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Captain Aar Matey
09-13-2022, 02:24 AM
MB:50k CB: 50k SOLD! to Methais!
Once, Twice, Last Call, SOLD!

Your view:
>get knife
You remove a simple steel knife from in your rope-laced backpack.

>pull knife
With a theatrical gasp, you bring your simple steel knife up over your head and pretend to plunge it directly into your heart! The fake blade retracts, and you hear a tiny click from the hilt. A rapidly widening spot of crimson dye appears on your chest.

You fall to your knees in feigned shock and clench the knife in place with one hand, doing your best to look frightened and in pain.
Roundtime: 10 sec.

Ok, a joke is a joke, and this one has gone on long enough. You flash a quick grin as you stand up and wipe the fake blood from your chest. A small push on the blade of your knife shows it to still be working.

Other people view:

With a theatrical gasp, Mischab brings a simple steel knife up over his head and forcefully plunges it directly into his heart! Blood spurts everywhere!

Mischab falls to his knees, seemingly in shock and agony, one hand still clenched upon the knife.

Mischab suddenly releases the knife, looks up, and grins. He stands back up and wipes the blood from his chest. There is no injury present! He holds up a simple steel knife and pushes on the blade. It retracts into the hilt and a small bead of crimson dye appears at the tip. You cannot help but shake your head.
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You analyze your simple steel knife and sense that the item is largely free from merchant alteration restrictions.

The creator has also provided the following information:

This is a trick dagger that makes it look as though you injure yourself if you PULL or RUB it. It may be freely altered as long as the name is appropriate for a dagger, but keep in mind that the last three lines of the show description cannot be changed.

You get no sense of whether or not the knife may be further lightened.
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You carefully inspect your simple steel knife.

You determine that you could not wear the knife.

It looks like this item has been mainly crafted out of steel.

Methais
09-13-2022, 09:54 AM
MB

Captain Aar Matey
09-13-2022, 10:26 PM
Twice...

Captain Aar Matey
09-14-2022, 01:28 PM
Last Call and SOLD!