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Sylvan Dreams
04-27-2005, 02:15 AM
This is from the perspective of my warrior (Debia). I was standing at the gates because that's just where I happened to end up before I got caught up in conversations in IM's. After a bit of standing there, this is what happens...

* Log has been edited to remove spellups, arrivals, thought net and my obsessive compulsive LOOK habit.
(begin log)
[Wehnimer's, Land's End Rd.]
Vigilant night guardsmen scrutinize the citizens and travelers arriving and departing through the wide gateway spanning the land route into Wehnimer's Landing. The cluttered streets of the city to the south are a far cry from the deceptively calm expanse of the wilds of Elanith outside. Two daunting towers survey the countryside and protect the town, flanking the road to the east and west. You also see a short sword, a main gauche and a wooden barrel.
Also here: Magnusn
Obvious paths: south
>
Magnusn blinks at you.
>l magnus
You see Magnusn Trifuris the Stalker.
He appears to be a Dhe'nar Dark Elf.
He appears to be in the prime of life and tall. He has piercing jade green eyes and ebon skin. He has shoulder length, tied back blue-black hair streaked with silver. He has an angular face, a straight nose and broad shoulders.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing some rugged black leather boots, a gold-trimmed deep blue silk shirt, some dark blue gold-buttoned pants, a black leather belt buckled with a simple platinum loop, a sigil-incised pale green jade amulet, a pair of dark wire-rimmed spectacles, some fingerless black gloves, a hand-crafted elven soldier's harness set with tiny interlocking silver drakes, a leather dhe'nar pouch, a dark leather locksmith's toolkit, a burled maoral cigar case, an engraved matte black vultite lockpick case, some blackened veniom cufflinks, a drake-etched black steel locket, a tiny golden dragon nose ring, a tiny carved jade dragon pin, a silvery ice dragon earcuff with mysterious black diamond eyes, a silver trimmed dark blue cloak embroidered with a coiled ruby-eyed dragon, a gold ring, and some midnight blue armor.
>rai eye at magnus
Magnusn whispers, "Shorts. I've never seen shorts before."
You raise an eyebrow in Magnusn's direction.
>wh magnusn they're unique
You quietly whisper to Magnusn, "They're unique."
>inven
You are wearing a gold ring, a quaint glaes cat pin, a four-stranded polished ora bangle, a blackened mithglin chain, a vaalin chain, an elven crafted harness studded with sparkling blue sapphires, a back-laced sapphire suede bodice, some suede shorts, some well travelled dark leather frontiersman boots, some gleaming elven plate, some silver sapphire-dusted hoops set along the slender tips of her pointed ears, a delicate wild rose tattoo, some tattooed interlocking sigils, a sapphire hunting pack, a sleeveless long dark suede robe, a plain-looking sack and a sigil-incised white diamond bracelet.
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Magnusn whispers, "As is the woman who wears them I would imagine."
Magnusn smiles at you.
>grin magnus
You grin at Magnusn.
Magnusn whispers, "Too bad yer wearing the robe thoug."
Magnusn rubs his chin thoughtfully.
>wh magnus and why is that?
You quietly whisper to Magnusn, "And why is that?"
Magnusn whispers, "I could see more of your ass with just shorts on."
Magnusn grins at you.
>laugh magnus
You laugh at Magnusn!
Magnusn whispers, "Are we talking short shorts or what?"
>ponder
You ponder.
>wh magnus yes they would have to be
You quietly whisper to Magnusn, "Yes they would have to be."
Magnusn whispers, "Oooh baby."
Magnusn growls at you.
>chuckle magnus
You chuckle at Magnusn.
>wh magnus easy tiger
>smirk
You quietly whisper to Magnusn, "Easy tiger."
You smirk.
Magnusn whispers, "I see why ya wear the robes then. Bending over could cause men to faint."
>wh magnus Would cause issues in hunting areas
You quietly whisper to Magnusn, "Would cause issues in hunting areas."
>agree magnus
You agree with Magnusn.
Magnusn whispers, "No complaints from me I can assure you."
>wh magnus until you die, then your view is obscured because dead eyes don't work so well
You quietly whisper to Magnusn, "Until you die, then your view is obscured because dead eyes don't work so well."
>smirk
You smirk.
Magnusn whispers, "Some things are worth dying for."
Magnusn winks at you.
>chuckle magnus
You chuckle at Magnusn.
Magnusn whispers, "This is where you tell me your a lesbian."
Magnusn grins at you.
>blink
You blink.
Magnusn whispers, "Cause then I would have no hope with you."
>wh magnus who says you did even if I'm not?
You quietly whisper to Magnusn, "Who says you did even if I'm not?"
>smirk
You smirk.
Magnusn whispers, "No one but that would make it final anf forever."
Magnusn whispers, "Er and."
>chuckle magnus
You chuckle at Magnusn.
>wh magnus run into lesbians often I take it?
You quietly whisper to Magnusn, "Run into lesbians often I take it?"
Magnusn whispers, "They are a blight I tell you."
>chuckle
You chuckle.
Magnusn whispers, "Unless they swing both ways. They they are a god send."
Magnusn nods to you.
>chuckle magnus
You chuckle at Magnusn.
>wt app magnus
Magnusn appears to be of fit constitution and is in relatively good shape.
Magnusn is too easy to give you any experience.
Magnusn whispers, "Well I could stand here all night trying to get you naked but I'm sure you have things to do."
>laugh magnus
You laugh at Magnusn!
>wh magnus Aren't you forward
>smirk
You quietly whisper to Magnusn, "Aren't you forward."
You smirk.
Magnusn whispers, "You only live once. Why bother with head games?"
>wh magnus You live more than once in Elanthia
You quietly whisper to Magnusn, "You live more than once in Elanthia."
Magnusn whispers, "It's still only for so long though."
Magnusn winks at you.
>chuckle magnus
You chuckle at Magnusn.
>wh magnus Interesting approach but that would only likely work on another man. May want to keep that in mind while you're on the prowl
Magnusn whispers, "Now about seeing you in only those shorts...."
You quietly whisper to Magnusn, "Interesting approach but that would only likely work on another man. May want to keep that in mind while you're on the prowl."
Magnusn whispers, "Actually it works if women aren't looking for love but just a bit of fun."
Magnusn nods to you.
>chuckle
You chuckle.
>wh magnus I suppose it would
You quietly whisper to Magnusn, "I suppose it would."
(end log)

He then either logged off or disconnected. I've NEVER had this happen before, and frankly I found it so INCREDIBLY funny I was too busy laughing to be offended.

ElanthianSiren
04-27-2005, 02:35 AM
:puke:

You should have cut out his character's tongue and shoved it down his throat. What a sex-deprived maroon. I R 4 wanting to hump u if u r a lesbian but have no chance!

-Melissa

FinisWolf
04-27-2005, 03:55 AM
:popcorn2:

Finis

~ ... needs more romance ... ~

Asha
04-27-2005, 05:59 AM
The same guy hit on my ranger when I first rolled her.
The moment She stepped out of the dark alley she ran into him and he was on her case.

isebumples
04-27-2005, 05:59 AM
Thats hilarious, woulda been funnier if ya would have killed him, and he would have still been flirting, though.

-Bumples player

Skirmisher
04-27-2005, 06:51 AM
Hello....my name is Aramando and I would like to...."be" on you.

Kainen
04-27-2005, 07:41 AM
Jeez.. did most of the male population of GS get turned into horny teenagers?? Wait.. don't answer that.

Artha
04-27-2005, 07:53 AM
You should've done it and then told him you were a man.

Chadj
04-27-2005, 08:18 AM
Yes... It's creepy. I had him hit on my sorcerer when she was like, 10. I was sad and scared :(

Suppa Hobbit Mage
04-27-2005, 08:27 AM
Sorta makes me want to get out my female rogue.

Wait, no it doesn't.

Atlanteax
04-27-2005, 09:05 AM
Originally posted by Artha
You should've done it and then told him you were a man.

:lol:

That probably happens fairly often to these overly horny fools.

I can imagine the player of the female character going "PWNED!" after telling the male character that. :lol:

Shari
04-27-2005, 09:15 AM
UGH. I feel for you. So far Magnusn has hit on EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY MAIN CHARACTERS. Enough to make me vomit. I usually try to play it off that if he touches me he will be pulling back a stump but he keeps coming back for more.

YUCK.

Xcalibur
04-27-2005, 09:42 AM
Originally posted by Chadj
Yes... It's creepy. I had him hit on my sorcerer when she was like, 10. I was sad and scared :(

You let him hit your sorcerer?

how did you do that?

Chadj
04-27-2005, 09:48 AM
... He was flirting with my sorcerer, X. That's what that sentence means.

Xcalibur
04-27-2005, 09:53 AM
Ahhhh... I think I'll create a female character too, since it seems to be fun doing so.

:socool:

faiyth
04-27-2005, 12:39 PM
Darn.. he hit on Faiyth too, that was on the amulet though. And I thought I was special. :( Heh.. She turned him down too..

crazymage
04-27-2005, 12:50 PM
We all know Debia wants Sergey anyway

Gan
04-27-2005, 12:57 PM
Another good reason to live in Illistim. Although it would be funny to see what would happen to him if he were to try that there with the older ladies.

:whistle:

Jennaen
04-27-2005, 01:27 PM
*chuckles* Is Magnusn related to Michaeleous, I wonder.. *ponders*

Wezas
04-27-2005, 01:36 PM
Originally posted by Jesae
UGH. I feel for you. So far Magnusn has hit on EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY MAIN CHARACTERS. Enough to make me vomit. I usually try to play it off that if he touches me he will be pulling back a stump but he keeps coming back for more.

YUCK.

OMG Fine, I'll stop. :saint:

AkMan
04-27-2005, 02:44 PM
Ahhh we need like Klaive or someone to log a cyber session with this dude then spring the man surprise and post it. Priceless.

Anyone up for the challenge?

Mistomeer
04-27-2005, 02:46 PM
Someone should make a cybersex script for him and just run it and log it.

SayGoodbye
04-27-2005, 03:56 PM
"Magnusn is too easy to give you any experience. "

:lol:

OreoElf
04-27-2005, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by Jennaen
*chuckles* Is Magnusn related to Michaeleous, I wonder.. *ponders*

Naw I hate to admit this guy had a teensy bit more pinache than Michaelous. Though that's not saying much...

LOL

I should look for the log of an overzealous female propsitioning my male cleric. She actually acted shoving him against a wall and kissing him. When I told her ooc I was a girl she said that was okay too... Heh

4a6c1
04-27-2005, 04:59 PM
:lol:

See thats why I love playing Jihna.

:::::Initiate phase 'scare scary strangers away' :::::

"COME HERE AND MAKE SWEET HOT LOVIN TO MY SACRIFICIAL DAGGER BABY."

"MMM, BLUD."

"MY ALTAR SAYS TANK U."

Solkern
04-27-2005, 09:52 PM
Hahahaha, I don't think in all my time in GS, i've ever hit on anyone, or did any of that kinda shit, I reall didin't think alot of people did it, Guess I was wrong

Back
04-27-2005, 10:00 PM
:noob:

DeV
04-27-2005, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
:lol:

See thats why I love playing Jihna.

:::::Initiate phase 'scare scary strangers away' :::::

"COME HERE AND MAKE SWEET HOT LOVIN TO MY SACRIFICIAL DAGGER BABY."

"MMM, BLUD."

"MY ALTAR SAYS TANK U." lol

Sylvan Dreams
04-30-2005, 02:07 AM
UPDATE!!
>
Magnusn whispers, "I just wanted to thank you for the free publicity."
>waggle niqk
You waggle your fingers mystically at Niqk!
>wh magnusn no problem
You quietly whisper to Magnusn, "No problem."
>

:lol:

ElanthianSiren
04-30-2005, 02:42 AM
Originally posted by Sylvan Dreams
UPDATE!!
>
Magnusn whispers, "I just wanted to thank you for the free publicity."
>waggle niqk
You waggle your fingers mystically at Niqk!
>wh magnusn no problem
You quietly whisper to Magnusn, "No problem."
>

:lol:

Hmmm he's never been told apparently the difference between being laughed AT and being laughed... with.

-Melissa

Shari
04-30-2005, 03:46 AM
Clearly.