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Nieninque
05-08-2005, 08:09 AM
Edited to add the message :whistle:

I received this email today.
Remember that Klaive banned me from using his boards:

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We look forward to hearing from you!

Sincerely,
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[Edited on 8-5-05 by Nieninque]

CrystalTears
05-08-2005, 09:48 AM
I received it a few days ago. Landed in my spam folder. :lol:

Incidentally, my preferences option for his updates IS unchecked and I still got it.

:asshole: :nutty: :fu:

Artha
05-08-2005, 09:49 AM
Busiest Time: 38 users were online on 26th July 2004 - 08:13 PM
I don't know if I'd brag about this.

Snapp
05-08-2005, 10:32 AM
Originally posted by CrystalTears

Incidentally, my preferences option for his updates IS unchecked and I still got it.

Same here.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
05-08-2005, 12:11 PM
Should write his ISP for the spamming :)

HarmNone
05-08-2005, 12:47 PM
I didn't get one. I'm wounded. Yes. Wounded.:cry:

Okay. I've recovered now. :D

Tsa`ah
05-08-2005, 12:49 PM
Never registered for his forum with an e-mail address that wasn't garbage.

So I'll never have to worry about his desperation.

Divinity
05-08-2005, 12:52 PM
He sent that out awhile ago. Also, the busiest time of the year thing is an automated thing when you send out the emails.

Nieninque
05-08-2005, 01:03 PM
So what...he still sucks
So do you for trying to justify his suckiness

Edited to add: what fucking difference does it make when he sent them out...he is still sending them to people he banned until 2034!


[Edited on 8-5-05 by Nieninque]

Divinity
05-08-2005, 01:08 PM
I wasn't arguing or debating anything. I was just stating facts. ::shrugs:: What you think and do when it comes to him is your business.

Forgive me for clarifying two things.

Have a nice day Nien. :)

05-08-2005, 01:29 PM
You two should have a knife fight

Nieninque
05-08-2005, 01:39 PM
I'm up for it

HarmNone
05-08-2005, 01:44 PM
Nah. Let's not have any knife fights, eh? Far too messy. ;)

I don't think Divinity was defending Darien, really. She was just explaining how their system works on those boards. However, I would like to know how this message got sent to CrystalTears, who had checked the option for not receiving updates. :thinking:

HarmNone
05-08-2005, 02:08 PM
Just at a glance, it doesn't look like his campaign is making much headway. :whistle:

Betheny
05-08-2005, 03:21 PM
I am sorely disappointed that Klaive's player has been overlooked by natural selection.

Incidentally, I think that in the event of nature's fucking up, we should have legal recourse.

I say class-action lawsuit against the bitch that birthed him.

Asha
05-08-2005, 03:46 PM
Harsh. Very very harsh.
:D

Divinity
05-09-2005, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by Betheny
I am sorely disappointed that Klaive's player has been overlooked by natural selection.

Incidentally, I think that in the event of nature's fucking up, we should have legal recourse.

I say class-action lawsuit against the bitch that birthed him.

Okay, you guys talk a lot of shit, but leave his Mom out of it.

I've had conversations with her and she is a very level-headed woman that works her ass off.

There is no reason you should have to result to insulting his Mom. You don't know her. Leave her the fuck out of this.

Shari
05-09-2005, 01:49 PM
It is times like now I live across the continent from Beth.

You scare the hell outta me, woman.

05-09-2005, 05:36 PM
And here comes Kurapira to the defense. It sort of reminds me of two retarded lemmings that just huffed ether. Awesome.

- Arkans

Jolena
05-09-2005, 05:44 PM
I don't really believe she is defending Klaive. She's defending his MOM. They are not one and the same. And..I have to agree with her. Resulting to insulting his mother is really unnecessary. There are many many things you can insult Klaive on without resorting to this particular tactic.

05-09-2005, 05:44 PM
I'll talk about any ones momma I want.

Jolena
05-09-2005, 05:45 PM
Oh I'm sure you will. Would you like a new diaper or some milk and cookies while you are at it? :smilegrin:

HarmNone
05-09-2005, 05:51 PM
Originally posted by Divinity

Originally posted by Betheny
I am sorely disappointed that Klaive's player has been overlooked by natural selection.

Incidentally, I think that in the event of nature's fucking up, we should have legal recourse.

I say class-action lawsuit against the bitch that birthed him.

Okay, you guys talk a lot of shit, but leave his Mom out of it.

I've had conversations with her and she is a very level-headed woman that works her ass off.

There is no reason you should have to result to insulting his Mom. You don't know her. Leave her the fuck out of this.

Hookay. I'm gonna endeavor to splat two birds with one stone.

Klaive once announced, on these boards, that his mother was into cybersex. By doing so, he laid her wide open for criticism. If anyone should have kept their mouth shut on this one, it was Klaive (Darien).

However, there is no need to insult Klaive's mother; especially, since Klaive is the one who made the comment and we all know that not all Klaive says is true. In fact, probably not even half of what Klaive says is true.

That said, this topic is not about Klaive's mother. It's about Klaive's message boards. So, let's leave his mother out of it. Any further comments in that direction will be removed as off-topic.

05-09-2005, 05:52 PM
I dunno, is your mom gonna bring me the milk?

Jolena
05-09-2005, 05:53 PM
Hmm..so many ways I could go with that one. But, alas, I'll leave it alone.

HarmNone
05-09-2005, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by RangerD1
I dunno, is your mom gonna bring me the milk?

My mom probably would, if she thought you needed milk, Ranger. ;)

Jolena
05-09-2005, 05:55 PM
See, I *thought* about answering in this fashion but I was just positive he would suddenly turn it into a boobie discussion and I'd have to supress the urge to cyber whoop up on him. :no:

05-09-2005, 05:57 PM
... What's wrong with boobie discussions? And I didn't even do that

Jolena
05-09-2005, 05:58 PM
I know you didn't do it and that's why I declined to answer. And NOTHING is wrong with boobies, I :heart: boobies, but not when they are my MOM's. kthx.

05-09-2005, 06:03 PM
Someone loves your moms boobies. Don't hate, appreciate.

Jolena
05-09-2005, 06:05 PM
Ugh, sicko. :wtf::nono:

05-09-2005, 06:10 PM
:roll:

HarmNone
05-09-2005, 06:13 PM
On the freaking topic, please! :grr:

DeV
05-09-2005, 06:16 PM
Originally posted by HarmNone
On the freaking topic, please! :grr: Only if we can change it to boobies!

Erm, I mean.... carry on. :whistle:

HarmNone
05-09-2005, 06:18 PM
I'ma whomp ya all with the Whompin' Stick of Ultimate Doom! :lol:

05-09-2005, 06:19 PM
If you do I'm totally grabbing a boobie.

HarmNone
05-09-2005, 06:20 PM
You guys are cracking me up! :rofl:

In this case, after a bit of thought, I kinda like the new topic better than the old one. Lay off Darien's mom, and we're golden, eh? ;)

Jolena
05-09-2005, 06:22 PM
Wait wait wait. Let's not forget to include laying off of the subject of my mom's boobies too!

HarmNone
05-09-2005, 06:24 PM
Yeah! Lay off Jolena's mom's boobies, too! My mom is ornery enough to protect her own boobies! :D

longshot
05-09-2005, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by Divinity


Okay, you guys talk a lot of shit, but leave his Mom out of it.

I've had conversations with her and she is a very level-headed woman that works her ass off.

There is no reason you should have to result to insulting his Mom. You don't know her. Leave her the fuck out of this.

Who has bigger boobs?

Darien, or his mom?

HarmNone
05-09-2005, 07:05 PM
I've asked that Darien's mom be left out of the discussion. I expect her to be left out of the discussion. She has nothing to do with any of this. Please.

longshot
05-09-2005, 07:17 PM
Originally posted by HarmNone
I've asked that Darien's mom be left out of the discussion. I expect her to be left out of the discussion. She has nothing to do with any of this. Please.

Fine.

But please know, that he wouldn't leave your, or anyone else's mother out of it.

I really don't understand why you extend respect to someone that has never shown any to you personally, or to these boards.

Remind us again why you don't have your picture posted anymore?

If I remember, it has a lot to do with you being a professional... and unable to risk some fatshit man-tittied basement dweller photoshopping something horrible onto it.


And Kurapira, or "divinity" as you know hide under...

It's great that you are here.

Again.

Could you do me a favor and change avatars so I don't forget who you are?

I think this might help me remember...


http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/upload/Longshot/1159.jpg

edited because of img tag troubles...

[Edited on 5-9-2005 by longshot]

Suppa Hobbit Mage
05-09-2005, 07:19 PM
Originally posted by Divinity
Okay, you guys talk a lot of shit, but leave his Mom out of it.

I've had conversations with her and she is a very level-headed woman that works her ass off.

There is no reason you should have to result to insulting his Mom. You don't know her. Leave her the fuck out of this.

I think a parents child is a good measure of the parent themselves. Infer from that what you will.

Incidently, did Klaive's mom think you were a blonde porn star when you called? THAT must have been a fun conversation.

Husky voice "Is Darien there?"
Mom "He's down in the basement eating ho-ho's and playing ninja. He's asked me not to interupt his me-time, or his me-time fun hand acts up for days. Can I take a message?"
Husky voice "Oh, this is Tiffany Twin Peaks Towers, could you let him know I called?"
Mom "I'll send him a text message, he doesn't like to come upstairs during the daylight. I hope he comes upstairs soon, there is a sale on acne cream and tissues at Wal-mart and I want to get as much as possible!"

HarmNone
05-09-2005, 07:24 PM
Originally posted by longshot

Originally posted by HarmNone
I've asked that Darien's mom be left out of the discussion. I expect her to be left out of the discussion. She has nothing to do with any of this. Please.

Fine.

But please know, that he wouldn't leave your, or anyone else's mother out of it.

I really don't understand why you extend respect to someone that has never shown any to you personally, or to these boards.

Remind us again why you don't have your picture posted anymore?

If I remember, it has a lot to do with you being a professional... and unable to risk some fatshit man-tittied basement dweller photoshopping something horrible onto it.

Yup. I took the pic down when all the photoshopping was going on, as I didn't care to subject myself to that idiocy. It is now in my gallery, and on my profile.

Just because some waste of space decides to be disrespectful doesn't mean I need to follow suit. I am not a lemming. I'm a thinking adult.

Divinity
05-09-2005, 09:14 PM
Thank you Harmnone and Jolena for saying it the way I meant it.

I was/am defending Darien's Mother. I don't know what he said, because I didn't post it and I am not him. However, his Mother has done nothing wrong to be discussed here.

Longshot: I have no idea who's picture that is or how that pertains to anything just happened.

As for when I call, she knows who I am. Never lied to her. ::shrugs:: Not that any of that is any of your business.

Again, I am only asking you keep his Mother out of this because she has not insulted you (the PC) or caused any trouble.

As per Harmnone's request, she wanted us on-topic, and since that is what she would like, I won't be posting in this thread anymore because the on-topic discussion that she is asking for has no interest to me.

Parkbandit
05-10-2005, 09:23 AM
Unifuckingbrow. Who is that so I can send them some wax?

Betheny
05-10-2005, 10:41 AM
Whoa, Kurapira is back?

I thought I smelled tuna. I thought it was my cat's breath.

PS, you should go back to posting on Klaive's forums -- I heard they could use some help.

PPS -- I miss few people from these boards, but longshot is one of them.

[Edited on 5-10-2005 by Betheny]

[Edited on 5-10-2005 by Betheny]

Wezas
05-10-2005, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by Betheny
PS, you should go back to posting on Klaive's forums -- I heard they could use some help.


She is posting. I visited today and 1/2 of the new posts are hers.

Not slamming/putting down - just stating facts.

Betheny
05-10-2005, 07:15 PM
I'm slamming and putting down.

Don't worry.