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ClydeR
11-19-2021, 09:14 AM
From Kevin McCarthy's speech in the House of Representative opposing Build Back Better..


"There's two families that grow 50% of all the carrots in the country. Have you ever eaten one of these baby carrots? There is no such thing. They are just big carrots and chop them into little."

More... (https://www.politico.com/newsletters/huddle/2021/11/19/mccarthy-delays-dems-vote-victory-lap-495169)


I feel cheated. According to McCarthy, two families have been selling these so-called "baby" carrots that are not actually babies at all. I've been eating those things for years. And it was all a lie. A big fat lie.

They were especially good glazed as a side dish. You probably glazed them with butter, brown sugar and honey. The trick to make them extra good was to skip the honey and use mustard instead. Thanks to this timely consumer fraud tip from future Speaker McCarthy, that Thanksgiving tradition is ruined forever.
Flap
11-19-2021, 09:36 AM
Is Big Carrot to blame for this? Seems counterintuitive if so.......................................
Orthin
11-19-2021, 09:50 AM
Ready for another one...Pickles and Cucumbers are the same vegetable...SPLOOSH
Flap
11-19-2021, 11:36 AM
Ready for another one...Pickles and Cucumbers are the same vegetable...SPLOOSH

Cucumbers can be pickles and pickles can be cucumbers but not all pickles are cucumbers!
ClydeR
11-19-2021, 02:53 PM
Ready for another one...Pickles and Cucumbers are the same vegetable...SPLOOSH

I know you are trying to bait me into saying that cucumbers aren't vegetables. It won't work. I will not be baited, sir. There is no way I will get involved in an argument about the cucumber fruit.
Gelston
11-19-2021, 02:58 PM
Baby Carrots are carrots that are harvested before maturity. They don't cut big carrots in half. u r dum
Shaps
11-19-2021, 02:59 PM
I much prefer that grapes are wine. Pickles are okay, but fuck cucumbers. Baby carrots > Big carrots.
Parkbandit
11-19-2021, 04:17 PM
Baby Carrots are carrots that are harvested before maturity. They don't cut big carrots in half. u r dum

They aren't.

https://www.foodnetwork.com/healthyeats/2016/05/the-truth-about-baby-carrots
Gelston
11-19-2021, 04:19 PM
They aren't.

https://www.foodnetwork.com/healthyeats/2016/05/the-truth-about-baby-carrots

You are thinking of baby-cut carrots, which are not baby carrots.
Parkbandit
11-19-2021, 04:25 PM
https://www.kroger.com/product/images/large/front/0001111091620

These are baby carrots... which are not actual "baby" carrots but ugly regular carrots cut down into smaller sizes and peeled.
Gelston
11-19-2021, 04:28 PM
https://www.kroger.com/product/images/large/front/0001111091620

These are baby carrots... which are not actual "baby" carrots but ugly regular carrots cut down into smaller sizes and peeled.

Those are baby-cut carrots.

These are baby carrots.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/Baby_Carrots_2.jpg/220px-Baby_Carrots_2.jpg
Parkbandit
11-19-2021, 04:32 PM
Those are baby-cut carrots.

These are baby carrots.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/Baby_Carrots_2.jpg/220px-Baby_Carrots_2.jpg

I'm just reading the package. You are the only one that is talking about carrots harvested before they are mature.
Gelston
11-19-2021, 04:38 PM
I'm just reading the package. You are the only one that is talking about carrots harvested before they are mature.

Yes, those are baby carrots. The packaging is a lie. Those are baby-cut, as opposed to uncut, Brunoise, Chiffonade, Chop, Cube, Dice, Julienne, Mince, Slice, etc
Flap
11-19-2021, 04:40 PM
Baby Carrots are carrots that are harvested before maturity. They don't cut big carrots in half. u r dum

Ahhhhhhhhhh HA! So they're the PEDOPHILE'S CARROT. So many things are starting to make sense now.
Gelston
11-19-2021, 04:42 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhh HA! So they're the PEDOPHILE'S CARROT. So many things are starting to make sense now.

Yes, the type Rosenbaum like until Kyle Rittenhouse, Hero of Kenosha, ended his child didling reign of terror.
Flap
11-19-2021, 04:47 PM
Yes, the type Rosenbaum like until Kyle Rittenhouse, Hero of Kenosha, ended his child didling reign of terror.

What more gilded platter could Kyle be handed to the right-wing media upon, I ask you? Drenched in the blood of pedophiles to honor the mighty Q, the slayer of BLM evildoers, capable AR15 wielder...the list goes on. This young man is going to go on to do absolutely horrible things!