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Latrinsorm
12-21-2022, 03:42 PM
today is the winter solstice, the day with the most darkness of the year, but it is also a hopeful day because tomorrow will have less, and the next day, and the next day - this is how that pattern works. another kind of pattern is when things just get worse and worse, and this is the pattern we see with covid vaccines wearing off:

https://i.imgur.com/qDlnoLj.png

-the circle markers are when the CDC was releasing breakthrough death data once a week, until they started getting bad during Delta so the CDC deleted the data off their website
-the triangle markers are when i got breakthrough death data from every state i could and divided it by the total covid deaths. this is reasonably accurate when 47 states were reporting, but once only 19 states were i needed to change toooooooo
-the square markers, when i divided it by the total covid deaths of only the states that reported breakthroughs

the data unambiguously shows what an objectively great job vaccines are doing; there's 100,000,000 some odd americans who haven't gotten any boosters, aren't taking any precautions, were vaccinated over a year ago, god knows how many variants and subvariants later, and these people are STILL at much lower risk than the unvaccinated, this is an astonishing accomplishment of medical science... but this data is kept quiet and squirreled away, because the CDC and the rest of the government and the media and the rest of the country need it to be that vaccines make us bulletproof

they don't

and neither do boosters, which is why they also stopped broadcasting that data. get every shot you can, but with deaths up 33% so far remember to watch out for yourselves these holidays, because no one else is going to

Suppa Hobbit Mage
12-21-2022, 04:12 PM
Oh how I've missed your cheerful postulations.

Neveragain
12-21-2022, 04:39 PM
On the Longest Night.

Starting Christmas night I go into my annual hibernation mode. Basically the average winter day will go as follows:

Wake up between 2:00 - 4:00 am, warm up the half cup of coffee that's left in the coffee pot, start a new pot, log into a video game, stare blankly at the screen as I balance out the caffeine, nicotine and THC in my hibernal bloodstream.

Play video game until about 6:00 - 7:00 am, by this time the THC has settled in and I'm ready for a weed nap.

Sleep until noonish.

Eat some really high carb, high fat breakfast, chemically balance out the bloodstream again and time for a carb nap.

Sleep until 3:00 - 4:00 pm

Video games, chemically balance bloodstream, eat some more high carb food and go to bed around 8:00-9:00 pm.

I'll follow this winter health plan until mid March. Covid was nothing but a cold under this strict schedule.

Methais
12-21-2022, 04:43 PM
today is the winter solstice, the day with the most darkness of the year, but it is also a hopeful day because tomorrow will have less, and the next day, and the next day - this is how that pattern works. another kind of pattern is when things just get worse and worse, and this is the pattern we see with covid vaccines wearing off:

https://i.imgur.com/qDlnoLj.png

-the circle markers are when the CDC was releasing breakthrough death data once a week, until they started getting bad during Delta so the CDC deleted the data off their website
-the triangle markers are when i got breakthrough death data from every state i could and divided it by the total covid deaths. this is reasonably accurate when 47 states were reporting, but once only 19 states were i needed to change toooooooo
-the square markers, when i divided it by the total covid deaths of only the states that reported breakthroughs

the data unambiguously shows what an objectively great job vaccines are doing; there's 100,000,000 some odd americans who haven't gotten any boosters, aren't taking any precautions, were vaccinated over a year ago, god knows how many variants and subvariants later, and these people are STILL at much lower risk than the unvaccinated, this is an astonishing accomplishment of medical science... but this data is kept quiet and squirreled away, because the CDC and the rest of the government and the media and the rest of the country need it to be that vaccines make us bulletproof

they don't

and neither do boosters, which is why they also stopped broadcasting that data. get every shot you can, but with deaths up 33% so far remember to watch out for yourselves these holidays, because no one else is going to

How many jabs have you gotten altogether now Latrin?

Parkbandit
12-21-2022, 05:05 PM
Well, at least he isn't rotting under his bed from wearing too many masks and too scared to come out.

Welfare has been checked.

You fucking nutcase.

Suppressed Poet
12-21-2022, 05:31 PM
Latrinsorm I thought you moved to China for their 0-Covid policy. Even China has eased restrictions. Merry Christmas. Get some fresh air and go play outside today.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
12-21-2022, 06:05 PM
Ok, be real. Did anyone actually read what he posted?

Parkbandit
12-21-2022, 06:39 PM
Ok, be real. Did anyone actually read what he posted?

I tried... his all consuming paranoia regarding everything makes his post a difficult read without having someone Baker Act him.

Methais
12-21-2022, 06:49 PM
Ok, be real. Did anyone actually read what he posted?

https://media2.giphy.com/media/jQmVFypWInKCc/giphy.gif

Gelston
12-21-2022, 07:52 PM
Ok, be real. Did anyone actually read what he posted?

I haven't read a full post by him in years.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
12-21-2022, 08:17 PM
I haven't read a full post by him in years.

Same, not since covid at the very least.