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04-20-2005, 11:09 AM
That some of the biggest turn offs to girls are swearing and dirty nails. They didn't say an order, so I'm just wondering what would be more unpleasant. No, I don't suffer from any of the ailments above!

- Arkans

[Edited on 4-20-2005 by Arkans]

Apotheosis
04-20-2005, 11:16 AM
give that girl her cheesecake back

04-20-2005, 11:27 AM
BITCH HAS HAD ENOUGH!

- Arkans

Latrinsorm
04-20-2005, 11:30 AM
I hear girls swear all the time, so it's probably the other one.

Apotheosis
04-20-2005, 11:32 AM
you should just open this thread up to all of women's pet peeves and turnoffs with men (that might be scary, though)

[Edited on 4-20-2005 by Yswithe]

04-20-2005, 11:34 AM
Done and done... Women, post all your pet peeves about guys.

- Arkans

Miss X
04-20-2005, 11:54 AM
Swearing is fine really but dirty nails... That's just gross, also men should make sure they keep their nails short. Men with long nails are not hot.

Hmm more annoying things about men...

I'm a girl, I cry. There doesn't have to be some major big reason why I'm crying, it's PMS and it just happens. Deal with it.

I don't really like men who shave hair from their bodies. Hairy men are hot, why ruin it??

Guys should hug/snuggle more!

I also don't really like those wimpy guys that agree with everything I say. Be a man! ;)

Shari
04-20-2005, 11:55 AM
I swear worse than probably any guy on here in real life, so I don't pay any mind to that. Dirty nails are, well, unsightly. I cannot STAND to have dirt under my nails, so I'd prefer if my guy didn't either.

Pet peeves? Bad hygene. For the love of god, use soap, shave, brush your teeth! Scott knocked one of his front teeth out as a kid. It was horribly replaced with a fake cap-like tooth over the chipped one. As a result, the tooth is dying and turning a horrid gray color. Well, he recently chipped the fake part of the tooth now too! I've been jumping all over his case about getting it fixed and finally I told him there'd be no wedding if he didn't get that fixed first.

Am I horrible or what?

Miss X
04-20-2005, 12:01 PM
Haha, I'd have done the same Jesae. Hygiene is a big thing, my ex would go for three days without showering sometimes and I'd refuse to let him sleep in the bed until he showered, it was pretty gross.

I also think guys need to realise that romantic/ romantic comdedy films are good, I really don't want to watch Rocky or Speed or some other crappy film, I want to watch something like Notting hill or love actually!

[Edited on 20-4-05 by Miss X]

Asha
04-20-2005, 12:14 PM
Haha, I rememeber when I told Vic how much I loved Predator, Star wars and Aliens.
I was even more mortified than her when she told me she didn't like them. Hell , I don't think she's even seen most of them.
That freaked me out really really badly.
I think one of the LAST IMs / phonecalls we shared was her telling me she thought the Simpsons was shit. Our friendship drifted apart after that one. :lol:
:heart: Vic.

[Edited on 4-20-2005 by Drayal]

ElanthianSiren
04-20-2005, 12:16 PM
Hypocrasy.

Men whine and bitch that all women want them for is their money, but secretly THEY LOVE THIS. Show a man a strong woman who can earn her own, and they tend to run and cower in fear, lacking that leg up, (except my boyfriend who is awesome).

Fixation with two women in the general face of homophobic tendencies; that's not to say all men are homophobes. The best way to avoid this is to tell your man you'll do another girl if he does another guy first. Hopefully, he realizes the idiocity of his demands and recants them.

Men who feel the need to impress on everyone how big and strong they are. I hate the attitudes of alpha men. :blndwhip:

-Melissa

Miss X
04-20-2005, 12:18 PM
Haha, that's true I've never seen predator, starwars or aliens and have no desire to see them either. The Simpsons has grown on me a little but it still sucks!

:heart: u back! ;)

[Edited on 20-4-05 by Miss X]

ElanthianSiren
04-20-2005, 12:20 PM
Oh yah, dirty nails are my chosen peeve of the one offered, simply because I have a thing about biting (not necessarily nails). Plus, if swearing made me angry, I'd be a terrible hypocrit.


-Melissa

Asha
04-20-2005, 12:22 PM
Feet.
Simply put.

Jorddyn
04-20-2005, 12:22 PM
Bad teeth.

Jorddyn

Vixen
04-20-2005, 12:36 PM
I don't know if this is a man thing in general.. or just MY man.
But things like when you are trying to decide where to go to eat, or what to cook or whatever and all you get is an "Whatever you want", or an "I don't care"
That makes me INSANE

Asha
04-20-2005, 12:38 PM
HAHAH the indicision . . it's so ME!!

Wezas
04-20-2005, 12:45 PM
Originally posted by Vixen
But things like when you are trying to decide where to go to eat, or what to cook or whatever and all you get is an "Whatever you want", or an "I don't care"
That makes me INSANE

This is similar (but opposite) to what I posted in the "What you hate about women" thread.

Deciding on a place to eat, I throw out half a dozen suggestions.

All of them shot down.

I ask for one suggestion from you, with a "sounds great" in my throat waiting to get spit out.

Men say "I don't care" because women are so damn picky.

Atlanteax
04-20-2005, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by ElanthianSiren
Men who feel the need to impress on everyone how big and strong they are. I hate the attitudes of alpha men. :blndwhip:

-Melissa

Bah, women need the alpha males

The men generally end up having to make just about all of the decisions because of the female insistence on being vague. :saint:

ElanthianSiren
04-20-2005, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by Atlanteax

Originally posted by ElanthianSiren
Men who feel the need to impress on everyone how big and strong they are. I hate the attitudes of alpha men. :blndwhip:

-Melissa

Bah, women need the alpha males

The men generally end up having to make just about all of the decisions because of the female insistence on being vague. :saint:

I can tell we've never met :)

-Melissa

Wezas
04-20-2005, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by ElanthianSiren

Originally posted by Atlanteax

Originally posted by ElanthianSiren
Men who feel the need to impress on everyone how big and strong they are. I hate the attitudes of alpha men. :blndwhip:

-Melissa

Bah, women need the alpha males

The men generally end up having to make just about all of the decisions because of the female insistence on being vague. :saint:

I can tell we've never met :)

-Melissa

You'd have remembered the tie.

DeV
04-20-2005, 01:01 PM
Pants that hang past the butt and are 5 sizes too big.

Not only dirty nails but dirty hands.

Chapped lips (there is no excuse for this).

Asha
04-20-2005, 01:04 PM
Originally posted by DeV
Pants that hang past the butt and are 5 sizes too big.

Not only dirty nails but dirty hands.

Chapped lips (there is no excuse for this).

North England - Winter.

ElanthianSiren
04-20-2005, 01:05 PM
Originally posted by DeV
Pants that hang past the butt and are 5 sizes too big.


I second Dev's emotion.

-Melissa

04-20-2005, 01:07 PM
Chapped lips on girls make me want to throw up all over their face.

- Arkans

Atlanteax
04-20-2005, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by ElanthianSiren

Originally posted by Atlanteax

Originally posted by ElanthianSiren
... ...

I can tell we've never met :)

-Melissa

You'd have remembered the tie.

Yea, he's right...

My tie PWNs!!! :lol:

04-20-2005, 01:23 PM
I guess i'm sucking because I have 4 finger nails right now that are varying degrees of black from smashing them somehow.

Shari
04-20-2005, 01:40 PM
Smashed fingernails are a different issue. If you're working on a car, digging in the yard, etc. Then shower or whatever, and you come at me with nails bearing long lines of black gunk under them, I'm going to tell you to get the fuck away from me.

04-20-2005, 01:41 PM
Nah, I usually use my switchblade to get the dirt as I have a habit of biting my fingernails and I freak out if my hands are dirty. That said whenever the nail grows out it'll have alot of black shit towards the end hat won't come out until it completely outgrows itself.

ElanthianSiren
04-20-2005, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by RangerD1
Nah, I usually use my switchblade to get the dirt as I have a habit of biting my fingernails and I freak out if my hands are dirty. That said whenever the nail grows out it'll have alot of black shit towards the end hat won't come out until it completely outgrows itself.

bitten nails are nasty; all else good. Bruises are different than dirt IMO.

-Melissa

Brattt8525
04-20-2005, 04:54 PM
Men who think the world must stop when they are sick.

Men who think they are the judge and jury.

Men who think they are the only ones who can make major decisions.

Bobmuhthol
04-20-2005, 05:01 PM
<<Men who think they are the only ones who can make major decisions.>>

Men are the sole bearers of this responsibility, though. Unfortunately, picking your outfit and what makeup to wear with it is not a major decision.

Snapp
04-20-2005, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by DeV

Chapped lips (there is no excuse for this).
Ick! Agreed X 10!

Divinity
04-20-2005, 05:15 PM
Eh, I guess I'm kinda weird when it comes to this stuff. I speak, talk and can hang out like the guys. Thing is, I have the mentality of a chick. Sary knows EXACTLY what I mean.

Simply put, I like a lot of the things guys do, but I can't stand what the guys do.. like the dirty nails thing. Ew and lots of gross.

Then there is the indecision thing. That pisses me off more than anything. I ask you what you want, then you don't give me an answer and bitch when I do what I wanted.

Another peeve is when a guy is acting like a total chick. It's like, what is your deal?! Just say what you want to say and stfu about it already! :grr:

It was mentioned, but I have to say this again. Feet are gross. Guys need to take care of them, cause guys feet or ANY feet is just EW.

Ok, this is a topic I should stay away from. :rant:

04-20-2005, 05:21 PM
Yea, I don't think I could ever be with a woman who was willing to suck my toes. I'd probably puke, and i'm a pretty progressive guy when it comes to things like that

Divinity
04-20-2005, 05:29 PM
I think I'm going to be sick. Thanks for that Rangerd. Ugh..

peam
04-20-2005, 05:36 PM
My fingernails are immaculate.

I'll have to take pictures sometime.

04-20-2005, 05:44 PM
I was only agreeing with you.

You seriously wouldn't want to see my toes. I refuse to take off my socks in anything other than complete darkness

Divinity
04-20-2005, 06:09 PM
Oh god.. :stfu: Seriously, ew.

Another thing that disturbs me about guys.. they aren't gracious losers. They talk up how they are great at something, and get pissy when a chick shows them on it.

04-20-2005, 06:11 PM
I'd totally pwn you in a gross toe contest

Divinity
04-20-2005, 06:15 PM
Uh.. yeah you would. :lol: You win!

Divinity
04-20-2005, 06:16 PM
Originally posted by peam
My fingernails are immaculate.

I'll have to take pictures sometime.

Yeah, guys with long or jagged nails that are dirty or not.. that's just hideous. Go you! :up:

Divinity
04-20-2005, 06:28 PM
I'm on a roll..

I HATE it when a guy will change the subject when you're grilling them about something important, and play it off like you didn't notice. Then you go back to it and all of a sudden their memory has been misplaced.

Jorddyn
04-20-2005, 06:32 PM
That they often think boobies are the only thing about a woman to love.

And, on that tangent, that they come up with the most repulsive/silly terms for body parts and use them freely.

Jorddyn

04-20-2005, 06:33 PM
hehehehehehe u said boobie heheheheh

Jorddyn
04-20-2005, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by RangerD1
hehehehehehe u said boobie heheheheh

:fu:

I both love and hate the fact that they are so easily distracted by boobies.

Jorddyn

04-20-2005, 06:36 PM
hehehe

Divinity
04-20-2005, 06:39 PM
Someone said boobies? Where? ::glances around with a drooling smile::

/man impersonation

Vesi
04-20-2005, 06:59 PM
Selective memory.

That all bodily functions are funny and should be talked and laughed about at length.

The fact that they act like they've never seen boobs, asses or legs on a woman before. (though this has worked in my favor I have to admit... it still can be annoying)

Underwear they've had since high school.

There's lots more... trying to be nice... sort of. :saint:

Vesi

Azul
04-20-2005, 07:29 PM
lol at the underware since high school.

This topic is good entertainment. :popcorn2:

Hips
04-20-2005, 07:44 PM
The boob fascination is both annoying and amusing at the same time.

But I use it to my advantage.

ElanthianSiren
04-20-2005, 07:45 PM
...the constant debate over who has a bigger cock (and the bigger member comebacks).

-Melissa

Jorddyn
04-20-2005, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by ElanthianSiren
...the constant debate over who has a bigger cock (and the bigger member comebacks).

-Melissa

This wouldn't bother me so much but for the lack of pictures.

Jorddyn :saint:

04-20-2005, 07:51 PM
I have the biggest cock.

- Arkans

Anailea
04-20-2005, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by Arkans
I have the biggest cock.

- Arkans

love it. :lol:

Edited to say, this would have been better with the picture. :shrug:

[Edited on 4-21-2005 by Anailea]

Kyra
04-20-2005, 09:47 PM
Hygiene...my ex took to not showering for weeks on end but just couldn't figure out WHY I didn't want a damn thing to do with him :wtf:

Stupid mind games are a close second...nothing like waiting 2 months to bring up something you think I did or said that was suspicous :rolleyes:

K.

Artha
04-20-2005, 09:52 PM
Stupid mind games are a close second...
!!!

Hulkein
04-20-2005, 09:55 PM
What guy doesn't shower for a week?

What kind of job does he have?

I'm covered in either sweat, dust, metal scraps, saw dust, sewege, or any combination after a day of work in the summer.

Kyra
04-20-2005, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by Hulkein
What guy doesn't shower for a week?

What kind of job does he have?

I'm covered in either sweat, dust, metal scraps, saw dust, sewege, or any combination after a day of work in the summer.

He drives truck & delivers milk. I have no idea why the stores haven't complained because he smells like a giant armpit..I used to spray his coat with air freshner when he hung it up :barf:

And it would be weeks...no idea what that was about.

Snapp
04-20-2005, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by Kyra

He drives truck & delivers milk. I have no idea why the stores haven't complained because he smells like a giant armpit..I used to spray his coat with air freshner when he hung it up :barf:

And it would be weeks...no idea what that was about.
This must be a milk-guy thing. Every store I've managed has had a milk delivery guy who's had horrible BO.

Tsunami
04-20-2005, 10:30 PM
In no particular order, gross teeth, spitting (especially the big green loogies), farting and then trapping you under the covers with it, biting nails and over all poor personal hygene.

Swearing doesn't get to me too much, I married a marine ;)

HarmNone
04-21-2005, 02:13 AM
I dislike men who sterotype women.

There. I feel better now. :D

Shari
04-21-2005, 03:09 AM
OH MY GOD YES, THE OBSESSION WITH THE BOOBS, WHAT THE FUCK IS IT ABOUT YOU GUYS AND BREASTS, REALLY!? I MEAN YOU'VE SEEN LIKELY THOUSANDS OF THEM EITHER IN REAL LIFE, MOVIES, PRINT, ETC. YOU MARRY A SET OF THEM OR YOU'VE TOUCHED, GRABBED, OR OTHERWISE TRIED TO PRACTICALLY RIP THEM OFF IN SEVEN YEARS OF BEING TOGETHER AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T HAD ENOUGH!?!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

-she who is sick to fucking death of being groped.

Apotheosis
04-21-2005, 03:11 AM
Originally posted by Jesae
OH MY GOD YES, THE OBSESSION WITH THE BOOBS, WHAT THE FUCK IS IT ABOUT YOU GUYS AND BREASTS, REALLY!? I MEAN YOU'VE SEEN LIKELY THOUSANDS OF THEM EITHER IN REAL LIFE, MOVIES, PRINT, ETC. YOU MARRY A SET OF THEM OR YOU'VE TOUCHED, GRABBED, OR OTHERWISE TRIED TO PRACTICALLY RIP THEM OFF IN SEVEN YEARS OF BEING TOGETHER AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T HAD ENOUGH!?!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

-she who is sick to fucking death of being groped.

tell us how you really feel

Divinity
04-21-2005, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by Jesae
OH MY GOD YES, THE OBSESSION WITH THE BOOBS, WHAT THE FUCK IS IT ABOUT YOU GUYS AND BREASTS, REALLY!? I MEAN YOU'VE SEEN LIKELY THOUSANDS OF THEM EITHER IN REAL LIFE, MOVIES, PRINT, ETC. YOU MARRY A SET OF THEM OR YOU'VE TOUCHED, GRABBED, OR OTHERWISE TRIED TO PRACTICALLY RIP THEM OFF IN SEVEN YEARS OF BEING TOGETHER AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T HAD ENOUGH!?!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

-she who is sick to fucking death of being groped.

Well, I think I can answer this one.

Every woman has a different set of boobs. Yes, they've seen many, but each pair is unique.

Some are bouncier, some are more firm, there are bigger ones, smaller ones, even ones inbetween. Same goes for the nips.

Then, for some reason unknown to most guys (not all), boobies change how they feel. One week they are kinda full and resiliant, and the next they are all bouncy and in your face but really soft.

They are a pair of happy hour fun, and can be used for multiple things.

Asha
04-21-2005, 12:31 PM
Divinity, my number is 555-01934-762 Dave Dave Dave.
:heart:

Kainen
04-21-2005, 12:42 PM
Lying to me.. god PLEASE just tell me the damn truth even if I wont like it. I would rather you tell me the truth and get mad about it right away than find out later you lied. Besides.. I am MUCH less likely to get pissed if you grow some balls and just tell me the truth now. Letting me find out that you lied often involves some form of revenge.

CrystalTears
04-21-2005, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by Divinity

Originally posted by Jesae
OH MY GOD YES, THE OBSESSION WITH THE BOOBS, WHAT THE FUCK IS IT ABOUT YOU GUYS AND BREASTS, REALLY!? I MEAN YOU'VE SEEN LIKELY THOUSANDS OF THEM EITHER IN REAL LIFE, MOVIES, PRINT, ETC. YOU MARRY A SET OF THEM OR YOU'VE TOUCHED, GRABBED, OR OTHERWISE TRIED TO PRACTICALLY RIP THEM OFF IN SEVEN YEARS OF BEING TOGETHER AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T HAD ENOUGH!?!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

-she who is sick to fucking death of being groped.

Well, I think I can answer this one.

Every woman has a different set of boobs. Yes, they've seen many, but each pair is unique.

Some are bouncier, some are more firm, there are bigger ones, smaller ones, even ones inbetween. Same goes for the nips.

Then, for some reason unknown to most guys (not all), boobies change how they feel. One week they are kinda full and resiliant, and the next they are all bouncy and in your face but really soft.

They are a pair of happy hour fun, and can be used for multiple things.

Okay but what about the man who have the SAME damned boobs day in and day out and STILL grope them all the time? IT'S THE SAME GODDAMNED BOOB IT WAS YESTERDAY!

I'm with Jesae, I really don't get the need for the constant groping. I've complained that it seems to be the only thing he touches on me and he says I'm exaggerating. I'm really not. I'll just be sitting there, watching TV and he'll come over, sit with me and put his hand over my boob and keep squeezing it. Yes, you love me and my boobs, but do you guys have any idea how annoying and distracting it is to have a guy grope you all the time while you're doing something? GAH!

Asha
04-21-2005, 01:11 PM
I'm gonna have to ignore this thread from now on.
The urge to remove my pants and roll up my sleeve is too much.
:fu:

CrystalTears
04-21-2005, 01:11 PM
Originally posted by Kyra
Stupid mind games are a close second...nothing like waiting 2 months to bring up something you think I did or said that was suspicous :rolleyes:

K.

(I'm just getting caught up with this thread, so forgive the late response.)

MALE mind games? You sure you're married to a man? :D Seriously though, no offense to men, but they're not that clever to play mind games. Even my own has stated such.

What he's doing isn't mind games, just not knowing how to approach you with the subject because he doesn't want you to go all psycho on him, which women are known to do when they are accused. :D

Czeska
04-21-2005, 01:12 PM
I'd find it annoying to have ANY part of me touched perpetually, and I"m a huggy person.

But still. Boobies are just cool.

Aside from that... Confidence is sexy. Cocky is not.

And icky nails.

Kyra
04-21-2005, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by CrystalTears

Originally posted by Kyra
Stupid mind games are a close second...nothing like waiting 2 months to bring up something you think I did or said that was suspicous :rolleyes:

K.

(I'm just getting caught up with this thread, so forgive the late response.)

MALE mind games? You sure you're married to a man? :D Seriously though, no offense to men, but they're not that clever to play mind games. Even my own has stated such.

What he's doing isn't mind games, just not knowing how to approach you with the subject because he doesn't want you to go all psycho on him, which women are known to do when they are accused. :D

Past tense but yes I WAS married to him for a decade & sorry if the guys you & your man know aren't that smart however this one was/is.

As for the psycho b.s. that isn't me, ever(with the exception of messing with my kids). I have a million other things to do than freak out over anything a man has to say or do <shrug>.

K.

CrystalTears
04-21-2005, 02:33 PM
Wow, okay, touched a nerve. Sorry.

Aside from the boob thing, and I'm not really sure if it's a guy thing, but I wish they would just us have a bad day. I'm tired of hearing "you think your day was bad.... " and then go on to talk about their own day, as though I wasn't even talking. Hello? I was venting! Let me vent! Yes you had a hard day but don't try to pawn off my problems with yours. OMG that irritates me.

04-21-2005, 02:34 PM
boobies definately boobies

Asha
04-21-2005, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by RangerD1
boobies definately boobies

We just want back what's rightfully ours.

Czeska
04-21-2005, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by Drayal

Originally posted by RangerD1
boobies definately boobies

We just want back what's rightfully ours.

There's surgery available for that, you know.

Asha
04-21-2005, 03:45 PM
Hahah, nice sig.

4a6c1
04-21-2005, 05:34 PM
Clingy men, needy men and men who have no goals or passions.

Also, men with beautiful faces and/or eyes who do not tend the MANFUR make me want to do the bondage + scary sharp knife routine. If all else fails, they will learn to shave themselves. :D

4a6c1
04-21-2005, 05:39 PM
I forgot to mention I hate when men play hard to get by giving me a restraining order. Damn do I hate that.

Divinity
04-22-2005, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by CrystalTears

Originally posted by Divinity

Well, I think I can answer this one.

Every woman has a different set of boobs. Yes, they've seen many, but each pair is unique.

Some are bouncier, some are more firm, there are bigger ones, smaller ones, even ones inbetween. Same goes for the nips.

Then, for some reason unknown to most guys (not all), boobies change how they feel. One week they are kinda full and resiliant, and the next they are all bouncy and in your face but really soft.

They are a pair of happy hour fun, and can be used for multiple things.

Okay but what about the man who have the SAME damned boobs day in and day out and STILL grope them all the time? IT'S THE SAME GODDAMNED BOOB IT WAS YESTERDAY!

I'm with Jesae, I really don't get the need for the constant groping. I've complained that it seems to be the only thing he touches on me and he says I'm exaggerating. I'm really not. I'll just be sitting there, watching TV and he'll come over, sit with me and put his hand over my boob and keep squeezing it. Yes, you love me and my boobs, but do you guys have any idea how annoying and distracting it is to have a guy grope you all the time while you're doing something? GAH!

Alright, I'll try this one too. :lol:

Basically because if you're sitting on the couch, you're fair game for the gropage. Anytime is good time to touch the booby.

Yes, he might have touched it yesterday, in the last half hour.. five minutes ago.. but you know what? It's a wonderful way of reminding them just how happy they are that you still have that nice rack.

You're sitting beside them, or you're busy, it's just like.. "Hmm, ::slips hand over her boob:: Well that feels kinda nice." It's a soft (sometimes, or I'm hoping so), velvety pillow that fits into the hand (most of the time :D) and is hours of enjoyment cause it's there.

It's nothing against you, you're most likely pretty if they're touching it. They're there, and it's fun times and can keep them amused.

That, and boobies will always be there when you're on your period. It doesn't talk. It bounces back whenever you touch them. They add something to that sexy dress or lingerie. They can be adorned of course, but boobies are all around goodness.

CrystalTears
04-22-2005, 01:53 PM
Had I been a man, I would have actually gotten a woodie reading that. Um.. thanks for the perspective there, Div. *fans herself*

Divinity
04-22-2005, 02:21 PM
:lol: I aim to please. (Pun intended of course ;) )

Czeska
04-22-2005, 02:38 PM
Hell I'm not a man, doesn't matter. And I'm smiling at my boobs suddenly, too.

Jolena
04-22-2005, 02:55 PM
Someone mentioned underwear that they've had since highschool, I so totally second that damn. I mean WTF, why would you keep underwear that has holes in it? Huh? HUH?! ....:grr:

Also, laundry is NOT done in order of kinda smells to smelliest. If you've worn it today, it needs to be washed damnit. *I* do the laundry, wtf is the problem with it?!

Yeah, farting is kinda funny, and I admit James and I laugh about it from time to time and I've even snuck a few around him. But damn, if a man has NO control over his gas then we have issues. At the very least, STEP OUTSIDE.

Oh and um..if you're caught? Don't try to sidestep it, Pony up and accept your dues, mister man.

K I'm so done now or I'll go on forever.

Jolena
04-22-2005, 02:58 PM
Oh I have to add in as well, that the groping and adjusting of your balls every few minutes? Yeah, that's not attractive, kthx.

Latrinsorm
04-22-2005, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by Jolena
If you've worn it today, it needs to be washed damnit.But then when would they lie on the floor for days on end? :?:

CrystalTears
04-22-2005, 03:28 PM
If I washed something that I wore that same day, I'd ALWAYS be doing laundry. That's just crazy. 2-3 days if it's just working in an office, less if you actually did something that caused you to sweat. Jeans can sometimes go a whole week, no problem. :D

DCSL
04-22-2005, 04:50 PM
I'll second the can't lose gracefully thing.

My boyfriend was getting into this miniature war game called Mage Knight. He pestered me for DAYS to play it with him and finally I put down my PS2 controller and say fine, and play. We play every night for a week straight with me winning every time and his attitude is getting worse and worse. He starts pouting like a five year old. I expected him to start hitting his head against a wall or something.

It's not like I was rubbing it in. I felt kind of bad for beating him so much at a game he liked more than I did. And I couldn't let him win. Despite the way he was acting, he was not a child and he deserved real competition. I don't let anyone win who is more than seven years old.

In the end, I had to corner him about it and tell him he was being a whiny bitch. After that, he started entering me in local Mage Knight tournaments. I *think* he was trying to see someone else beat me but I'm still undefeated and he's still kind of sulky about it. That kind of thing just pisses me the hell off.

04-22-2005, 05:24 PM
Lol DCSL is totally the girl in the. if you can read this then you need to get laid shirt.

Hawt

Atlanteax
04-22-2005, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by DCSL
I'll second the can't lose gracefully thing.

My boyfriend was getting into this miniature war game called Mage Knight. He pestered me for DAYS to play it with him and finally I put down my PS2 controller and say fine, and play. We play every night for a week straight with me winning every time and his attitude is getting worse and worse. He starts pouting like a five year old. I expected him to start hitting his head against a wall or something.

It's not like I was rubbing it in. I felt kind of bad for beating him so much at a game he liked more than I did. And I couldn't let him win. Despite the way he was acting, he was not a child and he deserved real competition. I don't let anyone win who is more than seven years old.

In the end, I had to corner him about it and tell him he was being a whiny bitch. After that, he started entering me in local Mage Knight tournaments. I *think* he was trying to see someone else beat me but I'm still undefeated and he's still kind of sulky about it. That kind of thing just pisses me the hell off.

Men have an inferiority complex when it comes to their SOs and anything that the man particularly enjoys doing or believes that he should know how to do "better".

Poor guy... :rolleyes:

Killer Kitten
04-23-2005, 12:34 AM
Men who insist upon telling you how hot they find other women. Tell it to your guy pals!

If I'm sleeping with you it's just plain rude to be saying that stuff to me. What's the point, except to make me feel bad because I'm not as tall/short/tanned/curvy/thin/long-legged or whatever?

Think it all you want. Say it to your guy friends all you want. Beat off in the bathroom to it all you want. Just keep it the hell away from me.

Oh yeah and I hate it when guys want to see 'chick flicks'. Boring!!! Gimme The Terminator or a shipful of Aliens any day.

Divinity
04-23-2005, 10:41 AM
I guess I don't have any of those problems above. I mean hell, when I'm hanging out with a guy, we'll look together. I know that he finds me attractive, or he wouldn't be with me. Admiring is not a bad thing.
That's clearly the, "You can look, but don't touch."

Killer Kitten
04-23-2005, 11:14 AM
I just find it rude. Admire all you want, but how hard is it to be discreet? Is it really necessary to trip over your tongue every time you see somebody with a trait you admire? Geez, grow the fuck up already!

It's different if I'm with a guy friend, as in platonic. Then I'm 'one of the boys'. But my sexual partner? Newp, that's a huge turn-off for me.