Daniel spanks it in Iraq

[Drew2]

[Edited on 11-12-2005 by Tayre]

I'm so gonna commit a hate crime on you

[Keller]

Originally posted by RangerD1
I'm so gonna commit a hate crime on you

:lol::lol::lol:

[Drew2]

REPORT DANIEL IS CALLING ME A *edit* INDIRECTLY

[Edited on 5-4-2005 by HarmNone]

[Ravenstorm]

I thought he was calling you a Mexican indirectly.

Raven

Saw this thread and had to help Tayre out a bit with the mental image.
He spanks it in the port-o-john.
Not that he has ever admitted anything of the sort to me, nor have we discussed it. I just know.

[EmpressBtch]

Is that why the portas are emptied frequently?

[Ravenstorm]

Originally posted by Dave
He spanks it in the port-o-john.
Not that he has ever admitted anything of the sort to me, nor have we discussed it. I just know.

You know the old saying: liars expect everyone to lie. Those who spank it in the port-o-johns...

Raven

[Shari]

Now that I've heartily laughed my ass off....can anyone answer the question?

I mean, how DO you um...please yourself in the armed services? I mean you're usually surrounded by many people all the time, when do you GET the time?

[Drew]

Originally posted by Jesae
Now that I've heartily laughed my ass off....can anyone answer the question?

I mean, how DO you um...please yourself in the armed services? I mean you're usually surrounded by many people all the time, when do you GET the time?


No one in the armed forces masturbates.

[Edited on 6-7-2005 by Drew]

What the fuck. Dave I swear to god I'm smoking your balls when I get back to Ft lewis. And no I detest port a johns so I'd never ever ever spank it in one.

[peam]

They all fuck each other, obviously.

Shhhhhhhh!

[Keller]

Originally posted by RangerD1
What the fuck. Dave I swear to god I'm smoking your balls when I get back to Ft lewis. And no I detest port a johns so I'd never ever ever spank it in one.

Is a ball-smoker like a cock-smoker?

[Alfster]

Originally posted by Jesae
Now that I've heartily laughed my ass off....can anyone answer the question?

I mean, how DO you um...please yourself in the armed services? I mean you're usually surrounded by many people all the time, when do you GET the time?

I've heard stories from my friends about where they do it. Apparently if it's night time and you're in a semi-secluded area, it's go time. Also, i've heard the john.

Then again, my friends are rather odd so this may not speak for even 1 in 1000 soldiers.

[Nakiro]

They do it at Abu Grab (I know I butchered that), on the faces of the detainees of course!

Drill sergeants are alright, if you're into the whole domination thing, I guess.

[Atlanteax]

Hey Daniel,

Don't drop the soap!

[xtc]

Originally posted by Jesae
Now that I've heartily laughed my ass off....can anyone answer the question?

I mean, how DO you um...please yourself in the armed services? I mean you're usually surrounded by many people all the time, when do you GET the time?


You know what the motto is in the armed forces.

"Never leave your buddies behind"

[Shari]

Originally posted by Drew

Originally posted by Jesae
Now that I've heartily laughed my ass off....can anyone answer the question?

I mean, how DO you um...please yourself in the armed services? I mean you're usually surrounded by many people all the time, when do you GET the time?


No one in the armed forces masturbates.

[Edited on 6-7-2005 by Drew]

YEAH

FUCKING

RIGHT.


Guy's dicks would shrivel up and fall off if they don't get some sort of sexual gratification after awhile, I swear to god.

To everyone else, your responses have been hilarious.

Originally posted by RangerD1
What the fuck. Dave I swear to god I'm smoking your balls when I get back to Ft lewis.

Roger Sergeant!
Front, Back, Goes?

(okay he doesn't do it in a port-o-shitter I lied.)

[Edited on 6-8-2005 by Dave]