Because fact checkers show...

[Neveragain]

It takes 678 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

[Shaps]

Wouldn't it vary person to person... considering the variance in tongue area and mandibular force in each individual?

Things that make you go hmmmm.

[Bhaalizmo]

It takes 678 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

Gene Simmons says it only takes 50 or less.

I know a girl who claims she can do it in half that.

Who the fuck is eating tootsie pops these days?