voters.

Cuban voters are legal immigrants and it has been shown in their voting patterns & polls they don’t like illegal immigration.

[Shaps]

There goes his Cuban voters.

I guess all brown people are the same huh?

Tell us you're racist, without saying you're racist.

You racist POS.

[~Rocktar~]

There goes his Cuban voters.

Legal Cubans are some of the most vocal and active supporters of strong immigration laws and enforcement. Stop being a racist and dumbfuck piece of shit.

[Parkbandit]

There goes his Cuban voters.

If a Cuban is here in the US, they are automatically considered a legal immigrant.

I disagree with that policy, but it's been in place for decades.

[Methais]

There goes his Cuban voters.

Add Cubans to the neverending list of things Seran doesn't know jack shit about.

Stop being racist.

[kutter]

If a Cuban is here in the US, they are automatically considered a legal immigrant.

I disagree with that policy, but it's been in place for decades.

Actually that is no longer true. When feet wet/feet dry was in place they were afforded automatic asylum status if they made it to a point above the high water mark or a structure that was attached to land above the high water mark, ie. a bridge. This is no longer the case, Obama ended that policy, and now Cubans are treated the same as any other migrant that makes it ashore.

[Parkbandit]

Actually that is no longer true. When feet wet/feet dry was in place they were afforded automatic asylum status if they made it to a point above the high water mark or a structure that was attached to land above the high water mark, ie. a bridge. This is no longer the case, Obama ended that policy, and now Cubans are treated the same as any other migrant that makes it ashore.

And whoever said President Obama didn't do a single good thing.. they were wrong.

[Seran]

Cuban voters are legal immigrants and it has been shown in their voting patterns & polls they don’t like illegal immigration.

The Republican party opposes the Cuban Family Reunification Plan, recently reenacted by President Biden, which allows eligible family members of legal immigrants to apply to join their relatives. Florida governor DeSantis is clearly against it given his legislative history.

[Suppressed Poet]

The Republican party opposes the Cuban Family Reunification Plan, recently reenacted by President Biden, which allows eligible family members of legal immigrants to apply to join their relatives. Florida governor DeSantis is clearly against it given his legislative history.

You are grasping at straws and have no idea what you are talking about. Florida is nowhere close to being a swing state anymore.

[kutter]

The Republican party opposes the Cuban Family Reunification Plan, recently reenacted by President Biden, which allows eligible family members of legal immigrants to apply to join their relatives. Florida governor DeSantis is clearly against it given his legislative history.

Conservatives have no issue with Cubans going back to Cuba to be with their family.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

The Republican party opposes the Cuban Family Reunification Plan, recently reenacted by President Biden, which allows eligible family members of legal immigrants to apply to join their relatives. Florida governor DeSantis is clearly against it given his legislative history.

There has been a vote? And define "eligible". Also, link DeSantis's formal position.

I frequently vote Republican and I'm not opposed to legal immigration, so your blanket statement is false.

[Solkern]

You are grasping at straws and have no idea what you are talking about. Florida is nowhere close to being a swing state anymore.

Didn’t the democrats just win a governorship in Florida?

[Seran]

Didn’t the democrats just win a governorship in Florida?

Mayorship.

[Methais]

Didn’t the democrats just win a governorship in Florida?

DeSantis has been in office for a few years now and Florida as a whole in the midterms was a red wave. Seran is just butthurt like usual.

[Parkbandit]

Didn’t the democrats just win a governorship in Florida?

Yes, in Florida we have hundreds of governorships available.

[Elanthil]

I vote we ship all the white, middle class Americans to Norway (myself included...I've just always wanted to see Norway!).
Then the black lower class will be the new black middle class, and the black middle class will be the black upper class!

[Parkbandit]

I vote we ship all the white, middle class Americans to Norway (myself included...I've just always wanted to see Norway!).
Then the black lower class will be the new black middle class, and the black middle class will be the black upper class!

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[Methais]

I vote we ship all the white, middle class Americans to Norway (myself included...I've just always wanted to see Norway!).
Then the black lower class will be the new black middle class, and the black middle class will be the black upper class!

How about we just ship Seran to the nearest gulag so he can live out his communist dreams?

[Suppressed Poet]

I vote we ship all the white, middle class Americans to Norway (myself included...I've just always wanted to see Norway!).
Then the black lower class will be the new black middle class, and the black middle class will be the black upper class!

It’s a good idea, but I’m from Texas and can’t handle long periods of extreme cold weather.

Also I have a grievance with the Norwegians. According to my ancestry.com DNA report I’m 99% Irish / Northern English / Scottish and 1% Scandinavian. Those fucking Vikings raped my Celtic & Gaelic ancestors back in the day; forever tainting my blood.

[Shaps]

It’s a good idea, but I’m from Texas and can’t handle long periods of extreme cold weather.

Also I have a grievance with the Norwegians. According to my ancestry.com DNA report I’m 99% Irish / Northern English / Scottish and 1% Scandinavian. Those fucking Vikings raped my Celtic & Gaelic ancestors back in the day; forever tainting my blood.

What the hell?? You should be glad you got some Viking blood in that week ass tree-hugging bloodline of yours! Now go BA-ZERK-AAAAAAAA!

Seran - don't worry... it's a joke, and I'm pretty sure SP understands that... whew, glad we cleared that up.

[Methais]

It’s a good idea, but I’m from Texas and can’t handle long periods of extreme cold weather.

Also I have a grievance with the Norwegians. According to my ancestry.com DNA report I’m 99% Irish / Northern English / Scottish and 1% Scandinavian. Those fucking Vikings raped my Celtic & Gaelic ancestors back in the day; forever tainting my blood.

Just demand $200 million in reparations and everything will be fine.

[drumpel]

It’s a good idea, but I’m from Texas and can’t handle long periods of extreme cold weather.

Also I have a grievance with the Norwegians. According to my ancestry.com DNA report I’m 99% Irish / Northern English / Scottish and 1% Scandinavian. Those fucking Vikings raped my Celtic & Gaelic ancestors back in the day; forever tainting my blood.

Clearly you need reparations! Move there, demand reparations of $200 million. I'm sure that'll be handled swiftly and quietly without anyone batting an eye at how stupid you sound.

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Look what happens when I don't read through all the posts before commenting....crap, now I'm making comments like Methais. What is this world coming to?

[Methais]

now I'm making comments like Methais. What is this world coming to?

You should be proud of that.

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[Suppressed Poet]

:rofl:

Hey by the standards of the progressive left I may never get my white reparations, but I absolutely have more than enough blood to claim Vikings as my people & earn a $400,000 yearly salary at Harvard for teaching a Scandinavian culture elective class.

[Methais]

:rofl:

Hey by the standards of the progressive left I may never get my white reparations, but I absolutely have more than enough blood to claim Vikings as my people & earn a $400,000 yearly salary at Harvard for teaching a Scandinavian culture elective class.

Just move to California and identify as a black woman. Now you're black, a woman, and trans, which is 3x as oppressed as any of them on their own.

If anyone gives you any shit, ask Seran for advice on what to do to combat the blatant oppression against you as a black trans woman.