Women, what do you love about men?

[Apotheosis]

ok, what do you like about guys, since you've already expressed your dislikes

[Divinity]

Funky, guess I'll be the first to answer.

I adore their cute little puppy faces. When they are in trouble, and they're all doing the cute thing to get out of it. You want to beat them but can't.

When they surprise you with a sentimental gesture that's totally unexpected.

When they try to sing a song to you, that would mean a lot, even if they sound like toads on crack. How guys will put the thought into it, and embarass themselves just to make you smile.

I bet they love after I finish my business in 3 minutes and fall asleep right after.

- Arkans

3 minutes? Wtf you trying to do? Run a marathon?

[Divinity]

:banghead:

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by Arkans
I bet they love after I finish my business in 3 minutes and fall asleep right after.


I love that I've never been in this situation :smilegrin:

I love the way they hug.

I love the way they smell - well, most of them anyway.

I love stubble in the morning. Sexy :yes:

Jorddyn

[Divinity]

Nothing like getting a rash on your face from your man. Haha, sorry, that's funny.

Guys with dark hair and light eyes, or very deep blue eyes. Mmmm, yummy.

Hell yeah, D, but your Mom is fed up with me practicing on her :(

- Arkans

oh yea?! Well YO MOMMA BITCH

...

ZING!

Yo' mamma so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house!

ZING!

- Arkans

Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by Divinity
Nothing like getting a rash on your face from your man. Haha, sorry, that's funny.


A rash from his stubble? Never had that problem, either.

:shrug:

Jorddyn

[Divinity]

It's from too much kissing. That answered my question. Nevermind.

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by Divinity
It's from too much kissing. That answered my question. Nevermind.

:?:

Er, ok?

Jorddyn

[Hips]

Guy (cologne) smell.
Being picked up and carried around for no reason, just because he can.
Smooth (clean-shaven) skin.
Being held in general (hugs, cuddling, whatever).
Playing with their hair. Has to be either really short (military style :heart: ) or longer (shoulder-length).
Intelligent conversation.
The fact that they're not catty and backstabbing like women.
Random public displays of affection.

[Edited on 4-20-2005 by GS3 Michiko]

yo mamma is poor that when I dropped a cigarette on the floor she yelled out, "CLAP YOUR HANDS STAMP YOUR FEET PRAISE THE LORD WE GOT HEAT!"

- Arkans

[Divinity]

Arkans, your mama is such a slut that I saw her on a wheaties cereal box with her legs strawn out and a bold heading between them saying "Breakfast of Champions."

Yo momma so nasty she make speed stick slow down

ROFL

YO MAMMA IS SO THIN THAT SHE HOOLA HOOPS WITH A CHEERIO!

- ARkans

Yo momma so ugly your daddy take her to work so he don't have to kiss her goodbye

[Miss X]

Originally posted by Divinity
Nothing like getting a rash on your face from your man. Haha, sorry, that's funny.

Guys with dark hair and light eyes, or very deep blue eyes. Mmmm, yummy.


A rash on your thighs is way better! ;)


It's hard to list what I like about guys cos they are all so different so Im mostly thinking of a guy I like.

I love how I can be whining and moaning about stuff and guys are like "Everything will be fine" and I whine some more about how it wont be, and it ends up being fine.

I like the guys that can just take control of a situation, I just love that dominant streak that some guys have.

Ooooh, best thing about men is their ability to kill insects and spiders without being scared!

I love how men are so big and strong and have yummy thighs and big hands and are just generally hot.

Yo momma is so fat that she needs to two watches.. ONE FOR EACH TIME ZONE!

- Arkans

[Divinity]

Yeah, that's true Chica. :)

Also, your mama is so fat that they have to put her missing persons picture on the back of a milk truck.

[Edited on 4-20-2005 by Divinity]

[ElanthianSiren]

10. Skinny guys.
09. The way they smell freshly showered.
08. Guys with dark dark hair and beautiful light eyes.
07. The way they kiss you the first time all unsure.
06. The way they endure mindless conversation, and absolutely pretend to be listening, in the hope of violating your body. Hillarious :P
05. Best guy friends who will take your side, (ie by Chris Rock: "I told you that bitch was crazy!" ), when you just need to rant.
04. The guy humor that they only THINK we don't laugh at.
03. The way you can jokingly call them names and tease them, and they don't get all huffy like women.
02. The way the right guy can finish your sentences.
01. The way they look when they sleep.

edited to add:

-Oh yah, Melissa wrote this post.

[Edited on Wed, April th, 2005 by ElanthianSiren]

[Hips]

Originally posted by ElanthianSiren
07. The way they kiss you the first time all unsure.


YES!

[DeV]

I love it that *most* men are easy going and generally laid back.

I love men that are naturally agressive and ambitious.

I love it that men are not afraid to go after what they want.

I love men that have close bonds with their children and are there for them regardless of the relationship with the mother.

I love strong men who aren't afraid to show their sensitive side.

[Asha]

Originally posted by DeV
I love it that *most* men are easy going and generally laid back.

I love men that are naturally agressive and ambitious.

I love it that men are not afraid to go after what they want.

I love men that have close bonds with their children and are there for them regardless of the relationship with the mother.

I love strong men who aren't afraid to show their sensitive side.

Since I meet all those standards, do I get a special medal, or does it just mean I'm an average guy?
Basicly, is a guy like this truly THAT hard to find? A lot of girls I know seem to think so.

[DeV]

Originally posted by Drayal
Since I meet all those standards, do I get a special medal, or does it just mean I'm an average guy?
Basicly, is a guy like this truly THAT hard to find? A lot of girls I know seem to think so. Hopefully, it means you are an average "good" guy.

I can only tell you that these are qualities that I admire in any man who posesses them. I think there are guys like this out there, everywhere. Either the woman hasn't found him or he hasn't yet found himself.

[Vesi]

When they bring you wildflowers they picked just for you. (yeah... this could be viewed as cheap but it was still sweet)

When they will rub your head, neck or back and not expect sex in return.

That they can be emotional and show it.
Example: We had a bunch of wild baby rabbits in our backyard and there was one white one. My husband and daughter would always look for this one bunny. One day my daughter went outside to find it and something had killed it. My husband came home from work and had a little funeral for it with my daughter and niece and he had tears in his eyes. It may sound sappy but a man that could get upset over a little bunny touched me. (he was probably upset for our daughter too but he wasn't afraid to let her see it)

Men that will sleep in the wet spot. hehe

Vesi

P. S. I posted this before I read DEV's sensitive man post. They do exsist!

[Edited on 4-20-2005 by Vesi]

[ElanthianSiren]

Originally posted by Vesi
When they bring you wildflowers they picked just for you. (yeah... this could be viewed as cheap but it was still sweet)

When they will rub your head, neck or back and not expect sex in return.

That they can be emotional and show it.
Example: We had a bunch of wild baby rabbits in our backyard and there was one white one. My husband and daughter would always look for this one bunny. One day my daughter went outside to find it and something had killed it. My husband came home from work and had a little funeral for it with my daughter and niece and he had tears in his eyes. It may sound sappy but a man that could get upset over a little bunny touched me. (he was probably upset for our daughter too but he wasn't afraid to let her see it)

Men that will sleep in the wet spot. hehe

Vesi

P. S. I posted this before I read DEV's sensitive man post. They do exsist!

[Edited on 4-20-2005 by Vesi]

awww Vesi has an awesome man :)

-Melissa

edited to add: wildflowers are sweet because it shows he's thinking of you anytime, even when just taking a walk. Anyone can walk into a store and buy flowers, and it's cool when guys do, but spontaneous stuff like that is even neater imo.

[Edited on Wed, April th, 2005 by ElanthianSiren]

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by ElanthianSiren
awww Vesi has an awesome man :)


Yes, but her skipping from the bunny story to the wet spot is kinda creepy... :spin:

Jorddyn

[Asha]

DeV, that summed it up so well. There's definately nothing I can add to that. :yes:

[Vesi]

Originally posted by Jorddyn

Originally posted by ElanthianSiren
awww Vesi has an awesome man :)


Yes, but her skipping from the bunny story to the wet spot is kinda creepy... :spin:

Jorddyn

ROFL! I was just listing as I thought of them but I guess that was sort of odd. Oh well, I'm sort of odd. I even thought that to myself... bunnies to wet spot hrrmmm... then just posted it anyway.

And the wildflowers are sweet. I think it's just that I've NEVER gotten store bought flowers from him that made me put the remark about cheap in there. But I can live with that.

Vesi

[Seany Analog]

All this and not one of you bitches out there mention of COCK.

You must be all *edit*.

I'm the fucking shit.

[Edited on 4-21-2005 by HarmNone]

[DeV]

Originally posted by Seany Analog
You must be all *edit*.
You got me.

[Edited on 4-21-2005 by HarmNone]

[Kyra]

--Eye contact...lots of it can be such a turn on...

Touching without automatically thinking "SEX"(or at least letting on that's what he's thinking :P)

Having a bond with his children(yeah, been said but bears repeating)...watching a man be a good father is the best.

A guy who remembers things about you from the past(even little details) & tells you about them.

A guy who isn't afraid to tell you what he's thinking or feeling & manages to NOT sound like a whimpering hamster at the same time.

K.

[Tsunami]

a nice tight ass :moon2:

[Vixen]

Specifically::The way they hug you that makes you feel incredibly comfy and safe.
The way they tend to deny any sweet thing they've done to save face in front of the guys.
The way my husband kisses my pregnant belly every night and whispers goodnight to my stomach like our son can hear him.

Yah I know, its sappy.. but its true

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by DeV

Originally posted by Seany Analog
You must be all *edit*.
You got me.

I could fix that. No one handles the whisker biscuit like I do.

[Edited on 4-21-2005 by HarmNone]

[Brattt8525]

A man who can appreciate an independent woman without feeling threatened.

A man who can support his partner even if what she does is not something he is interested in.

A man who isn't afraid to cry, not whining crying, I mean when something touches him he isn't afraid to let his emotions show.

Men who can actually STOP and ask for directions.

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by Brattt8525
Men who can actually STOP and ask for directions.

Real men don't do that!!! :rolleyes:

I use Onstar or other forms of it. :!:

[ElanthianSiren]

Originally posted by Seany Analog
All this and not one of you bitches out there mention of COCK.

You must be all *edit*.

I'm the fucking shit.

[Edited on 4-21-2005 by HarmNone]

Okay, just for Seany-boy. Cock.... and nipples (and various other erogenous zones). I thought that was all implied?

-Melissa

[Jennaen]

I love the indentation between the top of the thigh and the belly, a perfect fit for my hand.

Hairy chests and that oh-so-sexy trail of hair from the bellybutton down...

Goatees/beards, even when I get stubble burn on my chin.

Long fingers.

Soft healthy hair that I could tangle my fingers in for hours.

Broad shoulders.

A man that isn't afraid to dance, even if he sucks at it.

[Shari]

Guys:

that are funny

aren't afraid to dance even if they suck

that aren't intimidated by my aggressive nature and will roughouse/playfight with me

that play with my hair (like head massage, only pulling of the hair too)

GUYS WHO CAN COOK (and make it taste good)

who can touch a girl and turn them on without aiming for the typical, boobs, mouth, box

are competative at just about everything, I love a challenge

who can relax and just enjoy downtime

with long tongues who know how to use them :saint:

Yo momma so fat that before god said let there be like he said bitch get yo fat ass out the way

[Kainen]

I like guys that..

can support the woman (emotionally, morally) they are with even if they arent the ones out earning the money.

can communicate with you honestly and dont play games

are willing to put up with me when I am a bitch sometimes since I will put up with their bad moods as well

will hold you without getting clingy and annoying or expecting sex right away

will rough house/play fight with me and not think I am wierd for wanting to

like to spend time doing stuff I like to do as well as what they like to do

have a sense of humor outside the locker room

don't mind listing to the same music I do

have an IQ bigger than a boston fern

smell good

are tattooed or like my tattoos

[Betheny]

What I like about men is between their legs.

End of story.

[Betheny]

OMFG SEANY ANALOG IS MY HERO!

[Czeska]

In no particular order...

Strong forearms

When they're wearing a button down, long sleeved shirt and it's rolled up to show the strong forearms.

Guys who'll slow dance with you when no music is playing.

The rare balance between sensitive and strong.

A creative but not drooly kisser.

Someone who'll tell other guys to fuck off if they insult his woman or kids.

Someone who can be clever, serious, or a completely silly dork at any given moment.

[Jolena]

This is what I love about guys:

D0gb0y: how many years will we be together before you realize I'm with you every day, even if our bodies are 1500 miles apart?

When he has the same sick twisted sense of humor that I do and we can laugh about anything together without feeling awkward.

When his hand is stroking my hair aimlessly, for no reason other then that he loves how it feels and smells.

That he can hold me close to him for no other reason then to let me know I'm loved and safe with him.

That I can walk in, throw him down on the bed and strip him down without a complaint or even a 'what the hell are you doing?" from him hehe.

That he loves my kids as his own, even to the point that he'd sacrifice his own comforts in order to take care of theirs.

That he's my best friend above anything else, no matter what else is going on in our lives.

In conclusion, :heart: James. Always.

[Alcoholic]

Heh. Those were funny.

The yo mama jokes were funny, too.

Time for a beer.:stupid:

[DeV]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling

Originally posted by DeV

Originally posted by Seany Analog
You must be all *edit*.
You got me.

I could fix that. If I had a nickel...

:smug:

[4a6c1]

.....

:(

I accidentally deleted my post. Damnit.

Short version: I like the penis part of the man. And the mute button on the penis.

My penis doesn't come equipped with a mute button, but for 5 thousand dollars I'm sure we could work something out

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Divinity
Guys with dark hair and light eyes, or very deep blue eyes. Mmmm, yummy.

Yes, love that too. It's the little things they do that I like. This kid totally had me when he called me and was waiting at my apt. with my best-friend for me. I was outside grabbing my best-friends suitcase and he offered his hand to help. I said no, I that I didn't need his help. He ran downstairs anyways and we was tugging on the suitcase for a couple minutes I gave up. We're still friends. When he yells at me, I ask him why is he yelling at me and tell him I'm going to cry. Then, he apologizes and lets me have my way. He's a sucka for tears. :D But, he's an ass now, so we stay friends.

This kid I'm dating is great. He respects me to the fullest. He does the whole opens doors thing and he's a gentleman. I just want to see how long this lasts. But, the little things are special. :yes:

Edited to add height. I love tall guys, that tower over me, heh. Maybe it's the fact that I'm only 5'4".

[Edited on 4-22-2005 by Souzy]

[Azul]

Originally posted by Souzy

Originally posted by Divinity
Guys with dark hair and light eyes, or very deep blue eyes. Mmmm, yummy.

Yes, love that too. It's the little things they do that I like. This kid totally had me when he called me and was waiting at my apt. with my best-friend for me. I was outside grabbing my best-friends suitcase and he offered his hand to help. I said no, I that I didn't need his help. He ran downstairs anyways and we was tugging on the suitcase for a couple minutes I gave up. We're still friends. When he yells at me, I ask him why is he yelling at me and tell him I'm going to cry. Then, he apologizes and lets me have my way. He's a sucka for tears. :D But, he's an ass now, so we stay friends.

This kid I'm dating is great. He respects me to the fullest. He does the whole opens doors thing and he's a gentleman. I just want to see how long this lasts. But, the little things are special. :yes:

Edited to add height. I love tall guys, that tower over me, heh. Maybe it's the fact that I'm only 5'4".

[Edited on 4-22-2005 by Souzy]

Why are you refering to the guys you're interested in as kids? Are you robbing the cradle or something?

[ElanthianSiren]

The way they look after/during showering. Men's bodies are just awesome when they're normal weight to thin and water brings that out. Caliente.

-Melissa

[Sweets]

Men just out of a shower....:D
Feathery kisses that turn into a mad make out session.
Strong hands with long fingers.
Sense of humor more sophisticated than Howard Stern.
Smell. (showered of course)
Messy, shaggy hair.
Hugs.
There's more....I just can't think of them without getting too excited.

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by RangerD1
My penis doesn't come equipped with a mute button, but for 5 thousand dollars I'm sure we could work something out

Mine does, but it's tonsil activated.

[AnticorRifling]

So far every woman that has listed a like/love trait about a guy is describing me to a tee. This is alitte scary I'm starting to think the woman of the PC have a webcam in my house. :cool:

[Czeska]

Originally posted by Sweets
Men just out of a shower....:D
Feathery kisses that turn into a mad make out session.
Strong hands with long fingers.
Sense of humor more sophisticated than Howard Stern.
Smell. (showered of course)
Messy, shaggy hair.
Hugs.
There's more....I just can't think of them without getting too excited.

I love burying my face in his neck when we're laying in bed, and he smells like soap cause he just showered.

All the other stuff's good too, except with my guy, he has this incredible head of thick, Asian hair. When it's wet it stands up like Anime hair, and for some reason it's just adorable.

[AnticorRifling]

I don't smell like soap after I shower....

I smell like cocoa butter and almond oil.

[Jolena]

Um..yum? :saint:

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Azul
Why are you refering to the guys you're interested in as kids? Are you robbing the cradle or something?

Yah, I love 'em young! You're nasty. I use the word "kid" a lot. Sorry if you took it the wrong way. But, I would never want to date a true kid, just like I wouldn't want to turn back the years. I've learned a lot and I like it like that. Life has been fun. :)

Edited to say: No...I don't date children. You know what they say, "15 will get cha 20!"

[Edited on 4-23-2005 by Souzy]

[Tsa`ah]

Originally posted by Jorddyn
I love stubble in the morning. Sexy :yes:

Jorddyn

I mistakenly read this as sex in the morning and was about to post a "god bless you".

[HarmNone]

Sex in the morning is a Very Good Thing! Yes, it is!

What I love about my man is that he travels a lot. He's here often enough to be a pleasure, and not so often as to become a bore. :D

[Killer Kitten]

Since my husband is the ideal ultimate guy, I'll just post some of the things I love best about him.

The way he remembers I love Valentine's Day and puts a lot of thought into picking out a present for me.

The way he let me have a party and invite everybody we knew for our 20th anniversary even though he is no social butterfly.

The way he kisses me goodby in the morning so he doesn't wake me but I always know he did it.

The way he drove 60 miles to spend a Sunday watching TV with my mother when she was stuck home with a broken leg and I was out of town.

The way he loves 46 year old grey haired bent up by arthritis me even more than he loved 20 year old leather mini skirt wearing dance all night me.

The way he feeds the cats in the morning so I can get more sleep. And the way he'll feed them at night if I work late or have a class.

The way I can tell if he is really enjoying a movie or not by the volume of his snoring.

The way he likes everything I make, even if I burn the hell out of it.

The way he can pick out books for me and be spot on that I'm going to like them, even though our tastes vary a bit.

The way he puts together CD's for long car trips and will always sneak in a really obnoxious song just to laugh when I gag at it.

The way we trust each other.

[Ilvane]

I love when a man has a nice chest to rest your head on..I love soft kisses for a long time while he just snuggles with you in bed. When they smell so nice after the shower, all warm and sexy..:grin: When they care about what is in your heart, and care to listen when you talk..when they make you feel protected.

There are a million things, but there are a few.

-A

[Asha]

Originally posted by HarmNone
Sex in the morning is a Very Good Thing! Yes, it is!

What I love about my man is that he travels a lot. He's here often enough to be a pleasure, and not so often as to become a bore. :D

That's becouse the tickets across the pond are so expensive for me.
:heart:

[HarmNone]

Drayal! We were keeping that a secret! :blush:

[Azul]

Originally posted by Souzy

Originally posted by Azul
Why are you refering to the guys you're interested in as kids? Are you robbing the cradle or something?

Yah, I love 'em young! You're nasty. I use the word "kid" a lot. Sorry if you took it the wrong way. But, I would never want to date a true kid, just like I wouldn't want to turn back the years. I've learned a lot and I like it like that. Life has been fun. :)

Edited to say: No...I don't date children. You know what they say, "15 will get cha 20!"

[Edited on 4-23-2005 by Souzy]

I didn't take it the wrong way..just messin with ya for using kid.


BTW, You're not the first woman to tell me I'm nasty. ;)

[Shari]

Originally posted by Killer Kitten
The way he kisses me goodby in the morning so he doesn't wake me but I always know he did it.



Wow, thought I was the only one with this quirk. Scott kisses me goodbye every morning and he SWEARS I'm dead asleep. But the days he forgets I'm calling him up on his cellphone and going, "WHY DIDN'T YOU KISS ME GOODBYE, DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE, WHAT'S HER NAME!?"

He of course starts laughing and still doesn't believe how I manage to remember that he's kissed me goodbye.

I was totally going to make my move on HN,

Now I must go to my corner and tremble.

[Caiylania]

A lot of really good ones. So will follow suit and post what I like most about my man....

The way I wake up to his arm still wrapped around me hours after comforting me from a nightmare or just because.

The way he laughs with our daughter and allows me to take the most unflattering photos of him with her because she's 'cute'

How some one will ask me a question about my likes /dislikes/ and he answers without thinking

How he will wait months for the right moment and give me something I lingered over in a catolog or store when I thought he wasn't watching.

how he wakes me up in the morning when our daughter is still sleeping, or the opposite lets me sleep in and watches her so that I get a full 8.

the very fact that it would take me hours to list all the great things about him.