View Full Version : People need to have sex IRL more often.
Shari
04-25-2005, 04:04 AM
Because I swear to god if I get one more fucking tool or bimbo flirting about with blatant sexual innuendo in the park I am going to just start blasting them out of their shoes.
Keller
04-25-2005, 04:17 AM
Wow, did someone throw your kitty in teh water to prepare it for the AM rooster crow?
Kainen
04-25-2005, 07:50 AM
If by person you mean that idiot (Rico) Suaveblablah he's like that on all his chars. I was hoping that by cutting him down he'd shut the fuck up.. no such luck.
Totally agree with the title of this thread.
Wezas
04-25-2005, 09:49 AM
Originally posted by DeV
Totally agree with the title of this thread.
:stupid:
Are you volunteering to help the cause, Jesae?
Shari
04-25-2005, 12:47 PM
Fuck no.
And yeah, I was referring to that Suaveidiot.
I'm wondering if my level 16 cleric would make a dent in him if she baned his ass.
Trinitis
04-25-2005, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by DeV
Totally agree with the title of this thread.
*waves arm in the air* I'm here, and fully serviceable! :D
The Korean
04-25-2005, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by Adredrin
Originally posted by DeV
Totally agree with the title of this thread.
*waves arm in the air* I'm here, and fully serviceable! :D
*shoves Adredrin out of the way* I'm here, and more serviceable.
Toxicvixen
04-25-2005, 01:24 PM
You guys make it sound like you want someone to check your oil or something. :D
Trinitis
04-25-2005, 01:25 PM
Originally posted by Toxicvixen
You guys make it sound like you want someone to check your oil or something. :D
I love it when you talk dirty :heart:
Toxicvixen
04-25-2005, 01:25 PM
Only for you Addy. Only for you. :smilegrin: Now bend over so I can rotate your tires.
[Edited on 4-25-2005 by Toxicvixen]
Trinitis
04-25-2005, 01:28 PM
Originally posted by Toxicvixen
Only for you Addy. Only for you. :smilegrin: Now bend over so I can rotate your tires.
[Edited on 4-25-2005 by Toxicvixen]
I just had a shudder run through my body. I'm not sure if it was anticipation, or fear. I'll get back to you...
Originally posted by Adredrin
Originally posted by DeV
Totally agree with the title of this thread.
*waves arm in the air* I'm here, and fully serviceable! :D I see yooooou!! Still waiting on you to take that roadtrip that leads you right through Chicago. :P
AnticorRifling
04-25-2005, 01:59 PM
I agree people like that and the Vif/Rocksand ilk need to try going to a bar or club and get that crap out before playing. Sure it's funny at times and can give a good chuckle here and there but when every fucking conversation/thought is that crap it gets old. I just use her as an example because she was running rampant with that shit on the amulet back when I was in the landing full time.
Trinitis
04-25-2005, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by DeV
I see yooooou!! Still waiting on you to take that roadtrip that leads you right through Chicago. :P
So what your saying is when I hit Chicago I get hawt DeV sex0r?!
The Korean
04-25-2005, 02:04 PM
Don't question the sex0r man! Get in a car and go now!
Originally posted by Adredrin
So what your saying is when I hit Chicago I get hawt DeV sex0r?! Anything for you bebe. I'd totally :hitit:
Trinitis
04-25-2005, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by DeV
Originally posted by Adredrin
So what your saying is when I hit Chicago I get hawt DeV sex0r?! Anything for you bebe. I'd totally :hitit:
:heart: Be there in a few weeks :P
Toxicvixen
04-25-2005, 02:12 PM
Addy, you can borrow my video camera if I get to sneak a peek. :yes:
Edited to say: Screw a peek I want a copy! :D
[Edited on 4-25-2005 by Toxicvixen]
Tsa`ah
04-25-2005, 03:02 PM
I would just suggest they take up masturbation as their primary past time and leave the internet altogether.
What are the chances of these people getting laid without paying for it anyway?
Bobmuhthol
04-25-2005, 03:08 PM
OMG I LOVE SEX.
Solkern
04-25-2005, 03:44 PM
I'm a married virgin!
Tsunami
04-25-2005, 04:08 PM
I agree with Bob :sucker:
(did I just say that?!?)
I like sex, I'm good at it.
But seriously, I totally get you...a little flirting, sure, but some of these whorebags just make my skin crawl.
I like to just picture them as huge fat hairy balding men, or wrinkled ole dusty grandmas and chuckle to myself.
Oh gee-wiz!
This subject is so sexual.
Vixen
04-25-2005, 05:36 PM
That reminds me of a snippet I heard with a little one in Victory Court in vaalor this past week of a chick saying that she was a submissive and that the guy she was talking to wouldn't know what to do with a well trained love slave such as herself...
I had a funny log but I can't find it now. I was doing the Voln step with the coral and I stumbled in two characters cybering. The funny thing is when one of them came a dolphin jumped through the water. Anyway here's a IM I got from a girl I talk to.
now I haven`t known you very long and I shouldn`t be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly. I haven`t had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft. If you would do this for me no one would ever know. I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I`d be very grateful if you would. I am very desperate and I need your help. You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it`s very dry. I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so... Do you have a piece of gum?
Holy crap, yes. Some people seem to be treating the small park as their own personal IG dating pool. Gondolion or something like that has hit on no less than three of my characters in the last week, all with the same lines. Just.. lame.
Jolena
04-25-2005, 09:03 PM
Gondolion=Sandlot. You'll notice similar behaviors there as well.
FinisWolf
04-25-2005, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by Azul
I had a funny log but I can't find it now. I was doing the Voln step with the coral and I stumbled in two characters cybering. The funny thing is when one of them came a dolphin jumped through the water. Anyway here's a IM I got from a girl I talk to.
now I haven`t known you very long and I shouldn`t be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly. I haven`t had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft. If you would do this for me no one would ever know. I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I`d be very grateful if you would. I am very desperate and I need your help. You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it`s very dry. I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so... Do you have a piece of gum?
That's just too hilarious! Very well thought out!
Finis
AnticorRifling
04-26-2005, 03:08 PM
I met the Suavamentuous person in the park today. I don't see him living very long.
Seany Analog
04-26-2005, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by Wezas
Originally posted by DeV
Totally agree with the title of this thread.
:stupid:
Are you volunteering to help the cause, Jesae?
Loser
*waves arm in the air* I'm here, and fully serviceable!
Loser
*shoves Adredrin out of the way* I'm here, and more serviceable.
Loser
People need to have sex IRL more often.
Too bad you can't be as awesome as me
Sandlot and Vif suck
I rule
[Edited on 4-26-2005 by Seany Analog]
Tsunami
04-26-2005, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
Oh gee-wiz!
This subject is so sexual.
Stan darling, you KNOW its you we're really thinking of. Rar!
I should have knows the Sandlot connection, he came on to both myself AND my in game sister....like he could handle both of us :P
Viridian
04-26-2005, 07:45 PM
Thats why I stay out of the Landing park... and the landing in general..
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